"This crossover of My Little Pony and Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens or ponies. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get messed up."
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Chris: Last time on Total Drama, our new season started out...but nothing for me! Some jackass turned me into a pony and now I had to host a new season just to get my curse lifted. So we brought the los...
Celestia: Chris.
Chris: ...err, I mean "friends" to participate in this new season with one team made up of the castaways of Pahkitew Island and the other made up of players from Seasons 1-5. The players reunite with our old ponies pals, though Dawn is having somewhat a bittersweet reunion with Pinkamena Diane Pie, the freak she stole from. The ponies are determined not to be a biased, not so easy. Then came the first challenge as both teams deal with crazy ass challenges and rivalries with one another. In the end, the Trusting Geezers won the challenge and a key to one of the books that Celestia gave Twilight. And Sky's bad driving skills send her packing.
We see Chris in the monitor room, trying to get used to his new room. He spoke, "And now? We got 27 players to ago. What friendship and strategies be formed? And will I ever get my cool look back? Find out right now in this new episode of..." As we pan away from the monitor room, Chris finishes the intro. "...Total...Drama...Equestria 2: Old Versus New!"
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ORANGE RATCHET PRESENTS...
A JUSSONIC STORY...
Another intro started playing like in every Total Drama season as cameras started popping out everywhere. Then a zoom-in begins to occur as Chris, as a pony, is looking down in depression and anger as Blaineley was posing next to him... then the camera dives right into the Friendship Castle as we then see Gwen, Cody and Sierra, accidentally knocking over the table, much to Twilight and Spike's chagrin.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind,
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see
Outside the castle, Bucky Katt (the human version) was doing some graffiti saying 'Bucky iz awsume' as he yelped, realizing and dove in a bush. Heather and Topher, who were watching this from a distance, just rolled their eyes.
Meanwhile, Rarity is putting dresses on Scarlett, Amy, Sugar and Zoey, much to the former three's anger and the latter's happiness. Nearby, Mike, Cameron and Alejandro were facepalming as Leonard was trying to cast a spell...
I want to be famous!
Over near where Rainbow Dash is, she, along with Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were skateboarding as Sky was joining them, along with a reluctant Dave, who was just nervous about the whole thing. Beardo, in the meantime, was relaxing near a tree.
Over with Pinkie Pie, she and Izzy were laughing as they were sitting with Max, all of them in mad scientist garb, working on something. DJ, Lindsay, B and Dawn just watch in concern.
I want to live close to the sun,
So pack your bags 'cause I already won,
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day...
'Cause I want to be famous!
Over with Fluttershy, she was just blushing as Rodney was looking over between both Sammy and Ella, the two of them seemingly fast friends as Chef and Discord seemed to have Shawn and Jasmine tied in a pot.
With Applejack herself, she was groaning as she was trying to push away a fat Owen, who ate up all the apples.
Nanana'nanaana nana nana
I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous
The camera then pans over to Castle Canterlot, as Celestia and Luna were worried for their lives as they were looking around...
I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous!
Celestia and Luna yelp as Bucky appeared in between them, wearing a shirt saying 'The real star right here!'. The two royal ponies could only roll their eyes as the camera panned back to reveal the cast... along with a new mysterious figure appearing in one of the windows as the last few notes of the Godfather theme turned pretty grim at the end.
TOTAL DRAMA EQUESTRIA 2: NEW VERSUS OLD
BASED OFF THE WORKS OF JENNIFER PERTCH, TOM MCGILLIS AND LAUREN FAUST
WRITTEN BY JUSSONIC AND ORANGE RATCHET
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Episode Twenty-Eight: The Return of Dramaony Part 2
It is another morning at the Friendship Rainbow Kingdom Castle...and another one of those mornings. The Trusting Geezers are guests here since they won the last invincibility challenge.
Heather sighs, being in the shower while cleaning herself off. The girl needs to get the challenge off of her.
"Heather, come on!" Gwen snaps from outside the bathroom. She and the other players are waiting for Heather to get done. "We need a shower like you do."
"Hey, I got to get the challenge clean off of me!" Heather snaps from the shower. "Why don't you see if breakfast is ready?"
Gwen sighs in irritation. Even if Heather tone down her mean girl streak, she is still a bitch.
A few minutes or so later, the players and their hosts are at the table, preparing to eat. Spike and Ben came in with breakfast as the stallion spoke out, "All right, time for waffles."
"WAFFLES, YAHOO!" Owen exclaims happily as he pours syrup onto his waffles and begins chowing down.
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Lindsay: After our win yesterday, our spirits are in high form. I can't wait to win again. (chibi smiles) I love waffles!
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"Apple?" Sierra ask Cody sweetly as she passes an apple to Cody.
"Thanks." Cody chuckles while taking the apple.
"So anyway, I figure once I'm done, I would like to take a book out of the library." Izzy said happily. This causes most of the players to look at her. "What? Can't I look at a book?"
"Well, my home is your home...until you get voted out or your team loses." Twilight said kindly to Izzy.
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DJ: Izzy wanting books? Yeah, I think she just want to fit in her new key to see which book it fits. Whatever it opens, hopefully it's a big surprise of sorts.
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Heather: So what if Izzy opens a book and gets invincibility or something? (frowns) That will make my game ten more worst than when Alejerkoff stole my idol! Ugh! Still pisses me off to this day!
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Izzy: (holding her key) Yes, sir. Which book does this key opens? Which one indeed? Oh, it will be sooooo on.
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Once breakfast is done, DJ and Gwen offered to help Spike do the dishes. While in the kitchen, the baby Dragon curiously asked, "So Gwen? How are you and Trent getting along?"
"Doing great, yeah." Gwen said with a blush. "It's great being back with him after so long."
