"This crossover of My Little Pony and Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens or ponies. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get messed up."

Inside the house of Chris McClean, Chris was sighing as he was looking up at the ceiling, obviously bored.  Blaineley came in as she looked concerned for him.  "Worried?"

"Yeah... I don't get it. I have great ideas for a seventh season I want to pitch!  I just want to know why my jackass producers haven't called me back!" Chris sighed.  "It's just not fair."

"Oh, Chris, I understand the pains and situations you're goin through, but just be patient." Blaineley said, comforting Chris.  "Besides, they will get back to you."

Chris pauses, then hugs Blaineley, saying, "Man, how did I get a cool girlfriend like you?"

"Good luck, I guess." Blaineley said with a light giggle. "So, are we set for..."

"Another season? Yes. We still got some plans to set out but otherwise, it will be awesome!"

Chris and Blaineley did some bit of talking before heading to bed for the night. They got a big head ahead of them.

In the middle of the night, we see Chris sleeping as a mysterious figure appeared, laughing evilly.

"No one can help you now... Since you're very cruel in these shows, this will teach you a lesson about Friendship." The mysterious figure said as something started to happen to Chris, as he was glowing. "With this injection into you and no magic can turn you into normal, now you're a pony until you've finished a new season, the curse for you will lift off... in other words... Let’s see how you like it, Chris McLean!” The figure laughed as he snapped his fingers as Chris slept away, unaware of the changes being made to him.

All the while, over near a small mansion set in Austrailia, a happy Bridgette was seen driving her new car as she was getting groceries. Sure, she didn't get the money prize (as nobody knew what happened to it... Bridgette theorized that maybe it was burnt when Blaineley and Tuerto had their battle), but at least she got a car, and thanks to asking one of the previous for more money... (again, she wasn't sure if it was Duncan or Beth), but either way, she seemed pretty comfortable as she now had her mansion, so it looked like she had the prize money she had...

As Bridgette entered the mansion, she smiled as she gave a little hum, getting out of the car as music was heard inside the house.

Bridgette then opened the door to reveal that all of the Total Drama contestants, all from Total Drama Equestria, were inside, having themselves a small party as Bridgette gave a warm smile.

"Looks like the party at the mansion is turning out pretty well!" Bridgette smiled as she looked around. She nodded as she passed by the party-goers as she decided to put her groceries down on the counter to set them up.

It was then she noticed Lindsay coming in, excited as Dawn teleported. Dawn gave a little smile as she said, "You know, Bridge, it's really great that we're all throwing a great party here..."

"Yeah! Just us original Total Drama people and the Revenge of the Island people... minus Josh and Blaineley, of course." Lindsay smiled.

"With Blaineley hanging out with Chris and Josh being busy having a paparazzi job, who can blame us?" Bridgette smiled. "Anyway, I'm just glad we can throw this party for everyone..."

"Hey, Bridgette!" Sierra smiled as she, along with Katie and Sadie, dropped in. "It's really great we're having this party... though I wonder... why didn't we bring that new Pahkitew Island cast with us?"

"Well, one of them said that they wanted to get home first." Bridgette explained.

"Yeah, they had a long season, especially after what happened with Dave and Sky... I kinda feel bad for Dave." Sadie looked down.

"Oh, I know... you know, looking at it, he might have been a younger brother to Noah..." Katie said. "I even asked him if they were related, and he told me he never met Dave before in his entire life."

"Say, where's Izzy?" Bridgette asked... when all of a sudden, a crash was heard as a scream of 'Yahoo' was heard. "Never mind, I think I know. IZZY! I told you a hundred times not to break glass in my mansion!"

Over in the other room, Izzy, juggling glass jars, shouted into the other room, "Sorry, Bridgette!"

Nearby, Scott was chuckling evilly as he was using spray paint to paint the walls. Bridgette frowned as she looked out. "And no graffiti, Scott! We only let you in this party because it wouldn't have been all of us."

"Wow, it's like Scott has forgotten what just went on during the game." Dawn said in shock.

"Well... I did manage to tell him off... thanks to the help of Courtney and Duncan's lawyers..." Bridgette smiled as they looked to see Courtney and Duncan, along with Gwen and Trent sucking face with each other.

Nearby the couch, Noah, Cody, Sam, Ezekiel, Cameron and Owen were each playing 'Super Smash Bros for Wii U' as Dakota, Anne Maria, Lightning and Geoff were cheering them on.

"Run, run, run the hell away, Shulk!" Noah said as he started to push the analog stick around.

Nearby a window, Heather was sighing as she was looking out. Beth and Brady passed by as the both raised an eyebrow as Brady asked, "What's with Heather?"

"She's a bit disappointed that her boyfriend couldn't make it to the party." Beth explained. "She's just too worried because her boyfriend has a job interview."

Right on cue, Alejandro, noticing Heather was alone, smirked as he came over. He took a deep breath.

"Say one word, Alejandro, and I will make sure you are fed to the crocodiles. I have a boyfriend, and I don't think he would appreciate it if you tried anything." Heather glared.

Alejandro just sighed in frustration as he walked off. Heather then gave a sigh of relaxation as she kept staring out the window.

Nearby, B was keeping track as Brick and Jo were on a treadmill, Brick nodded towards B as he said, "What's my time?"

"YES! I got three minutes, four seconds!" Jo smirked as she turned to Brick. "In your face!"

"You know, despite our early exit, I think we had the most fun in Equestria." Zoey smiled.

Nearby Bridgette's door, she heard knocking as she answered out of curiosity, which she regretted immediately.

"Josh, I told you, you're not invited to the party!" Bridgette frowned as she slammed the door in his face. "The nerve!"

Nearby, Staci was doing hand trick as Harold, Justin and DJ were applauding. Staci smiled as she gave a bow. DJ then turned to Harold and Justin as he said, "Though she's a compulsive liar, she does do good hand tricks."

All the while, Tyler and Eva were getting involved in another round of arm wrestling as Eva pulled down Tyler's arm. "Beat you again!"

"Ah... man, what a peaceful night!" Chris sighed. "I haven't slept like that since the week of the flood!"

Chris then jumped off his bed and landed on all four of his hooves. Chris started to clop around as he muttered, "Huh... my footsteps seem a little heavy this morning..."

Chris then got over to the bathroom as he was noticed that his sink was a little higher. "Funny... the sink is taller than usual today."

Chris then managed to get up on his hooves as he was working to reach for his toothbrush... that was when it all clicked.

Chris then started feeling himself a bit... he seemed to be furry everywhere. Chris then reached on the top of his head... and felt his ears that were pointed up. "What the hell? What's going on?"

Chris then turned to the mirror as he looked at his reflection. Staring back at him was a brown furred pony with his mane styled like Chris' hair, a black tail, and marshmallows for a cutie mark.

Chris yelped. He knew Blaineley had a weak spot for ponies, but he didn't know how he transformed into one! He groaned to himself. He had to call Celestia and Luna as quickly as possible. "Uh, everything's fine, sweetheart! I'll be done in about a second!"

Chris had to run out of the bathroom and back into his room. Blaineley then came out as she blinked, noticing the bathroom door was empty. Blaineley then said, "That was a quick second..."

Meanwhile, in the world of Equestria, Celestia and Luna were playing with paddleballs using their magic as Luna said, "You think hiring that intern was a good idea?"

"I have no doubts about it." Celestia said. "But... now that we have a new intern... I believe that it's time for a new season..."

"Did I just hear word?" Discord suddenly appeared out of nowhere, scaring the crap out of the royal sisters. "A new season of Total Drama Equestria?"

Discord then turned into a French artist as he said in a ridiculous accent, "Ah, mi amore! A new season of Total Drama Equestria... happening RIGHT before our very eyes..."

"Well, we figured it was only fair." Celestia said. "After all, it's been quite boring... and we need all the help we can get... and last time was pretty fun. So long as Chris doesn't try to pull shenanigans..."

All of a sudden, her wristwatch started to ring as she looked at it. The name said 'Chris'. "Well... speak of the devil."

Celestia touched the watch receiver with her nose as Chris' face came onscreen. "Chris, we were about to- holy shit, are you a pony?"

"YES! I'm a pony!" Chris said, freaking out. "Look, I need your help! Unless..."

Chris frowned and glared at the watch as Celestia and Luna were giggling. "You had something to do with my new appearance, didn't you?"

"Hang on, we'll talk to you better when we're at your house." Celestia said as she hung up the watch.

Chris stared in confusion at first... until a portal opened up next to him as Celestia, Luna and Discord came out of it, Discord looking surprised. "Holy fuck, you weren't kidding."

"That's what I want to know!" Chris frowned. "Look, if it's about what I did to Sky, Dave, Jasmine and Shawn in the final episode of Pahkitew Island..."

"We know it wasn't your choice, Chris." Celestia sighed. "You just hate your producers, that's all... though I do know you do have a bit of a mischievous streak."

"Besides, even if we hated you for it, we wouldn't have changed you into our species. It wouldn't be... punishment, you'd just exploit it." Luna said.

Chris stared in shock at the three as he said, "So, let me see if I got this straight. You guys had nothing to do with my transformation?"

"From the looks of things though..." Discord said as he examined the now pony Chris McClean. "It seems you've been transformed into a pony for... different reasons..."

"Look, are you guys going to keep talking, or are you going to help me out of this mess?" Chris asked.

"I'm going to keep yapping, because in my professional opinion, the change is an improvement." Luna smiled.

“Well, can you get me out of this mess? I have a date with Blaineley tonight!” Chris asked in a panic.

“Okay, okay, okay…” Luna said as she and Celestia closed their eyes and concentrated… and then got electrocuted as they tried their magic.

