My Little pony: Friendship is Ninjutsu

by BR-Brigade


Chapter 1: What The F@#k

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic please support the official release. I also don't own the opening it ending songs

Opening 1

It's another normal day in the land of Equestria. The citizens of Ponyville are going about there everyday lives; one of these ponies in particular along with her baby dragon/friend are on there way to meet up with their friends for a picnic.( I'm going to skip descriptions for the mane six and Spike because if your reading this you should at least know what the seven of them look like) The ponies name is Twilight Sparkle and the baby dragons name is Spike.

"Twiliiiight how much longer until we get there," Spike groaned.

"Not much longer spike just hang on ok," Twilight with an annoyed expression.

"I don't get why have to go too especially when it's this early,"

" Okay first off it's one in the afternoon. Secondly me and the rest of the girls thought that it would be a nice idea to have a picnic," Twilight said with a slightly less annoyed expression.

"Like I said before why am I going,"

"Oh, so I guess you don't care that Rarity will be there?" Twilight said questioningly.

" Wait a second let's not get ahead of ourselves of course I'd love be to join you guys," Spike hastily said.

"Pathetic," Twilight whispered.

"What was that?" Spike asked in a way daring Twilight to say something else.

"Ooooh nothing,"


Elsewhere in the Everfree forest we find an earth pony lying face up in a meadow. He has a sun kissed blonde mane and a headband with a metal forehead protector that has a symbol which resembled a leaf etched onto it. As well as rust orange fur and two sky blue orbs for eyes. However this earth ponies most notable features aren't his blond hair or his bright orange coat instead his three whisker like marks, his fox like ears as well as his nine fox like tails, and ARE THOSE FANGS! I mean yeah fangs eheh. Lastly there is a red spiral mark on his flank(Uzumaki Clan symbol). This is our hero Naruto Uzumaki, and by lthe looks of things he's about to wake up.

"Uhhhh uuuhhhh What the were am I?" Naruto stood up and began to walk, but quickly discovered he was on all fours and being the naturally curious guy he is the ninja turned pony looked down and instead of being greeted with the site of his usual hands and feet he was instead greeted with hooves big shock. "WHAT THE FUCK!".


Back with Twilight and Spike at the hill overlooking Ponyville the duo has just arrived. There were already five more ponies there each even more different than the last(again gonna skip descriptions). There names are Pinkie pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Apple Jack, and Rarity.

"YOU GUYS MADE IT!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed while hopping in circles around the duo.

"Yea I was beginning to wonder if you guys would ever show up," a Rainbow dash said while smirking jokingly.

"Sorry girls but some of us had a little trouble getting up," Twilight said while glaring at Spike who was to busy admiring rarity to notice.

" What ever the case am just glad y'all er here," Apple jack said while giving Twilight a bright smile.

"I'm with Apple Jack It's always a pleasure to see you dearie or at least it is when your not having a mental breakdown," rarity said while giving an akward smile.

"Hello Twilight and hello to you too Spike," Fluttershy said to them both.

" Well now that we're all here who wants CUPCAKES!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

10 minutes later

"And then I told him look who's twenty percent cooler now!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed looking quite proud of herself.

"Wow what a cool story Dashie," said Pinkie Pie.

"Yes I have to admit that I'm impressed; Spikey wikey would you be a dear and pour me some lemonade?" Said Rarity. At this Spike apeared to break out of his love induced trance

"Oh, of course Rarity just wait one minute," Spike said before grabbing the pitcher of lemonade and a cup and pouring some for Rarity but right as he was about to give it to her BOOM!

"What in tarnation was that?" screamed Apple jack.

"I don't know but what ever it is it can't be good," replied Twilight.

"Well what are sitting we sitting around here for let's go see what's up," said Rainbow Dash.

"It sounds like it came from the Everfree Forest," Rarity inquired.

"THE EVERFREE! Oh would you look at the time I must go feed the animals bye," Fluttershy said as she tried to fly off, but not before Apple Jack grabbed her tail and pulled her down.

"Not so fast Fluttershy if we're going y'all comin with us," she mumbled through her grip on Fluttershy's tail.

"Enough talk lets get going already!" Pinkie pie stated in an unusually serious toneThe others just stared at her for a moment Before they all ran into the forest to see what was going on.


Back with Naruto right as he saw his hooves

"WHAT THE FUCK! What the hell happened to me?" Naruto spots a puddle a little ways away from him and goes to look at his reflection. When he gets there instead of of seeing his normal human face and tan skin he sees the face of a horse, so just like anyone else in this situation he does the most rational thing that comes to mind "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I'M A GODAMN HORSE!"

"WOULD YOU SHUT UP KIT!" a voice from inside Naruto's head shouted; it was none other than the notorious Kyuubi no Kitsune also known as Kurama and right now he's trying to ease the headache that his container/little brother figure caused with his yelling.

"Kurama is that you?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah kit its me,"

"Man I never thought I'd be so happy to hear from you-hey do you know where we are or what happened to us and why am I a horse?"