"Yeah, I bet! So any tips on how to get together with a mare? Huh?"
"Still wanting to get with Rarity?"
"Hey, that's...that's private!" Spike exclaims, blushing big time.
"Trust me, kid, everyone knows you're into her. It's a less secret like Rainbow being with that Soarin' guy." DJ admits, making the others laugh.
"Yeah, that is true."
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The Loving Youngsters just woke up to breakfast at Sweet Apple Acres. Despite missing out on the big breakfast at the castle, the food that the Apple Family is making ends up fine too. Applejack is still in the hospital, recovering from the last challenge.
"Wow, kudos to you, Miss Smith." Sammy said politely as she chew on some apples, but yelps as her sister smirks wickedly and hits her on the back, trying to make her choke before she swallow. "Hey!
"Saw that, young'in!" Granny Smith snaps to Amy sternly. "Go outside and help Rodney out."
"Ugh! Fine!" Amy scowls angrily as she storms out of the room.
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Amy: God! I hate this place! The farm smells and they do hard work! What am I?! An ass?!
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"Ah saw 'de new season." Apple Bloom said to Sammy in concern. "Yew shouldn't put up wit' 'dat. Sisters are supposed 'ta be supportive."
"I know...but she will never let me forget it. It's not fair." Sammy admits in sadness. "I managed to get the edge over her and she's trying..."
"Amy, love, it's all right." Jasmine said, patting her friend on the back. "You can get back at that wanker later! Show her you don't need to be pushed around like that."
"Thanks."
"Is she gone?" Max ask meekly as he peeks into the kitchen.
"Scarlett is outside, doing her chores." Granny Smith said to Max who came into the kitchen.
"She still scares ya, huh?" Leonard ask Max who sat down nervously.
"This shouldn't be possible. An evil genius like me, being scared of her." Max said, shuddering a bit.
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Apple Bloom: Dang, an' Ah thought Tech was a mama's foal. Max beats him 100% percent.
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Sugar: Shoot, after Scarlett scared 'de hell out o' him, Max is trying 'to distance himself fro' her. (frowns) Ah was supposed 'ta be 'de bad guy here!
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"Good morning, my friends and players!" Ella exclaims happily as she dances in, much to the notice of the others.
"Morning, Ella!" The players calls out.
"Your seat, my lady." Topher teases as he pulls a seat out for Ella to sit in.
"Thank you, you are indeed a gentleman." Ella said while sitting down. "So, dear Dave, did you miss Sky?"
"Yeah, but I know she wants me to continue the game for her." Dave said with a sly grin.
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Dave: I was hoping that she stays in the game long enough to...well...try to be more friends with her again...of course, now? (determined) I will do my best to make her proud! After all, Bridgette was able to recover from what happened with Geoff, and damn it, so shall I.
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"You are a brave warrior." Ella said proudly. "So where are Scarlett, Rodney and Amy?"
"Outside." Jasmine said as Beardo made pulling noises of a plow. "You said it, Beardo."
Outside, Rodney is smiling as he is pulling a plow while helping out Big Mac. He spoke, "You must enjoy doing this, every day!"
"Eeyup!" Big Macintosh said with a nod. He looks back, calling, "Don't look any of those seeds now, water them!"
"Ugh!" Scarlett exclaims in exhaustion as she throw in some seeds while Amy did some digging. "Threaten that stupid Max and I got farm work!"
"I wish fake me was dead." Amy said angrily. "You know I mean, Samey, right?"
"Yeah, I do."
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Back with Izzy, she was looking around the library as she just picked one book out of curiosity.
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Izzy: I decided to take a look around the library, and I thought A, maybe I'd save my key for a later date, which is what I'm hoping some of my other friends will do, or B, use one of them now... I figured I may as well test the waters...
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Izzy then tried the key on that book... and what do you know, it opened. "Sweet!"
Izzy then picked up the parchment as she read it. 'Congratulations, you have found a cool advantage... an extra vote! Show this to the princesses before ANY elimination ceremony you attend. You will then be allowed to join in the voting process and... maybe swing it your way if you can... well, convince the Mane Six to take out someone else. Warning, you can only use it once.'
Izzy paused as she pocketed it. "That might be useful..."
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Izzy: An extra vote? Oh... wow... I always wondered how the princesses vote... and this is for anytime... but it's a one-time use. Hmmm... I'll save it for later... if we have a vote going on.
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Heather relaxed as she decided to get comfortable near the castle... when she heard spray painting from nearby. She looked up in curiosity to see Bucky spray painting on the castle walls. "Bucky? What are you doing?"
"Writing messages." Bucky said. "My bosses are still setting up today's challenge, so I naturally have a little break."
"What's it like being an intern?" Heather asked, out of curiosity.
"Honestly, it has its' perks..." Bucky explained as he finished writing the message. "They have good pay, I get good meals..."
"Good meals? From Chef?" Heather asked.
"Actually, from that red dressed girl, Blaineley. That Chef guy wanted to investigate the mystery on how or why Chris turned into a pony... so he left Blaineley in charge." Bucky explained.
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FLASHBACK
Bucky was sleeping, curled up near a windowsill, even though he was human, when he opened one eye, and looked up to see Chef wheeling around his wheelchair.
"Damn challengers... damn season..." Chef frowned as Blaineley walked in.
"You know, Chef, I'm sure most of them didn't mean it..." Blaineley tried to explain.
"I know, but I'm not concerned about that!" Chef said. "I'm concerned about Chris' transformation."
"What are you going to do?" Blaineley asked, out of sheer curiosity.
"I'm going to have to find the monster behind Chris' transformation, so I'll probably be gone for a long while!" Chef frowned. "Blaineley, while I'm gone, I'm going to leave you in charge of the cooking."
