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// Chapter 1. World War Bore 
// Story: Sticks and Stones 
// by xxMLPPinkiePiexx 
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   One evening on the Pony World War 2 Fluttershy the pilot with Pinkie pie the ranger at her side. "Ok, Pinkie, we need to-" "Disguise ourselves as chickens?! I can do that!" Pinkie ran into the back of the helicopter. "Wha. Pinkie! Get back here! I didn't say you need to dress like a chicken!" Fluttershy began clopping into the back of the helicopter. "Ok Pinkie, where are you." Fluttershy sneakily looked around and saw Pinkie Pie getting out of her bullet proof suit. "Ranger Pinkie!!! What in Ponyville are you doing!" Pinkie Pie ignored Fluttershy and Fluttershy's face turned bright red with anger. "PINKIE PIE! GET IN THE FRONT! NOW!" Pinkie pie obeyed and hurried to the front. 
After a while, Pinkie began to get bored, so she decided to sing a song, Fluttershy rather she didn't but, she was a little to late for that now. "Oh the Pony Wold War 2! It's dark, and sad, and  red. I don't like it much but I am not a slut right upon this air craft." Fluttershy's face turned red, but this time with embarrassment. Fluttershy began to sing along. "This is such a waste of time and position, why fight when when we can all be friends, why aren't we? Why aren't we?" Rainbow Dash was flying by then and saw Pinkie and Flutter singing. "What in Celestia of Equestria?" Rainbow zoomed over to the air craft. "Hey! You guys! Were supposed to be watching the sky here!" Fluttershy's face turned red again. And nodded. Then she began to get back to work.
Meanwhile, Rarity and Applejack weren't having such a wonderful time as Fluttershy and Pinkie. "Ugh! There's mud all over my brand new cap! Grr! Why did we pick this job AppleJack?" Applejack just stared for a moment. "Rarity, you need to learn to be able to get your hoofs dirty and not complain, you hear?" Rarity looked angerly at AppleJack, but she understood that's what AppleJack wanted and moved on guarding the weapons.