My Little Homie: Do-Over Edition

by Lock Target


Prologue: Let the Reboot Begin!

SOMEWHERE, IN A SPOOKY FOREST...!

The Aquabats are diving along a dirt road on their way to the nearest route to Hawaii after a successful tour.

"If we keep on this path, we should make it to the coast by morning" Jimmy said navigating the twist and turns.

"I can't wait!" beamed the MC Bat Commander, "I so need this after such a RADICAL tour!"

"I'm gonna hang out with all the hula girls I can find!" Ricky added.

"I plan on taking in the scenery and culture of the land" EagleBones said placing his weaponized guitar in his case.

"What are your plans, Crash?" Jimmy asked setting the Battle Tram on autopilot.

"I heard there's a coconut tree that makes the most legendary sand castles" Crash replied gleefully holding up a picture of an oddly-shaped coconut tree, "And during our stay, I intend to learn his secrets!"

o.O; ...After a brief moment of looking at Crash funny, a loud pop is heard, shaking the Battle Tram.

"That can't be good" Bones exclaimed clutching his guitar.

"...Do we have to change your superhero name to Captain Obvious?" The Commander asked pointing his funny look at Bones as the Battle Tram comes to a stop, "Because I have that authority!"

"...W-well, maybe we should change YOUR'S to COMMANDER Obvious!" Bones replied.

"No, no no, NO!" Crash groaned as the Commander was about to throw back Bones' remark, "The Coconut Tree only shows up every 1,000 years!"

"TAKE IT OUTSIDE!" Squeaked the commander cringing in his seat.

Unfastening his seat belt, Crash exits the Battle Tram. "GETTING EMOTIONAL!" He cries as he grows above the treetops.

"Calm down, Crash!" Ricky said exiting the Battle Tram, "All we need to do is change the tire"

"Oh no!" Crash cried, "You pointed out the obvious like EagleBones and the Commander!" Suddenly he let out a yelp. "Now I'M doing it! AGH! I DID IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN...! AND AGAIN! I-I THINK THIS FOREST IS CURSED!" He finished curling into fetal position and sucking his thumb.

rushing to the top of his right shoulder, Ricky gives Crash a pat on the part of his back he could reach...Oh pony feathers, now I'M doing it...! Wait, that's my job- Oop, there we go...Oh look, it's Jimmy!

"I've got the spare" Jimmy said joining the other two.

A thud is heard as Jimmy noticed where Ricky was.

"It effects robots!" Crash whimpered, "And the writer!" What the hay?

"That's it!" The Commander said in a dazed voice hobbling out of the Battle Tram, "From now on, we're the Obviousbats!"

With a shrug as if to say "May as well keep it rolling", EagleBones claims, "A suitcase fell on him"

"MAKE IT STOP!" Crash cried. "THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO!" Oy...

"It's the evil Mister Tree!" The Commander said pointing to a rock three feet taller than him as Ricky gently shushes Crash, "I pitty the fool who injects mother nature with Mr. T's DNA! Obviousbats, let's go!" He finished stumbling into the rock.

"Crash" EagleBones finally said after rubbing his temples with a sigh, "Leave the wrighter alone and lift the Battle Tram, please" ...HOW DO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW I'M HERE!?

"Okay" Crash sniffled lifting the Battle Tram slightly.

Jimmy and EagleBones proceed to check the tires.

"How curious" Jimmy said finally, "According to my scans, none of the tires have been punctured"

"They haven't?" Crash asked shrinking to normal size, "Then what did we run over?"

"GUYS!" Ricky shouted 10 feet from the Battle Tram next to a strange pink blob.

Crash, EagleBones and Jimmy gather around the mysterious object.

"What is it?" EagleBones asked attempting to poke it.

"Don't touch it" Jimmy said stopping him, "It could be a strange form of extraterrestrial...Leavings"

"EW!" Ricky shouted pulling out his Handi Gel Hand Sanitizer, "I touched that!"

"What did it feel li-?" Crash looked at the blob, noticing a picture of balloons on it.

"It felt like a latex glove" Ricky said applying the gel, "A nice, clean, latex glove!"

Jimmy proceeded to scan the blob as Crash looks like he's about to cry. "It IS latex" He said in relief.

"Oh my gosh!" Crash sobbed picking up the blob to reveal it's form, "You guys...WE KILLED PINKIE PIE! She turned into a balloon...AND WE KILLED HER!"

"Relax, Crash" EagleBones said in a cautionary tone, "It's not the real Pinkie Pie. It's just a balloon"

"Not JUST a balloon, EagleBones" Jimmy added taking a second look as a gust of wind blew, "Does it seem a little...Odd to anyone?"

"...Now that you mention it" Ricky remarked after a pause, "It's moving like it's an animated prop they green screen onto movies"

"Most peculiar" the robot proclaimed rubbing his chin, "...Drop the Commander off at Sickbay and meet me at the lab!"

Moments later, the Aquabats are huddled around the balloon as it's being scanned. As the computer completed it's scan, the Commander arrived with an ice bag on his head.

"Somebody get the number of that suitcase?" the Commander moaned.

"Guys" Jimmy finally said turning around to the rest of the Aquabats, "According to these readings, this balloon comes from another world"

"Another world?" EagleBones asked, "That's amazing!"

"A world where they have My Little Pony?" Crash beamed.

"Balloon?" Asked the Commander, "Okay, someone bring me up to speed!"

"We didn't have a blowout!" Crash said with excitement in his voice.

"...Okay then" The Commander said removing the ice bag from his head, "So, let's see this 'Otherworldy balloon' you're going on abou-"

Just then, the Battle Tram shakes again.

The screen turns on to reveal Space Monster "M" at the window. "The Aquabats!" he growled menacingly, "Miss me?"

"Not really" The Commander squeaked.

"I've come for my revenge!" Space Monster "M" Announced.

"Y-YEAH!?" Shouted the Commander revitalized with courage, "We'll see about that...Mr. Floaty-Pants!" He then runs for the nearest cabinet and pulls out...

"...Commander!" EagleBones said in panic, "Tell me that is NOT the Super Magic Power Amulet!"

"You bet your doughnuts it is!" Proclaimed the Commander with pride, "I've been keeping momentos of our battles since the ManAnt caper! Just for such an occasion!"

"Fine, but be careful not to-" But before he could finish his sentence, the dagger from Narbaria falls into Jimmy's hands. "...Commander, wait! I just remembered, I recalibrated the Battle Tram to work with the magic of this dagger! We can teleport away from him to come up with a better plan of attack!"

"That works too" The Commander replied, "Aquabats, let's get outta here!"

Jimmy rushed to the Battle Tram's dashboard. After a needlessly elaborate sequence of buttons were pressed, he places the dagger into the ignition and turns it causing the Battle Tram to glow bright purple. Just as the Robot was about to step on the gas, a yellow light irradiated the balloon. A third light in the color of the Aquabats' uniforms appeared around Eaglebones. As the gas was stepped on the lights moved around the Battle Tram as it drove off in a big flash. Thus begins the Aquabats' greatest adventure yet...And trouble for another world.