"Really? SWEET!" Blaineley smiled.
"Don't get any ideas. This is just temporary. Once I find the person and bring him or her to justice, I'm going to be back on the job!" Chef frowned.
"I won't you let you down, sir." Blaineley smiled as she did a Rimmer-like salute.
"Okay then, I better get to work..." Chef said as he wheeled himself out into the portal into the real world.
Bucky watched as Blaineley left, then fell right back to sleep.
END FLASHBACK
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"It's amazing how much you can hear from the grapevine." Bucky said.
"Whoa!"
"Speak of the devil..." Bucky muttered as Topher came in on roller skates.
"Hey, Buck." Topher said as he recovered, getting up.
"Hey, Toph." Bucky said as he continued writing his message on the castle wall outside.
"So, Topher... how goes life on the farm?" Heather asked.
"The place isn't too bad... but I have to wonder... how do you manage to survive something as big as Equestria?" Topher asked.
"You just have to get used to it, that's all..." Heather explained.
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Heather: Ever since our talk yesterday, Topher and I have been... getting close to good friendship... I also happen to know he has a huge crush on a certain pink wearing princess... and I' m sure in time, I can make him realize those feelings... wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
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Topher: It's tough being on roller skates, mainly because Apple Bloom suggested them... I don't know, maybe I'm just not the roller skating type...
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As Heather and Topher left, Bucky nodded as he finished his message. "There, all finished."
What Bucky wrote was 'Alljhandrow iz week und stooped.'
What Bucky read it as was... "'Alejandro is weak and stupid.' I'm sure I get the message across."
As soon as Bucky left the area, he started overhearing a conversation.
"Annoying, dumb, stupid..."
Bucky jumped into the bushes as he peeked out. He saw Amy angrily grumbling to herself as she was walking next to an annoyed Scarlett, whose hair and glasses were already off.
"You know what? My parents should have just killed Samey when they had the chance! I mean, it's clear by now NOBODY wanted her." Amy frowned.
"Yeah, uh-huh..." Scarlett said, annoyed.
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Scarlett: I've done plenty of things before that have not been so good. So I'm sure to get away with what I'm planning in this season also. And I'm gonna do it by myself! (grins evilly) Mark my words, those dumb sons and daughters of bitches will all go down! (growls) And I already know which one I want down first... and it ain't Max, weirdly enough.
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"You know what? Younger siblings are just... terrible! They should just... be destroyed off the face of the earth!" Amy said as she continued rattling on... an annoyed Scarlett just following.
Bucky frowned as he pulled out a list.
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Bucky: (writes down on list) Okay... one guy I hate... chalk it up to TWO PEOPLE I hate... Alejandro, which I already hated from the beginning, ever since my third life, and Amy, who says younger siblings are scum! I mean, yeah, I have an... I guess you can say... older brother figure in Satchel... and he doesn't think of younger siblings that way! Then again, he's always the bundle of positivity and I'm always in the negativity... that's not the point! The point is that with people like Alejandro and Amy around, they just annoy me, and they may as well be a couple... and... (Bucky's eyes widened, then he smirked.) Hmmmm... (starts writing down a list)
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"What the heck does that say?" Alejandro said as he, Lindsay and Gwen were outside, looking at Bucky's written message. "I do not get it."
"I don't know..." Gwen shook her head. "I think it's pretty lost on us..."
"Oh well, what can you do?" Lindsay shrugged.
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Lindsay: Whoever wrote that has terrible writing... and spelling issues. Aside from that, the message should be clear...
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Meanwhile, over nearby, Beardo was doing some rapping noises as he was bobbing his head to the tune as Izzy was meeting up with Max.
"Welcome to the new laboratory, new sidekick!" Max smiled as Izzy walked up to him.
"I'm glad to be here..." Izzy smiled. "I'm going to have so much fun!"
"I'm sure you are..." Max said as he and Izzy sat down. "Well, let's see what we can do to work this..."
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Max: I didn't need Scarlett anyway! With my new sidekick, I'm never going to be humiliated again!
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Izzy: Max is just so adorable, I can squeeze him! I'm glad I'm his new assistant!
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DJ was reading a familiar book, humming a bit. Just then, Dave came by, asking, "All right if I sit down?"
"Take a seat." DJ said. Dave nods as he sat down. "So feeling a bit bummed out over Sky being eliminated?"
"Yeah, a bit...but I know she would want me to go on. I mean, no offense against Bridgette, but I ain't turning into a sob baby."
"Uh, yeah...Bridgette was dating Geoff at the time...you and Sky aren't."
"Oh, true." Dave said, blinking as he gets the idea. The former villain glances at the book that DJ is reading. "Is that the same book that talk about the bad guys?"
"Yeah. Twilight updated ever since we left. Man, I didn't think they got some crazy villains." DJ said as he points to an article. "Starlight Glimmer? She conned ponies in going equal! Also, Tadaka? Wow, scary as hell."
"Anything about the one-eyed monster?"
"Let's see...Book? Give us subject on "Tuerto"."
"DENIED!" The book shouted as it closed right up.
The two humans blinked, wondering what just happened.
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Dave: Okay, that was just random. Maybe they didn't like Tuerto so much that they want the book to deny his existence?
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"Well, as much as I would love to see more bad guys, I rather not." Dave said with a chuckle. "No villains allowed, yeah."
"Right, the less, the better." DJ said in agreement as he closes the book.
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Gwen nods as she sat in her room...eating meat?! Cody and Sierra came in, noticing this.
"Where did you get that, Gwen?" Cody ask Gwen in concern.
"Chris send it to the winners as part of the reward." Gwen said, motioning to a fridge nearby. "We just gotta make sure that our pony friends don't get into it."
