//------------------------------// // Whoops! // Story: I Spy a Derpy // by I_Heart_Derpy //------------------------------// I hummed a tune to myself as I trotted out of Sugarcube Corner, the sweet scent of a fresh batch of muffins wafting out of my saddlebags. "Hey! Thumbs up!" A minty green pony called to me from a bench on the other side of the dirt path. "Good morning, Lyra!" I called back to her. "Hello!" A creme mare who was next to Lyra sang. I smiled. She didn't know it, but there was an 'I HEART HUMANS' cap on her head. A prank set by Lyra, no doubt. I stumbled as my overflowing saddlebags slipped off of my back, golden brown muffins rolling in all directions. "Oh, my!" A red maned filly exclaimed. She immediately cantered over and helped with the mess. I could only see out of one eye at once, so it took me a moment to register who it was. "Twist!" I hugged her tightly. Twist was my little sister's best friend. Once all of the muffins were back in place, I buckled my saddlebags back on. I thanked Twist and went on my way. Too bad no one is allowed to know where Doctor Whooves' laboratory is. I looked around, and not a soul in sight. I think. My eyesight isn't the best. I knocked on the stump of a nearby tree. Nothing happened. I looked down and noticed I had knocked on the wrong one. I trotted over to a tree with a pink flower sprouting out of the trunk. I knocked on it three times. A click, then another, and another after that. A trapdoor opened up under me. "Whoops!" I giggled, embarrassed at myself. "Ah! Ditzy Do!" A British voice chimed from behind me. "Oh, sorry to startle you my dear, but you absolutely must see the invention I've been working on, it's FANTASTIC!" He exclaimed. "Oh, Doctor, ALL of your gadgets and gizmos are fantastic to me." I sang, trotting toward a table with a sheet on it. The cocoa colored stallion smiled at my compliment and drew back the sheet. A muffin rolled onto the floor. "Its, a tablet?" I puzzled. He chuckled. "Ditzy, it's a SPYING device!" He explained, "There are tiny flying cameras, too small to see with the naked eye, hidden all over Equestria! An idea popped into my head. "So, if I wanted to, and I'm not saying I will, but I could fly the robots all over the place and see ponies doing stuff, like, embarrassing stuff?" I grinned. The Doctor sighed, "I love you, but you are NOT to touch this control pad," I frowned, "okay," the Doctor smiled and kissed me on the nose, then left in the tardis. After a few seconds, I giggled. I picked up the control pad and turned it on. "Darn it," I said to myself. There was a password. I giggled as I typed in the password, BUTTER isn't very secure, especially if you've ever seen the Doctor eat.