//------------------------------// // Tommyrum // Story: The Last Dreams of Pony Island // by horizon //------------------------------// Tommyrum Fecking pikers, 's all they are. Too good for us, unless it's to use us to fight for'm. Pin a medal to y'chest like the weight o' the bronze balances out the missing leg. "Hero of the Poppy Wars!" all the unicorns cry, then they walk right by when y'just want a bit for another bottle to dull the pain. Always knew Peridot didn't give a shit about us, calling the March of the Sun for the town's one Night Guard. Feck you too, y'fat cow. I ain't one o'the Nocturne but us Guard stick together. Spend a week shovin' pigstickers into waves of charging qilins and see how far y'taxes take ya. 'S just you and y'mates on the line that bring y'home. Feck 'em both. Gonna wake me up by trippin' over me at half past midnight stumblin' toward the docks, least the damn hornheads could do is share a bit for another bottle to get me back to sleep.