Chapter Twenty One: Quality Time with Discord and The Beastly Gang
Discord's House
Discord was laying on his couch with what appeared to be portal in front of him. In the portal he was watching hilarious blunders, mistakes, and accidents going on in Equestria. "Hahahahahahahahaha! Ha, I love this show!" he got ate some popcorn and started flipping through the 'channels'. He went through until he found the CMC and CMS out and about again. Apple Bloom and Wild Forrest started a conversation when Scootaloo, on her scooter, bumped into Apple Bloom making her move forward and kissing Wild Forrest by accident. They both pulled away and blushed. "Awe, young love...." Discord said pretending to cry.
"Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!" Scootaloo yelled getting off her scooter and running up to them.
Applejack approached Wild Forrest and Apple Bloom in overprotective mode. "Apple Bloom!"
"Bummer, she's in the doghouse now. And she's not even a dog." Discord laughed at that last part and continued watching.
Scootaloo stood in front of Apple Bloom, "It was an accident! I bumped into her!"
"Yes, it was an accident...." Discord said. "Those two do make a very good couple, but they're still young though." then he noticed something, "Oh, she didn't bring her Cameraven thing...."
After Apple Bloom and Applejack had their argument they turned their backs and left. Apple Bloom started crying, then Wild Forrest wraps an arm around her and tries to comfort her. Applejack looks back at her, feeling a little guilty for overreacting. "Awe, poor little filly...." Discord said before a light bulb came over Discord's head, "I know just the thing to cheer her up!" with that he started cleaning his house.
Wild Forrest and Apple Bloom went to Sweet Apple Acres while Applejack stayed in Ponyville, still shocked about what she saw. Suddenly a Vampire Fruit Bat appeared in front of Applejack and turned into Count Appula. "Howdy Appula!"
"Hello Applejack. I was sitting on a roof in my bat form sucking an apple when I spotted Scootaloo bumping into Apple Bloom and she and Wild Forrest did what they did. And my bat ears heard what you and Apple Bloom said to each other. You should be ashamed of yourself; yelling at your sister like that when they kissed by accident."
Applejack, realizing that Scootaloo was telling the truth, looked down sadly. "I guess I overreacted a bit, huh?"
"That's right, and I suggest you find your sister and apologize to her...." with that the vampire wrapped his cape around himself and teleported.
"Maybe I should...." Applejack said before heading towards home.
Sweet Apple Acres
Apple Bloom and Wild Forrest were sitting on hay. Apple Bloom was still crying over those hurtful words and Wild Forrest was still trying to comfort her. Applejack came up to them and sat down next to her crying sister. "Apple Bloom?" but she didn't answer.
"You really hurt her...." Forrest told her with anger in his eyes.
"I know, I just want to apologize...." Applejack replied. "Apple Bloom, look at me...." Apple Bloom looked up with tears staining her face. "I'm sorry I overreacted, sugar cube. Appula told me everythin'. It's just that I'm your sister and I can be very overprotective, and a little rash. For what it's worth, I'm sorry...." the two sisters hugged. Wild Forrest smiled at the two and then he sniffed the air.
Discord appeared in front of the hugging Apple sisters with bat ears and wings scaring them out of their wits. "Hi, what's up?"
"Hi Discord, I thought I picked up your scent." Forrest said.
"Ohhoho, nothing can get past you without leaving a whiff or two can it?" Discord asked.
“I also heard you from a mile away.” Forrest added.
“That’s very impressive.” Discord said.
After the sisters recovered they let go. “Howdy, Discord. What brings you here?”
“Hello Applejack, how's it hanging? Get it? Hanging? And I'm dressed like a bat.” Discord joked, and the three laughed. Discord got down, stood up, and turned back to normal. “Actually, I was thinking about having a slumber party over at my house and I was wondering if Apple Bloom and Wild Forrest would like to go?”
Apple Bloom jumped up, “That sounds like fun! I’ll go get the others!”
“No need my little sour apple, I’ve already invited them. They’re waiting for us at the house.” Discord said scratching her chin.
“Oh, then I just go pack my things!” Apple Bloom said before running off.
“Right behind you!” Forrest yelled before following her.
“This is very nice of you, Discord.” Applejack said. “Say, I’ve been wonderin’. Where do you live?”
Discord snaps his fingers and a portal showing a picture of Discord’s house in Chaosville and what’s around it. “Golly!”
“I know, and get this: you can float around in the sky there. The kids will love it, especially Scootaloo!”
Apple Bloom came back with a backpack and stopped in front of the portal, “Whoa, is that where you live?”
