Pony Ball Z: The Tirek Saga

by Hairy Konquerer


A Chance to revive the Others! The Chance of Return is the Birth of the Nightmare

On Equis in North City, there was a hospital room where a few ponies resided. One was a griffon, her forehead was bandaged, and her arm was in a cast, but she was walking fine. Another was an orange pegasus filly with purple hair and matching eyes, with only a bandaged forehead looking at her mother. She looked way worse as she was in a large cast with only her cyan face visible along with a bit of her rainbow mane. The griffon was Gilda, the filly Scootaloo, and her mother was Rainbow Dash, recently finding out that she was a Saiyan sent to Equis to kill everyone but an accident made her the loyal and kind mare she is today. And not too long ago she had just defeated the Saiyan Princess Lightning Dust, who had barely escaped with her life saving the earth but costing them the lives of their friends, Flare Sentry, Sweetie Belle, her older sister Rarity, and Nightmare Moon, who gave her life to save Scootaloo, but also cost them the Dragon Balls, their only way of bringing the others back. With them was Rainbow's lifelong friend Thunderlane who she meat as a filly, Bonbon, a talking cat that lived on BonBon Tower that usually supplied the Z-Fighters with wound healing Senzu Beans, Rainbow's husband Soarin, Scootaloo's overbearing godmother Harshwhinny, her father in law Snowflake, and the pink unicorn Cadenza, creator of the Kamehameha technique, trainer of Rainbow Dash, Gilda and the Turtle School, and well known pervert.

"So Dash, How long you gonna be in here?" Cadenza asked.

"Hard to say. Doctor Stable said it was gonna be a while what with my basically broken body. But I don't mind, gives me time to relax from training for once."

"Well, it's gonna be a good Senzu Season so don't plan to stay here long." Bonbon responded.

"I always forget that you can talk." Cadenza said looking at the feline. Just then, Doctor Stable walked in the room with a clipboard.

"Excuse me, Miss Rainbow Dash? There's someone here to see you."

"Someone else? But all my friends are here." Rainbow Dash responded.

"Not all of them." A creepy voice said. Everyone looked to the window, seeing a wirewolf standing out there with a creepy smile on his face. Rainbow Dash's pupils contracted as memories came in of when she was expecting to meet Lauren when he first saw him. A yellow coated pink maned pegasus walked behind him with a kind smile on her face. "Hello everyone, Mr. Terry and I are really happy to see you again." Those terrifying memories of Mr Terry in Rainbow's mind were replaced by ones of her, Ms Fluttershy, helping Rainbow and calming her down, causing her monitor to flatline, prompting a couple more doctors to run in. Ms. Fluttershy saw this and blushed embarrassed. "Oh."

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The doctors finally walked out of the room leaving only Doctor Stable. "Well it took 4 defibrillator units, but we finally got her beating again, I'll leave you to your business while I run more tests."

"Bye..." Mr Terry responded.

"Oh yeah you're here. Who are you again?" Cadenza asked.

"Mr. Terry and Ms. Fluttershy. They watch the Lookout with Lauren. Or did before she bit the dust with Nightmare." Bonbon replied.

"All right everyone. Listen up if you wanna get the other useless maggots and Nightmare back." He said addressing everyone.

"So you mean you two can help us-" Gilda began to ask before Ms. Fluttershy stopped her.

"Gilda. Listen to what he has to say first before jumping to conclusions." She said kindly.

"Oh. Sorry Ms. Fluttershy."

Mr. Terry looked at Gilda. "You better be sorry ma-"

"Pecking Order Terry!" She shouted to Mr. Terry, her eyes turning red.

"Yes Ma'm!" He said terrified, a great achievement considering what Mr. Terry could do.

Her eyes changed back to blue as she turned to the others. "Now as we we're saying. We know where there's another set of Dragon Balls to use to bring the others back, but they reside on Lauren's home planet, Namarek."

"That doesn't sound a planet I've heard of." Thunderlane responded.

"It's okay. Not many on this planet know of it. We also know of a ship that'll be able to take you there in a matter of a month or so. Of course I don't trust Mister Terry so one of you must come."

"Well fate of the one that'll go resides on a simple democratic vote-"

"Thunder." Gilda interrupted.

"Thunder." Scootaloo agreed

"Thunder." Cadenza added in.

"THUNDERLANE! YEAAAAAH!" Snowflake yelled.

"*snore* Thunderlane." Rainbow snored out.

Thunderlane looked nervous upon looking at Ms. Fluttershy but then pulled out a remote. "Ha! Jokes one you. We don't need that ship, we still have the remote of that Derpy chick Lightning Dust landed with. Just press a few buttons and-" He was interrupted as on TV which coincidentally had the space pod on it, exploded causing it to turn to static. Thunderlane felt the colors fade from him in shock.

"Well look who's out of options." Mr. Terry joked.

