//------------------------------// // Denial // Story: Thunderstorm: The 5170 year old virgin // by admiralthunderstorm //------------------------------// The next thing I remember is me laying at a bar with my hoof clutched around a club soda. "Huh? What happened?" I asked myself. The bartender answered for me. " I don't know how you did it but, you got drunk on club soda and also, there's a rumor going around that you got the hots for Luna last night." "Wow! I must be one *HIC* lucky guy!" I walked out to my helicopter and got arrested for supposedly having, 'Inappropriate acts on a princess'. I was taken to a court room. " Thunder Storm, for inappropriate acts on my sister, we have to punish you," Celestia said. "You have to fight the infamous beast known as Crabble." I was taken to the fight ring and thrown in. Twelve minutes,I told myself.Twelve minutes before I change form. Into Supercell. For twelve minutes, I got thrown against walls and almost killed. That's when Celestia took me out of the ring. "Thunderstorm! You are hereby banished to the human world.FOREVER!!!!!!!" She said. That's when I blacked out. I woke up on something big. "Where am I?"I ask myself. "On the Starship Shackleton." A human said. "Why?" I ask him. "Supposedly, you have been banished here by the one they call 'Celestia' so, for the time being, you're with us." He said.