“Well… we can’t change you back, even if we wanted to.” Luna sighed, looking down.

“Don’t worry, don’t worry.” Celestia said. “I’m sure there’s a good reason for this…”

In the meantime that they talked, Discord was looking around for any signs... any clues that someone may have entered... when all of a sudden, he looked at a small post-it note. "Say girls, Chris, you might want to take a look at this."

Celestia, in curiosity, took the note with her magic as she started to read from it.

As you no doubt may have noticed, you have been transformed into a pony. How or why... currently secret except for me... even if you can get someone to change you back, I'm sure they will be unsuccessful... the only way to reverse the curse is for you to host a season of Total Drama and prove that you are the worthy host.

"What the hell?" Chris said as he looked at the note. "So... I have to host a season of Total Drama and go all the way through it with this? How in the name of fuck am I supposed to do that?"

Celestia, Luna and Discord looked at each other... before smiling. Celestia turned as Chris said, "Oh, Chris... we have an opening for you..."

All of a sudden, the door opened as Blaineley's voice was heard. "Chris, I couldn't wait, I-"

Blaineley stopped short as she noticed the two ponies and the weird snake like creature. "Celestia? Luna? Discord?"

Blaineley squealed in excitement as she jumped on Chris and hugged him tightly. "Oh, you are so adorable! Do you have the..."

Blaineley was about to reach down to Chris' lower areas as Celestia, Luna and Discord covered their eyes in disgust.

"Are those his balls? Oh my God, they're big!" Luna said in shock, peeking a bit.

"Blaineley, whatever you're doing to him, please do it in the bedroom, or better yet, let us transform you into a pony so you can just do your mating rituals!" Discord groaned.

Blaineley sighed as she snuggled next to Chris. "Oh, you're so fluffy, Chris..."

Back in Austrailia, in the mansion, everybody was just getting up as Izzy was starting to serve everyone breakfast... people were smiling as they were getting free meals courtesy of everyone in attendance.

"Nice to have a little breakfast." Owen smiled as he was hogging his second helping.

Noah retched a bit in disgust as he pulled out an umbrella to shield himself and Katie from the raining food. "Yeah... wonderful. Simply... wonderful..."

"Well, I think we're all having a good time here..." Bridgette smiled as she relaxed and sighed. "Oh, how wonderful it is to be here..."

The girls nodded as they heard music. Noah groaned as he said, "Izzy, this early in the morning?"

Some were just groaning as everybody seemed to be listening to Izzy's singing. Lindsay decided to take a verse.

All of a sudden, the song was interrupted as a plane was heard from outside. Bridgette blinked. "The fuck is that?"

"Must be the beginning of something..." Izzy said as she looked out the window. "Oh, it's a plane coming straight to your mansion, and it's circling around."

"What the?" Bridgette blinked as she looked out the window. Indeed, a plane was circling around...

All of a sudden, everyone felt a glow around themselves as Scott asked, "Why are we glowing?"

Their eyes widened, and before Bridgette could answer, the mansion, along with the residents inside... all disappeared as the plane went through the portal...

Inside the world of Equestria, nearby the entrance to the Everfree Forest, Bridgette's mansion appeared as it crashed right nearby.

"Oh..." Everyone sighed in relief... then did a sudden double take. "THE EVERFREE FOREST?"

"You know what this means, don't you?" Izzy smiled as she looked ready to conclude the song.

All of a sudden, the plane appeared out of the portal as everybody looked outside... and saw what seemed to be a brown pony.

"I don't know, but he's aiming right for us!" Katie said as the brown pony, wearing a parachute hopped right out... and crashed right into the window, slamming into Bridgette.

Everybody immediately jumped at the voice as Trent said the first word... "CHRIS?"

"Yeah, about that..." Chris frowned when all of a sudden, another scream was heard. Blaineley had came in with a parachute as Blaineley took it off as soon as she landed and hugged Chris.

Everybody then began to laugh as Gwen said, "Looks like Blaineley's attitude towards hugging ponies hasn't changed."

Chris sighed. "Total Drama cast, I have a big announcement. Sometime during last night, I only found out this morning... but... I recently got transformed into a pony... and there's no way to reverse the effects. We're currently finding some way or the person responsible, but until then, I'm stuck in this body."

“…You broke into my mansion and nearly INJURED me, just so you can tell us you transformed into a pony?” Bridgette asked as all thirty-eight of the contestants glared at the transmogrified Chris, still being hugged by Blaineley.

“Yes, pretty much that. AND…” Chris smiled. “I came here on a special announcement. Remember the guys and gals you met last year when I was planning my sixth season?”

“Come on out and follow me! Blaineley, please let go…” Chris groaned as he tried to walk.

Pretty soon, the contestants were outside as they saw Celestia and Luna waiting outside, Josh was sitting with them. Bridgette was the one immediately taking notice of Josh as she sighed. "Let me guess, you noticed the building glowing and clung on."

As everybody was taking their seats, Celestia and Luna smiled as Chris and Blaineley joined up.

"Greetings, my fellow Total Drama contestants. It's been about a year since we saw each other..." Celestia smiled.

"Yeah, we thought we do the Parting Regrets story at least a couple months AFTER Total Drama Equestria in your timeline." Izzy said.

"Well, JusSonic was busy writing for other stories... but that's not important right now." Luna sighed. "Anyway, we have an announcement."

"Indeed." Chris smiled. "Folks, I'm happy to announce that we are going to be doing 'Total Drama Equestria 2'!"

"Oh, but besides me, Luna, Chris, Blaineley, Discord and Chef, wherever he is..." Celestia said. "We are not alone as we have decided to hire... a brand new intern!"

"Doesn't Chris somehow kill his interns to test challenges?" Lightning asked in concern.

"Oh, this intern is special. He's getting paid for his job... AND he's not going to be doing hard work..." Celestia said.

"So, a new helper, huh?" Chris smirked. "Okay, don't keep me in suspense, who is it?"

Heather's eyes widened, recognizing that voice. Everybody else recognized it too as Chris' eyes widened.

Celestia groaned. "No, it's not... but since you just talked, you may as well just come out..."

Everybody turned as they saw a black haired human... teenager, around Heather's age... with a white shirt, black jeans, pink/purple Asian like eyes, black shoes... and a small fang hanging from the outside of his mouth, on top.

Everybody turned to Celestia in shock and confusion as Celestia coughed. "Yes, indeed. See, earlier this year, he sent us an application to participate for the next Total Drama season... and I'm sure that in time, Bucky B. Katt... yes, that's the name he wants to be referred to... is helping us out with this season..."

“…Seriously? You hired not only some random guy off the street, but a contestant’s BOYFRIEND to take part in this?” Chris glared at Celestia.

“Well… Bucky is now hired as a Total Drama intern…” Heather paused. “I will admit… I don’t quite know how to respond to that.”

“Isn’t Bucky from another universe or something?” Izzy asked. “Is that allowed?”

"Now, it's been a while since we've had a season here in Equestria... and it's time we introduce you to the new cast!" Blaineley smiled.

"Why is the plane still circling around?" Bridgette asked... before it then made a quick head dive straight into Bridgette's mansion. Bridgette could only stare in shock and horror as she then fainted on the ground.

At that time, the back doors opened... as all fourteen of the Pahkitew Island contestants fell as they screamed, being piled against each other.

"Right..." Luna sighed as Discord then appeared, feeling very sorry for what happened. "Anyway... let's introduce the cast... Discord, could you take Bucky to the side for a few minutes?"

"Starting with the winner and runner-up... whichever one that was... here are Shawn and Sky." Celestia said as the two aforementioned people got up and brushed themselves.

"Oh, let me have this one!" Chris smirked as he saw Dave getting up. "Next up, we have Dave, who as you all know, hate Sky! Let's see this in action!"

They never came. Instead, Dave just smiled as he went over and shook Sky's hand. "Great to be here, Sky."

"Yeah, we don't have any hatred against each other anymore." Sky smiled. "And we are taking this slow..."

"Anyway... let's move on... Jasmine?" Celestia said as the tall girl, Jasmine, came joining the others.

"That was for kicking me, Samey!" A similar blonde cheerleader girl, the one with the mole, glared.

"Fine. Amy and Sammy, whatever. Welcome." Chris said as the two twins joined the four as the next person got up. "Oh... it's my number one fan... who I easily tricked out of the game! Topher!"

Topher said nothing, but just gave a bad glare at Chris, before joining with the others.

Celestia groaned as she saw two familiar villains. "So... here's Max and Scarlett... I see Scarlett's finally decided to reveal her true colors to everyone else..."

"There's no point in concealing that dumb secret." Scarlett frowned. "I'm just lucky you weren't murdered!"

"What a wonderful day..." Ella smiled as she got up... with Rodney following her in a lovesick trance.

"Beardo, Leonard, honored to see you." Blaineley smiled... then whispered to Chris, "Beardo seriously can't be his real name!"

“Okay, fellow Total Drama contestants… now, you all have been acquainted with the new cast… in some shape or form.” Chris smiled as the new cast was sitting near the chairs as the old contestants watched in curiosity. “Well, they will be part of the new season of Total Drama Equestria!”

“…You’re setting your next season in Equestria again? Really?” Gwen said dryly.

“Hey, it gives us a break from the usual islands and our own planet.” Chris said.

“Won’t your new season be, like, short with your new contestants?” Geoff asked.

“I’m glad you took note, Geoff.” Celestia smiled. “Which is why we are going to introduce… Our first game of the season!”

A wheel and words appeared as an off-screen audience yelled the words, “WHEEL… OF… CONTESTANTS!”

The Wheel of Fortune music started playing as the Total Drama casts, old and new, looked around in confusion as Discord made a wheel of all the old contestants of Total Drama appear.

