AHA! There's my script! Finally we can get back to the story.
Pinkie knew that the whole thing seemed crazy. First, it was Babs Seed experimenting on her, then it was Applejack, then it was Gummy, and now, this.
She looked around the cell she was currently in. Dirty, smelly, damp, moss is growing in some places, and a rat just scampered across the floor. Yup, just your normal stereotypical cell. It had a guard outside it, but he looked very strange. He looked like one of Luna's guards, except not, at the same time.
Pinkie walked up to the bars and peered through them. She saw many other ponies like her in the cells, and more guards like the one she saw. Most of these ponies she couldn't recognize, but there was one that made her heart stop, not literally; Neon Screen.
She was lying in the cell right across from Pinkie, and she didn't look too good. She was smiling psychotically, and she let out an insane giggle every-so-often. Pinkie was wondering as to how Neo had gotten into this state, but before she could think of a reason, a guard spoke up.
"Hey! Prisoner 639! It's your turn to see the One." The guard barked. He looked different from the others; like a Crystal Empire Guard, but also slightly like one of Luna's guards.
Neo's cell opened, and she was lead away. Pinkie hoped that she would be okay.
Pinkie decided that the best thing to do was just wait. Maybe she would find out who the 'One' is. Maybe she would find out why they are imprisoning ponies, too. She lay down in a small pile of hay that was in her cell, and tried to sleep. But she couldn't. The atmosphere wasn't right.
When sleep was pretty much shouting at her, she managed to drift off.
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Pinkie woke up on a guards back. She had no idea how she had gotten there, but she knew why she was there. The guard was carrying her somewhere, possibly to the 'One.' She just decided to lie and wait, again.
The guard stopped outside a big, iron door. At least, Pinkie thinks it was iron. The guard opened the door and walked into the dark room that followed.
The guard plopped Pinkie into a chair, and held her in place.
"ah, I've been expecting you..." Said a ghostly, deep voice. "Pinkie Pie, the Element of Laughter.... Your friend was such a treat..."
Pinkie remembered that Gummy had her voice, but she tried to speak anyway.
"What have you done to her!?" Pinkie shouted. She was kinda surprised that she had her voice back. Oh, how good it is for good ol' Pinkie to speak again! "I need to know!"
"Oh, you will find out soon enough... But you need to get equipped, first...."
"I- huh- wha?"
"You there! Give the mare what she needs...." Shouted the voice. The guard scurried away and came back holding a sword. Pinkie was confused at first, and was even more so when the guard shoved the hilt into Pinkie's hooves. The chair was pulled from under Pinkie, and she flopped onto the floor. Pinkie got back to her hooves, and examined the sword.
It was two-hoofed. She had to stand on her hind legs only in order to wield the sword properly. She got onto said hooves, and wobbled slightly. When she regained her balance, the room lit up. It was massive, Pinkie couldn't even see the walls. Giant stone pillars were everywhere, some broken or turned to rubble. Before Pinkie could figure out why some where like this, she was greeted with a familiar voice.
"Pinkie, Pinkie, Pinkie... It's been a while since we've socialized, am I right or AM I RIGHT!?"
Pinkie was absolutely shocked when she heard the familiar voice of her oldest friend from Ponyville. Her voice sounded insane, making Pinkie even more shocked.
"PiiiiiiIIIIIiiiiiIiiiiiiiinkiiieeeeeEeeeee...... Let's have a LIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiIiIiiIIIiiiitle fuuuuuUUUUUuuuuUUuuuuUuUUUn..." Said the voice. Out of nowhere, the owner of the voice came face to face with Pinkie. Pinkie gulped as a bead of sweat trickled down her forehead.
"Hello, Neo.... Long time no talk," Pinkie said.
"Indeed! It's SO. GOOD. TO see your FACE AGAIN!" Neo said. "Let's get this BLOOBER FLOOBER over WITH!"
"Wha?"
Before Pinkie could react, Neo had punched her in the face. Hard. Pinkie fell back, and landed on the floor, the sword clattering next to her. Before Pinkie could get up, Neo was on her and she lifted her forehooves into the air. She then began to repeatedly punch Pinkie, keeping an insane smile the whole time.
Pinkie managed to buck Neo off her, and then she was greeted with a surprise. A pony jumped onto Neo's back, with a grin matching Neo's.
