//------------------------------// // That just happend... // Story: A Drive to Survive // by rainbowPOOTIS //------------------------------// So I was sitting in my cave, minding my own business when a voice came out from nowhere. “Umm… We don’t exactly know who you are, but we just want to deal with a Displaced, without having some huge crisis going on in the background. So, umm we summon you to our plane of existence!” Feeling that odd tugging sensation, I was able to brace myself this time, before my vision went white, and I… fell, through the space between realms. When my vision returned, I was standing in some deserted rocky area, my best guess being somewhere near Appleloosa, and… Oh god. I am not ready! “Oh god, stay back!” I tripped and fell onto my rear, as standing before me, was Freddy flipping Fazbear. Freddy’s expression quickly changed, as he took a step back. “The crap is that?!” He yelled. “It looks like a robotic bug.” Bonnie said from beside him. “Is that what we summoned?” Foxy asked. “Let’s not be offensive. We don’t know the person yet.” Chica said, looking between all three animatronics. Freddy sighed. “You’re right.” He took a step forward, and put his hand/paw out, before making the Vulcan salute. “We come in peace.” I stopped, and stared. “So wait, you’re not going to try and stuff an endo into me?” “You’re already a robot. How would we stuff a metal endoskeleton into you? Or even stuff you into a suit? Besides, where would we get the endoskeleton? I don’t know of any laying around.” Bonnie said in a joking manner. “I don’t know whether to laugh, or be alarmed at how much thought you just put into that.”  “We’re robots. We can think at remarkable speeds. Much quicker than a human or most organic brains can.” Bonnie replied. “I’m more of a cyborg, really. I’m surprised you don’t know what I am.”   “Our Earth is radically different than most Earths, as I understand. We already figured out how to cross universes. So sorry if we don’t quite understand what passes for modern pop culture in other universes.” Freddy replied, as he held out his paw, offering to help me up. Grabbing it in my claw, I hefted myself up. “Sooo, you’ve never even heard of Pokemon? I pity you, I really do.” “We’ve heard of Pokemon, it’s just that Nintendo stopped making the games after Diamond and Pearl. They went on to focus on the more popular game series like Earthbound.” Foxy mentioned. “I’m just gonna step away from that can of worms.” I said, looking around. “So, you said something about wanting to deal with a Displaced without something going down?”  “Yeah. The last times we’ve dealt with a Displaced, Lyra Heartstrings was murdered, and another guy was appearantly some huge anthro pony. But as for what we’re doing now, is that we’re going on a personal quest to retrieve some important resources for Bonnie so that he can finish building the emotional chips for our AI systems. For some reason, he can’t teleport in himself, and grab it. So we have to help him.” Freddy said, a worried expression on his face. “Not sure how I can help you there.”  “Well, we could also use back-up. We’re quite far from civilization, and the only creature on this planet that can disable us is somewhere out there, so we are kinda scared about being dismantled at this location.” Foxy mentioned. “That, I can help with. I survived a fight with Mewtwo, I can probably handle whatever's causing you trouble.” The four animatronics’ faces brightened up a bit. “Your help will be much appreciated. When we’re done, I’m sure Bonnie could make a device to help you in your world.” Freddy said, with a smile on his face. “That would be quite helpful, so what do you need blasted to bits?”  Bonnie shivered for a brief moment, but that went unnoticed by the other animatronics, as they pointed to a large mountain out in the distance. “Apparently, whatever Bonnie wants, is in that mountain, so we’re heading for it. We don’t really know what’s in it that prevented Bonnie from teleporting inside, so we don’t have any more information.” Freddy said, before starting to walk forward. “Well, we won’t get anywhere if we don’t move.” I followed, running a few simulations in my head as I did. It didn’t take long to arrive at the base of the mountain, and when we did, there was a convenient cave just sitting there. “So, it’s in the cave Bonnie?” Freddy asked his friend. “Yep.” He said simply, and Freddy quickly walked in, his hand glowing white, providing him some light, before he quickly ran back out. “NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!” He yelled, as he ran as far away as possible. As he did so, a giant spider, that was bigger than the cave, came out, acid dripping from its fangs. It was times like this I was thankful for having a poison type immunity. “OI, BUGBREATH!” I shouted, firing a Flash Cannon at its face. The attack did it’s desired effect, as it struck home before the spider could realize what happened. But when the smoke cleared, the spider’s head quickly regrew on it’s body. “...I call hax.”  