"Finally!' Sierra exclaims as she helps herself to some bologna, putting it into some bread. "Something other than cupcakes and vegetables for once."
"So did any of you wonder if Izzy unlock a book with a key yet?" Cody ask the girls curiously. "She probably found an advantage or something."
"Yeah. What if she found a clue to a Chris McClean idol or something?"
"Come on. Who would find an idol in the game this earlier?"
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Gwen: What Sierra said made sense for once. What if Izzy did find a clue to where a Chris McClean idol is. I mean, the odds are against it...but Izzy has done crazy things before.
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Sierra: If Izzy has found a Chris McClean idol...or got an advantage, we gotta be extra careful not to piss her off. I've seen "Cupcakes" and a crazy girl is no one you wanted to tick off.
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Pinkie: Who's Caitlyn Jenner again and why are PC guys get pissed off whenever she is being made fun of or worst? And why did I bring this up? Because one of the authors been seeing the new season of South Park lately.
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In an alley, Rodney looks a bit nervous as he looks at a certain girl. There's Sammy talking with Dawn and Zoey. He sighs a bit.
"Okay, Rodney, you can do this, you can do this." Rodney mumbles to himself in determination.
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Rodney: That Sammy chick is soooo pretty. Cody and DJ said if I want a permanent relationship, I must get to know a girl. Take it slow and easy. And try not to be a romantic. (pauses) I'm going to screw up, am I?
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Meanwhile, over at the same area, Jasmine and Shawn were looking at the skies as Lindsay was sitting next to them.
"The sky is pretty out, isn't it?" Lindsay asked.
"Yeah..." Jasmine paused. "Say, Lindsay, as a runner up, how did it feel?"
"I thought it was okay... actually, being runner up isn't really all that bad. You do get a good second prize for prize money." Lindsay explained.
"I see..." Jasmine paused.
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Jasmine: I don't know, Lindsay made Final Three last time... they say good luck comes to those who earn it, but... looking at past Total Drama seasons, none of the Final Two held the same contestants more than once.
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Lindsay: Yeah, I don't really care about winning the season, but it really helps that I have a great perk up. I'm just playing the game again for fun. Besides, if I had won, I probably would have turned down the opportunity to play again. I'm sure either Bridgette, Katie or whoever I liked would have been a good replacement...
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"YAHHH!"
The three heard Rodney scream as they turned to see Rodney fly out into the open and land on his butt.
"That looks like it hurt." Shawn said. "Should I call for back up?"
"Yeah..." Rodney sighed.
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Rodney: I don't know what happened, I didn't get as far as getting near them before I got catapaulted away!
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"Good work, new sidekick!" Max laughed as he and Izzy gave a high-five. "I will admit, I wouldn't have came up with the catapault idea, but you have a lot of this to cover!"
"Thanks!" Izzy smiled as she and Max gave a high-five towards each other.
Sammy, Dawn and Zoey blinked as Dawn said, "Did you hear something?"
Zoey just shrugged.
"Well, good talking to you girls. I think I'm going to check on Ella..." Sammy said as she walked off.
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Sammy: For some reason, there was something about Ella that got me interested... maybe it's because of the... dead mother story, I wanted to know a lot more on that... but I know it's not a comfortable subject for her... maybe I'll wait on it a bit, then bring it up when we're closer friends.
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Ella was humming to some birds as they flew over as she patted them on the head.
Nearby, Heather and Topher were watching as Heather gave a smirk. "Here's your girlfriend. Go get her, tiger!"
"What?" Topher said in shock. "What makes you think I want to go NEAR Ella?"
"Oh, don't deny it. You know you want her." Heather teased.
"What?" Topher squeaked.
"Come on, Topher, you know you want that princess!" Heather smirked as Topher was blushing intently.
"I have no idea what you're talking about!" Topher glared.
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Heather: (laughs) What can I say? It's just so much fun to tease!
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Topher: How does Heather get me tongue-tied in these situations! I mean, sure, Ella is cute, but... (blushes) That's not the point I'm making here!
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All of a sudden, the two people watched as Ella looked up and saw Sammy.
"Oh, hey Sammy! What's up!" Ella smiled.
"Aside from Amy's usual insults and all that... everything's turning out pretty fine." Sammy said.
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Ella: I'm glad I'm finally getting a chance to know Sammy. I've seen her on the other team last time... and I barely knew her. Now that we're on the same team, it gives me more time to get to know her... and I feel like it's a doozy!
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"Tell me, Sammy, do you like Broadway?" Ella asked.
"I've only seen a few musicals." Sammy admitted.
"Ah, I see." Ella said. "Well, I know a lot about Broadway. I had to study in music class to know all my Broadway shows. Come with me and I'll give you some examples."
"Okay..." Sammy nodded as the two went off together.
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Sammy: I love being with Ella. She's just that... bright little joy that flutters my heart... you know, if I were lesbian, I wouldn't mind sharing her...
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Meanwhile, with Twilight and friends, they were visiting Applejack in the hospital as Twilight switched one of the channels on the TV.
"There. Better?" Twilight asked.
"Much. Thanks." Applejack said.
"So, how long do you think you'll be in the hospital?" Pinkie asked.
"If I'm lucky... by tomorrow morning. Don't worry, they said I'll be back to my old self in no time..." Applejack explained... when all of a sudden, Chris came in with flowers.
"Hello, hello? How is our patient doing?" Chris asked as he came over.
"Oh, all right." Applejack said. "What are yew doing here, Chris?"
"Oh, I'm just picking up my intern. We're about done with today's challenge, and I need him to test a few things." Chris said. "By the way, nice body cast. How are you able to poop in that thing?"