"H-hey, Grace... It's about time you had a role in this! After all, you only appeared in the last chapter for a very short time, so... Heh..." Pinkie said while picking up her sword and getting to her hooves.
"Your maRACA is gonna TOAST liKE A TACOOOOOoooooOOOoooooOooo!" Grace said.
Pinkie knew that she had to fight her friends no matter what; it seemed like they were too far gone to be brought back. She saw the two insane ponies were just standing there, as if they were waiting for her to do something. With tears welling up in her eyes, Pinkie ran towards Neo while bringing up the sword to neck level.
Pinkie closed her eyes, and swung her weapon.
Her weapon collided with something, even causing it to stop in place. Pinkie opened her eyes, and saw a crazed Neo holding up her right foreleg which met with the sword. Pinkie could only stare in horror at the slight amount of blood that was seeping out of her leg and onto the blade. The weapon had only sliced through about an eighth of Neo's leg, which was crazy. A swing that hard should've at least made the blade hit the bone.
Pinkie's horror grew when Neo started giggling. Her giggling grew louder and more crazed. After a few seconds, she was filling the room with maniacal laughter, and Grace joined in.
After most of the laugh subsided — Neo laughed a little every few seconds — Neo brought up her other foreleg and pressed a hoof to the blade.
"Y'know, I've grown to ADMIRE the pain. What you just did was more of a tickle than anything..!"
Pinkie gasped, and Neo pulled the blade out of her leg, and even swiped it from Pinkie. Grace jumped onto Pinkie, knocking her to the ground again, and Neo stabbed the sword into the ground right next to Pinkie's head.
"Wow, you're sooooOOO much FUN to PLAY with!" Grace exclaimed.
"Too bad the fun's about to end." Neo said with a sinister tone and a smile matching it.
Grace jumped off of Pinkie, and Neo took her place. She leaned down and licked Pinkie's ear, making Pinkie gulp.
"I can taste your fear," Neo whispers. Neo then jumped off of Pinkie, pulled the sword from the ground and gave it a new home in Pinkie's exposed stomach. When Pinkie felt the blade pierce her flesh, she let out a giant yell of pain. Neo pulled Pinkie onto her back after removing the blade.
"Grace, ITS BUCKIN' TIME!" Neo shouted. Grace ran over to Pinkie, and bucked her hard in the face. Pinkie flew off of Neo's back, and A deep pool seemed to appear out of nowhere, and Pinkie fell into it. She had no strength left in her legs, so she couldn't swim back up. She just kept going deeper and deeper.
When her lungs demanded air, Pinkie wasn't able to fulfill that order. She opened her mouth to breathe, but found herself taking a deep breath of water. She could feel the water going down her neck, filling her lungs. Pinkie tried to scream, scream as loud as she could, but nopony heard a thing.
Was this the end of Pinkamena Diane Pie? Find out next time on the story!
Nah, I'm just kidding. Cliffhangers suck, am I right? So it doesn't end there.
Pinkie felt sand on her back. She must've reached the bottom of the pool. Pinkie was fading, and fast. She couldn't breathe, she couldn't scream for help, she couldn't do nada. Zilch. No, nothing. I'm sorry, I'll stop referencing the song from that *coughcoughamazing* episode.
Pinkie just silently told her family and friends that she loved them.
'Goodbye, world...' Pinkie thought.
Before Pinkie went, she could make out Grace and Neo dancing over the pool, and singing a little victory song.
"Without air, without air,
You're not going anywhere!
We've no despair, we've no despair,
Because we don't really care!"
Then everything went black.
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"AAAAHHH!!!!! AHHH! WHY WOULD NEO LET ME DROWN!!??" Pinkie screamed while jumping awake from her slumber.
Pinkie found herself on the bottom step of the stairs in Sugarcube Corner. She was tangled in her blankets, covered in sweat, and pretty much hyperventilating. She looked around, and a sigh of relief escaped her. She was so glad that it was all a dream. A horrible, horrible dream. Pinkie felt that the entire dream, and I feel that this chapter in general, was fast paced. But, it IS Pinkie, the dream could've gone by in two seconds and she'd still have the same reaction, you never know.
Pinkie's entire body was sore, she was guessing that she must've fallen out of bed and somehow rolled out her bedroom and down the stairs. She got up and walked back to her room.
Maybe tasting that treat was a bad idea after all.