//------------------------------// // The outfit of awful // Story: My outfit with a taste // by Cringe Queen //------------------------------// I had finished a coat for Fallout when I heard a knock at my door. It was fallout. I hade made a awful coat for him! What was I going to say! I opened the door."Oh shoot,"I thought to myself."Hey fallout!" I said with a smile. "Hey! So did you finish it? I've got my money ready," he held up a bag of bits. "Haha, all those bits! You....um.....you don't need to give me that much," I was trying to make him forget about the coat. "Hey I saw that dress you made! It was good!" "HA! Like if I had talent! Pfft!" I said. And I wasn't kidding. "So why did you open your shop?" "Cause I thought I was good..I guess I can't hide the coat from you forever.." We both flew inside and he saw the coat. "Well, it's something....." "I know it's awful! Rainbow could do a better job than me!" Then as I sat down Unidentified ran in,"Where's your bathroom!" I pointed to a door near him and he ran in. "I swear he has a smallest balder than any of us!" I said. "THAT WAS ONE TIME!" Unidentified yelled from inside the bathroom "You're good at dresses!" Fallout said. "Thanks.." "No problem!" The door opened"Um hello?" It was DASATOILET who we call him toilet because he said he liked it. "Hey Toilet!" I said. "Hey Random!" he said. "What do you need?" "Just wondering if you guys wanted to hang out? Say hi to some ponies? Eat?" "I"M GOING TOO!" yelled unidentified from the bathroom. They there was a sound of the sink starting. "Ok," said toilet. A few minutes later they left they shop. "Where first?" asked Fallout "Not SCC," I said. "Why?" "Remember last time?" "Hey guys!" It was headsplit and I_heart_derpy who we call Gwen. "Hey! Now where to go eat?"I said "Isn't there a I trot somewhere?" said Fallout. "Lets go there, it's in Cantorlot I think, I wouldn't know, I've never been there," I said. Everyone looked at me in surprise."What! Let's just go," I started to fly and followed everyone else. At I trot I ate my food quickly and the other's did too. "So!--"I swallowed my food"-- Where to next?" I said. "Why no to, Rarity's boutique, sorry but we need clothes for a party, and you probably dont have time," said Headsplit. "It's fine!" I said When we finished our food we paid and left. Rarity's boutique "Oh hi stallions and mares!" Rarity said with a kind and warming smile. "Hey! we just need a few outfit's for a party," said Fallout. "Oh! Have a look around then, if you need anything just ask!" Rarity turned around and started cleaning. We all walked around, Rarity had some clothes for stallions upstairs little area. And I saw the perfect dress. It was a dress that described me perfectly. I grabbed it and tried it on, it looked like everyone else found a dress/tux. I looked at everyone else when they walked outside. I put on mine first so i got so see everyone first. When they all finished dressing I smile and say," You all look great." Then I looked at a clock,"OMG I"M GOING TO BE LATE ALL MY ANIME CLUB!" Everyone fell back a little and I gave Unidentified some bits, got undressed and ran out off the store. Toilet took the money and the dress. He took it all to Rarity, soon realizing I only gave Unidentified hafe the money. At home I was watching an anime, I got rudely interrupted by a stallion. "Hey Random!" It was head split. "AH!" I dropped my popcorn and paused the video."Sorry guys! Be right back!" I left the group chat and looked at him. "What?" "Hey you should be thankful, I brought your dress," he threw it over to me. "Oh and we are going to help some ponies, want to help?" "Sure!" I said texting my club."Ok, lets go!" I got out my chair. "So who first?" asked Toilet when I came into the shop part of my house. I shrugged," What are some important ones?" People sends us mail of problems they needed. We are called the 'Fictionsquad' I know, cheesy. "AHHH!!" Gwen yelled loudly, but it wasn't in horror, she was excited about something. "THE PRINCESS! AHHHH!!!!" She screamed happily. "What!" I said looking at the letter. "She's not lieing! There sending it to us so we can help them with chores? It's better then nothing!" "I gu-OH GOSH I GOT TO GO AGAIN!" yelled Unidentified, he ran to the bathroom. "Sma-" I started. "DONT SAY IT!" he yelled back. "Ok, who's going to help who?" I asked. "I don't know," said Gwen. "There's five of use..." I said. "Hey Random, I heard we where helping people today?" It was Femikol, he was looking down to his shirt, buttoning up his shirt. "We haven't seen each other for weeks and this is how you greet me?" I asked sounding slightly annoyed. He looked up," Oh, yeah. Sorry," he looked at me concerned. Suddenly the door opened. It was Scoot. I smiled brightly at Fallout. He had told me he was Scoot's big brother earlier in the week. I quickly looked at her, and I frowned. "Scoot, how are you here? In the Crystal Empire?" I said. "Oh, Rainbow brought me here, I wanted to hang out with you!" she said looking at Fallout. "Hehe. Well we where just going to Ponyville to help the main six. Hey, Scoot must be cool having him as your big brother,"I said. "What?" she asked. "Brother?" "Haha! I thing Random had to many drinks!" Fallout said laughing. "HEY!" I slapped him with all my force. "I DON'T EVEN DRINK!" "But this story needs to be more funny!" he said. "True," I agreed."Ok I had an idea that all of us has one pony to help. We will draw out of a hat!" "Fine.." said everyone. I wrote each of the main six's names. I put them in a hat. "Fluttershy," read Gwen. Unidentified came out of the bathroom. He was going to reach into my hat, I pulled it away. "Did you wash your hooves?" I asked. He ran back into the bathroom, I heard the sink run. He came back and grabbed a paper. "How am I gong to help Rainbow?"said Unidentified. He was a unicorn, it was probably going to be impossible. "PINKIE!!!!!" yelled Fallout. He started to cry. "Apple Jack!" said Head split. "Twilight,"said Toilet. "So, I got Rarity? YES!" I said.