“Ok, here we go! What does this do again exactly?”
“um... nothing... really... It just makes me diguises!” She pulled the lever.
Rainbow Dash glanced around. “You know, Pinkie... this basement is still really creeping me out.”
“Well why would it do that Dashie?”
“I dunno, maybe it’s because you looked as if you tried to kill me here? And you store the worst possible things in here?”
“What, cupcake making shears?”
“There aren’t exactly great memories of mine here either.”
“Brought upon by YOURSELF you know... just sayin’...”
“Anyways, can we get going with this?”
“Fine...”
They walked past another door (why Sugarcube Corner had such a large basement she didn’t know) “Hay, what’s in there?”
“...Nothing... you know,” she began as they walked into a new room, at table at one end with Dash’s disguise sitting on the table, “This whole thing over here is actually new... it was empty before.”
“So how am I supposed to put this on? And why does it have six legs and a purple polka dotted mane?”
“Because nopony would expect you to wear it!”
“But... it needs to be about twenty percent less cool.”
“What? Are you still a little loco in the cocoa?”
“Well, come on, this is just way to COOL for a disguise... obviously, if it’s THIS cool, I’m going to be the pony wearing it.”
“Well if you say so...” She banged on the wall next to her. “ANOTHER ONE! SAME THING, BUT THIS TIME A LITTLE LESS COOLER!”
“What was that?”
“Just me being me I guess...”
“Um... ok?”
Another disguise fell onto the table through a chute in the ceiling.
“This time it only has five legs! Ok, now I feel better.” Obviously it wouldn’t be as cool with less legs.
===
“So what do we do now exactly?” Derpy asked after some time.
They had all had came back to the house after Bon Bon had given Pinkie the orders to make the cupcakes. She was a trusted agent too after all...
Bon Bon spoke up. “We go on the search for the magic sparkly eggs.”
“What?”
“The magic sparkly eggs laid and hiden by the six legged purple polka dotted mane pony.”
“I see.” They all had too much of an empty feeling for... logic.
===
There was a purple polka dotted pony walking down the streets of ponyville, with one dangling limb. It was getting a few odd looks here and there. “Pinkie... you definetely made it so nopony would think it was me, didn’t you,” she muttered under her breath.
Eventually she arrived at Bon Bon’s house. She waited outside in a bush of course. She over heard talking...
===
“So where are these again?”
“In Krastos’s lair. Krastos likes to keep pets.”
“Ah see... but hasn’t this story kind of gotten kind of crazy?”
“What?”
“AH SAID ISN’T THIS KIND OH CRAZY”
“Well yes, but the plot line is absurd or at least will be in the near future.”
“SPEAK UP AH CAN’T EAR YA”
“AH SAID THAT YES IT IS BUT THEN AGAIN STRUM AWESOMEPOSTURE GETS THE POWER OF DISGUISES WHEN SHE EATS ICE CREAM!”
“NOW YA STARTED TO TALK LIKE ME FOR OH SEC THERE!”
“Stop! Even if your deaf why don’t you just sit closer together to talk! Just because you can’t hear each other all that well doesn’t mean I have to be deaf too!” Derpy shouted, looking at both of them. “Crazy author...” she muttered under her breathe.
“Are you sayin that Ah’m crazy?”
“Yes I said you were crazy! you and your little dog too!”
“Can we get back on track here? We have to go to Krastos’s lair to get the sparkly eggs laid by the three legged-“
“-six legged” Derpy corrected.
“-six legged purple polka dotted maned pony.”
“What’s its name? It’s gotta have a name.”
“Its name is Twixie.”
“Strum?” Bon Bon asked.
“MWUAHA MWUAHAHAHA MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
“She’s feeling better then. Now she’s talking. I knew how badly she didn’t want to do this."
===
Rainbow jumped back in her bush as four ponies walked out of Bon Bon’s house. She walked around the back of the bush and began to talk to them. “For Applejack...”
“I am here to tell you-“
“-THAT THING OVER THERE HAS FIVE LEGS WHY CAN’T IT HAVE SIX THEN WE COULD GET THIS STORY OVER WITH-“
“Because obviously then it wouldn’t be polka dotted. That’s a plotline for you.”
“What? I’m trying to do this you know. you’re not making it easy Ms. let’s just get this over with.”
“Nothing, nothing.”
“Anyways, I’m the six legged ponies with a purple mane and something else-“
“-polka dots” Bon Bon chimed in-
“’s sister. I’m that thing’s sister.” She hoped it would work... this was Pinkie’s plan... ”And I have information about where you can find it’s eggs."
“Oh you mean Twixie?” Derpy asked.
“It’s name is Twixie?”
“Well DUH SOMEPONY’S ah little slow. Ah mean ya lived with her for eighteen years.“
“What was this all about?” Rainbow thought. “Can I just go with you? Please?” She asked, shuffling her feet nervously.
“I guess so, I mean it wouldn’t hurt...” Bon Bon started. “What do you think Strum?”
“...glergh”
Applejack stopped her. “You know, she’s been kind of out of it for a while... even after eating the cupcakes. Maybe she’s allergic to Rainbows? Nah... Typewriters, I should have thought more before I said that… that was a horrible idea...”
“So we can go now?”
“I guess.”
===
“So what is this we’re riding?”
“A giant snow mobile.”
“Snow mobile?”
“Well, don’t blame me, I didn’t make this up.”
“I say we ride it off the edge of that cliff.”
“...Why exactly are you suddenly insane? I mean even for something with five legs and a polka dotted mane.”
“Well, do you really want to do this?”
“Nope.”
“Then let’s do it!”
Bon Bon turned the steering wheel with her hooves sharply to the right and over the cliff. They plummeted...
They all sighed... Now they wouldn’t have to worry about any of this anymore.
===
“Well how was I supposed to know we’d fall in a vat of glue?!”
You wouldn’t. Our luck ah guess.
“BWAHAHAHAHA! I have trapped you silly ponies!”
“Oh shut up.” said the purple one.
“What?”
“This is human to glue syrup. Not pony to glue syrup.”
“Well so!”
“What do you even look like anyways? Come on Applejack, characterize him for us.”
Applejack sighed... ok, fine, ah will. He’s gray all over. all the same shade. Mighty boring. With purple eyes. There ya go.
“Ok then, now let’s find those eggs.”