"Hello there little pony and little dragon, we're girl scouts selling crabs so we can raise money for the homeless tablespoons to have more food to eat." Said the black guy.
"Ha ha ha, now tell us, JUST WHO ARE YOU 3?!!!"
That's when all 3 jumped into the air and landed in front of them.
"I am Bobobo-bo Bobo-bo! The Botector of hair! I fight to save everyone from Csar Baldy Bald the 4th's evil reign from turning everyone in the world bald!" He said seriously.
"I'm sorry, what?"
"Don't you dare think of that as silly! He has an trained army of troops to attack and slice off every last hair on someone's head! Or in this case, every last strand of fur from an animal's body like yours!"
"I'm Jelly Jiggler, former hair hunt general and childhood friend of Bobo-bo, after he fulfilled his childhood promise of if I ever become evil, I joined him on his journey to protect everyone! And with my trusty lucky handkerchief, I gain the luck our team needs to win!"
"And I'm Don Patch, Bobo-bo's BFF and the true star of this fanfiction!" That's when Don Patch was smacked real hard in the back of the head! "OW! What was that for?" He turned around. "Oh, hey guys look, Beauty, Gasser, Softon, Torpedo Girl, Dengakuman, and Hatenko are here as well! Wait, I thought I threw you guys off a cliff!" Then once again, he was smacked by Beauty!
"Waaah! Oh boss, how could you do that to me?!" Cried the man with orange eyes, orange jacket, blonde hair and a scarf with pink and white stripes.
That's when the sun creature known as Don Patch got up and looked at Hatenko seriously.
"Because Hatenko, I will one day die and you need to learn how to survive without me...well, that and I wanted to have blueberry ice cream but on that idiot's idea for cheese cake."
That's when Beauty cracked her knuckles.
"Excuse me, but...did you just call me an idiot?" she asked with her pink hair covering her now red eyes!
"Uh...."
"Waaaaah! Oh boss, thanks for looking out for me. You're such a kind and caring leader!.
"Thanks for the compliments but could you save me from this she witch please OW!"
"We're going to be in for some day, aren't we Twilight?"
"This is a disaster! It's like triple Discord and his biker gang!" Twilight told Spike.
Meanwhile...
"Csar Baldy Bald the 4th sir!"
"Yeah, what is it?"
"It's Bobo-bo and his lackeys, after Gaga-on the Butt Monkey was defeated, he stuck an tracking device on Don Patch, and we've now located them in a faraway kingdom, what are your orders?" Asked a hair hunt grunt.
"Hmm...sounds like the perfect time to send in the Enima generals after them!"
"What?"
"Come-on, it's a crossover! I've been saving these guys for such an occasion!"
"Y-yes sir! Right away sir! Ow, I tripped over a pebble sir!"
Then Csar Baldy Bald the 4th looked out his window.
"(Bobo-bo, my arch nemesis, what are you doing outside of the realm of imagination, you're supposed to be on your way so I can kill you myself!)"
Now back to your regularly scheduled fanfiction!
"So, you're Bobo-bo, you're Don Patch, you're Jelly Jiggler, you're Beauty, and you're Hatenko, what about the rest of you?" Asked Twilight.
"I'm Gasser, I sometimes do some fighting, and other times I'm Beauty's co-commentator. I fight with explosive farts!" Said the boy with spikey white hair, a collar, white long sleeve shirt under his black short sleeve shirt, blue jeans with the bottoms folded and orange shoes.
"Of course, your name would greatly imply that." Said Twilight.
"WHAT A BAD JOKE!!!" That's when the torpedo with female legs and stiletto heels tackled Twilight!
"AAAAAAAH!!!" *Thud!*
"Twilight!" Spike then hugged the poor princess "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine, so...who are you?"
"I'm Torpedo Girl, I get really mad when someone tells a bad joke! Or when someone ruins the things I craft from my bare hands for my husband here, because I'M A TORPEDO!!!"
"She's not my wife!" Said the guy with a strawberry ice cream swirl for a head and black and yellow jacket.
"And you are?"
"I'm Softon, I use the power of a Goddess for my attacks!"
"Not to mention he's the coolest of us all." Said Bobo-bo.
"Now for my introduction!" Said the cute little white creature.
"Aww! Who are you?" Asked Twilight with sparkling eyes.
"I'm Dengakuman, the cute mmascot of the team and sometimes one of Bobo-bo's projectile weapons!"
"What?! How could you do that to such a cute little creature?"
"That's not all, we also time him upside down by the leg at night when it's bed time!"
"Wow, that's pretty mean." Spike interjected.
"Yeah, it is." Then Twilight looked at her watch. "Oh-no! Quickly Spike, we gotta pick-up those potions, we gotta deal with these people later." But before Twilight & Spike could leave for the Everfree Forest...
"Wait!" Shouted Beauty.
"Huh?"
Beauty was so nervous as she tried to make the words.
"What's wrong kid?"
"Well...back in the Bobobo-bo Bobo-bo anime, I never got to......I never got to ride a pony. So...will you please let me ride you?" She asked with praying hands.
"Okay little girl, but after we come back." Twilight agreed.
"YAY!" Beauty cheered.
Then Twilight & Spike were off.
"Alright guys, let's stay here so we don't cause anymore trouble."
Later, when they came back from Zecora's...
*BOOOOOOOM!!!*
"AAAAAAH!!!"
"Oh come-on, it wasn't that long and the town is being attacked?!" Twilight shouted in anger.
"*Gasp!* It's the Hair Hunters!" Bobo-bo pointed out.
"How'd they find us?"
"Beep! Beep!"
"Huh?" Don Patch then looked down and checked under his shoe.
"Hi, I'm a tracking device." Said the squashed piece of gum.
"YUCK! GET OFFA MY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!" Don Patch shouted as he threw the talking gum into the sky.
"This is why people hate it when gum losses it's flavoooor!"
"Okay, so you guys know how to fight right? Well I'm gonna need your help to stop this new threat from ruining the play we've been preparing."
"Okay! Guys, let's split up! I'll take pony and dragon, then meet you guys to take on the final boss!"
"Got it!" Everyone agreed.
Then Bobo-bo picked up Twilight & Spike and had them ride flying piggyback to thier 1st opponent!
"Hey you!" Bobo-bo shouted!
"Hmm...so...I get to be the one who kills the botector eh?" said the mysterious figure. "Behold! I am Writer! One of the members of the Enima squad sent to kill you and your friends!" Said the talking number 3 pencil with arms and legs.
"What in the world is that?!" Twilight & Spike shouted in surprise!