//------------------------------// // Things just keep getting stranger and stranger // Story: Pony meets Brony // by Dark Nightshade //------------------------------// I was awoken by Pinkie shaking me awake. "What is this?" she asked me, holding out out a pizza slice. "Pizza," I said sleepily. "What cheeses were used in it?" she asked, desperately. "Oh, that's what you mean. Most people think that it is a culinary impossibility, but no, it is a culinary improbability. What you are holding in your hands, is the legendary 99-cheese pizza!" I said. Pinkie gasped. "99!?!? What is the recipe?" she asked, sounding incredibly desperate and slightly sexy, for some reason. She starting to toy with her shirt for some reason. "You wouldn't be able to cook it. You cooking skills would need to be at the max," I said. "Please tell me! I'll even flash you if you give me the recipe." "Please don't do that." "I know you want Fluttershy to do that." "That's different. At least she's attractive. And I'm not saying that your not, ok?" "So you are crushing on her!" said Pinkie in a crazed voice. "Hey, not so loud, please. Also, is it that obvious?" I asked. "You made it kind of obvious," she said. "What? What are you talking about?" I asked "Wait, how much do you remember of last night?" "Rarity appeared, and then I went to sleep." "Dang it! The one time it works." "The one time what works? And why dang it?" "Something I made that would erase your memories. And I had wanted to know what you did to Fluttershy last night when the rest of us were going to sleep." "Wait, what else did I do?" "Not important." "Did anyone else appear?" "Wow, you really don't remember. Yes, Twilight and Sunset Shimmer." "I missed their fire's. Dang it, both would have been interesting." "They were." "Let me guess, Sunset Shimmer's was basically bacon colored." "Yep." "Dang it." I got up to go to the kitchen for some food, when I relised that there was someone already there. Judging by the hair, it was Sunset Shimmer. She was wearing a black jacket, a purple shirt, and an orange dress. "Wow. Pinkie wasn't kidding, or hallucinating. You really are here," I said. "What? Wait, Pinkie what did you do?" Sunset Shimmer . "It was something I made," Pinkie said slyly. "You raided the medicine cabinets again, didn't you?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "Fine. Yes I did." "You went thru the medicine cabinet? Are you sure it was just the one that makes me forget?" I asked urgently. "Meh, I'm pretty sure," Pinkie said. "You don't sound to sure. But, I can deal with that later. So, Sunset Shimmer, what happened last night?" I asked. Sunset Shimmer giggled. "You mean, you really don't remember what happened last night?" she asked. "Not a clue. Why? Isn't it obvious?" I asked. "Not really, and considering what happened last night, I thought that you would remember what happened for years to come," she said. "Definitely," agreed Pinkie. "Whatever. I can grill you guys later," I said just as an alarm started ringing. "What's that supposed to mean?" asked Twilight. "Agh! Where did you come from? Whatever, doesn't matter. That alarm means that someone is coming onto the houses property with weapons of some sort. Probably guns. We need to get the rest of the girls, and teleport out of here. To which base, I'm not sure. Except for my biology lab. Definitely not there," I said. "Oh definitely not that one. It sounds so creepy. Although, maybe I could help with your animals there," said Fluttershy. I hadn't even seen or heard her coming. "Ok, good, your awake. Wait, I told you about my biology lab?" I asked. "Yeah. You told everyone," she said. "Man, what did I do last night?" I asked. "We should probably tell you that later," Pinkie said. "Ok, now go get the rest of the girls, and I'll ready the teleporter," I said. "Ok," said the already awake girls. "Where is the teleporter, anyway?" asked Sunset Shimmer. "In the bathroom right there. Now go," I said as I pointed. As the other girls went to go and wake the sleepers, I started getting the teleporter ready, which was actually pretty easy. The machine the made the teleporter was inside the tank of the toilet. Suddenly, there was a ton of crashing upstairs, and since the teleporter was ready, I had to help. I ran upstairs, and found a bunch of government agents trying to take the girls down. One of them was calling in an air lift, which I could see thru a hill in the roof. So I did what every other sane person would do, and grabed the nearest thing I could grab, which, for some reason, a wrench. Probably Pinkie related , I thought. I swung it at the nearest agent, who just so happened to be holding Sunset Shimmer. With a definite crack, he let go of her. "Thank you. I'm sorry, but we don't have time to save the others," said Sunset Shimmer, just as the other agents started to take notice. "Come on, the teleporter is ready," I said, and we started running to the bathroom. Fortunately, the other agents were to surprised by my appearance that we got there with no problem. Fortunately, I had already set it to where to go: my base new the Santa Fe government building. They were probably going to take the girls there, which was fortunate. As the teleporter appeared, Sunset Shimmer asked, " Where are we going?" "A place I hoped I never had to go," I said as I jumped inside.