Epilogue: The Final Heckle

When all is clear, the ones watching saw the girls landing gently on their feet. They groan, getting up as they recover from their experience.

"Wow...been a long time since we've done that." Rainbow said with a light chuckle.

"Indeed." Luna said as everyone saw everything changing back to normal. "Our worlds are no longer fusing. Things are returning back to normal."

Throughout Equestria, the creatures and folks from the MST3K guys' worlds and movies disappear from sight, even the heroes' allies are disappearing, returning to their films. Even Zapp and Troy are disappearing, returning to "The Final Sacrifice".

"Finally, an' maybe Twilight would..." Applejack said as she turns....while frowning. "What 'de hay?"

The ponies, humans and robots look surprised as Twilight and Celestia nuzzled each other a bit lovingly, but stop upon seeing everyone else giving them odd looks.

"Twilight, Celestia, the fusing is over." Joel said in concern to the two mares. "You don't have to be lesbian ponies anymore."

"Oh, that wasn't part of the fusing. I just love my teacher." Twilight said, giving a blush.

"Awww, how cute!" Pinkie giggles in awe. "It's not often in Jus's AU fics that he paired you two up."

"Errr, well, hey, I believe it's all over now!" Celestia said blushing a bit, changing the subject from this matter. "Uh, thank you all for saving the worlds, everything is back to normal..."

"Except for a hole in the sky upward." Luna said seriously as she notes something in the sky.

Everyone looks up to see a big hole in the sky, leaving through some sort of wormhole. Tricia ask in concern, "So what the hell is that wormhole doing up there? I thought it's all over!"

"Oh it is...once that wormhole closes, then it's all over...and you humans and robots must be in it by the time it does." Celestia said, getting the attention of everyone.

"Yes. It's time for the crew of the Satellite of Love to return to their own universe...because if they stay here when that wormhole closes, then they will be stuck here forever."

"Oh, I don't know." Mike said thoughtfully. "I kinda like it here in Equestria..."

"But colorable horses? Crazy Dragons? NO CABLE TV!" The robots cries out in worry, fearing the problems that this world has for them. "We wanna go home!"

"Nothing personal, we like you girls but we wanna go home, where we just heckle movies and TV shows and get paid for it." Tom Servo admits to the ponies. "We missed our job at Rifftrax."

"Yeah, and I don't it's wise that Mrs. Forrester and her cronies will be here. We oughta take them back to our world and dumped them off where they won't caught any trouble." Joel said in agreement. The bad guys that helped make this mess worst must not be allowed to stay in Equestria.

"But what about the Nanites?" Mike ask the others, pointing out a problem. "They are still on..."

"Mike, the Nanites' vacations should be done by now." Gypsy remarks to Mike with a chuckle. "They should be back and when they do, we will get them to get the ship fixed up."

Discord appears, giving out a sheepish smile. Luna, noticing this, frowns as she ask, "Problems, Discord?"

"Well, good news and bad news. The bad news is that..." Discord begins to say, giving out the bad news first knowing that he's in big trouble.

"One of them, the monkey fellow, said they needed to use the bathroom. I simply open the door...and they ran over me. Don't kill me!"

"Twilight, you and your friends put the Elements of Harmony back into the Tree as well as get that ship fixed up." Celestia advised her lov....err, I mean fellow princess on what to do. "We will find the escaped fugitives."

"On our way, princess!" Twilight exclaims, saluting the princess while giving out a secret wink.

"Get a fucking room, you two!" Tricia groans, making the others groans or laugh at that.

Luckily the Tree of Harmony was magically restored to its original location in Equestria so the Mane Six have no problem in returning the Elements there. Upon returning to the Friendship Rainbow Kingdom castle, the Nanites, returning from their vacation, are back at work, fixing up the satellite.

During the waiting progress, the robots watch a show on their little TV that is somewhat based on the world Equestria called "My Little Heroines" which shows a class in session with Rika Rat passing a note to Dani and the Possible Twins with her friend Joan Bunny helping out.

