It was about 10 when Mord woke up, he was in his top bunk, he said, "Oh god this head ache. I need to drink less."
He looked down and saw a sleeping Spitfire, he thought, "Did I f**k a pegasus? I think I did, whoo?"
He tried to get up without waking her, but even with his training she moved a little bit and said, "Morning sexy." He looked at her with the reddest blush you will ever see, "I had a good night and you know how to use your tongue in the sack."
He sputtered out, "Well I.. um, I, I..... well, um... um, wh- I, uh.... bu-wha?"
She snickered a little bit at his nervousness, "Ugh, we were so drunk. But I loved it."
He replied, "I don't remember a thing from last night, um, I just gotta ask, how was I?"
She smiled and said, "You were very good for someone who "had" a V card."
He looked at her with a deep blush, she laughed a little bit, "Oh crap, I need to get my squad and brief them on the mission!"
He jumped out of the bunk, but he stopped when he noticed that he was naked so he grabbed his briefs and put them on faster than light. Of course no one besides Spitfire was looking, nor in there. "You know that you have two hours before you need to brief them, right?"
Said Spitfire, he looked at her and said, "Oh, it's only 10, I thought it was 12, whoops. So um, can we get a cup of coffee?"
She looked at him and replied, "You're not done here yet, we still have two hours."
She tapped the space he was just in, he thought, "Sex, hell ya I, wait, she is a f**king horse, it would be bestiality. Though they never said I couldn't be with aliens, she is one technically, heh I'll go for it, besides, she does look hot for a horse.
Hell ya I do Spitfire."
Two hours later:
His squad were waiting in the pelican, Mord and Spitfire were walking towards them, Baker asked, "Mord, where were you?! You are usually the first one here or at the pods."
Spitfire replied, "He was.... busy with other things."
They all looked confused as hell, "Mord doesn't do anything besides drink and battle with us, right?"
Spitfire flew up to head level and they kissed, Mord headed to the pelican while Spitfire flew the other way. "I f**ked her brains out!"
They all were cheering and congratulating him.
Once they got on the pelican Trev asked, "How was she?"
They all looked at Mord, "She knew how to f**k better than any porn vid I have ever seen." He said as they all cheered.
After a minute they we're on their way to Canterlot, there was a screen in the back of the pelican of which Mord is using, Shining Armor was already in Canterlot helping on the front lines, they had all their gear on and weapons armed.
Mord just turned on the screen, "Okay squad, the LZ will be hostile, Shining Armor and a few other marines are currently holding a small front line for back up, but it's not enough room for what we need to win so we will be dropped near a beam that leads to a Covenant Corvette."
Trev raised his hand, "Um sir, why do we wanna go for the ship?"
Mord replied, "Excellent question Trev, the answer is that if we can blow up the main Covenant cruiser the UNSC can mop up the rest of the ground troops with little death. In fact I have the bomb strapped to my back, it is a mini nuke so don't let me get hit or we ALL die in an explosion, which is cool in it's own way. Any questions?"
Baker raised his hand, "Well sir, will we have weapon drops or any UNSC reinforcements before we go up cuz we would be running low on ammo."
Mord replied, "Well no, we are just going to have to use Covenant weapons. The lift we will be going up will lead to a Covenant armory which we will use to win. Alright 1 minute til drop!"
They loaded their guns, put on the helmets, and finished their gum.
"Strap in, this could get bumpy," said the pilot.
As he said they strapped in as the pelican did some evasive manuvers to avoid the plasma from AA guns. The landing zone was right in front of the train station, Shining Armor along with 15 other marines were holding a bunch of Covenant back and allowing the prisoners that they got to evac.
As the pelican landed they sat up, Macy said, "nothing like the fear of death to wake you up in the morning!"
"Ya no, maybe for you," said Baker.
"Buck up pussy."
"I got a kid to think about!"
"Hey shut up! Argue when we aren't going to fight!" Shouted Mord.
They both shouted, "yes sir!"
The bay doors opened, Macy and Trev took point, and scanned the area. "Clear!" Shouted Trev, the rest of them ran out and the pelican took off to the survivor area.
Shingin Armor looked back and saw them, he ran up to them, "Hey, glad you all could be here, there is a small alley that will lead you to the corvette, though if you guys can spare any ammo please help us, we can't hold it for much longer!"
Mord thought for a sec.
"Alright, Yori stay here and help these marines, keep the LZ clear!"
"Consider it done sir." He ran to the makeshift barricade and began to use his battle riffle to tear them apart.
"Thank you, I can get you to the ship Mord!" Said Shining.
"That would help, take point Captain!"
Shining nodded and they made their way down the alleyway.
After a few minutes of walking the squad were on edge, they aren't used to this much quiet on missions, it's almost to quiet for them. "I heard something." Said Trev.
They got their backs to one another into a circle, aiming their guns to the roofs, they saw some movement, though not much after that. "Keep on alert squad, move out." Said Mord.
They slowly made their way to the corvette, nothing hit them, though they knew the Covenant were watching them, closely.
When they made it the alley way was blocked by a small Covenant shield, the kind we players hate so much. Anyway, they looked, it was hovering over the city, there were 8 hunters guarding the entrance, Mord whispered, "Shining, got a knife?"
He nodded, "Good, we're going to use them, remember the first time we met, and how I killed the hunters?"
"Of course I do, what about it?"
"You will have to copy that, except you use a knife and slit their throats, now follow us, team, kill them all, quietly."
They all nodded at him, "Move out."
They activated their camo and slowly made their way to the hunters, they had their backs to the team, they were watching some captured royal guards, not even guarding.
Each of them crouched behind them, now two would live, though Mord will get them. "NOW!" Shouted Mord as they jumped on their back slitting the throats.
6 had orange blood gush out of the throats and fell to the ground, the other two looked around as Mord jumped off the dead hunter's falling body and activated his energy sword, all it could think was, "Aw f**k me."
Mord sliced the hunter's head right off as he jumped off the chest plate landing and doing a barrel roll, he looked up and saw the head slide off and the body fall dead.
They just killed the last hunter charged it's canon at Mord and it would of fired, except a beam of purple energy melted off half of it's head killed it. As it fell they saw it was Shining Armor who killed it, the captured guards cheered as Demon squad just looked.
"Not bad, you might not need any training if you do join us. We could use you." Said Mord.
"Nah, I am good here with my wife."
Baker mumbles, "wish I could say that."
"Alright, Shining you should rejoin your troops and free these, we will continue the mission."
Shining Armor replies, "good idea, I wish you luck Demon squad."
Mord nods as the beam pulls them all up into the ship, except Yori who is still fighting down there.