“That’s right!” Apple Bloom got up close and the portal sucked her in! Applejack gasped, then Forrest jumps in after her. “Ah, don’t worry; this portal will take them to my house.” Discord assured her. "TTFN! Ta ta for now!" he jumped in the portal and it closed. Apple Bloom was screaming as she went through the colorful portal while Forrest was screaming his Tarzan scream.
Discord's House
Forrest fell through first and landed on his stomach. Before he could get up Apple Bloom landed on him, "Ooof! Oh, sorry Forrest!"
"It's okay Apple Bloom, it wasn't your fault. But can you please get off my back?"
"Will the both of you get off mine?" Discord asked making them realize they were on him. They got up and brushed themselves off, "Welcome to my humble home." Discord said holding out his arms.
They kids looked around, "Whoa...." Apple Bloom whispered.
"Yeah, whoa." replied Discord.
"Wheee-hee-he!" Scootaloo yelled floating through the sky and flapping his wings.
"I can watch this all day." Polkey Dots said sitting in the grass with Rapper Mouth and Sweetie Belle.
Discord looks too, "Scootaloo, watch out for that!"
"Huh?" she bumped into one of the creatures in the dimension. "Ow, sorry!" the creature looks at the filly with an angry look on it's face. "Uh-oh...." the creature started chasing after Scootaloo as she floated uncontrollably, "HELP! This thing is chasing me!"
Discord swooped in and caught Scootaloo in his arms, "Got ya!". The creature stopped in front of Discord who gave it a dirty look scaring it away.
"Thanks Discord."
"Don't mention it." they landed in the grass and Discord sat the filly down. "Have fun?"
"It was a blast!" Scootaloo shouted. They all teleported inside the house.
"Get a load of this place!" Scootaloo yelled excited. "Imagine Rarity seeing this!"
They all scattered around seeing what there is to see kind of like the CMC did when they stayed spent the night at Fluttershy's Cottage. "Music to my ears...." Discord said smiling.
"This is great! We can stay up late, or all night!" Scootaloo yelled.
"Of course you can!" Discord replied.
The kids all cheered, "YAY!"
"I also have a box of games for you to play." Discord said snapping his fingers and a green chest full of games imaginable. "I also have arts & crafts." Discord added snapping his fingers again and a red chest full of art supplies. "I almost forgot! I also have snacks ready in the kitchen." he snapped his fingers again and PBJ's, ice cream, popcorn, cucumber sandwiches, cheese sandwiches, potato chips, fruit juice, hot chocolate, different kinds of fruits and vegetables, s'mores, cakes, donuts, and vegetable pizza appeared on the kitchen counters and table.
"Oh boy!" the kids all yelled.
"This will be quite a party." Discord said snapping his fingers again and the portal appeared with more funny stuff. "Grab what you like and we'll watch some comedy shows."
"YAY!"
After getting what they wanted they sat on the couch with Discord who was flipping through channels. Wild Forrest grabbed only fruits and vegetables. Then he got to the time when Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash started hanging out and pulling pranks. When they were done Discord changed the channel and stopped, "Oh, this one was from a few weeks ago. I was bored so I started pulling pranks all over the place."
The portal first showed the time Discord snuck into Rarity's house and found Rarity putting on the finishing touches of the dresses, clothes, and costumes she was making. "Phew, it took me all night but I'm finally finished." she looks in a mirror, "What a mess...." she groaned before leaving the room passing Discord who turned invisible.
He became visible and went into the workroom, "Impressive....." he said before snapping his fingers and making what Rarity made fall apart. "Can't wait to see her reaction!" he hid on the ceiling.
Rarity came in and gasped, "My.... my..... many hours..... what..... I.... uh..... huh....." she fainted. Discord jumped down laughing before snapping his fingers again and the dresses, clothes, and costumes fixed themselves.
"Now she'll think she's overworked and needs a vacation." he snickered and teleported.
Rarity wakes up and sees her work back together, "What a terrible dream....." she looks again, "probably just my imagination....." she yawned, "I need a break...." she said exiting the room.
"I wondered why she was so stressed that day." Sweetie Belle said before laughing.
"Wait, there's more!" then came Twilight reading a book in her room. Discord was outside the door and he knocked.
"Who is it?" she asked.
"It's Discord! Come quickly Tirek has escaped again!"
"What?"
"Tirek escaped again!" Discord yelled before he stepped aside.
Twilight and Spike dashed out and slid on the oil Discord put on the floor, "Whooaa!" she slid down a hallway and crashed into something.
"Oooh!" Discord said while making a face and then started laughing.
