//------------------------------// // Ch.6: Got Game? // Story: Spike's Girlfriends Who Used to be his Guy Friends. // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Hey boyfriend!" Joystick greeted, Spike blushed with an angry face. "Don't call me that." "Aww...look at that, you're beginning to accept us, just look at that cute tsundere face you're putting on." "Hey, would you please stop being uncool?" "Sorry, but you know how girls say 'hey girlfriend'? Well I thought why not say hey boyfriend to you?" "Because everyone will get the wrong idea if you say that in public just like right now!" Then Spike pointed to the 2 giggling girls...no wait, that's Snips & Snails doing some crossdressing...they actually make convincing girls. "What do they know? Come with me Spike, it's game time!" "Alright, just promise you won't say things like boyfriend." "We'll see..." Spike entered the arcade with Joystick. "Alright, we're winning this game!" "Yeah, we've working hard to make it to the final level, and we're gonna win the game!" Spike agreed. ''No turning back, our training from the 1st person to beat this game beleives we will be the 2nd & 3rd.'' Spike and Joystick took a bit from their pocket, and inserted it! ''So, who's player one?'' "Why don't we flip?" "Okay." Then Spike jokingly put up his middle fi... "No! Not like that! Also, why?" "You said flip and you opened me up for that joke!" Spike said while laughing. "I meant, flip a bit." "I know, I was just kidding." So Joystick threw the coin into the air. "I call h..." "I call heads!" Joystick interrupted. "Hey!" Then the coin hit Spike on the head. "Ow! It hit the spot I accidentally scratched off a scab." "What happened that a scab formed on your head?" "An eagle dive bombed me during a picnic with the family, luckily Fluttershy happened to be frolicking in the flower fields we were eating at." "Oh, but anyways..." Then Joystick grabbed Spike's head, pulled it down, and took a look at the coin. "...dang it, tails!" Spike was looking right at Joystick's developing chest. Like there was 1 centimeter separating him and her. "(Well, you're certainly developing exceptionally.)" Spike thought. Joystick then removed Spike's head from her grip. "(Man, I hope I don't end-up like Toby from Catherine, getting with a girl who used to be a dude.)" "Alright, let's play. (Yes, now that he's gotten a look at the chest of a girl first hand, we're close to having him fall for us, I just need to kiss his cheek next after we beat this game!)" Spike was player 1 and Joystick was player 2. "Dang it, I wish I was Player One, you're gonna pick the best character." Complained Joystick while throwing her fists up and then down. "(That was cute.) Alright, I'll choose Metal Tad!" "Guess I'm going with my personal best, Shell Ma Tell!" Then they pressed start after selecting their characters, and then Level one began! "Joystick, it's the dreaded Mutton Bash, kill it for bonus points!" "Spike! Get that zombie sock puppet!" "Aw-man, not the Chimanra, a hybrid of Chimera & Human!" "Don't worry, I got this!" *BOOM!* It was an intense journey! Gaining the ultimate weapons, the ultimate power ups, always making sure they have the 3 potion maximum, pockets stuffed with bits in case their character dies, 2 large cups of soda so they don't dehydrate and die like that guy from the Berserk creepypasta. But, their struggles eventually landed them to the boss before the final boss! "Alright, we haven't seen this mid boss yet because of them throwing in all of those Vampire Baseball Bats." Said Joystick. "Yeah, let's see who's the jerk we gotta beat before the main jerk!" Said Spike. They opened the door, to find themselves in a dark room. "Where are we?" Asked Spike's character. "Oooooooh, so you've made it this far have you?" asked a mysterious figure. Spike & Joystick's character looked at the direction the voice was coming from. "Get ready Joystick!" That's when the lights flicked on to reveal a stage, and taking front stage was.... "Well, now you gotta deal with me! Micheal Jackson if he was a Japanese school girl!" "*Hurk!* that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! I should know because one night I saw my dad squatting in the nude!" "Gah! Don't give me that image Joystick!" "Sooooo, my lovelies, ready to die?" That's when School girl Micheal Jackson leapt at them with the grace of a ballerina! that's when Spike's character used his sword to slash the crossdressing monster! "Eww, I don't like that grunt he made!" Spike said. "You jerks! Snake attack!" Then he lifted his skirt and snakes flew at Joystick's character. "Short pulse!" Then the snakes all died! "Magic blast!" Then he pulled out a magic wand from behind his skirt and fired a magical beam at them which Spike sent back with his shield causing School Girl Micheal Jackson to get disarmed. "Okay! Sword backslash!" Then Schoolgirl Micheal Jackson teleported and reappeared behind Spike's character with a sword in his hand. "Look out!" Then Joystick's character threw a Maximum Bomb at Schoolgirl Micheal Jackson! "Oh-no, you've figured out how to counter all of my attacks! Okay, I surrender, don't kill me please!" Then they killed Schoolgirl Micheal Jackson. "High 5 boyfriend!" "I told you not to call me that!" "Hey, I'm just playing around with you." After defeating Schoolgirl Micheal Jackson, they entered, the final room. "So...you've defeated my armies, destroyed my mind controlling stations all across this land, and even managed to takeover my Ice Cream franchise! Well, guess that's plenty reason to end your lives right here and now!" That's when John Cena's theme song played in the background. "Ladies and gentleman, on this corner we got the challengers, and in this corner.......WE GOT WORLD WRESTLING CHAMPION THE SCORPION TAILED DRAGON VERSION OF JOOOOOOOOOHN CEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAA!!!" The announcer announced. "Uh...okay now this is the most bizarre monster of them all!" Said Spike. "Yep." Agreed Joystick. "You guys can't see me after I finish you guys with my knuckle shuffle!" Then Spike's character got into the ring 1st. John Cena then fired acid spit at Joystick's character! That's when Spike's character blocked with his shield that quickly dissolved. "Hey, what's the big idea?" Asked Spike's character. "Sorry, but I gotta make sure I take out all possible obstacles that get in the way of me winning!" Then the fight began! Scorpion Tailed Dragon John Cena was a powerful boss! killing their characters a whole 10 times! But they had tokens to spare! After their 12th death, Spike & Joystick managed to have his HP bar go down to 70% before dying again! Eventually however... "Yes! he's now down to 1%!" "But Spike! I'm down to my last token!" "Dang it! I have no tokens left on me!" That's when John Cena killed Spike's character! "Oh-no!" "Spike catch!" "But it's your token, you should defeat him!" "I hate to admit this Spike, but you were doing better than me in this game! You're the new video game king!" It was then, in a determined face, Spike caught the token as John Cena killed Joystick's character! "Oh-no!" "I got this one Joystick!" Spike then dodged John Cena's one-shot attack and then thrusted his blade into the Muscular Scorpian Tailed Dragon's chest! "Well, just like Steel Golem CM Punk, you have defeated me and taken the champion belt as well." Then as John Cena fell, the announcer shouted. "AND BEHOLD YOUR NEW CHAMPIOOOOOOOON!!!" Then the crowd cheered. "Spike you did it!" "Heh, I couldn't have done it without y..." Then Joystick kissed Spike's cheek! "(Why?)" "See you later boyfriend!" "Quit saying that! It does not work with guys!" Meanwhile, Little Piper received a text from Joystick. "Now's your chance to land the kiss on his lips Little Piper." The text said. "Alright, the plan is going well, after I kiss him on the lips, all 5 of us will confront him the next day and after that, he is ours."