"Damn it Thunder quit being a Bonbon and get on the carpet with the nice genie." Cadenza complained.

"Ugh fine, but if anything happens to me, I'm kicking Gilda's ass." He responded, prompting Gilda to look at him surprised.

"You and I would get along just fine." Mr. Terry commented.

Thunderlane walked out the window nervously, seeing Fluttershy was standing on a carpet while Terry was the one floating. The moment he got on, they both disappeared and Thunderlane found himself with Fluttershy in a wasteland with hoodoo's all around them. "Here it is. Yakzabin Heights."

"Wait a minute. If this can get here so fast, then why didn't you let Rainbow use it during the fight with the Saiyans?" He asked.

"I wasn't there at the time and unfortunately I left Mr. Terry in charge of it. The ships just above these hills." Fluttershy threw over the hoodoo's followed by Thunderlane who was hesitant to follow but then went. He made it to the top and found Fluttershy there with a large alien looking spaceship behind her covered in moss. "This is it? A lot smaller then I thought it would be. But how do you open it?"

"You need to speak in Lauren's language. Think something like what Nightmare said at the World Martial Arts Tournament."

"That would make sense Fluttershy." The door to the ship suddenly descended surprising Thunderlane to which he stepped on followed by Ms. Fluttershy. "Interesting. Was the way to open it by saying Fluttershy?" The door raised up bringing them inside and the ships lights turning on.

"No. I think it just knows better." Ms. Fluttershy responded.

Thunderlane examined the controls not seeing any buttons or controls. "This things voice controlled? Well how are we supposed to fly it?"

"That depends, where do you want to go?"

"Well we need to test the speed. So how about Pluto?" Thunderlane asked. Fluttershy then spoke in an entirely different language and the ship roared to life flying off surprising both of them. It came to a complete stop in space and both were shocked seeing Pluto right there. "But... Pluto's so far away and we were here in a matter of seconds! This is wonderful Ms. Fluttershy! We can go to Namarek and revive the others."

Fluttershy smiled hugely at this. "And we can get Lauren back!" They both began to dance around happily as their problem was solved.

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Thunderlane had finished telling the other about Lauren's ship they found and its speed. "And we can have Ms. Fluttershy as our pilot." Thunderlane added.

"Sweet." Gilda added.

"I'm sorry but I can't." Ms. Fluttershy objected.

"Wait what?" Thunderlane asked.

"I need to stay on the Lookout incase there's trouble. And I don't trust Mr. Terry going with you. I can teach you Namarkian so you won't have trouble with the controls." Ms. Fluttershy walked back onto the carpet with Mr. Terry and turned to face the others. "Good luck on your mission, especially Gilda."

"You're gonna need it maggots." Mr. Terry added. "We'll see ya when it's done. Except...this chapter...you." He said looking at Gilda before they vanished.

"Huh. What'd you think he means by that?" Gilda asked.

"Well I know that my little Scooty isn't going anywhere." Ms. Harshwhinny pointed out.

"Actually, godmom, I’m going to Namarek." Scootaloo objected.

"As I said, my little Scooty- isn’t going anywhere!" Harshwhinny said menacingly.

"But Nightmare died for me! It’s my responsibility! I could've dodged but I didn't, I need to make it up to her."

"Scootaloo, I am your godmother! And as your godmother, you will listen to me, and you will do as I say!

"That’s not how it-" Soarin interjected but was cut off.

"Did you live with a mare who carried around a baby for nine months, and could've literally destroy continents?"

"But she's-"

"Now you’re going to lay in this hospital bed, recover like a normal filly, and then you’re going right back to your Advanced Trig classes, AND THAT IS THE LAST WE WILL-"

"SHUT YOUR B*CKING FACE!!!!!" Soarin and Scootaloo yelled causing the room to become utter silent until Scootaloo spoke up.

"I’ll be going to Namarek, now."

"You rest sweetie. Love you." Soarin said pushing Harshwhinny's apparently frozen body out of the room.

"Ok...I'm gonna start working on the ship." Thunderlane said awkwardly.

"Please hurry." Scootaloo asked.

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10 days passed and Thunderlane had tinkered with the ships controls so it would be easier to navigate and had it brought to Faust house so the others could see them off. Thunderlane had dressed himself in a space suit while Gilda looked more like a tourist wearing bright colors and a hat with Thunderlane's company logo on it. "Where's Scootaloo?" Gilda asked.

"I don't know. She said she was coming soon." Thunderlane responded.

"Well maybe you could take off that suit, I'm sure you're hot under all that." Cadenza said drooling a little before Thunderlane hit her upside the head leaving her in the sand. A ship flew toward the shore and landed, and the three of them were surprised as stepping out was not only Soarin and Harshwhinny, but also Scootaloo, but it was what she had on that was surprising. She was wearing a school uniform and her hair was made straight and looked like a bowler cut. Gilda did a double take then laughed her ass off. "Where's Scootaloo? This is a young Moe Howard."