"Discord!"
"Uh-oh!"
Twilight, a little bit dirty, charged up to him, "Never, I repeat, never, ever warn me of Tirek if he hasn't really escaped!" she ordered in a threatening tone of voice.
Discord laughs again, "Ha! Tirek! That was a good one! You really fell for it!" Discord laughs while he disappears.
Flash Sentry runs in, "Twilight, are you alright?!"
"Yeah, it was just Discord...." she grinned, "What are we going to do with him?"
"Why did you use Tirek?" Scootaloo asked.
"I had to say something to get her to run out. Tirek escaping! HAHAHA! I just crack myself up sometimes!" with that they all laughed. Then came Sweet Apple Acres.
"I remember this one!" Apple Bloom yelled. Then the screen went to the barn with smoke coming from the doors and the window. Inside Apple Bloom yelled, "HELP ME! APPLEJACK HELP ME!"
Applejack rushed out of the house and saw the barn supposedly on fire, "OH.... MY.... GOSH! APPLE BLOOM!" she ran to the barn yelling, "SOMETHIN'S ON FIRE! GET A BUCKET!" she ran into the barn and saw there was no fire. "What the heck?!" Apple Bloom and Discord jumped out of hiding laughing. Then Discord snaps his fingers and the fake smoke went back into a small fog machine.
"Wow, you should've seen the look on your face!" Apple Bloom yelled laughing and giving Discord a high four or hoof. Applejack runs over to her sister and hugs her tight crying. Then she looks up at Discord.
"Are you mad?" Discord asked.
"Yes, it looked so real.... I thought Apple Bloom was going to be burned alive....."
"That was the idea!"
"I could really cry right now..... I'm just so glad my little sugar cube is alright...." she hugs Apple Bloom tighter, "Why would you do that?" she asked Apple Bloom.
Before she could answer Discord says, "Don't be mad at the little sour apple; I kinda talked her into it. What? I was bored! Tootles!" he teleports. The kids and Discord laughed then another came up.
Then came Rainbow Dash taking a nap on a cloud. Discord sneaks up on her, snaps his finger, and made Rainbow Dash black, white, and grey. Then he yells, "GET UP YOUR COLORS ARE GONE!!!" Rainbow Dash jumps up panic stricken and waving her arms and legs about before landing back on the cloud.
Rainbow Dash then looks at herself, "My color?! What happened to my color?!" then she starts sobbing, "My beautiful, beautiful colors have been stolen!" she planted her face on the cloud crying.
Discord smirks and snaps her fingers again, "Look, your colors are back!"
Rainbow got up and looks at herself. "Hey, your right!" tears forgotten she looks around and doesn't see Discord anywhere. "What was that all about?" she asked before shrugging her shoulders and resuming her nap. Discord laughs, "She still doesn't know I took her colors!" he said to the kids.
Then came Sugarcube Corner. Discord left a chocolate cake with candles with a note saying 'To: Pinkie Pie From: Discord enjoy!'. Pinkie Pie walks in and see's the cake, "MMMM!" she rushed over to it and blows the candles out. Before she could take a bite the cake blows up in her face! Discord comes out of hiding and laughs. Pinkie licks the cake off her face and laughs with Discord, "That was a good one!" she yelled.
"How did you make the cake blow up?" Polkey Dots asked.
Discord hands him a piece of paper, "Just read the instructions and you're sure prank somepony." he said.
"Wait till I pull this prank on my parents!"
Then came Fluttershy's Cottage. She and Easter were hanging out again. Easter then notices something, "Where'd that bush come from?" Easter asked. They were looking at a flower pot with a bush shaped like Discord striking the pose he had when he got turned to stone the first time. There was a note at the bottom saying 'To: Fluttershy From: Discord'.
"How thoughtful...." Fluttershy said. She and Easter were just about to move the bush when it bent down and screamed! Easter and Fluttershy grabbed each other and screamed as they fell to the ground. Discord got out of his bush disguise, jumped off the flower pot and laughed.
"Oh my gosh! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You two should've seen the looks on your faces!" Fluttershy and Easter laughed a little.
"You really got me...." Fluttershy said.
"Yeah, me too...." Easter admitted before helping Fluttershy stand up.
"I have to admit I was surprised that they took it well." Discord told the kids who were laughing. "And you'll never guess what prank I pulled on Cadance and Shining Armor."
Then the screen went to the Crystal Empire. Discord put something in Cadance's perfume and hid under the couple's bed. Cadance just got out of the shower, got dressed, and took the perfume with her magic. She started spraying herself a few times then she made a look of disgust, "UGGGGGH!" she then starts coughing, "Agh! This stinks!"