June sees Rika Rat and Joan Bunny trying to pass the Possible Twins a 'note'. The teacher frowns as she said, "I see that, Miss Rat and Miss Bunny! I told you before not to try stuff like that just to get other kids in trouble." June knew that Rika and Joan has one bad habit: making fun of the other kids, especially the Possible Twins and Dani! The teacher takes and opens up the attempted passed paper. "Hey. This is blank."

"Yeah. As blank as the Possible Twins' palms." Rika sneers cruelly to the Possible Twins with Joan joining in on the laughter. Those two girls are snobs and always make fun of the two and Dani. Why? Because not one of them got their talent marks...and the bullies do!

"Now, that is ENOUGH. I will not stand for any student being ridiculed in my school. I warned you two before and you didn't listen. Maybe three straight weeks of triple-afterschool detention, three straight Saturday detentions, a few stern words from your fathers after they finds out AND a year of mandatory daily visits to the school counselor will teach you to curb the bullying."

"But my Talent Mark Celebration Party -" Rika begins to protest in shock by this.

"She'll have to postpone it for AT LEAST a month." Joan said in agreement. The kids got a party planned to celebrate Rika and Joan getting their Talent Marks! They will have to postpone it now!

"Well, you should have thought of that BEFORE you started bullying other kids. As I said, when it comes to bullying, I have a strict-but-fair 'no-tolerance' policy." June said sternly. No excuses, there is no bullying allowed in her classroom!

Twilight sighs, "Well, we managed to recover the Elements of Harmony and returned them to the Tree, but Pearl and her cronies got away in a rocket that looks like a giant -"

"Male-reproductive organ." A teacher said, giving out a lesson to a class. "Also known by many nicknames, including -"

"Weiner?" A dad Minotaur calls out to his kids as he is barbecuing wieners on a grill in a park. "Any of you kids want another weiner?"

A daughter Minotaur is looking up as Pearl's rocket is trying to exit Equestria via a dimensional warp. She points while asking, "Dad, what is that?"

The dad, looking, answers in disbelief, "I don't know, but it looks like one big -"

"Package for you, ma'am." Muffins AKA Derpy said as she delivers a package to Cheerilee.

"Thank you, Muffin." Cheerilee said as she took the package. She looks up and gasps, "What is that?!"

"One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the one-eyed monster!" Flim exclaims. He and his brother Flam is hosting a circus as they are introducing the one eyed monster, AKA a Cyclops.

The cyclops bursts out of the circus tent, roaring before looking up. He said in surprise, "Hey, that likes just like an enormous-"

"What do you mean?" Luna ask Discord, wondering what her friend is talking about.

Discord rolling his eyes as he scowls, "I mean, they just ripped off a joke from two of the Austin Powers movies."

Celestia and Luna look at each other in bewilderment. Then the Princess of the Sun turns back to Discord, asking, "What joke?"

"Privates! We got word of an unidentified flying object!" Starfire calls out to her troops, preparing her Wonderbolts for an assault. Soarin' whispers something in her ear. "Never mind! The Princesses and Discord already took care of it."

"No, stop, have mercy, have mercy!" Pearl screams out as she and her men are in the remains of their destroyed rockets. The princesses and Discord have already shot it down and are capturing them.

"Ugh, sometimes I miss Clay, you know?" Dr. Erhardt groans a bit as the fugitives are captured once more.

"Well, I guess this is where we part ways, then." Tom said as everybody went back in the ship.

"That rant, the one you, Twilight and Mike made in Chapter 4!" Tricia frowned. "Isn't that going to be addressed?"

"You guys spent a long rant about how useless I was, and we aren't going to address it?" Tricia said in shock. "How anti-climatic!"

Everybody else waved as the rocket started to go in the wormhole. At least it was nice to meet new faces...

Meanwhile, back in Solara's dimension, Solara gave a nod as she turned off the Pony dimension screen off. "One crisis averted. Shame. I was starting to enjoy the destruction..."

She then noticed a light blinking. "Back to work, I suppose... Looks like the Total Drama-Verse needs a wake-up call..."

Orange Ratchet Story

"That's All, Folks!"

An Orange-Ratchet Fanfiction

Mystery Pony Theater 3000

by JusSonic

Epilogue: The Final Heckle