Right at that very moment, the puppet’s music box music started playing, and when it ended, the Puppet himself popped out of the rocks nearby, flew at the spider, yelling “Boo!” before being eaten in one bite. “PUPPET! NO!” Freddy yelled, sadness in his voice. I actually took a moment to run a diagnostic program, just to make sure that that had indeed just happened, and not been the result of a glitch. I looked Freddy in the eye. “Terminate with extreme prejudice?” Freddy, with a look of absolute… he looked like he always did, jumped into the air impossibly high, before glowing pure white, and slamming his fist down on the ground, completely missing the spider. Luckily for him, his punch created a minor shockwave that caused several rocks from the mountain to fall down, and bury the giant spider. “It can’t be that easy, can it?” “Darn it! You had to say that, didn’t you!” Freddy yelled, before the rocks blew up, flying at Freddy, before going straight through him, tearing off his limbs, and making him resemble swiss cheese. “Okay, time for plan B: KILL IT WITH FIRE!” I launched a stream of fire from my cannon, hosing the exceptionally large arachnid in a scarlet inferno. “LETS ADD MORE FIRE!” Bonnie’s voice rang out, before he somehow flew up to the spider’s face, and turned his arms into giant flamethrowers, firing napalm directly into the spider’s face. Launching myself at it with Extreme speed, I spun, and nailed it right between the eyes with Blaze Kick, before springing away, and launching a flame infused Techno Blast at it. When the smoke cleared, the spider was still standing there, but now had a fire-infused body. “The hell is this thing?!” Foxy yelled out, wondering how a tough spider could exist. “IT’S DEAD!” Bonnie screamed, before pushing the button on a small device, which caused a loud humming sound to come from the atmosphere, before a giant laser came down from the sky, and destroyed the spider into nothing. “Okay, what the hell was that!”  “What? Never seen an orbital launch cannon before? I made it myself a while back. Took less than a minute. It also fires nachos for any party.” Bonnie said with a smug smile, as he walked over, and removed the rocks from Freddy, who stood back up, his body repairing itself. “Sooo, an Orbital Party Cannon?”  “More like an orbital swiss army knife. It’s got a use for every scenario.” Before Bonnie could say anything else, Freddy smacked his head off. “I thought I told you to dismantle that thing!” Freddy yelled. “I did! I just rebuilt it in the middle of the fight! See, look! Now it’s dismantled!” Bonnie briefly flickered, and I looked up to indeed see the cannon was missing from the sky. “Is it bad I’m not questioning my sanity yet?”  “At least you can go insane. We currently have fake emotions right now. But with this, I can build a small device that gives us back emotions.” Bonnie said, as he pulled out a large rock from the cave. The rock was glowing with an unearthly green shade. “I shall call it, the stone that will never be named, because this is the only one, and it will be used for my purposes!” “You guys are like Deadpool on crack, you know that?” “I told you not to install that chip! The last thing we need is fourth-wall breaks!” Freddy yelled to Bonnie who was just laughing. When Bonnie calmed down, he dropped the rock on the ground, before quickly flickering, and a small device, no bigger than a phone was in his hands. “Here. For your help. It’s a device that allows your body to ignore Newton’s laws, and rebuild itself by recreating matter. Just in case you get destroyed. Make sure to copy it, because if it breaks, then you won’t regenerate.” I actually laughed at that. “You do realize, that means I can spam Explosion, right?” Foxy laughed at that as well. “Well, no one likes an exploding shiny pokemon.” “I know that feeling all too well. Thank god for emulators and savestates!”  “Well, I hope you make good use of that device. Should be easy to figure out how it works. Though it’s an early model, so you can make it better than it currently is.” Bonnie said, as he made the rock disappeared, before looking around the caves some more. “Oh hey! This spider was a momma!” A loud crunching sound was heard. “GAH! BURN IN HELL!” A bright flash came from the cave, as well as the screams of the spiders burning. Bonnie walked out of the cave, carrying a huge dead spider corpse behind him. This corpse was bigger than the spider we just fought. “Do you see the size of this baby spider?! It’s bigger than it’s mother! They were all like that! At least they don’t have the same powers yet!” I… just… what… the… fu- My vision went black, and I heard something at the back of my head. A logic error has occurred, Rebooting...  Reboot complete.  “I think we broke him.” Freddy’s voice rang out. “Shouldn’t have used Internet Explorer.” Bonnie replied. “So, do we send him back now? Or should we wait for him to wake up?” Foxy asked. My vision returned to me, revealing I was on the ground, the four animatronics standing over me. “Hey, you working again? Got your internet connection back online?” “Yes, I’m awake, and for your information, I use Chrome.” “Everything is chrome in the future.” Chica mentioned. “That pun was terrible.”  “Meh. It could be considered a pun, it could also be considered a fact, depending on which future your talking about.” Chica shrugged. “So, you wanna get sent back now?” Freddy asked. “Yes please, I’d rather not suffer another ‘What the fuck am I even looking at’ induced error thank you.”  “Yep. Our life is pretty weird. You should have seen some of the stuff the Ginyu Force did when they arrived two days ago. Their universe follows anime logic.” Foxy said, with a few chuckles. “Oh dear god. please tell me they didn’t know about Gurren Lagann?”    “I don’t know if they’ve heard about it or not. We didn’t really as about those kind of questions.” Freddy took a breath in. “Now, if you’re ready, I’ll send you back.” “Yes please.”  “Alright. You have survived till 6 am, hope to see you again. Here’s our token, call us if you ever need us.” Freddy flicked a small piece of metal with all of their faces on it, over to me. I held it in my claw, before my vision faded to white, and the now familiar sensation of be transported across realms returned. When my vision returned, I was back in my cave hidaway. “I need a freaking dri-” Wait. Cyborg. … “Fuck my life.”