"They cut a hole." Applejack glared at Chris.
"Aren't you worried that some demented elderly pony would take advantage of you through the... 'crap' gap?" Chris asked.
"We do now, you dick!" Applejack glared.
"Chris, is there any other reason you came here?" Fluttershy said, annoyed.
"Nah, just wanted to ask about my intern. Well, I'll be on my way." Chris said as he walked off.
Twilight sighed as she turned to Applejack. "We'll be back to visit you later, probably to talk about who we'll vote off after the challenge ends."
"Very well." Applejack said as the Mane Five left. Applejack sighed as she looked at the TV.
"We now return to our 48 hour marathon of 'Scooby-Doo'!" The television announcer said.
"Hey, that's not bad. I actually like Scooby-Doo!" Applejack smiled.
"With appearances by Scrappy-Doo!" The television announcer continued.
Applejack frowned. "...fuck..."
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Pinkie: Apologies to anybody who actually likes Scrappy Doo, including the guy writing this. We know you're out there.
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Pretty soon, everybody gathered around as they got their letter for the challenge.
"Looks like it's about that time, huh?" Gwen said as everyone nodded. "Okay, let's get going..."
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Beardo: (Makes water sounds)
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Pretty soon, the Loving Youngsters and the Trusting Geezers got to the challenge as Chris nodded.
"Welcome to the challenge, folks! Now, before we begin, has anybody selected a leader yet?" Chris asked.
"Uh, no. Because we never did that." Jasmine frowned.
"Well, you better choose a leader now..." Chris said.
The Loving Youngsters turned to each other for a minute as they discussed it. The Trusting Geezers did the same. After about a couple minutes of discussion, they turned back as Cameron stepped up for the Trusting Geezers and Jasmine for the Loving Youngsters.
"Okay, Cameron is the leader of Trusting Geezers, and Jasmine for Loving Youngsters, okay, got it." Chris said as Discord, Celestia and Luna came in.
"Time for the challenge, folks." Luna said.
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Jasmine: I'm a little nervous, but I think I can do it...
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Cameron: I'm confident in my abilities! I can do this!
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"All right, we're going to do our little version of the newest video game "Mario Maker"." Chris said as he gives out papers and pencils to the leaders. "Your job is to draw a very intense Mario like course for the other teams to go through and Discord will bring them to life."
"Oh, a Mario Maker game. Sounds...uh...easy." Cameron said meekly.
"Oh, it could be, it could be not. Think up of any challenges for your imagination. Use either elements from Total Drama or Equestria...just not Tuerto."
"Yes, please, we can't let that bastard back in here." Twilight said, narrowing her eyes. "He's fucking dead, anyway."
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Twilight: Okay, here's the thing. The girls and I used to feel sorry for him because we THOUGHT he would be redeemable...that is until we found out what a sick, insensitive jerk he is. So yeah, not worth it.
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Cameron and Jasmine works on deciding on and writing the courses to use. Once they're done, they hand their papers over to Celestia who looks at them.
"Well, this sounds like fun. All right...Discord!" Celestia exclaims, levitating the papers to Discord.
"Your wish is my command!" Discord exclaims as he snaps his fingers.
Soon the area is turned into a big obstacle course, making the players gasp.
"Holy crap!" Topher exclaims in surprise.
"Yep! Jasmine has chosen elements from Pahkitew Island and Cameron picks stuff from various parts of the ponies' adventures." Chris explains, giving out a gleeful look. "It is made up of six parts, 3 from Cameron, 3 from Jasmine."
"First off, you must go through a zip line and pipes filled with grease." Discord said as he explains each part of the obstacle. "Then they must go through a woods like area while dodging very nasty Timberwolves."
Cameron gulps nervously, "Those timberwolves? They aren't going to gnaw us to death, right?"
"Relax, they won't. Maul ya, but not kill you. Then in Jasmine's next part, you must run across a dock, grab a dueling stick, and try to get back without falling into the water. You must collect six sticks to form three X shapes in order to win the challenge. Fall in and you must go back and your other teammate must try his or her luck."
"Careful, there're bears in that water." Chris said with glee. Sure enough, a familiar bear in scuba gear peeks out of the water, growling.
"Oh, you got to be kidding me." Dave said, uneasily at the sight of Scuba Bear 3.0.
"Once you're done, you must get on some robots that looks like Wonderbolts." Discord said, motioning to some robots, 13 for each team that looks like the Wonderbolts, but are twitching and seem to be broken down. He points to the air, explaining, "Then you go must go through 10 loops before you move on to the next task. And then in the fifth part, you all must reach the end of that one by jumping from tree to tree without touching the ground."
"Came up with that for Pahkitew Island." Shawn said proudly to the others.
"Yeah, we can tell." Sugar remarks dryly.
"And in the final part of the challenge, you all must work together to get a flower from a Tatzlwurm." Discord said with glee. Sure enough, two huge Tatziwurms are nearby, roaring madly.
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Cameron: Well, uh, when I was listening to Twilight and the girls' adventures in the past, it's hard to come up with what to use for this...so I picked for what could be various dangerous. (worried) What the heck I was thinking?!
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"First team to get their flower and make it across the finish line will win invincibility as well as temporarily stay at the Friendship Rainbow Kingdom Castle with the MVP player getting a key." Chris explains with a smile. "The losers must say sayonara to one of their own."
"Now then, since the geezers got an extra player, he or she must sit out." Celestia said to the team with a nod. "So any ideas?"
"You know what? I think I will stick this one out." Mike said, volunteering himself. "You know, just for old time's sake."
"True enough. Nyx is waiting." Twilight said, motioning to Nyx who is waving to her friend.
