Celestia shook her head. She hadn't expected Twilight to be able to defeat Rhett & Link so easily. Actually, she hadn't. Celestia pulled them away right before they got hit, saving them from the collision. It wouldn't do any of their fans good if they up and died, not like this.
"Oh well, maybe next century," She calmly thought as she levitated them over to her bedroom, where nopony would bother her with unimportant petitions or invitations. It was sad Rhett & Link didn't get to destroy Equestria, Celestia was tired of dealing with the ponies. Living thousands of years had taken its psychological toll on her. If only she could just start fresh.
Once Rhett & Link were secured in her room, she prepared her spell to bring them back. A swirling mass of gray winds revolved around them, but they didn't interrupt the room or the castle around it because of Celestia's safety enchantments. The swirling mass of gray accelerated rapidly, engulfing Rhett & Link in a mini-tornado. Celestia could feel the wind ripping into her fur and stinging her flesh, but it would take something much more powerful to harm her. The only reason the guards or Luna hadn't burst into her room at the noise was because she had enchanted her room with deafening spells.
The tornado exploded inwards, shining a bright white light across her room. It revolved around the room, shooting streaks of light into the ceiling. After a few minutes, it caved in and suddenly disappeared.
Once she made sure Rhett & Link had returned to Earth safely, she teleported back to Ponyville. She hadn't used this much magic in a long time, but it was barely taking a toll on her. Most ponies underestimated her, she would actually be safer without guards to be in the way. Of course, politics wouldn't allow that.
The night smelled of ashes, sounded of cries and wails, yet felt cool on her white fur. A scroll levitated in front of her, showcasing enchantments Celestia would need to say out loud for the spell to work.
"Tempos regreturnos salvasionos, befantes destrucciones def creatirnos conmemonos," She shouted in the Royal Canterlot Voice. Immediately, space seemed to warp in on itself. Celestia found herself in the middle of a cosmos, points realigning themselves to their proper places. Rhett & Link destroying Equestria wasn't part of fate, however much Celestia wanted it to be. She'd have to figure out a different way to get rid of her little ponies.
As soon as time and space mended itself together, Celestia woke up in her bedchambers one night prior to the event. She walked over to the balcony and looked at Ponyville.
It was no longer a black spot on the ground, distant away, no matter how much she wanted it to be.