“Yes, it’s ‘Wheel of Contestants’ as 14 returning players of the first Total Drama Equestria will participate! And now, here’s your hosts… intern Bucky B. Katt AND Discord White!”

Bucky and Discord walked out on stage as Bucky smiled, waving as the audience clappers started applauding. Discord, wearing a Vanna White like dress, gave a cheer as he blew a kiss.

Bucky smiled as he sent Discord away, saying to the invisible audience, “Thank you, thank you, you’re too kind.”

Discord gave a salute as he walked over to the orange mat. Bucky gave a nod as he looked around the others. “Welcome to Wheel of Contestants. Each player of Pahkitew Island will spin the wheel and whichever contestant it lands on… will be joining the game! Isn’t that exciting?”

Everyone just stared blankly as Chris sighed. “Basically what the new guy says. The Pahkitew contestants will have to spin the wheel and whichever contestant it lands on… will be put on the new season! That’s the gist of it… we’ll go in the order from last place to winner…”

“So… who won Pahkitew Island? Sky or Shawn?” Max asked. “It was really hard to tell…”

“Moving on… Beardo, you were eliminated first, so spin the wheel!” Chris said as Beardo nodded.

Beardo then walked up to the wheel as he spun it as everybody watched in anticipation…

“B!” Bucky smiled as he turned to B. “Congratulations, you are the first contestant selected!”

“Next up… Leonard, our favorite wizard.” Chris pointed as Leonard went up to the wheel.

“I will force my powers upon this wheel as it spins!” Leonard said as he used his hands to spin the wheel as it landed on…

“Thanks. It’s an honor.” Zoey said as she walked over and sat with B on the orange mat.

“Shouldn’t you be calling ‘SAMEY’ to do-“ Amy started… before Bucky threw a fish right at her. “HEY!”

“In this game, we call people by their respective names! Spin the wheel!” Bucky glared.

“YES! I can’t believe it!” Alejandro cheered. “This is going to be my chance at redemption!”

“Well, Alejandro, go join the- OH MY GOD, ALEJANDRO, NOBODY LIKES YOU!” Bucky yelled.

“Oh, come on!” Alejandro frowned as he walked over. “How you’re Heather’s boyfriend, I will never figure it out…”

“Rodney, your turn.” Chris said as Rodney came over and spun the wheel. It quickly landed on…

“Yay!” Lindsay smiled as she joined B, Zoey and Alejandro. “This is going to be so much fun.”

“Who cares?” Chris rolled his eyes as Sammy nervously spun the wheel as it landed on…

“Bucky, you clearly stuck your foot in that wheel!” Luna glared, pointing to the fact that Bucky's foot had stopped the wheel at that point. “We saw it ourselves!”

Luna and Celestia sighed as Heather gave a warm smile, walking over. Celestia groaned. “Okay, okay… but no more freebies!”

“Oh no, another season with this character…” Celestia groaned… then they all started laughing as she continued, “Oh wait a minute, that’s right! He’s fucking dead!”

Cody gave a warm smile as he got up. “Sorry, Sierra, looks like we’ll have to wait another time for…”

“Topher, spin the wheel.” Chris said as Topher took his turn and spun the wheel as it landed on…

“Dave, you are next!” Chris said as Dave nodded, going over as he spun the wheel.

“This better be good…” Scarlett frowned as she started spinning the wheel. “Round and round you go…”

“Izzy!” Bucky exclaimed as Izzy jumped out and joined the others. “Welcome to the season…”

“This is going to be so fun!” Izzy squealed in excitement. “I’m about to be reunited with Pinkie Pie!”

“Max?” Chris asked as Max started to spin the wheel as he watched it turn and turn.

“Jasmine, you are spinning the wheel!” Chris said as Jasmine did a pretty big spin as it soon landed on…

“I sensed it was coming…” Dawn said as she teleported right over to the contestants.

“Oh, doggy, I know what to do!” Sugar smiled as she spun. “Come on, mama needs a new pair of shoes!”

“Here’s where we stand. So far… B, Zoey, Alejandro, Lindsay, Heather, Cody, Sierra, Gwen, Izzy, Mike, Dawn and Owen are in the ranks. We need two more… now, since I don’t quite remember who won Pahkitew Island… we’ll go alphabetically. Shawn?” Chris called.

Shawn nodded as he walked over to the wheel and spun it… and pretty soon, it landed right on…

"No." Celestia and Luna frowned as they picked up DJ by their magic and tossed him with the others.

“Oh, good.” Cameron smiled. “I didn’t really get to do much in the last Total Drama Equestria, so maybe I can really compete this time.”

"And that is our Season 2 cast." Celestia smiled. "Hold on, let me get this written down, in alphabetical order of the teams... along with the team names..."

Celestia paused as she started writing down the team names and the contestants competing...

Trusting Geezers:

Alejandro
B
Cameron
Cody
Dawn
DJ
Gwen
Heather
Izzy
Lindsay
Mike
Owen
Sierra
Zoey

Loving Youngsters:

Amy
Beardo
Dave
Ella
Jasmine
Leonard
Max
Rodney
Sammy
Scarlett
Shawn
Sky
Sugar
Topher

"Don't take it the wrong way." Celestia said. "It just means that you're the old contestants, that's all."

It was around this time Bridgette got out of unconsciousness as she rubbed her head. "What happened?"

"Oh, fourteen of us got selected for Season 2..." Noah explained. "And about most of us weren't invited."

"Oh well." Bridgette smiled. "I don't really have a reason to be in Season 2. I mean, I won the last Total Drama Equestria, so OBVIOUSLY, I don't need to be in Season 2."

"I suppose while everyone else is doing the season, we can always chill in my mansion. You okay with this?" Bridgette asked Celestia.

"Great!" Bridgette said as she opened the door... and looked up as she saw the plane.

"Sorry about the mess, we'll clean it up." Celestia said. "In the meantime, Luna, Chris, Blaineley, Discord, Bucky, if you could take the contestants to the side and give them the general rules, that would be fine."

Everyone nodded as they followed Luna... but not before Chris came back and coughed.

"Well... this is it! Twenty-eight contestants, one billion dollars! All in a new season of Total... Drama... EQUESTRIA: New versus Old!"

ORANGE RATCHET PRESENTS...

A JUSSONIC STORY...

Another intro started playing like in every Total Drama season as cameras started popping out everywhere. Then a zoom-in begins to occur as Chris, as a pony, is looking down in depression and anger as Blaineley was posing next to him... then the camera dives right into the Friendship Castle as we then see Gwen, Cody and Sierra, accidentally knocking over the table, much to Twilight and Spike's chagrin.

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind,
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see

Outside the castle, Bucky Katt (the human version) was doing some graffiti saying 'Bucky iz awsume' as he yelped, realizing and dove in a bush. Heather and Topher, who were watching this from a distance, just rolled their eyes.

Meanwhile, Rarity is putting dresses on Scarlett, Amy, Sugar and Zoey, much to the former three's anger and the latter's happiness. Nearby, Mike, Cameron and Alejandro were facepalming as Leonard was trying to cast a spell...

Over near where Rainbow Dash is, she, along with Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo were skateboarding as Sky was joining them, along with a reluctant Dave, who was just nervous about the whole thing. Beardo, in the meantime, was relaxing near a tree.

Over with Pinkie Pie, she and Izzy were laughing as they were sitting with Max, all of them in mad scientist garb, working on something. DJ, Lindsay, B and Dawn just watch in concern.

I want to live close to the sun,
So pack your bags 'cause I already won,
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day...

Over with Fluttershy, she was just blushing as Rodney was looking over between both Sammy and Ella, the two of them seemingly fast friends as Chef and Discord seemed to have Shawn and Jasmine tied in a pot.

With Applejack herself, she was groaning as she was trying to push away a fat Owen, who ate up all the apples.

The camera then pans over to Castle Canterlot, as Celestia and Luna were worried for their lives as they were looking around...

Celestia and Luna yelp as Bucky appeared in between them, wearing a shirt saying 'The real star right here!'. The two royal ponies could only roll their eyes as the camera panned back to reveal the cast... along with a new mysterious figure appearing in one of the windows as the last few notes of the Godfather theme turned pretty grim at the end.

TOTAL DRAMA EQUESTRIA 2: NEW VERSUS OLD

BASED OFF THE WORKS OF JENNIFER PERTCH, TOM MCGILLIS AND LAUREN FAUST

WRITTEN BY JUSSONIC AND ORANGE RATCHET

Episode Twenty-Seven: The Return of Dramaony Part 1

"Okay, now then, as you know, there will be a lot of changes for you this season." Chris said to the players with a smile.

Owen: This is going to be so sweet! A second season of this series already! I'm glad to be a part of it!

"First off, you'll all be happy to know that there is no insane human killing pony to worry about." This causes the teams to cheer wildly at this. "There may be one crazy person who did this to me, but let's worry about this game."

"Second, my good friends, we added something new to the game..." Discord smiled. "Celestia, Luna, maybe you better explain it better."

Celestia nodded as she went up. "Earlier before we started our new season, I gave a lot of books to Twilight. Now, most of these books have locks to them, and she can't unlock them without a key."

Meanwhile, in another area, Twilight was examining one book with a lock as she tried to unlock it... only to get zapped as she screamed. She fainted.

"No, she can't use magic to unlock the books. Discord made sure of that." Celestia explained.

"Now, what these books with locks are for... well... you'll have to see when you win a challenge." Luna said.

Rodney: (ponders) So curious... I wonder what could be in those books... maybe a heartwarming note for a girl I like! (pauses) Uh, I wish I can remember whom I'm with.