"I can answer two of your questions kit. I don't know where we are exactly but what I can tell you is that there isn't any chakra hear which leads me to believe that we are currently in a different dimension; as to why your a colorful pony I can only assume that was this world changing your body so you'd fit in with the dominant species"

"So the dominant species here is talking horses?"

"Ponies and yes,"

"Of course,"

"And to answer your question as to how we got here I'm not sure exactly try recalling the events that led to us coming here,"

"Okay I'll try," and with that Naruto went into deep thought.


Flashback:
Back in the elemental nations at the climax of the Fourth Great Shinobi War the Akatsuki faced off against the The Shinobi Alliance the Akatsuki was slowly being backed into corner. All that stood between Naruto and the two Uchihas behind the entire thing Madara and Obito were two mystery members(sorry guys but I'd like to keep their names and abilities secret until they pop up later in the fic) one was male and the other female, you could tell from there headbands that they were from Kiri. The three of them fought for what seemed like hours until both sides charged up their most powerful attacks and charged at each other; when they clashed however instead of the anticipated explosion a dark vortex opened up and sucked all three of them inside, and with Kurama no longer in play the moon eye plan was ended as well as the the Fourth Great Shinobi War"

End Flashback


"Oh yeah thats right i was in the middle of my fight with those two Akatsuki members when I decided to end it. Unfortunately for the two of us they had the same idea and as a result we got sent here, but wait a minute! If we got sent here doesn't that mean that those two Akatsuki members are hear to; they were also sucked inside that vortex?"

"I wouldn't worry about them kit do you have any idea how many different dimensions there have to be they could have fallen in any one of those,"

"But,"

Look kit you have bigger problems right now for example the giant creature that you attracted with your yelling,"

Naruto started listening he could hear breathing that turned into a low growl when the creature in question noticed it had been discovered. Just as Naruto was about to say something when he was interrupted by Kurama.

"Well I see you've got things covered I'll be taking a nap I'll probably wake up in a few days I expect you to have some answers by then,"

"Thanks for the concern fur ball,"

"Oh and one more thing," Kurama said ignoring the fur ball comment. "In case you were wondering you can still use all of your jutsu just clap your hooves, gather the necessary chakra, imagine the jutsu, and call it out, With that Kurama agent into deep sleep. To say that Naruto was relieved was to say the least; he had been wondering this entire time if he could still perform jutsu.

"Okay come out whatever you are," Naruto called out

"Geerrrrrrr," the creature growled as it slowly stepped out of the shadows. Naruto gaped at what he saw a gigantic monster with a lions body, bat wings, and a scorpions tail.

"Well you don't see that every day,"

"Geerrrrr," the creature continued to growl at its blond prey.

"Are you gonna stand there all day kitty or am I going to have to come at you," Naruto said while giving a fox like grin.

"Graaaaaaaa!" the creature roared clearly annoyed by what Naruto said. It lunged itself at the blonde but he easily countered with an uppercut to the jaw sending the creature flying back. Naruto smirked and said

"I hate to end our game so quickly but I'm kinda in a rush," he said as he brought his hooves together and Yelled "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu," in the blink of an eye two more Naruto's proofed into existence next to the first. The one on the left quickly rushed the creature while the other helped the original who was holding out his right hood form a ball of energy. The clone who attacked the beast was at the moment dodging quick swipes from its claws when it saw an opening and jumped up high in the air and came down putting its hoof down hard in the beasts back making it cry out in pain, but it wasn't over yet because the original and the other clone had just finished the ball of energy simultaneously a bright yellow mark appeared on the beasts back where the first clone had hit it and as if on cue the original Naruto yelled "Hiraishin," and with a yellow flash he appeared behind the beast and slammed the ball of energy into the back of the beast while simultaneously yelling "Rasengan," and with a loud BOOM! He digged a medium sized crater while simultaneously killing the beast - or so he thought a few seconds after the dust cleared the beast got back up even though it was wobbling and he could tell it was at deaths door. Smirking Naruto said "Want more huh" after he finished talking he shot one of his tails out and grabbed it by the throat he then threw it into the air; after doing that he shot out five more tails and grabbed it by tail and both of its arms and legs. He then proceeded to unleash a barrage of jabs with his other four tails into the beasts gut; he continued this action for about five minutes after which he slammed the beast into the ground forming another medium sized crater. He then put his hooves together and once more yelled "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu," but instead of two clones there were hundreds maybe even thousands; the beast was whimpering at this point partly because of pain but mostly out of fear"What to scared to come at us," all the Naruto's yelled in unison "Well if you won't come to us we'll just have to come to you,".

After about ten minutes of viscous beating he stopped and took a second to look over the corpse "Well that ends that," after a few seconds of admiring his work Naruto turned around to be greeted with the site of five colorful ponies who he emideatly identified to be females even though he didn't know why and one lizard all looking at him in different ways.

The cyan one with mistrust

The lavender one with curiosity

The pink one with a smile that screamed we're gonna be friends wether you like it or not(he knew he was going to like this one the most)

The orange one with admiration

The white one looked at him lustfully

The yellow one with fear

And the dragon looked like he couldn't care less

So he did the only that came to mind "Sup"

Chapter 1 end:


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