Do Gamers Get Girls?

by Malice In Wonderland


Chapter Two: Entry

When Button woke up, he looked around. His surroundings seemed so familiar, but he couldn’t quite place where he had seen all this before. He was inside somewhere, it looked almost like he was inside a tree. He heard someone calling for him, so he tried get up so he could answer their call. After a moment of trying to move, he realized that he couldn’t move.

Button started to freak out a little. A sudden thought occurred to him, what if he thought of a controller to move instead of the usual thoughts to move? He imagined moving the joystick around and he started walking. “Alright, so in this world, that’s how I move. Got it.” He thought to himself.

He heard the strange voice calling for him again. The voice sounded so familiar, like he had heard it somewhere before. He walked over to the window he saw and looked outside. He saw a strange bipedal creature. From many of the games he had played before, he recognized this as a human.

The human called for him to come down, and to bring Epona with him. He recognized this situation from a game he had played once, the game he had selected earlier, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. He looked down at himself and realized that he was a human as well.

He shuddered slightly at the strange situation. He left the window and then he left the house to meet the human waiting for him down below. “Hurry, Button, and bring Epona with you!” He said.

Button tried to speak and reply to him, but he found himself unable to say anything. He started walking around. He didn’t know exactly where to find Epona, he looked behind him, next to his house, where she usually was, but he didn’t see her. “Could she be at the spring?” He asked himself. “Oh! That’s right. Epona is at the spring with Illia.” He thought to himself.

He walked away into the forest and made his way to the spring. He walked inside to see Illia trying to pet Epona. He watched for a moment, and then Illia noticed him standing there.

“Oh, hi, Button.” She said. “I washed Epona for you!” Button tried to thank her, but again, he realized that he couldn’t speak. He started to walk towards them, but Illia stopped him.

“Button, would you do me a favor? Would you play that song that Epona likes?” She asked. “I tried to play it for her, but I can’t seem to do it quite like you.”

Button knew exactly what she was talking about, having played the game plenty of times before. He looked around for a piece of horseshoe shaped grass and picked it up, blowing into it. A happy little tune rang through the air and Epona whinnied happily and trotted over to him.

“Don’t work her too hard.” Illia said. Button petted her gently and then climbed up onto her back. He rode her back into the village, looking around at all the familiar sights. He trotted her up to the ranch where he was going to round up all the rams. He spoke to a few of the citizens standing around outside, admiring the beautiful sunset.

Button walked over, still riding on Epona, to Fado and talked to him. “Would you and Epona round these guys up into the barn real quick? They’ve been awful skittish lately and they won’t listen to a word I say.”

Button rounded up the goats into the barn quickly. Fado thanked him and Epona and then asked if he wanted to practice jumping the fences. Button wanted to say no, but he couldn’t answer. Fado set up the fences anyway, so Button jumped them a few times. Finally, he jumped over the gate and went back into town.

He walked through the town and back to his house. He walked inside and then went to sleep. The next morning, he woke up the same way as the morning before. Somepony… Somebody…. Was calling for him.

“Hey! Wake up, Button! It’s morning already!” He heard a child’s voice call. He went up to the window and looked out to see three of the children of Ordon Village standing down there waving up at him. He left the window and climbed down all three sets of ladders until he reached the children.

He knew that these kids admired him, or at least his character, if he really was just playing a game. He spoke to them when he reached them.

“Oh! Button! Did you know they’re selling a slingshot at the store right now?” Talo said. He paused and then continued. “A slingshot!” He repeated.

“I wonder how powerful it is. I need it. I must try it.” Malo said.

“If you guys wanted it so badly, then just buy it from my parent’s shop.” Beth said.

“But we can’t, we don’t have any rupees.” Talo whined.

“Can’t you just loan it to us for a while?” Malo asked.

“You know I can’t. I’d get in trouble. If you want it so bad, then save up your allowances or something.” Beth said.

“But our allowances are terrible….” Malo muttered.

Button got an idea, what if he bought the slingshot and let the kids play with it? He started running around, destroying grass and throwing rocks until he saved up enough rupees to buy it.

He wandered around Ordon Village, doing a few odd things here and there. He collected a baby cradle from a monkey who stole and returned it. He was given a fishing rod, which he used to catch a fish. A cat took his fish and ran away. Button chased after the cat and was given a bottle of milk from it’s owner.

He then bought a slingshot and he used it to knock down a beehive. After he had done all that, he returned to the kids who were still standing and talking outside his house. He passed Russel, Colin’s father, and he said that he had left him a surprise in his room. Russel then left, most likely to return to his wife in Ordon.

Button talked to the kids. They seemed impressed that he had enough money to buy the slingshot, even though it was only 30 rupees. The kids set up a few targets, and they begged Button to hit them all down with the slingshot. He humored them and fired at all the targets.

“Wow! You hit all of them!” They screamed in unison.

“You really are amazing, Button.” Talo said.