Heather: I wonder if those books contain clues to where a McLean Invincibility Statue is... will we try to get the same ones, I wonder? Last time I got one, I was pretty lucky... of course, I wonder what will happen if Alejandro gets a hold of one... can't be good

"Next up, we have updated your accommodations." Chris said as Discord made a picture of Sweet Apple Acres appears. "The losing team will have to live like peasants at Sweet Apple Acres."

Rodney: Being a farmer boy, this sounds like homecoming to me! Oh, I cannot wait!

"But the winning team will live like kings and queens...or in this case princes and princesses at the all new Friendship Rainbow Kingdom Castle!" Blaineley explains as Discord made a picture of Twilight's new home, the Friendship Rainbow Kingdom Castle, appear.

Luna then adds, "And finally, most importantly of them all, my sister and I WON'T be deciding who will go. That will be left up to our new voters..."

"No, the Mane Six." Bucky said. "They're going to be making the official choices."

"We haven't told them anything yet, but don't worry... they'll know once the first challenge is over..." Celestia explained.

Dawn: Well, on the bright side, there are a good number of people that can be off easily, no problem.

"As for what other twists we got, that's for us to decide." Chris said with a light chuckle. "Any more questions? Anybody?"

"Very well then..." Chris smiled as he paused. "One more thing, since we're doing this... we may consider changing you back to ponies... but that's left to be decided. You can head on to Ponyville!"

"There will be a challenge later but for now, have fun." Discord said, giving notes to a team. "Just give these to Princess Twilight Sparkle and you will do fine."

The teams nods as they head on, going onto the balloon as they started flying off.

As they were flying around, they decided to make some good conversation with the others.

"Yes. Don't tell the producers but Chris and Blaineley edited out those tapes, on their orders, and Dave found out." Sky admits to Gwen with a smile.

Sky: After finding out what really happened, do you really think we should talk about it...

Heather: So... (clicks tongue) Lot of stuff happened... first and foremost, I'm a contestant again, second... my boyfriend, who you know as Bucky... just joined as an intern. I don't know how to respond to that... (pause, smirks) Of course, if he's here... (smirks) I'm sure I'm going to go back to being what I'm good at! This is going to be fun!

"Ah, senorita..." Alejandro smiled as he started to go near Heather... who responded by kicking him in the nuts.

"Just because my boyfriend is working as an intern does not mean he doesn't have access to the security cameras, buddy! Get lost!" Heather growled.

Alejandro: This is ridiculous! How am I supposed to win Heather when I know her boyfriend is on current watch? Dammit, I bet those two will even date and try to rig this so that she'll win! (groans) I need some help... big time...

"You may as well be damned sorry, Samey! I just had this hair done, and I'm not letting you ruin that!" Amy growled as she pushed Sammy who almost fell.

"Yeah, I'm fine, yeah." Sammy said. She looks away, blushing. "Hee hee. He called me pretty."

Sammy: Rodney is soooo cute. I started to like him since the events of the previous season, which we weren't contestants of. Of course, with his habit of falling in love with girls... I don't know... I just don't think that'll happen...

"Well, DJ, at least we can see Fluttershy again, right?" Mike ask DJ with a smile.

"Well, that's true. I have been missing helping out with her animals." DJ said to Mike, now having a good feeling for coming back. "What about you? You think Nyx will be happy for your return?"

"Yes. With Scott not playing this time, we can relax." Dawn said with a sigh. "The only bad guys to worry about is Alejandro, Heather, Amy, Sugar...and Scarlett."

Dawn: I can sense big auras or small from the players. (smiles) I also know of one important friend of mine who can sense I am coming now.... (pause) Who the fuck was she again? Orange-a-mina? No, Thumbelina. (pause) Man, I wish I could remember...

In her secret dungeon, Pinkamena is reading as the group was doing what they need to do. Just then Pinkamena 's ears flick and she puts the book down.

The others notice (Jack Zen, Autumn Gem, Sombra, Havis, Omega and Flutterbat) as Pinkamena slowly goes to a shelf and carefully picks up a case of some kind. The pink pony places it on a table and she opens it, carefully pulls out a totem much to everyone's surprise. Golden Heart recalls it from somewhere.

"Sister, is that the same totem... THAT player... gave you?" Golden Heart ask, arching an eyebrow.

"Who?" Autumn Gem ask confused. She wasn't here when Total Drama Equestria was played so the mare got no idea.

"Well what I know is that strange folks from another world came from a show called Total Drama." Golden Heart explains to the others clearly. "One of them, I don't remember who, has Psychic like powers to sense others' Aura, that person, again, don't remember who, understood and from that point, the two became very close friends."

"My senses told me another season is happening here. THAT PLAYER is coming back." Pinkamena explains. She does a flip and gently holds the totem close and looks at the group. "Lets all meet her, and Flutterbat, I made a cloak that will keep the sun off you keeping you safe. I like you to meet her too."

"Well I like to meet this player." Flutterbat said. If this player can understand Pinkamena, then maybe she will understand Flutterbat too.

"Of course she will. Now lets all move out." Pinkamena insists. She heads off as the group follows and she looks at the ones watching. "My old friend, you are going to be very surprised."

The Friendship of Council is at it again inside the castle. After a while during the events of the Apple Festival as well as Rarity's return from Canterlot, the ponies made some discussions on what to do next.

"Well, all right, ponies, settle down." Twilight said to her friends as Ben, Nyx and Phobos watches on. "First off..."

"Don't ask." Twilight muttered. "Anyway, congratulations on Rarity on her Canterlot Boutique."

"Thank you, darling." Rarity said as she pushes her mane back a bit. "We got some bad starts, especially with Sassy Saddles, but we move above it all."

"Good to hear that. Also, Applejack, a good work on the Apple Festival. Right after the understanding with the vampire ponies."

"Eeyup! An' we y'all got a new friend." Applejack said proudly. "So uh, what's new?"

"The upcoming Crystal Faire in a few months. Oh, I am excited to attend it." Twilight said with a giggle while eating a sandwich. "Once again, kudos on the sandwich, Spike."

"No prob, mom!" Spike exclaims with a grin, happy to be of service as usual to his adopted mother.

Just then, Fred and Barney, Twilight's Royal Guards came in. The second guard spoke out, "Hey, Princess? You got some visitors."

"Frankly, I have never seen them before, but they're in a balloon." Fred remarks with a shrug. "And it looks like they're about to crash."

The Mane Six and the others looked alarmed. A balloon about to crash? Everyone ran outside to see who the new visitors are. Upon reaching the higher level...

"WHOA!" The Total Drama humans screamed as the balloon then crashed right on the Mane Six as they yelped.

"And you hang around her, why?" Topher ask the old contestants in disbelief, making them laugh.

"Well, what do you know?" Ben ask with a grin, recognizing the players from not too long ago. "It's our human pals from the Total Drama game series!"

"Izzy!" Pinkie exclaims, bouncing over to Izzy who got up, smiling. "Wow! You're back!"

"Almost." Rainbow said, glaring at the players of Pahkitew Island. "What the fuck, guys?  What the fuck?"

"Look, if it's about the final boss, thing, you're one to talk, miss 'Got reduced to background character with the other ponies in the first one'!" Sky yelled at Rainbow Dash, making Rainbow look down in disappointment.

"Besides, the guy's a lunatic!" Shawn exclaims, shaking in his knees. "You try facing someone like him and not get killed!"

Applejack pauses as she shrugs it off, saying, "Well, good 'ta see y'all anyway. So what brings yew back?"

"This." Gwen said meekly as she hands in some papers to the princess and prince who took them.

"Another season?" Twilight ask in disbelief as she arches an eyebrow. "Why weren't we informed of this?"

"Oh, well, it's probably a big surprise." Mike said with a chuckle. "Hey Nyxie!"

"Hey Mike!" Nyx exclaims, nuzzling against Mike's leg. "I was worried you wouldn't come back."

"Well, until we get further detail, let us show you around." Ben said as he and the ponies, along with Spike and Phobos, heads off. "Fred, Barney? Stand guard."

Izzy: I always wanted to meet Fred Flintstone or a parody of him! Ooh, this is going to be Super Duper awesome fun!

Pinkie: Wow! I'm in here again! And they clean it better too! (pause) Not much though.

"So how did you get a castle? What happened to the library?" Cameron ask Twilight, wondering how the Princess of Friendship got a new castle but isn't living in her library right now.

"Long story short: Tirek came back, tried to take over Equestria, blew up the library, blah, blah, blah." Rainbow remarks with a shrug to the group. "We've kicked his fat flank and Twiley got a castle..."

"And we're the new Council of Friendship, darling." Rarity purred happily. "We are the decision makers in Ponyville."

Spike: Well, been a long time since I've been in here. Man, with these guys in, most likely Chris is back too. (pause) I am going to have dramatic nightmares again.

"This is the library." Twilight said, motioning to the library as everyone looks in.

"Oooh, I love libraries!" Ella exclaims as she dances around. "I feel like sing..."

"No, Ella! No!" Cody exclaims, covering Ella's mouth before she does any singing. "Uh, not that we're against it but we don't need any hypnotized ponies right now."

"What's that?" Lindsay ask happily as she notes the mirror, tapping on it. "Mirror Mirror on the Wall! Who's the most beautiful of them all?"

"This mirror is the same one I used to go to the world where my friends and everyone else I know are humans." Twilight explains the mirror with a smile. "And where Sunset Shimmer now lives. I can now able to make it so I can visit at any time. We've just got word of the Friendship Games being played."

The group explores the castle with Twilight and her friends leading the tour. So far, they are fascinated by this place. Most of them can't wait to win and get temporarily stay here.

"What's in here?" Topher ask curiously as he opens a door...and sees a sleeping familiar Dragon inside. "Whoa, hey, who's sleeping beauty?"

