//------------------------------// // Crash! // Story: I Spy a Derpy // by I_Heart_Derpy //------------------------------// An image of the carousel boutique popped up, along with an Arrow pad and up and down buttons. I tapped on the 'up' option and I saw live video of the town square. I fumbled with the controls, and when I finally got the hang of it, I decided to have some fun... The first stop for the drone is going to be Fluttershy's cottage, I decided, and flew it there. I maneuvered the camera through the crack under the door, and saw Fluttershy on Fimfiction, reading 'Cupcakes'. Laughing her head off. "Oh, Pinkie Pie, you silly filly," she chimed. I flew the drone closer, and saw her favorite it. My jaw dropped, Fluttershy was the sweetest, most tender,loving, scaredy-cat pony I had ever met, WHY WAS SHE READING CUPCAKES?!?! I took a deep breath, in, and out, in, and out. I placed my hooves on the cold screen, flying out the way it came in, under the door, through the woods, and now I was back in town. I turned the power off and stretched. 'grrmmmrr' my stomach rumbled. I hadn't realized how hungry I was until just now. Trotting toward the muffins I had bought from Sugarcube Corner, I noticed a map of Equestria. I took a muffin off of the table, then walked back to the map. "Mmmm," I thought out loud, "No one makes muffins like Pinki-," I stopped dead, remembering the fanfiction Fluttershy was reading in her cottage. I looked down at the muffin, then the tablet, then the muffin, then the tablet, I whistled the 'Smile' song as I cautiously put one hoof in front of the other, then realized, Hey! Pinkie Pie isn't a crazy killer, just a crazy pony! It's just a fanfiction, anyways, even if it was real, Pinkamena Diane Pie didn't know where I was! "take that, Pinkie!" I shouted. After that, I decided to make a list of things I needed to do. The tablet lit up and buzzed. I slowly walked over to it and read the notification. HEADSPLIT REPLIED TO YOUR COMMENT ON THE USER HEADSPLIT I looked around and waited to see or hear if anypony was coming. Not a thing. I picked it up, typed in the password, and tapped the screen. A small tab on the left side of the screen appeared. Out of curiosity, I clicked on it. The screen changed to bright orange with six windows. CAM 1, CAM 2, all the way to CAM 6. I raised my eyebrows, maybe these were the cameras hidden all over Equestria the Doctor was talking about.