“What did Colin’s dad bring you?” Beth asked.

“Oh! Yeah, tell us! What was it?” Talo begged.

“I command you to tell us.” Malo said.

Button himself knew what it was, having played the game before, so he turned and began to climb up the ladder leading to his house. He ran into a skulltula, forgetting that these start showing up after you get the slingshot. He fell down the ladder and then pulled out his slingshot, killing the skulltula in one shot. He then climbed up the ladder and entered his house.

He saw a chest sitting in the middle of the room, so he walked towards it and opened it. Some very familiar music played when he pulled out the wooden sword. It floated in his hands for a moment, and then appeared on his back. Button smiled, he knew what was going to happen next.

He walked outside, and he showed Malo, Talo and Beth the sword. The kids all oohed and ahhed. “Will you should us how to use it?” Talo asked.

“Please?” Beth whined. Malo said nothing, but the look on his face was a look of pleading. Button pulled the sword out of the sheath on his back and started randomly attacked the scarecrow outside his house.

“Button, show us the horizontal slice!” Talo shouted. Button sliced the sword through the air sideways at the scarecrow, cutting it in half. The kids oohed and ahhed again.

“Now the vertical slice!” Malo chimed in. Button showed them everything they asked for. Talo copied everything with his wooden stick.

“I think I get it now. Sort of… Now if there’s any trouble.” He looked over to see a monkey. “Hey!” He shouted at the monkey. The monkey took off into the Faron woods and Talo, Malo, and Beth all followed after it.

Button hopped on Epona and galloped after them. He saw Malo standing by the spring, but he didn’t stop to talk to him. He then passed Beth, but he didn’t stop for her either. He continued after Talo until he reached the Deep Faron woods. He passed over a play wooden sword. Talo’s play wooden sword. He hurried past it to find Talo and get him safely back to the village.

Button remembered that he needed a lantern for this part of the mission and so he retreated out of the cave. He found stranger sitting out in the middle of nowhere. Button bought a lantern from him quickly, and then continued on his mission to save Talo.

He slayed monsters he knew as keese, deku babas, and bokoblins. He snickered. They were all easy, extremely stupid enemies. He blew through them easily, even with the wooden sword and no shield. He continued to make his way to where Talo was, and he knew he was getting closer.

When he got there, he slayed the bokoblins guarding Talo and the monkey. They had been captured together. Button destroyed their cage and set them free. Talo apologized to Button and begged him not to tell his father that he went into the forest, then he ran back to Ordon. Russel came by and apologized to him for him being the one to fetch Talo.

The next day, Button was sitting out in Fado’s goat pasture, and Fado asked him if, before Button left to go to Hyrule, if he wanted to round up the goats one last time. This was one of Button’s favorite parts of the game, so he agreed. Button called Epona and rounded up all the goats in record time.

Button had Epona jump the fences for a moment and then he headed off towards the mayor’s house. Illia, the mayor’s daughter, scolded Button on making Epona work too hard. Button flinched. Even though he had played through this part many times before, he still didn’t like when Illia yelled at him like that.

She took Epona to the spring and locked the gate so Button couldn’t get in. As he made his way toward the secret entrance to the spring, he passed by the Talo, Malo, Beth, and Colin. Talo was mad at Colin because he had told his father, Russel that he had gone into the forest.

They wouldn’t let him and Colin through to the secret entrance to the spring. They begged Button to lend them his sword, and Button didn’t really have any other choice. The only way to get by was if he lent them the sword.

Colin thanked him, and then said, “Button, when I grow up, I want to be just like you. I don’t want to learn about swords or anything, but will you teach me to ride a horse sometimes? Will you? You have to promise!” He shouted happily and then ran off to see Ilia and Epona.

Button followed in the same general direction, but he had to crawl in through the secret entrance, since the gate was locked. When he entered he saw Ilia and Colin talking. Colin was telling her about how Talo had been captured and that Button had to rescue him. She realized that she had gotten mad at Button for no reason.

When Ilia realized Button had entered the spring, she moved towards Epona to pet her, but Epona whinnied and shook her head, taking a step back. “So you still prefer you master over me, huh, Epona?” She looked over at Button. “You don’t have to worry about her, fortunately, the injury isn’t too serious.”

Button smiled, thinking that was it, but then she continued. “But, Button. Promise me one thing. No matter what happens while you’re delivering the gift to Hyrule, don’t try to do anything too dangerous. Please, just come back safe.” She said, smiling at Button.

Button smiled back at her and nodded. Then the gates to the spring were rammed down by bokoblins riding giant boars and they attacked Ilia, Button and Colin. They took Ilia and Colin, leaving Button unconscious on the ground.

When he came to, he left the spring and hurried towards the forest, where he found a large black wall where I large, black arm pulled him in. The triforce on his hand began to glow and he underwent a horrible and painful transformation from a human to a wolf and was once again knocked unconscious. His unconscious wolf body was then dragged off by the strange, large creature to an unknown destination.