"Is that...AHHHH! IT'S LORCAN!" DJ exclaims in alarm, recognizing Lorcan from the book.

"He's alive?! No worries, I will get him!" Sierra exclaims frantically. "Err, can someone give me magic or..."

"Whoa, whoa, hey! Lorcan's in a coma right now!" Spike exclaims, blocking the players from harming his sleeping brother. "He just barely survived an assault on his life."

"Well, Lorcan survived his demise and was living with the princesses for a while until we found out." Fluttershy explains. "Twilight still holds a grudge against him back then."

"Yeah, but after problems with the Cult of Tadaka and Tadaka coming back, Twilight's grudge cooled down." Phobos remarks. "Of course, some stupid head jerk ended up poisoning Lorcan and put him in a coma."

"One of our new friends called Black Jack saved him and he is sleeping it off." Ben said, finishing up the explanation. "We had no idea who was responsible, but we're working on it and is hoping to keep him safe."

"Yeah, Lorcan's former pals tried to kill him two weeks ago!" Pinkie explains, making the others look at each other.

Dave: Well, after hearing that, one can't help but feel sorry for the guy. His pals whom he betrayed tried to kill him and he's in a coma. Makes me wonder what jerk was responsible.

Max: Hitting someone while he's in a coma is one of the lowest forms of evil! I prefer to attack someone while he or she was awake! Hitting a sleeping person is too easy!

"So any chance it could've been a Dark Mystic Pony?" Dawn ask the group as they leave the room to allow Lorcan to sleep.

"Could be. The Mystic Ponies are looking into it, but they will give us more information as soon as possible." Applejack said to the players.

"Nothing against them but I preferred to stay away from those guys for a while." B said in concern.

B: The Mystic Ponies has trust issues. I mean, they are good guys, sure. But the last three times we were there, Duncan and Courtney cheated and we don't know how their weapons work, Scott tried to break up an alliance and set up Lightning to take the fall, and Chris got into trouble because of Celestia and Luna's plans...and Ella went nuts over a tag! I say it's best to stay clear of the Mystic Realm while we're here.

"Well, that's our castle, whatcha think?" Nyx ask happily as she hops around like a school filly.

"Right, you are a lucky princess to live here." Lindsay said with a squee. She yelps upon remembering something. "Oh, right, the library blown...sorry."

"It's all right." Rarity said to Lindsay with a smile. "We were able to help her get over her loss. The Princess of Friendship is willing to help move on to the future."

"The future with new characters and new adventures!" Rainbow exclaims, throwing hoof punches into the air.

Scarlett: Oh, if we win any keys, I hope whatever is in those books will be a victory for me. (smirks wickedly) Then I will get my revenge.

Inside Celestia's castle, Chris and Blaineley were showing Bucky off their own terrain, with Discord, Celestia and Luna being by them as Chris coughed. "Yeah, so basically, this is what we do every day when we're hosting."

"We look at the channels being monitored, we have a break in between, then we watch the challenge... and it's fun." Blaineley said.

"I see, I see..." Bucky nodded. "But how does, say... everything work in Equestria? I heard rumors, but... maybe you better straighten it up."

Bucky then pulled out a notebook and pencil as he was starting to jot down some notes.

"Well... basically, Equestria is a place for friendship, magic... and there's some really good ponies, occasionally, there's the battles that takes place." Celestia said.

"Of course, there were the problems like certain authors trying to take over the fucking story when one author already had a goddamn idea on how to take care of things... but that's all in the past. One author writing this one totally has creative freedom on that now unless he decides to ask for whatever reason." Luna smiled.

Bucky: Okay, okay, useful tips for when I try to dominate the world, if I had to... interesting to know...

A little later, Chris, Blaineley, Discord, Celestia, Luna and Bucky were sitting around as Bucky asked, "So, who are we waiting for?"

"We're waiting on Chef right now." Chris explained. "He usually has a list of challenges for us..."

"Until then, we better contemplate on the mystery of how I became a pony..." Chris said.

“Yeah, so, how did you get transformed into a pony, anyway?” Discord asked Chris.

"That's what I want to know..." Chris sighed as he looked down, then looked at Bucky as he seemed to be reading something... 'The Craz-E Religion'. Chris couldn't help but wonder.

Chris then turned to Bucky. “Look, buddy, you’re in that religion of evil or something?”

“Nah, the Anti-Christ would just murder on the spot. She doesn’t transform people into anything, she just murders and kills people.” Bucky said nonchalantly. “As for the good woman… eh, she likes screwing with people, but it’s definitely not her work.”

"I doubt it. Nobody wants him in this story, and besides, he doesn't transform humans into ponies." Chris paused... then groaned. "Please tell me this isn’t the Mystic Ponies’ work…”

“Eh… no. I think this is beyond pony work…” Celestia sighed. "Even for those of the Mystic Realm..."

Chris, Blaineley, Celestia, Luna, Discord and Bucky turned to see Chef in a wheelchair and bandages as he was coming in.

"You weren't in your home, and you weren't in your girlfriend's home, so I had to conclude that you were probably in Equestria! Dammit, you started the game without me?" Chef glared. "And who is this guy?"

"You remember Heather's boyfriend, Bucky? Well, he's the new intern." Chris said.

"Chef, where the fuck have you been?" Celestia frowned. "And don't give us some lame-ass excuse like you've been in a coma or something."

"I WAS in a coma, you morons! I just wheeled myself back from the hospital!" Chef frowned.

"Well, there's that pirate king from that island..." Luna paused. "But I don't know if he counts, or if he even knows where we are..."

Chef, frowning, glared at the five as he said, "Well, since none of you asked, I'll tell you." Chef sighed. "I was drunk, and I totaled my car... I think I may have killed three people inside the other car... two teens and an adult that was bringing them home... It's crazy for me to admit this, but... I think I have a major drinking problem. I don't know, I guess every time I think I have this under control, there's this little demon that tempts me, that calls and beckons to me..."

"Yeah, yeah, demons, awesome." Celestia said as none of the others were listening. "I don't know, Chris. But whoever it is, we'll make sure we find him or her..."

"Well, come on, we better check in on the game..." Blaineley said as everyone turned their attention to the monitors.

"Yeah, let's see how everyone is going good in the game..." Chris smiled as Bucky started switching channels.

Over near Sugar Cube Corner, Sky and Dave were hanging out with each other as they were enjoying some cupcakes...

"Man, I wish these ponies would actually make some meat. Don't you?" Dave asked.

"Yeah..." Sky said as she munched on her cupcake. "Nothing against cupcakes, but they actually weaken your muscles, and eventually, you become fat."

Dave: You know, I'm glad that me and Sky are able to communicate better. It really helps me relax and just being here... I can breathe easily tonight.

Sky: This is going to be a sweet, sweet time with me and Dave. Okay, yeah, we're taking it slow, BUT I'm sure that in time, we'll manage to get the relationship up and going in no time...

As Dave and Sky were eating, Topher was sitting down on a table, just holding his head as he was drinking more soda. He groaned.

Topher: Ever since that prank that Chris pulled on me... I opened my eyes a bit. I mean, I already knew that Chris was a bit of a jerk AND I did try to take over his job, but knowing that Chris tricked me... I just don't... have any words.

Topher looked up to see Heather sitting down next to him. "You look like a man that needs somebody to talk to."

Heather: I decided to make my first move by getting a new alliance partner. Knowing how Bucky managed to become friends with him... I think I can manage a cross-alliance.

"So, that's what happened. Then I met your boyfriend and he cheered me up a bit." Topher smiled. "We even became best friends, in fact. He's a little weird when he's talking about odd things, but just hanging around him, I'm impressed with it..."

"Ah..." Heather said. "Well, listen, Toph, I don't know how much I can be of help... HOWEVER, if you want someone to talk to... I'm always here..."

Topher: I'll be the first to say it... Heather is a very cool chick... even if she was mean-spirited in her first appearances, she's actually really good at heart...

Topher and Heather looked outside a bit as she saw Ella skipping around, singing a bit to the birds. Topher looked at Ella as he sighed. Heather took a little notice.

Heather shrugged. "That's okay, you can hide it for a while, but eventually, you have to go over to that fairy tale princess and...do the deed!"

Topher: I-I don't know what she is talking about! I do not have a crush on Ella! It's not like I want to hold her hand and whisper sweet nothings into her ear and... (sighs dreamily) take her out for a nice walk along the beach... (yelps) Or, um, anything like that.

"So Gwen..." Cody asked as he, Gwen and Sierra were sitting around the Carousel Boutique. "How does it feel being in the game?"

"Honestly... it's frustrating." Gwen sighed. "I can't believe the wheel landed on me. ME!"

Sierra: Honestly, this may not be a bad thing... last time, I quit the game... due to circumstances that were beyond our control... but this time, I think we're ready to compete...

"Okay, you guys stay in the background." Golden Heart said as he and Pinkamena nodded towards their group.

"Well, because having all of you here would be too much, and besides, I think it would be best if we just stick with just me and Goldie for now." Pinkamena said. "Until then, get back to the dungeon. We don't want too many characters in one go. We'll introduce you guys in another episode, but let's just stick with me and Goldie for now."

"Fine..." Sombra said as he turned to the others. "Come on, we're going home for now."

All the other members in Golden Heart and Pinkamena's group just groaned as they left the scene and never came back.

Max: Ever since I learned that Scarlett was just as evil, hell, maybe more evil than I am... I just knew I had to get better than her... and for that to happen... I needed a new sidekick! But who to fill that role with?

"A... coffee would be nice..." Max asked... before Izzy ran off and got a coffee in three seconds flat.