"Look who's talking Curly." Scootaloo responded.

Gilda looked offended when Thunderlane stopped them. "Quiet, the faster we do this the faster we can come home and not die in space. Fluttershy." The door of the ship descended and Thunderlane, Gilda and Scootaloo stepped on ready to ship off. Thunderlane said Fluttershy again and they began rise up, looking at the others below them.

"See ya when you get back Thunder!" Cadenza yelled.

"Be safe sweetie." Soarin said. "Oh and by the way Gilda, your Scootaloo's new godmother."

"Wait what?" Harshwhinny said before the door sealed up.

Gilda looked around the room and didn't see any storage space to place her bags.

"So where's the storage space?"

"Buckle up." Thunderlane simply said before sitting in the main seat.

Scootaloo got in her seat and strapped in while Gilda still looked around. "Seriously where's the locker or whatever?"

"...To Namarek." Thunderlane said before the ship flew off at breakneck speeds into space from Equis, the force slamming Gilda into the back followed by the bags.

Gilda Owned Count: 11

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Unbeknownst to anyone on Equis, on a faraway planet in an alien hospital, there was a healing tank surrounded by some soldiers and doctors. Inside the tank was an aqua green pegasus with a gold and yellow mane, her armor broken and several spots with a breathing mask over her face. Lightning Dust, Princess of All Saiyans remaining.

"Wow, Dust got wrecked." A soldier commented.

"Indeed." The Changeling Doctor agreed. "Landed a few hours ago, you guys were lucky to bring her down here like this."

"What about her partner, didn't see her land today."

"That's the crazy part. A couple of the others are saying she killed her. and her ghost haunts her to this day."

"Really?"

"No! Well not the ghost part that is. Wether or not she killed her is still up for debate."

In the pod, Lightning Dust fumed in the chamber as she was healed, her thoughts weary but strong. 'Need...to heal up. Need...to...get to Namarek. Get the D-Dragon Balls. God...Dammit...Derpy.'

'You were Saiyan?' The Pegasus' voice echoed in her head. Lightning Dust yelled in anger causing her heart rate to skyrocket.

"Damn! Get her out!" The doctor exclaimed surprised. The water drained out from the pod to which Lightning Dust opened her eyes and tore off the mask. She stepped out and shook the remaining water off. "Good to see you're ok Lightning. What happened to Derpy?"

"She died for being weak." Lightning simply said as she flexed her arm with a smile feeling stronger then ever before.

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Lightning Dust put her newly made suit on, stretching the main part of the battle jacket over her as The Doctor looked at his chart. "I take it Equis was more then you bargained for?" He asked.

Lightning Dust stopped putting on her suit as she thought of what happened. She growled as she remembered feeling Aurora's hooves crack her ribs and her blood being drawn by such lower class trash. The doctor took a step back as Lightning snorted. "Maybe."

"You're lucky we got to you while we could. We couldn't save your tail sadly."

"I can live without it, I think this new one'll work better." Lightning responded looking at the stub of hair matching the colors of her mane that was growing slowly.

"If ya can live like that. A tailless freak that fits in nowhere."

Lightning Dust growled again. "You know I could probably kill all of you and Tirek wouldn't give a damn about it."

"Wouldn't help you get your tail back."

Lightning Dust smiled. "Tell me. What's your favorite organ?"

"Uhhh... my liver. Why?" Lightning Dust walked up to him scaring him. She raised her hoof at him causing him to flinch. Lightning smiled as she walked off satisfied. "Wait! What about your new scouter?"

"Keep it. Won't need it." Lightning walked through the hall ready to head for her pod to get started when she saw a yellow earth pony in front of her with large orange frizzy hair and translucent wings. "Hello Lightning."

"Hello Adagio."

"You look happy we're you going off?"

"To plow your father."

"Jokes on you, Sirens reproduce asexually."

"Gross get out of my way."

"C'mon there's no shame in getting mad if you;re happy about going to Namarek."

"What?" Lightning Dust said surprised.

"We heard about the Dragon Balls and know they're on Namarek. Tirek was mad about what you were doing but he's in a forgiving mood considering the circumstances."

"How?!"

"Shouldn't have left your scouter on." Adagio chuckled.

"But mine's was off and the only one's that were on Flash Sentry's channel were me and..." The answer clicked in her head and she growled in anger as she ran down the hall. The doctor had her scouter in his hoof. "Hey Lightning you want your-" he didn't finish as Lightning Dust not only took the Scouter, but penetrated into his chest, ripping out his liver leaving him bleeding on the ground. She ran to her pod putting the scouter on saying only three words and the pod door closed. "GOD DAMMIT DERPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Her pod rocketed into space, anger flooding her mind only dominated by her wish with the Dragon Balls.