As Mike goes over to sit near Nyx and her friends, the teams gets ready. Blaineley spoke up, "All right, this is for invincibility and anything else we've mentioned!"
"Teams, get ready? Get set..." Chris said as Discord blows the blowhorn. "GO!!!"
For both teams, the zipline and greasy pipes were pretty easy as they got through that with ease... as for the timberwolves, the teams were a little nervous as they tried to sneak past them.
Gwen then turned to Heather as she said, "I'm glad you're on my side."
"Because you like me?" Heather asked.
"No, because I know the first thing I'm going to do with you if we go this far in this course." Gwen said, making Heather frown.
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Gwen: Even if Heather and all the others are on good terms, chances are, she may become a villain again, so yeah, I wouldn't mind throwing her into the pit...
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Heather: I'm not amused...
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"Ella, huge favor. You might not want to sing around these dangerous areas." Topher said.
"Got it." Ella nodded.
"Same goes for everyone else, no noise." Jasmine said. "Okay?"
"Right." Everyone nodded... except for Beardo, who made a shushing noise.
"Ahem..."
Everyone turned to see Bucky sitting down and waving to the others. He then blew up a balloon, tied it up to the shape of Alejandro, and held a pin next to it. He smirked, waving the pin around.
The teams yelped as they shook their heads furiously.
Bucky nodded maliciously as he then popped the balloon.
Everyone yelped as they covered their ears... but to their surprise, the Timberwolves were still asleep...
Beardo then made a loud laughing sound... Jasmine then covered his mouth as all the Timberwolves THEN woke up and growled at everyone.
"And... run!" Jasmine said as everyone started running.
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Jasmine: Well, we know who to blame for this when everything is going down... partially the new intern, but mostly the guy on OUR team...
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"That is how you start a stampede." Bucky said as he walked off, satisfied.
After they escaped, the teams were now on the next obstacle.
"The teams are at the dueling sticks!" Chris said, holding binoculars. "Let's see how this fares out!"
Cody and Shawn rushes across the dock, doing their best not to fall in. They grab a stick and came about. Once they put one down, it's Alejandro and Dave's turn as they rush across the dock...
A big bear roar is heard, causing the two to scream and slip, falling into the water.
"BEARDO!" Most of everyone snaps in annoyance as Beardo made the roaring noise once more.
"Ugh, of course!" Dave groans angrily. He then hears a roar, seeing Scuba Bear 3.0. swimming at him. "AAAARGH!"
The two players swim for their lives, returning to the dock though Dave gets dragged in repeatedly.
"Go on without me!" Dave exclaims frantically.
"But you got to get back onto the dock so another one of us can resume!" Amy points out to Dave in annoyance. "It's the rules!"
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"Shouldn't someone save Dave?" Twilight ask the others in worry while the gang watches this scene.
"Why, that bear looks hungry." Chris said with a devilish grin. This causes most of everyone to look at him in shock and disgust. He frowns while groaning, "Okay, fine."
Chris presses a button on a remote...
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Scuba Bear 3.0. yelps as he is short circuiting, forcing him to let go of Dave before falling back into the water. By this time, Gwen has run for and came back with the next stick.
"Your turn!" Gwen exclaims to Dawn who...just teleports across, coming back with the next stick.
"No rules about powers, right?" Dave ask with a shrug.
DJ didn't answer as he rushes to get the fourth stick. While Dave is scolding Beardo for almost getting him killed, Topher rushes to get the second stick for his team.
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In the throne room of the emperor, the Jade Emperor and the Mystic Ponies watches this.
"Unbelievable that Celestia is allowing Chris and his pals to do this!" Tao exclaims with a scoff. "And one more thing..."
"Relax, Tao. Celestia promised that there will be no more trips to the Mystic Realm." Azure Phoenix said with a groan. "And may as well. Wisdom wouldn't shut up about the last time."
"Indeed!"
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"Why are we watching this?!" The Crimson Skull snaps as he and the Dark Mystic Ponies are watching this from Dark Curse's throne room. "I was under the expression that they aren't coming back to Equestria."
"So are we back in an alliance again? Is Tuerto coming back?" Tech ask, getting freaked out.
"No and no." Dark Curse said darkly. "As long as they keep their games away from us, we see no need to get involved."
"Yeah, and that Max kid rips off me!"
"'Rip off you'. Right." Shadow Dragon said, rolling his eyes. "Well, I'm staying out of this. Last time, I lost my body...so to speak!"
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Returning to the game, Topher was able to get the second stick while Sammy took her turn, asking her sister, "Try not to attack me this time."
"No promises." Amy remarks while rolling her eyes.
Sammy nods as she rushes across the dock...only for Beardo to make the roaring noise again, scaring the girl into falling in.
"Hey, I said no promises...and it was Beardo not me!" Amy taunts Sammy who cries while swimming back. "Loser!"
Both players glare in irritation at Amy. By this time, DJ has gotten his team's fourth stick. Lindsay took her turn, but yelps as she slips, falling into the water.
"Oopsie." Lindsay said sheepishly as she swims back to the dock. Jasmine meanwhile came back with the team's third stick before Scarlett took her turn to get the fourth one.
Heather sighs as she waits for Lindsay to come back. Once she did, Heather rushes across the dock to get the fifth time. She and Scarlett came back with their sticks. The score is five to six and already 3 Xs are formed.
Izzy laughs as she slides across the dock, grabbing the final stick. Amy did the same thing to get her team's fifth stick. By the time she does, Izzy came back with the final stick.
"All right, let's go!" Cameron exclaims as Izzy put the stick in to make the final X. The team rushes over to the fourth part, getting onto Wonderbolts.
"Let's fly! BWA HA HA HA HA!" Izzy laughs as the old gen team flies up to begins flying through the loops.