Izzy: Eh, sure, I know... but looking at things... Max isn't really... "evil", just misunderstood. But nevertheless, I'll be having a lot of fun with him!

Meanwhile, Amy was pulling Sammy's hair as Sammy was whining. "You little brat!"

"Hmph... you should be considered lucky you're even alive, you punk!" Amy frowned. "Or I'd be shaving off that head of yours... now, if you excuse me, I believe I have friends to make!"

Alejandro yelped as Amy walked past. Alejandro raised an eyebrow out of curiosity as he watched Amy walk past.

Alejandro: I'm rather curious about the... cheerleader senorita. The one with the... beauty mark. Yes, I've heard from recent times that she hates younger twins... and I happen to be a younger twin... (pause) Maybe I can prove her wrong on that aspect...

Amy: Personally, I'm glad I told Samey off! She has to be told to back off, away from me! I'm the superior sister, and everybody should know it!

Nearby, Ella was smiling and humming as she was skipping around... until she heard sniffling. Curious, Ella walked over to see Sammy sitting down, weeping a little. Ella walked over and sat down next to Sammy as she asked, "You okay, Sammy?"

Sammy looked up in surprise as she said, "You actually called me by my actual name?"

"Of course." Ella gave a smile. "Not everybody is like your sister or everyone else. If you say your real name is Sammy, then your real name is Sammy."

Sammy paused as she gave a warm smile. "Well... I guess it's a... family issue..."

"Oh..." Ella looked down as she sat next to her. "You want to talk about it? I have a bit of a family issue myself."

Ella: I won't deny it. I'm the most happy, carefree, go-lucky princess in the world! (pause) Or, at least, that's what my dad always called me. His little princess... it was so nice...

"Well, I guess living with parents who don't care for you and a sibling that doesn't even care about you, it really puts a toll on me." Sammy sighed. "Sure, I try to be everything I could be, but every time I try something new, Amy always finds a way to take it..."

Sammy sighed. "I don't really know what happened. We used to be a good family... but then everything started to go downhill."

"I'm sorry, Samantha." Ella looked down. "Anyway, even if we're different... you're lucky you even have two parents."

Sammy: Oh my gosh... hearing this from a girl who loves singing and being happy... this is extremely dark... coming from Ella... something tells me to just hang out with Ella a little more. Who knows? Maybe she'll be useful...

"Man... this is a lot of contestants to look around at..." Chris muttered as he nodded.

"Well, we should probably set up for our first challenge... Chef, do you have our first challenge prepared?" Celestia asked.

"I've been in a fucking coma, you assholes!" Chef glared. "I haven't had time to prepare any challenges!"

Discord paused... then snapped his fingers. "I got a good first challenge for our contestants. Remember when I set up that maze for Twilight and her friends? Well..."

Discord leaned in and whispered the challenge idea to Celestia, Luna, Chris, Blaineley and Chef. Bucky nodded as he listened in a bit as well. Celestia smiled as she said, "Sure Discord. We can do that for a first challenge!"

Meanwhile, with Dawn, she was doing some meditating as Pinkamena came out. Dawn opened an eye as she said, "I had a feeling you'd come here."

Pinkamena then growled at Dawn as she yelled, "YOU STOLE MY FUCKING STUFF, YOU FUCKING BITCH!"

Pinkamena sighed a bit. "Well, despite that small issue, I'm glad you came back, Dawn..."

"Indeed... but please don't hang around me, the last thing we need is for someone to call you biased. I'm glad to see you, Pinkamena, but can you be better acquainted with other people, please?"

"All right, all right. I'll go and acquaint myself with the others..." Pinkamena said as she walked off.

"Golden Heart, what a surprise." Twilight said as Golden Heart appeared at the door. "I didn't think that... well you'd actually be making an appearance."

"After those limited roles I had, I figured it was only fair I be in at least a couple episodes." Golden Heart said. "Where are the other members of the Mane Six?"

"They're right here..." Twilight said as the two went inside. "Anyway, we have a lot to discuss..."

Golden Heart: My sister has already sense that Dawn doesn't know or even remember her. Then again, Pinkamena wasn't seen much so she is going to help Dawn remember...as well as hanging out with the other contestants so the biased thing won't be a problem.

Inside the counsel room, Golden Heart stood in front of the girls who sat down at the counsel table.

"Yeah, and for another reason too." Twilight said with a nod. "Although there is no sign of Chris."

"The girls and I did some talking, with Ben, Spike, Phobos, and Nyx. We've decided that after what happened the last time, being overprotective and freaking out, we cannot let it happen again."

"Anyway..." Rarity frowned a bit... before smiling. "We will let the players have the freedom they ever wanted."

"Right...except for jerks like Alvin, Scarlett and Sugar though." Rainbow said with a frown. "Can't let them get away with it."

"Oooh, this is going to be a Super Duper Kickass season!" Pinkie giggles as she adjusts her cannon. "Can't wait to hang with Izzy."

"Yeah, I did some thinking on that though. Pinkamena told me that Dawn wishes that she spend more time with other players to avoid being biased. Pinkie, you should do the same thing too." Golden Heart suggests to Pinkie in concern.

"By Lauren Faust, you're right! I can't be with Izzy 24/7! The Pinkie must hang with other players as well!"

"Right, an' maybe they will have something interesting 'ta talk about." Applejack said with a grin.

"Yeah...good idea." Fluttershy said as she got out of her chair. "We should do our best to make the players of the game feel more welcome this time. They would be better behaved this time."

The ponies and players cheers as Owen scarfs down a lot of cupcakes, "GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!"

Owen burps, falling onto the floor hard. Topher clicks on the stopwatch, adding, "1 minute and 55 seconds!"

"Yeah, that's how Owen has eaten before dropping out!" Izzy exclaims, laughing as she jumps onto her love's stomach "Bouncie, bouncie, bouncie!"

"So are you for almost blowing us us." Dave remarks with Beardo made a laughing noise. "Uh, Beardo? You can speak normally, you know."

"Oh, I think Beardo wants to do the sound effects." Izzy grins happily as Beardo gave a "ding" noise. "That's what we love about him!"

"So Sammy." Lindsay said to Sammy who is drinking some soda. "Who do you like like?"

"As in a crush?" Sammy ask Lindsay, blushing for various reasons. "I don't know..."

"I don't got a crush. I don't....whenever I get close to a boy, Amy always find a way to take him away from me." Sammy said sadly as she looks down.

"Well, that was mean!" Lindsay exclaims with a frown. "You have stood up for yourself in the game, so how come you aren't now?"

"Amy got rougher on me since I tricked her elimination. And she is never letting me forget it."

"NOT FOR A LONG TIME, YOU BITCH!" Amy calls out, making Sammy cringes in sadness.

Amy: (glares) Oh, I am never EVER going to let Sammy get away with cheating me out of the game. I will make her suffer if it's the last thing I do.

Cody and DJ decided to hang with Rodney, keeping him away from the girls as the less he falls in love with, the better. After all, some of them are taken!

"Rodney, what is it with you falling in love with girls all over?" Cody ask Rodney in concern.

"Well, the truth is...I don't know. It's just happen...I meet a girl and all of the sudden, I'm in love city." Rodney admits to Cody with a sigh. "I just...can't figure out which one to stick with."

"Well, just because you interact with a girl or even have one touch you, doesn't mean you're in a relationship!"

"Right. You got to talk to them, get to know the girls first." DJ said with a nod of agreement. "Mike himself was nervous around Zoey at first but thanks to his friends, he was able to open up."

"Right, so how about this: we help you get a girl of your own. In return, you keep your hands off ours." Cody said to Rodney who pauses to do some thinking.

Rodney: Wow...staying with one girl...that's hard. But I'm willing to do anything at this point. (looks down) It's hard being a romantic.

Cody: Rodney needs help finding a girl but DJ and I will help him out in that area. I mean, it took a few years for me and Sierra to hook up. (pause) Oh, by the way, that scene with me and Sierra during the choosing of the contestants? Nothing personal, it's just an old habit.

Dawn and B were sitting at a table when Pinkie pops up, giggling, "Hey there, old friends! Mind if Pinkie hangs with you?"

"Yep, but I can't do that 24/7! No need to be biased. I just wanted to be with more of my other good friends!"

"You heard of what happened with...whoever your twin is, did you?" Dawn ask Pinkie curiously.

"Yep. Oh, for the record, she is from another universe. She looks creepy but is nice. She gives the shivers, but only to her enemies and for fun. She's also good with knives and jumping out to scare folks." Pinkie said to Dawn happily.

"Awww, come on! I want to be friends with you!" Pinkamena laughs madly as she chases her.

The others sat around as Gwen grabbed the letter, around the same time as Dave. Gwen and Dave each opened their letters as they read it.

"Oh, is that what that hedge maze is for?" Pinkie asked as she pointed to the left.

Everyone turned to see a huge hedge maze was planted outside the city limits as Leonard said, "How the fuck have we not noticed that in the distance?"

"You might as well 'escort' us. I'm sure Chris will be delighted to meet you again, and I don't know where Chef is, but maybe he's here." B explained. "Oh yeah, Blaineley's here too."

They quickly ran inside as hammering and clanging was heard. After a few minutes, Twilight and the others walked out, wearing suits of armor as Twilight said, "Ready!"

It took a few minutes (mostly because the teams were slow down thanks to the weight that the ponies' armor are) to get to the maze planted outside the city limits where the princesses are waiting.

"Greetings, teams, and..." Celestia stops as she notices the Mane Six's group in armor. "Princess Twilight Sparkle. You and your friends aren't even participating in this. There's no need for armor."