Discord gets out from under the bed with a clothespin on his nose laughing. "Hya Stinkance! Long time no smell."
Cadance coughed a little, "What'd you put in my perfume?!"
"Skunk Perfume!" Discord answered laughing.
Shining Armor came into the room, "What's going on in he..... P.U.!" he yelled covering his nose, "What happened in here?"
Discord laughed and said, "I put Skunk Perfume into your wife's perfume!"
"Now I need another bath!" Cadance scolded Discord before heading to the bathroom, "Oh, this stinks really bad...." she groaned.
Shining Armor chuckled, "Okay, I admit it. It's kind of funny.... Discord?" he looks around and didn't see him. Then water and ice fell on top of him! "AGH! OH, THAT'S COLD!" he looks up and see's Discord standing on the ceiling with a bucket laughing.
"What's the matter?" Discord asked.
"Y-you dumped cold water on me that's what!"
"I was here, so I know what happened." Discord laughs again, "Toot-a-loo!" he teleports.
Discord and the kids all laughed, "Do you have any more of that Skunk Perfume?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Yes, here you go!" a bottle appeared in his talon and he handed it to Sweetie Belle. "Only three more to go!" Discord said changing the channel.
In Canterlot Celestia was going about her work when Discord came into the room with a package. "Hi Celestia! I brought you something." Celestia sniffed and she smelled something sweet and couldn't resist. Discord handed her the package and she opened it up.
"Donuts? Don't mind if I do." she took one with her magic and took a bite not noticing a small machine in the box. Then confetti blew out in Celestia's face making her scream and make a face. Discord laughed as Celestia coughed, swallowed, and put a hoof to her throat. A servant saw this and got water for Celestia. Celestia took the glass, drunk it down and sighed.
"You okay Celestia?" Discord asked concerned.
"Yes, I'm alright."
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to do that."
"It's alright. It was very funny though!" Celestia laughed with Discord.
"By the way, where's Luna?" Discord asked.
Luna was taking a nap when Discord snuck in with a black phantom robe and a plastic horse skull mask. "She's gonna flip!" Discord snickered putting on the mask and skeleton gloves. Discord floated in the air above Luna in her bed chamber. Discord said while groaning, "Luuuuuuuuna......" she rolled over and groaned. "Luuuuuuuuna......"
"Not now Celestia......" Luna said in her sleep.
"She sure is a heavy sleeper....." Discord said to himself before getting closer. "LUNA!" she woke up fast, saw the ghost, and screamed while backing up on the bed. Discord took off the mask and laughed, "Now that's what I call a wake up call!"
Luna groaned and laid back down and pulled the covers back up, "I thought I was having a nightmare...." Celestia came in laughing and motioned Discord to come with her. "I'll get even with him...." Luna said to herself before dozing off slowly.
Discord and the kids laughed and laughed. "Aren't they princesses?" Polkey Dots asked.
"Yeah, but it doesn't mean we can pull pranks on each other." Discord laughed.
"Did Luna get even with you?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"Nope, and neither did the others. Next stop is King Sombra!" Discord changed the channel again.
Discord snuck into Sombra's room while Sombra was taking a nap. Discord got out a black marker and drew something on his friend's face. Discord hid as Sombra woke up and got dressed. Luna came into the room, "Hello Sombra! Ready for....." Luna see's his face and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?"
"Sombra dear, since when did you start growing a mustache?"
Sombra looked puzzled, "What?" he goes and looks in the mirror and see's a big black mustache drawn on his face. Discord jumps out and starts laughing too. "Ha ha ha, that's really funny Discord!" Sombra said, not amused. A servant hands Sombra a wet rag and he wipes his face off. The next night Spike, Sombra, Easter, Flash Sentry, Soarin, and the Mane Six were looking up at the stars through a telescope. Sombra decides to try out a pair of binoculars so he can see with both eyes. After he stops looking he turns to his friends and says, "There's goes a comet." then his friends look at him and started to laugh and giggle. "What's so funny?" he asked. Rarity takes out a mirror and gives it to Sombra. Discord put ink on the binoculars and when Sombra looked through it he got black circles around his eyes. Discord jumps out of hiding and laughs with the others. "Discord! Why you!" Sombra yells and chases after him. The next morning, Sombra wakes up, got dressed and looked at the mirror. He gasped and saw that his mane was spiked up like he just got static shocked.
Discord appears at the window and laughs, "Got you again!"
Sombra fixes his mane and goes for Discord, "Darn it Discord!" he turned into a shadow and chases after Discord.
