//------------------------------// // Ch.4:The Orange Trio vs. the Purple Loner! // Story: The Play That Might Become a Salmon! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "This is where you die! I am Nagito Uzaki!" Greeted the human male with Green Spiky Hair & Purple Jumpsuit. "This guy looks like a very badly done Naruto OC." Said Don Patch. "What's an OC?" Asked Applejack. "I'll tell you after the main character of this entire fanfiction defeats the final boss! And when I say main character, I of course mean me!" "He's lying! The main character of this crossover is Bobo-bo!" Said Beauty from the side lines. "I don't care who's the main character, the horse, handsome guy, and girl over there are gonna become bald!" "Pardon me, but did you just say...you're gonna make us all go bald?" "Yep! Skin is where it's at mare!" That's when an apple hit him in the back of the head! "Huh?" "He's distracted sis!" "You brat!" Then he threw a kunai at Applebloom!" "*Gasp!*" Applejack then used her lasso to catch the kunai! "Excuse me sir...but did you just try....to hurt a child?" "Yeah! We take baldness serious, we'd even kill children and their pets if they dare oppose us!" Nagito explained. "Oh, this guy is dead meat!" Said Don Patch. "Let's go boss!" Said Hatenko. "Yeah!" "Combined Super Fist! Double Sword Thrust!" They both said in unison. That's when Don Patch pulled out the Don Patch Sword (A green union) & Hatenko pulled out his key shaped blade! They were about to strike until... "Super Fist of Sneaking: Substitution Jutsu!" Shouted Nagito Uzaki. Nagito then replaced his body with leaves and a huge log! "What?" Gasped Hatenko. "Aw-man, he turned into a log! Well, guess we have no choice but to wait until he turns back into a human." "Great thinking boss!" "NO HE DIDN'T! DON'T LISTEN TO DON PATCH!!!" Beauty heckled. That's when Nagito appeared behind Hatenko with his own sword ready to strike until Applejack grabbed Nagito and suplexed him! "OW!!!" "He was behind us? That sneaky jerk! "Why can't hitting you be my job?" Beauty said to herself. "That was a close one!" Said Applejack. "So Mr.Ninja? Had enough?" *POOF!* "What the?" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Went a disembodied laugh. "That was my Super Fist of Sneaking: Shadow Clone Jutsu!" "He's cunning." "Hahahahahahahaha! Of course I am!" He replied. "Hahahahahaha..." Then Applejack noticed a rustling in the bushes. "You losers will never find..." Then Applejack bucked the bush! "OW!!!" "Yes! You found him...uh..." "The name's Applejack." Then Don Patch began pouring milk all over her. "What in Sam Hill are you doing right now? Also, is there any reason why I shouldn't buck you so far into the sky you'll merge with the sun?" "You said your name was Applejack, so I decided to have a fresh bowl of Applejack while I watch my stories." Said Don Patch who then changed the channel on the TV to a cartoon. Then Applejack bucked Don Patch really really hard! "What you do that for? I was going to finally figure out why The Carrot and Photo Copier fell in love!" "I do not take games during a serious situation!" "Boss! Are you okay?" "Yep, all this pony did was fix my back, did you see how much I was tensing up when I was sitting on the couch?" "Well it looked like you were relaxing like you were on vacation when sitting down!" Beauty heckled! Then Nagito Uzaki got back up. "Super Fist of Sneaking: Fireball Jutsu!" Then Nagito put his index and middle finger to his and blew out a fireball! Don Patch then jumped out of the way! "Sheesh! This guy calls himself a ninja? We haven't even seen a shuriken yet!" "Oh, you want shurikens?" "Well, here you go! Lots and lots of shurikens!" Then Nagito threw them at Don Patch! "Yay! Shurikens!" "Boss!" Then Hatenko grabbed Don Patch and dodged! "That's it!" Then Hatenko put a key to his head. "Unlock...THE POWER!!!" Then after turning the key stocking out of his head, he became stronger! "Super Fist of the Key: Surfing Skeleton Key!" Then him and Don Patch hopped onto a giant key and began riding it towards the enemy! "Grab on Applejack!" Then Applejack got onto the key as well! "Nice try! Super Fist of Sneaking! 2 Mud walls!" "Oh-no you don't!" Then Don Patch jumped into the air and then tried slicing the walls with the Don Patch sword, but failed! "Super Fist of Sneaking! Paper Bombs!" "Aaaaaaaaah!" "Boss!" *Boom!* "BOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!" Then, as the smoke cleared..."Haha, I'm okay..." Then when Don Patch was completely visible. "Well, except for my entire body!" "How dare you do that to the boss!" Then Hatenko & AJ nailed Nagito with the giant key! But it wasn't Nagito, it was a doll made of straw! "Wow, he turned into straw, let's make him into a hat and sell it to a legendary pirate who'll give it one day to a kid who's also the son to the most wanted guy in the world!" Said Don Patch. "IF THAT ISN'T A REFERENCE THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!!!" Shouted Beauty. "Where'd he go?" Said Applejack. Then Hatenko sensed Nagito! "*Gasp!* Look out!" Applejack responded and bucked Nagito! "Ack!" "Thank you kindly partner!" "My turn!" Then Don Patch attacked Nagito. "Take this!" Nagito was going to block but...nothing happened. "No really, take it!" Don Patch offered Nagito a snack. "Chocolate pudding?" "Yep, now come with me." "What's Don Patch doing now?!" LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, BOYS & GIRLS, FILLIES & GENTLECOLTS, time for the Bobo-bo theater proudly presents, next installment of...Bo! This episode... My so called Enemy. "Why would you offer me pudding? We're enemies." "We don't have to." "You really think so?" "Yeah, why can't we just make peace?" "I...if you think we should." "I know we should." Don Patch said while eating a churro. "What is going on now? A movie?" Asked Applejack. "Sorry that my friends are so weird." Beauty apologized. "Oh boss! *Sob!* Your acting puts A list actors to shame!" Hatenko cried. "Now come-on, let's eat these snacks as the sun burns our eyes because we watched it set." "Thank you Don Patch, thank you for your kind..." Then Don Patch kicked Nagito Uzaki down the hill and into the river! "Aaaaaaah!" *Splash!* "Sucker!" Then Don Patch ran like heck! "Hahahahaha!" "You jerk! Get back here! No can be that sneaky but me!" "Sorry loser, but the only friend I need is my doll Ya-ya!" He said with make-up and a long blonde wig and female voice. The End! "Even though that was free, I want my money back!" Then Applejack smacked Don Patch! "Hey! Don't hate on the Don!" "(Yes! His defenses are down! Now's my chance!)" Nagito was about to strike but then he was struck by Hatenko's key! "This fight is over!" Then Hatenko turned the key! "Wh-what?! What have you done?!" "I turned you to stone!" "Noooooo..." Then Nagito Uzaki was solid and un-moving like stone. "Hooray! You guys did..." Then Applejack bucked the statue so hard it broke into pieces! "What the? I thought you had more moral than that Applejack!" "Wasn't me, it was Don Patch!" "Yeah Beauty! You shouldn't assume things!" Said Don Patch in an Applejack costume. "Oh now that makes much more sense." Then Beauty pulled out a kusarigama and chased after Don Patch! "Now tell me why would you do that?" "Ah! No Beauty! Don't hurt the boss!" Meanwhile... "Ook Ook! You 3 are going to die by my hands!" Said the Monkey in a karate Gi! "Trixie can't tell whom the 3 of you smells worse, the walking talking piece of jelly, the boy with a skull on the back of his shirt, or the monkey!"