Thunderstorm: The 5170 year old virgin

by admiralthunderstorm


Denial

The next thing I remember is me laying at a bar with my hoof clutched around a club soda.
"Huh? What happened?" I asked myself.
The bartender answered for me.
" I don't know how you did it but, you got drunk on club soda and also, there's a rumor going around that you got the hots for Luna last night."
"Wow! I must be one *HIC* lucky guy!"
I walked out to my helicopter and got arrested for supposedly having, 'Inappropriate acts on a princess'.
I was taken to a court room.
" Thunder Storm, for inappropriate acts on my sister, we have to punish you," Celestia said. "You have to fight the infamous beast known as Crabble."
I was taken to the fight ring and thrown in.
Twelve minutes,I told myself.Twelve minutes before I change form. Into Supercell.
For twelve minutes, I got thrown against walls and almost killed.
That's when Celestia took me out of the ring.
"Thunderstorm! You are hereby banished to the human world.FOREVER!!!!!!!" She said.
That's when I blacked out.
I woke up on something big.
"Where am I?"I ask myself.
"On the Starship Shackleton." A human said.
"Why?" I ask him.
"Supposedly, you have been banished here by the one they call 'Celestia' so, for the time being, you're with us." He said.