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// Human on my Farm 
// Story: Pony Farm / Just Jump Down 
// by Rainbow Twist 
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"There's a human on mah farm!" Applejack yelled with urgency to Twilight. 

"You're silly pony! Humans only exist in fairy tales!" Twilight retorted. 

"How 'bout talkin' potato?" Applejack asked, with the same urgency. 

"What? Show me where this human and talking potato are." Twilight said, honestly thinking her friend has lost it. 

"I want everypony to see! Get Pinkie, Rainbow, Fluttershy, and Rarity over here, NAO!" Applejack yelled. So when Twilight got them, Applejack led them behind a tree where you can see Chell and POTaTOS there. 

"See? Nao you believe me?" Applejack whispered. Chell was eating an apple as POTaTOS was telling her to stop, as it might be poisoned, that the moron set it up. 

"Ah, relax, you potato. I can cook you and eat you if I wanted." Chell said, hitting the potato on her gun with her hand. 

"Ooo. A human! I wonder what it would to if it found us!" Pinkie said quietly, and then hopped out from behind the tree in front of Chell and said: "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" 

Chell yelped, but then decided to say something back. "I'm Chell, and this is GLaDOS. She's a potato." Chell said cautiously. 

"I can see that she's a potato, silly Chell! Hi! How are you, GLaDOS?" Pinkie said, turning to the potato on the portal gun. 

"Oh, hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." POTaTOS said, quoting herself from a loooong time ago. Like, falling through the hole to Old Aperture long time ago. 

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"So you don't know how you got here?" Twilight asked, now in her library with the rest of the Mane 6 and Chell. 

"No, not at all." Chell frowned. 

"Do you remember anything?" Twilight asked, now officially worried about this human. 

"Yes, up to a point. I don't remember my childhood, of course, I never have." Chell answered. 

"Oh, that's terrible. What are you going to do now?" Fluttershy added. 

"I have no idea. Maybe you can turn me into one of you guys?" Chell replied.  

"I don't know if there's a spell for that. Spike?" Twilight implied. 

"If I can find a spell for it, sure." Spike proposed. 

"That'd be great. Maybe you could do the same for Ms. Potato over there?" Chell claimed. 

"Found it! Transformation spell!" Spike called out, walking over to Twilight, holding a book. 

"Ah! Thanks, Spike. Now, Chell, Land Pony, Pegasus, or Unicorn?" Twilight wondered. 

"Pegasus would be just fine with me." Chell announced.