"Yeah, but knowing these guys, Blaineley would most likely show up and try to hug us!" Rainbow snaps sternly. She then yelps as rain came from out of nowhere, being poured on the ponies except for Fluttershy. "Hey!"

"And today's armor has been cancelled on the account of rain." Discord teases, being the one pouring water from a sprinkling can from above.

"You don't need to biased, Discord." Dawn said with a sigh. "That's what I said to the Pinkie clone."

Luna roll her eyes as she uses her magic to rip open the armors, freeing the ponies. The Goddess of the Night spoke, "If you're worried, Princess Twilight Sparkle and friends, we shall put us in a force field and not permit Blaineley anywhere near us."

"Right here!" Chris exclaims, finally revealing himself. "Chris McClean ready for..."

"Really, Chris? If you want to use a robot to fool us, may as well be more creative!" Phobos snaps as he walks off and pulls at Chris's face in hope to reveal the robot. "Argh! Why won't this fake skin come off?!"

"Holy horse feathers!" Nyx exclaims as she grabs Phobos by the tail, pulling him off of Chris. After letting go, the filly continues, "He's real?!'

"Yeah. I'm real. Ouch, dude, that hurts!" Chris exclaims with a groan as he rubs his face.

"Chris, you're a pony now." Ben said, blinking a bit. "Did mom or Aunt Luna did this?"

"No, it's a long story but to make it short, some jerk turned me into a pony and I have to make a new season just to get rid of it."

After Chris recovers from Phobos's face pulling, he spoke, "All right, as you all know, there is a new season and a new chance to win a billion dollar for the players. Today, we'll be doing a challenge based on ONE of the Mane Six's adventure."

"Well, Chris's challenge... Wait, is it Chris's or Chris'? I could never tell." Celestia said, blinking her eyes a bit.

"They're both correct. Though if you want to make it plural possessive, you'd probably stick with Chris'."

"Go with whatever you want. I'm sure someone will still use 'Chris''." Luna said, rolling her eyes a bit.

"Okay, back to the subject... for this challenge, teams must go into the hedge maze and make their way to the center. Inside the maze are twists, traps and obstacles laid out by Discord."

"I won't tell you what they are, it's a surprise." Discord said with a sly grin while playing with Fluttershy's wings, making her giggle.

Cameron: (uneasily) Is it just me or is seeing Discord doing that to Fluttershy is a bit uncomfortable?

"Team players may end up getting separated from the others, that's fine, but remember, all of the team must make it to the end for the big win." Chris said. "And I mean ALL of them, no less, no questions asked!"

"There is a racetrack in the hedge maze to drive a car to the end that all of the players must get into. The first team to make it to the finish line wins invincibility as well as temporarily stay in the Friendship Rainbow Kingdom castle." Luna explains.

"It was a surprise. Also, they will be getting a key that will fit one of the books that the Princess of Friendship has gotten."

"The losing team will not only stay at Sweet Apple Acres, but also must say buh-bye to the loser being voted out." Chris said with a smirk.
"All right, time for the fun to begin!" Celestia orders as the teams got to the front of the race, they are ready.

"Oh, shoot, thanks. We be ripping yer heads off!" Sugar exclaims evilly to Mike, making him gulp.

"Ready, get set..." Chris said as Discord holds a big bullhorn...and press the top, causing a huge honking noise to be heard. "GO!"

The teams rushes into the maze as the ponies, especially the CMC who came by to support the teams, cheers them on. Spike, speaking into a stick, begins to commentate, "And there's off! All teams are excited to be winning invincibility for this, the newest season of Total Drama! And..."

"You will see the action on the monitors right here." Discord said as he made monitors that shows certain spots of the maze which everyone not playing turn their attention to.

"Looks like a fun time..." Blaineley smiled as she looked at the monitors, leaning towards Chris.

"Relax. I'm not that person anymore... at least, not when I'm not around Chris..." Blaineley smiled as she snuggled up to Chris, who blushed in embarrassment.

"...well, at least she's not after us." Twilight said. "That's one good thing about it..."

Twilight blinked as the Mane Six turned to see Bucky sitting next to them. "Hey... aren't you Heather's boyfriend?"

"Yes and yes." Bucky said as he slurped from a cup. "I'm working as an intern for pay..."

"Oh, thank you, I'm a little parched." Twilight smiled as she started to take a sip from the cup... then her eyes widened as she started spitting out the contents. "What is that stuff? It tastes terrible!"

"...yeah, I'm not eating anything that boy touches..." Twilight whispered to the Mane Six, who nodded.

"Oh, waitresses, I’d like to have another tuna shake!” Bucky called as he just finished up his drink.

“But Discord is!” Luna said, smirking, as Discord, in a maid’s costume, came in, disgruntled, holding another tuna shake.

As Bucky was slurping his tuna shake up, Discord sighed. “Do I have to clean his toilet next while I’m at it?”

Meanwhile, in the maze, everyone was looking for their own ways as they found a few paths. They nodded as each decided to separate...

Mike, Zoey and Cameron rush down a path, looking for one for the center. They knew that even if they go get there, the players must wait for the rest of their teammates to finish things off.

"So....I wondered how things are doing in the EG world?" Mike ask Zoey and Cameron curiously.

"Because I asked the princess about it earlier. She told me that they just gone through their Friendship Games...and deal with Human Twilight Sparkle and a rival school."

"Must be ugly." Zoey mumbles as the trio turns around a corner. "I sure hate to..."

The group reach a part of the maze...then yelps as some anvils almost hit them. Mike, Zoey and Cameron saw angels in clouds dropping stuff from above.

The angels laughs madly, dropping more stuff. Mike, Zoey and Cameron dodges the anvils.

Mike: Angels are supposed to be nice. They are supposed to be dropping their graces in nasty ways!

"Over here!" Cameron exclaims as he goes into a pathway...but zapping noises is heard. The geek came back, fried as if electrocuted. "Wrong turn."

"This way!" Zoey exclaims as she, Mike and Cameron heads into a pathway. They stopped, waiting for any electrocution...but none came.

"Why the hell am I with you again?!" Scarlett scowls angrily as she finds herself in a part of the maze...and with Max of all people!

"I am not happy about this either, former sidekick." Max said to Scarlett with a frown. "You turned against your master and...

Scarlett grabs Max by the collar, snarling, "I am not, and never was, YOUR SIDEKICK!" She loses the glasses and made her hair loose just like because, causing Max to yelp. "And if you want to live to even see the next episode, YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!"

Scarlett: I hate HATE HATE HIM! I should've kill him when I had the chance! Well, when the elimination progress comes, (narrow eyes) he better be gone.

Max: (nervously) She isn't a sidekick, she isn't a sidekick, she isn't a sidekick...

Max heads down a corner, looking for a way to escape...but run into cannons pointed at him.

"Aw crap!" Max yelps a bit as the cannons...fire out gumballs at him. "Gumballs?!

Max screams as he runs back the other way, rushing past Scarlett who frowns in irritation. What is that idiot running from now?

Scarlett looks back to see gumballs fired at her, causing her to yelp and run after Max to escape.

"So we're on some what a double date, huh?" Owen ask his friends B, Izzy and Dawn with a grin. "This is cool!"

"Yeah! Especially since we can do this!" Izzy exclaims, laughing madly as she slashes through the hedge mazes, allowing the group to make it through.

"Well, there is no rules saying that we can't do this." B said with a shrug as he and Dawn follows Izzy. "So once we get to the center, we will find the racetrack."

"And wait for the rest, wherever they are." Dawn said seriously. The other players are still elsewhere in this maze.

Dawn can sense that Mike, Zoey and Cameron are altogether. She has no idea where Alejandro, Cody, DJ, Gwen, Heather, Lindsay, and Sierra are (though she doesn't really care for Alejandro is).

The group reaches a plain area that appears to be...empty. Weird, shouldn't one of Discord be here?

Just then some music is heard, much to the group's notice. Izzy grins as she exclaims, "Hey, it's music from Tetris!"

"Yikes! And falling blocks too!" Owen exclaims in alarm. The group saw blocks from Tetris are falling toward them, forcing them to move.

Dawn: If Sam was here, he would be thrilled...but Tetris isn't exactly "my cup of tea".

"Teleportus Moveus!" Leonard exclaims in another part of the maze with Sugar, Jasmine and Dave.

"Ugh. Leonard, you're a role playing wizard!" Dave snaps in annoyance. "You can't just teleport us to the center."

Leonard: I've read a lot of books belonging to the princess, so I should be using magic by now. For the Squire!

"Shucks, give 'de wizard a chance!" Sugar exclaims as the group goes into another part of the maze. "'De Wizard got bad luck back on Pahitkew Island after all!"

"Well, if he's a wizard, then his spells sure sucks!" Dave exclaims with a deep frown.

"Never mind that, mates! Sheep coming!" Jasmine exclaims, pointing at sheep in the area.

"Blast it, Dave! Don't you remember the dream episode and the sheep that attacked the players during Scott's dream!" Jasmine reminds Dave frantically.

"Four legs good, two legs bad!" One sheep yells out, making his colleagues glare at him in disbelief. "What?"

The sheep roars as they charge at the players who screams and runs off. All but Leonard who screams, "I shall repel! Sheepius..."

"WHY DID I END UP WITH YOU?!" Heather screams in anger as she along with Alejandro, of all people, runs off from some buffalo wings through a part of the maze.

"Bad luck or good." Alejandro said with a smile. But he yelps in pain as one buffalo wings hit him in the ass. "Ouch!"

The two bad guys yelps as they fell down a slide, sliding downward, landing in some sort of pool. Heather and Alejandro resurfaces, they spit out the water.

"Well, this is cooling." Alejandro said with a sly grin, causing Heather to glare angrily at him.

