//------------------------------// // Crazy Fans // Story: I'm Famous? WHAT! // by One of the Crowd //------------------------------// Chapter 4: Crazy Fans I was surrounded in darkness and I couldn't tell where I was. For some reason I could hear that circus music playing from somewhere. A bright light surrounded me suddenly and I could hear laughter. I couldn't see anyone and when I tried to look around I bumped into a wall of glass. This was when I noticed that the glass surrounded me, and I was trapped inside. I started to bang against the walls and calling out for somebody to help me, but the laughter only grew louder! Why are they laughing at me? "LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT, DAMN IT!" I cried out as I hit the glass harder. No matter how hard I hit it it wouldn't budge. Not even a crack formed and the laughter was unbearable now. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME OUT!" ****** "Hey! Hey wake up!" Ruby said while she shook me awake. I was back in her hotel room on the bed. She absolutely refused to let me sleep on the couch since that would be 'unethical'. I was still sweating from whatever my nightmare was, but I couldn't remember what was so terrifying. "I'm up! I'm up. What do you want?" "You were freaking out in your sleep. Saying to let you out or something along those lines," "Thanks for waking me up then, I guess," I said while getting out of the bed. As much as leaving the warm welcoming bed was a travesty I still had things to do today. One of these things was to find discord so I could shove a boot up his ass for leaving me alone without any idea of what to do! I noticed that Ruby was blushing actually for some reason. She was staring at me for some reason before I realized I was only wearing boxers. What! it's not like I had any night clothes! I quickly covered my self up with the blanket while Ruby shouted out an apology before running to the other side of the room. Pants are probably the most important thing right now so those were the first thing to come on even if they were now shorts. Damn fans need to chill with the souvenirs! Next up was my plain white T-shirt and jacket. I don't care that it was spring jackets are cool! "I'm decent!" I called out. Ruby slowly came back over to me with her face still blushing profusely. "I'm sorry." "Don't worry about it." I put my hand on Ruby's shoulder. "At least I had boxers." Her blush deepened after I said that and I laughed at her. Come on man! she's blushing over seeing a guy in boxers! "D-Don't laugh!" "I'm sorry! it's just hilarious when people get embarrassed like that!" "Please just stop," She pleaded. Now I'm may be a borderline asshole, but I'm not heartless so I tried to muffle my laughter until I eventually stopped. A trick that I learned awhile ago was to think of the most unfunny thing you could think of to stop laughing, this time it was Jason's girlfriend. She is a killjoy if I've ever seen one; I mean who doesn't laugh at Jeff Dunham? Since I was up it was high time that I took a shower since I probably smelled awful from sweating all day yesterday. I mean I was either under intense lighting or being swarmed by mares so I never exactly had time to cool off. Wait, my clothes were already drenched in sweat and they were already on...Damn it Discord still had my luggage! I made my way to the door with Ruby behind me since It was pointless to stay here. When I opened the door however I was greeted by a pony yelling "THERE HE IS" before I got swarmed by mares. How do celebrities deal with this on a daily basis? Oh right security that Discord also forgot to provide me. Next time I see him I'm wringing his fucking neck! "Hey get off me!" I yelled out as the mares picked me up and carried me away from Ruby's hotel room. Now you'd think they'd listen to their weird idol, but nope they just carried me into an elevator before shutting the door on Ruby. Alright this getting really fucking annoying! "If you don't put me down right now I'm going to kick all of your asses!" You know what they did after I said that? They fucking cheered and repeated what I just said like it was a fucking common saying! Did someone give me drugs a few days ago and I'm in some weird coma because none of this is fucking normal! Even the fandoms back home were not this fucking obsessive...not all of the fandoms at home were this fucking obsessive! When the doors of the elevator opened Ruby was standing there with a very pissed expression. "Are you all crazy? He said to put him the fuck down!" She yelled out which caused a few of the mares to shiver. Now I'm no coward, but she can breath fire and went down at least 5 stories in one minute so I don't like the idea of her getting angry. These mares also didn't like the idea because they gently set me down on the floor. "Thanks Ruby," I said while giving her a friendly hug. A gasp resounded from the mares behind me, "What? I can't hug a friend who saved me from you lunatics?" I seriously think that these ponies have a mental problem because they all actually nodded. "That was a fucking rhetorical question!" There was a resounding 'ooooooo' from the crowd of ponies as they realized this. I swear I regret ever agreeing to come here. Rule #1 is never help anyone you don't know because they'll fuck you over. You just never think that they'd fuck you over by taking you to an alternate universe. It's not so bad though since they are crazed fans maybe I could do something I've always wanted to do. "Would one of you like to hang out with me today?" they all nodded vigorously."Good, All I ask is for one of you to get me a cactus." They were all confused of course, but one of the mares started to sneak away. When the others realized this a shoving battle ensued. PONY FIGHT!