Ella...just skips merrily across the dock. Topher sighs, "She's pretty, isn't she?"
"Oh, gag me!" Sugar exclaims in disgust. Ella came back with the team's final stick.
"Right, quickly!" Jasmine exclaims as Ella put the last stick for the final X for her team. The Loving Youngsters got onto their own Wonderbolts and begins flying into the air.
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Jasmine: We are already falling behind, thanks to Beardo's repeating bear noises, Dave having trouble with Scuba Bear 3.0. and poor Sammy.
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The teams took to the air while Beardo makes flying noises, which is kinda distracting.
"Will you stop that, Beardo?!" Dave snaps angrily at Beardo who made a baby crying noise. "Oh, for the love of God!"
All the while, the Trusting Geezers were doing their loops as Gwen motioned over to the others.
"Okay, let's get this on!" Gwen said as she started to do a few loop-arounds. "Follow my lead!"
Everyone nodded as they started following the leads. By that time, they landed right near the trees.
"Okay, jump, jump, jump!" Gwen ordered as everyone started to jump around to the task. Meanwhile, with the Loving Youngsters, they were being tangled up as they were trying to fly their robots, but were failing quite miserably.
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Shawn: At this rate, we're not going to win this...
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"You're doing good, guys!" Gwen said as she jumped off the last tree and landed next to the hill.
"You're not doing bad yourself!" Zoey said as she, Heather, Alejandro and Cameron joined her.
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Gwen: I think it's safe to say that I'm the MVP so far. I've lead the others through the hoops and the trees... let's see how well we can do here...
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Cameron: Being leader, I'm okay with others doing some of the bidding for me. After all, I am the best...
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DJ: We're being well-rounded so far... hopefully we can reach the end with this attitude!
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Alejandro: I feel good, I feel ready, I feel like a brand new teammate! Let's win this thing!
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"Okay, what was the last thing we needed to do?" Cody asked as the rest of the Trusting Geezers landed.
They then heard the roar of the Tatziworms.
"That." Cameron said, pointing towards the two worms guarding the flower.
"Ah..." Zoey nodded. "Okay, all we need to do..."
Dawn then used her teleportation powers to get up the hill, get the flower, teleport back to the twelve players on her team, and teleported them right to the finish line. "Done!"
Celestia, Luna and Chris looked in shock at first, before recovering. "Very well then."
"The Trusting Geezers win Invincibility!" Luna called.
The Loving Youngsters, who had just now reached the tree stage, just groaned when they heard the announcement.
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Scarlett: Well, this bites!
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Max: Come on, Dawn and her team used obvious cheating! Isn't there a rule against teleporting to the finish line or something?
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Ella: Oh well, it's not the end of the world... after all, we still have a lot to do...
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A little later, the hosts were looking at the two teams as Blaineley handed Gwen another key. "Congratulations to Gwen for getting MVP."
"Heaven knows I needed this!" Gwen smiled.
Chris then turned to the other teams. "Trusting Geezers, good job again. Loving Youngsters, unfortunately, your time is up... you'll have to face another elimination... Mane Six, take your time, we'll see you again tonight."
Everyone nodded as they walked off.
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A little later, near Ella and Sammy, Ella sighed as she was doing a little humming.
Sammy came up to Ella in curiosity as she said, "Thinking of singing?"
"Yeah... but I'm hoping I won't hypnotize the ponies..." Ella said.
"Hey, no need to worry about that." Sammy said. "We're in a well-secluded place..."
Sammy then pulled out a banjo as she started tuning it.
"I didn't know you could play banjo." Ella asked.
"Oh, it was apparently one of the only things Amy didn't want to learn, so that's one plus." Sammy explained as she tuned it.
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Sammy: I decided that maybe Ella and I could start our own band. It felt right and secure... me on banjo, Ella on singing... it feels right.
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"Think you can do 'Irene, Good Night'? It's a good song." Sammy asked.
"Sure, I think I know that..." Ella smiled.
"Great! A two, three, four..." Sammy said as she started strumming the banjo as Ella coughed, starting to sing.
(To the tune of 'Beulah, Good Night' from 'Hank the Cowdog')
(Ella)
Sometimes I sleep in the ball room,
Sometimes I sleep on my bed,
And sometimes I take a good gesture,
To lie on the ground and play dead.
"Come on Sammy!" Ella said as Sammy joined Ella.
(Sammy)
Irene, good night, good ni-
(Ella)
My prince, good night, good ni-
Sammy then stopped playing the banjo in confusion as she turned to Ella. "Wait a minute, wait a minute, Ella, you got the wrong person. It's supposed to be 'Irene', not 'my prince'."
"Oh, I'm changing the words so that it fits more of a girl's standpoint, you know what I'm saying?" Ella asked.
"Oh." Sammy nodded, understanding. "Okay."
"Let's take it from the chorus." Ella nodded as Sammy nodded. Sammy started to strum the banjo again as the two sang.
(Ella and Sammy)
My prince, good night, good night,
My prince, good night.
Good night, my prince, good night, my prince
I'll see you in my dreams.
(Ella)
I love the boy, God knows I do,
I love him 'til the dogs come home,
And if that boy turns his back on me,
May I be struck by a white lawn gnome!
(Ella and Sammy)
My prince, good night, good night,
My prince, good night.
Good night, my prince, good night, my prince
There'll be a terrible fight.
(Ella)
Stop yappin', stop your gabbin'
Stop singing your songs at night
Go home to your prince with the hair, combed straight,
And everything will turn out all right!
(Ella and Sammy)
My prince, good night, good night,
My prince, good night.
Good night, my prince, good night, my prince
I'll see you in my dreams.