Heather: Bucky, if you're seeing this...please hurt him when this challenge is over.

"Making a list of what to do to Alvin when this is over." Bucky explains to Rainbow with a devilish smirk. "I got run him down with a lawnmower as one of them."

"That's lame...now RUNNING HIM OVER WITH A CARRIAGE? That would be 100% awesome!"

Rainbow chuckles as she gave some pointers on how to torture Alejandro, making the others roll their eyes.

Applejack: Whenever Rainbow ain't pranking others, she is pretty much coming up wit' ideas on gitting payback on 'de lunk heads like Alvin.

Pinkie: One idea given to me is stuffing Alvin in a cannon and send him into a huge cake...of manure! Hee hee! Yeah, I don't normally prank the meany type like Gilda used to do...but Alvin is a big exception!

In another part, Amy is in the lead with Sammy, Rodney, Shawn and Sky following.

Sammy looks down in sadness before heading to the back. This made Rodney frowns a bit as he spoke, "Hey, come on. That isn't nice. She didn't do anything to you...uh...this time?"

"Oh, get real, Jolly Green Jackass! I've always been this bitchy to that lame ass as far as anyone knows!"

"At least there isn't any..." Shawn yelps as something came out of the game, growling. "ZOMBIES?!"

The zombie clown laughs as they throw pies at the contestants who miss out of the way, though some pies hit Amy, causing her to scream in disgust.

Rodney: (glares) Okay, for once, this is one girl I don't like. What she said to poor Sammy? Not nice. Not nice.

"And so, the players are in another part of the maze!" Topher exclaims, commentating as he, Ella and Beardo looks for the center. "The focus is on the poor Topher who wanna to be a replacement host but was screwed out by that bastard Chris McClean! Will he be a pony forever?"

"Awww, be nice to Chris." Ella said to Topher sweetly. "He was worried you would take his job."

"Oh, good eyes!" Ella smiled as she, Topher and Beardo entered in and got to the car.

"Guess we're waiting for the others, then." Topher said as they turned to see Owen, B, Dawn and Izzy coming in and waiting nearby their car.

Topher: Well, the question is... who's driving? Do we select a driver or something? (pause) I guess we'll cross that bridge when we get there...

Pretty soon, Cody, Sierra and DJ were just getting out of a bowling ball party as they sighed.

"Thank goodness! There are the others!" DJ sighed as they joined Owen, Izzy, B and Dawn. "Hey guys!"

"Don't celebrate just yet." Dawn said as Dave, Leonard, Jasmine and Sugar got in. "We still got a long way to go..."

"I don't think we want to know." Jasmine shuddered as Heather and Alejandro and Max and Scarlett arrived.

"If that was your finger poking my ass... I am not amused." Heather glared at Alejandro, who just backed away nervously.

Pretty soon, Amy, Sammy, Rodney, Sky and Shawn, having escaped the zombie clowns, came rushing in, followed shortly by Mike, Cameron, Zoey, Lindsay and Gwen as they started discussing.

Everyone in the Loving Youngsters team just nodded as they jumped right in the car.

"I'm driving!" Izzy said as she pushed everyone in the car and hopped in. "Fasten your seatbelts!"

Near the finish line, the Mane Six, CMC, Discord, Blaineley, Chris, and Chef (still in his wheelchair) were waiting as the finish line was drawing closer and closer...

All of a sudden, two ramps came up as everyone's eyes widened. Celestia then muttered, "What the fuck?"

Discord chuckled nervously. "Did I forget to mention that there was one last trick?"

One was Chef in the wheelchair... and the other was Applejack, who was unfortunately standing under one of the cars when it occurred.

"YAH!" Applejack yelled in pain as she felt her bones break. "I think they broke my bones..."

"We'll... get you to the hospital..." Twilight sighed as she lifted Applejack by magic.

"Yeah, but who cares about you?" Twilight said as she put Applejack in a stretcher.

"Anyway, looking at the monitors, I think it's safe to say that..." Celestia squinted as she looked at the instant replay. "...that the Trusting Geezers DID win!"

Inside the car that crushed Chef, everyone cheered from inside as they all came out.

Inside the car that crushed Applejack, the Loving Youngsters came out as they looked embarrassed.

Most of the Loving Youngsters pointed at Sky... who then pointed at Dave. Dave then looked at Sky and frowned a bit, giving a face as if to say 'Really?'.

"Anyway, since the Trusting Geezers win the first challenge... they will get a key... HOWEVER... only the MVP who did the most work in the challenge will get the key. The rest of you get nothing." Discord explained. "Now, since Izzy obviously did the most work out of you than everyone else... she gets a key."

"As for the Loving Youngsters..." Celestia sighed. "Unfortunately, one of you will be leaving. Princess Twilight Sparkle, you and your friends are going to handle the voting process."

"Well... we'll leave you guys for a minute to think. Princess Twilight and friends, after you discuss privately, please give your final decision to us in a letter... and we'll do the ceremony from here..."

As the Trusting Geezers and Loving Youngsters went off, Sky sighed as she looked down, feeling bad.

A little later, at the hospital, Applejack was in a full body cast, not able to move as she glared at Sky. Sky chuckled nervously as she said, "So, yeah, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry I broke your body. Think you can forgive me?"

She gave a muffled sound from behind the bandages, which were meant to say 'Maybe a little...'.

"Great. I'm glad you're not mad." Sky smiled as she looked up at the TV. "Here, let me switch it on to something for you so you can enjoy some quality programming."

Sky then flipped through the channels... then smiled as she stopped on something. "Oh! Monster Rancher! That was one of my favorite programs! Enjoy!"

Applejack's eyes widened as she muffled protests, but Sky didn't listen. "Well, I better go, hopefully you understand..."

"No! COME BACK AND CHANGE IT! HELP!" Applejack yelled through muffled bandages, but to no hope as Sky had already left...

It was a few minutes later at the Friendship Rainbow Kingdom castle. The princesses has decreed that the eliminations will be done here from now. The Trusting Geezers sat in a stand bleacher made for the winning teams. The hosts stood in front of the losing team, the Loving Youngsters, while the Counsel of Friendship, minus Applejack stood nearby as did Ben, Nyx and Phobos.

"All righty, the Counsel of Friendship had cast their decision so it's time to do this." Chris said, holding up the usual tray of cupcakes. "Now then, you all know the drill. Anyone who gets a cupcake, you're safe. Anyone who doesn't, your game is finish-o! And you don't come back...ever."

"When you're called, Chris will toss the safe player his or her cupcake." Celestia said with a clear nod. She clears her throat while saying, "Beardo, you're safe."

"Leonard, amazingly enough, you're safe too." Luna said while Chris tosses a cupcake over to him.

"Rodney, Dave, you're safe." Celestia said as Chris tosses the two players their own cupcakes next. "Amy, Sammy..."

"Ugh, fine." Amy groans as she and her sister grabs their own cupcakes. She can't believe her sister is safe...again!

"Ella, you're safe." Luna said as Chris tosses the next cupcake over to her. "Topher, you're safe."

"Ha! Screw you, Chris!" Topher exclaims excitedly as Chris, frowning, tosses his former fan the next cupcake in line.

"Shawn, Sugar, you're both are safe." Celestia announces as Chris tosses the next two mentioned players the cupcakes. "Scarlett? As shocking as it seems, you're safe too."

Scarlett smirks wickedly as a reluctant Chris tosses her the next cupcake. Another chance for her revenge.

"And then, it's down to two. Sky, crushing ponies? Big no no. Max? Wimping out. Wow, so much for being an evil villain, dude." Chris chuckles as Max frowns at him.

"The final cupcake of the night goes to...." Celestia said. A big pause is heard for a moment. Then... "Max."

"Ha!" Max exclaims as Chris tosses him the cupcake. "Evil has won today, foolish girl! BWA HA HA HA HA!"

"SHUT UP!" Most of everyone, especially Chris and Scarlett, snaps at Max in annoyance.

"All right. So how am I'm eliminated this time?" Sky ask in concern as she prepares for her own leave. "That portal thing."

"No, the..." Discord paused. "Actually, yeah, it IS the Portal of Shame. Let me activate it for you."

"Sky! I will play for you!" Dave calls out, waving goodbye to Sky in concern. "No worries! I won't make the same mistakes!"

"I know you will! Farewell!" Sky exclaims, as she got pushed down the portal by Discord.

Chris turns to the camera, speaking, "Well, folks, it's safe to say that we're off to an interesting start. Which one of these players will be taking the Portal of Shame again? Will I ever see my human self again? Hope we can get these answers, mostly me, on the next episode of..." As we pan away from the castle, Chris finishes the show of. "Total...Drama...Equestria 2: New Versus Old!!!"

Inside a building, we see a mysterious figure looking into a small portal-like crystal ball to see Chris talking with Celesta and Luna as the figure chuckled.

The narrator spoke, "On the next Total Drama Equestria, some new friendships begin to get formed."

"Come on, Topher, you know you want that princess!" Heather smirked as Topher was blushing intently.

"Chef, despite his condition, decides to take the mantle to solve the mystery... leaving Blaineley to do the cooking!"

"Okay... one guy I hate... chalk it up to TWO I hate... they may as well be a couple..." Bucky muttered... when all of a sudden, his eyes widened, as he gave a smirk. "Hmmmm..."

We see Gwen and Heather dodging an obstacle as Gwen said, "I'm glad you're on my side."

"No, because I know the first thing I'm going to do with you if we go this far in this course." Gwen said, making Heather frown.

"Who'll go out next? Find out in the next episode of Total Drama Equestria 2! Don't miss it!"

Total Drama Equestria 2: Old Versus New

by JusSonic

Episode Twenty-Seven: Return of Dramaony Part 1