Sammy nodded as she finished up her song. She looked to Ella as she asked, "Are you still wanting a prince of your own? Whatever happened to that crush on Dave? I heard you had a crush on him at some point?"
"I did, originally, but after I learned that Dave's true love was with Sky... I knew I couldn't stay in the way of that." Ella explained.
"Do you have a crush on anyone, like... right now?" Sammy asked.
"As of current? No, not exactly." Ella shook her head.
"Ella, has anybody ever told you love at first sight doesn't truly exist?" Sammy asked as the two walked off.
"I don't know, I think I believe in it..." Ella said as Topher peeked his head out behind a bush and sighed.
"What makes you say that?" Sammy asked as Topher blushed.
"I just do..." Ella said as Topher watched them walk a long distance.
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Topher: Oh, my sweet, sweet, Ella... you have no idea how correct you are. (pause, then yelped as he realized he was in the confessional) Uh... you didn't hear that!
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"Note to self, remake the dating challenge again!" Celestia smiled.
"Yeah, that was a really fun challenge!" Luna said. "But when should we do it?"
"Let's save it for a little later... way later." Celestia said as she noted it down on her notepad. "Come on, it's time for the elimination ceremony."
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A little later, at the Friendship Rainbow Castle, everyone was gathered as Chris looked at the contestants.
"Are we going to get cupcakes again?" Max asked, out of curiosity.
"Since you asked... no." Chris said. "I mean, it would have been cupcakes, but SOMEBODY ate them!"
"Make that somebody and somepony!" Pinkie said as she and Bucky were sitting nearby, eating the last of the cupcakes.
"Oh, these are good..." Bucky said, sighing happily.
Chris shook his head as he turned to the others. "So, just for this elimination ceremony... I'm going to give you..."
Chris then held a plate of pencils. "Pencils!"
"If you don't get a pencil, you're eliminated and you don't come back... EVER!" Chris said. "Celestia, Luna, proceed with the readings."
"We will..." Celestia said as she opened the scroll.
"Oh, before we begin, did any of you saw that new Muppets show?" Chris ask, interrupting Celestia. He chuckles, "Cool show, dude. It's like a documentary on..."
"Chris, focus." Celestia said sternly. She clears her throat. "Leonard, you're safe."
"Fabulous!" Leonard exclaims with glee. He yelps as Chris threw the pencil at him, stabbing him in the eye with the pointy end. "AAAARGH!"
"Oops. My bad." Chris said with a light chuckle.
"Rodney, you're safe." Celestia said as Chris threw the pencil at Rodney, it hits him in the arm causing the big man to yelp in pain. "Amy."
Amy ducks to dodge the pencil when stabs Sammy in the nose, making her shriek in pain.
"Ha!" Amy exclaims wickedly. She yelps as the girl got hit in the eye. "Ouch!"
"You are safe as well as Sammy." Celestia said sternly. "Shawn, you're safe."
"Gah!" Shawn yelps as he tosses the pencil in time. The coward sighs in relief, "Phew."
"Jasmine, you're safe too." Luna announces as Jasmine grabs the next pencil. Chris tosses the next one to Topher who grabs it quickly. "As of you, Topher."
"All right!" Topher exclaims with glee.
"Ella, you're safe." Celestia announces. Ella happily grabs the pencil that Chris tosses to her in time. "Max? You're safe."
"Ha!" Max laughs but yelps as he got stabbed in the eye. The so-called bad guy pulls it out, scowling, "Curse you, No. 4 pencil!"
"Scarlett, you're safe."
Scarlett smirks as she grabs the next pencil. Sugar takes the next pencil as Luna adds, "Sugar, you're safe."
"One pencil left. Beardo? Your sound effects caused trouble, dude. Dave? You acted like a coward big time." Chris said seriously to the last two players.
"I was mauled by Scuba Bear 3.0!" Dave protests in annoyance to Chris.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Only one will get the last pencil of the night."
"And that pencil goes to..." Celestia pauses as everyone else waits anxiously for her final decision made by the Mane Six. "...Dave."
Dave sighs as he gets the last pencil. That was a close one but he's safe for now.
"Well, Beardo, hope you got a crying like a girl sound effect, because you're outta here, dude!" Chris announces with a mad laugh.
"And so, say goodbye Beardo." Discord said as he made the portal appear then causes it to disappear.
"Goodbye! Thanks again!" Beardo spoke again for the first time since his elimination on Pahkitew Island) before he fell into the portal which disappears.
"Well, and thus another contestant bit the dust!" Chris exclaims to the camera with glee. "Our game series is becoming more predictable than an episode of the Mole! Who will be next to go out in flames? And will we get new cupcakes or other props to use? Find out next time on the next awesome episode that is..." As we pan away from the camera, Chris finishes the episode up. "Total...Drama...Equestria 2: Old Versus New!!!"
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We see clips of the next episode.
The narrator spoke, "On the next Total Drama Equestria, things start to go crazy as Chris and Bucky team up to put our contestants into..."
"Ta-dah!" Chris said as Bucky pulled the sheet off. "VIDEO GAME LEVELS!"
"...This, by any chance, doesn't relate to... that Pixels movie, does it?" Cameron asked nervously. "Because Adam Sandler just... no, just no..."
"I thought it was good..." Chris muttered to himself.
"Will teams work together to find out the mysteries?"
"I always hated that Q*Bert panel thing..." Jasmine muttered as she tried to match the lights. "Damn it!"
"And with Gwen's new advantage, can she manage to get the challenge done in time?"
"I hope that advantage works, for our sakes!" Heather said, worried.
"Hopefully it does or we just screwed ourselves!" Gwen said in worry.
"All this and more on the brand new episode of 'Total Drama Equestria 2: New Versus Old'! Don't miss out!"