"And he came so close to catching me, but I teleported before he could." Discord told the kids and they all laughed.
For hours the kids enjoyed themselves; playing games, dress up, making things, breaking things by accident, watching hilarious stunts, blunders, jokes, and pranks until it was night time. "Are you all up for more fun?" Discord asked them.
"YEAH!"
"Just what I wanted to hear." Discord said and he dressed in a Peter Pan costume. He cracked his knuckles and fingers and shook his fingers over the kids letting out a gold dust on them. Then they started floating in the air, "We're going flying!" Discord said before they all teleported.
They all flew through the clouds. The kids were all whooping and cheering in joy. "Whee-hee-hee! Hello Ponyville!" Sweetie Belle yelled.
"Hello flying!" Scootaloo yelled.
"Yee-haw!" Apple Bloom.
"This is so cool flying through the sky. Hey look, it's the bullies we're passing by!" Rapper Mouth rapped as they all looked down and saw Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and Guitar Emo at Filthy Rich's house playing in the pool. Filthy Rich and the three looked up eyes wide.
"Look at us! We're airborne! Whoo-hoo!" Polkey Dots yelled.
"Whoa! My brother is up there!" Emo yelled.
"Since when do they hang out with Discord?" Silver Spoon asked.
"Who else would want to hang out with him?" Diamond asked. Then they all laughed making Filthy Rich look at his daughter sternly, "Sorry Dad...."
Discord and the CMC and S appeared right in front of them. "Hi kids!" Discord greeted. Silver and Diamond screamed and grabbed each other before they realized it was just Discord and the others. "Hello Filthy Rich." Discord greeted after dressing in a blue business suit.
"Hello Discord. You better be careful with those kids or they'll get hurt."
"Ah, don't worry. As long as I don't snap my fingers they'll remain airborne and I wouldn't let them wander off. My magic makes sure of that."
Sweetie Belle, while floating in the air, looked like she was swimming on her back and paddling her hooves. "This is great! You really got to try this." she said.
"Good idea! Say, why don't you come over to my house next weekend? And we'll have loads of fun!" Discord invited the bullies. Excited, Diamond asked her Dad. "Can we? Can we? Can we?"
Filthy Rich thought about it for a moment and said, "It's alright with me. But I draw the line at flying. Got it Discord?"
"Of course. Whatever you say. Wouldn't dream of it Filthy." the paw behind Discord's back crossed two fingers.
"Discord, I mean it."
"Fine, fine, fine. TTFN!" with that he and the good kids flew in the air. Discord now dresses in a pilot costume and they continued flying through the night sky. After a while they stopped on a roof of an abandoned building to rest for a minute. "Wasn't that fun?" Discord asked.
"That was awesome!" Scootaloo replied.
"I've always wanted to fly like bird or a bat." Forrest said.
"Hey, let's go back to Discord's house and do it all again!" Polkey Dots suggested.
"YEAH!"
Then heavy metal music was heard inside the building scaring the kids. "Oh ho, I forgot. I have friends that live in this abandoned warehouse!" Discord said.
"Who are your friends?" Apple Bloom asked.
"Oh, they're a bunch of monsters who used to be criminals but they've turned to music. They're really good at it too. Would you like to meet them?" Discord asked getting out of his pilot costume.
"If it's safe." Sweetie Belle replied.
"Don't worry, they may look vicious but they're as gentle as you all." with that they teleported into the building, which was a mess. "My apologies for the mess. They're not very hygienic." then they came into a lit up room where the music was coming from.
Inside was a centaur similar to Tirek except his skin was blue and his hair was black and hung down, and his clothing was red. He also wore a black leather jacket and was playing a black electric guitar. A pale white harpy with tangled black tangled hair, sharp teeth, black and yellow eyes, black lips, and silver feathers. Her hands and feet were black talons, she wore a blank tank top, and she played the bass. A brown Minotaur with a big belly, muscular chest and arms, bull legs and tail, and yellow horns. His hooves, claws, and loincloth were black; his snout was pale colored and had a gold nose ring; and his eyes appeared red and black. He was playing the drums. A stone gray gargoyle played a keyboard. And last was a brown lizard man. He appeared half human and half komodo dragon; he wore a black vest with a white t-shirt underneath it, and black leather torn pants; and he was doing the vocals. "WAH! WAH! WAHWAHWAH! WAH! WAH! WAHWAHWAH! WAH! WAHWAHWAH! WAH! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Hey guys!" Discord yelled.
"Discord! Great to see you back again!" the lizard man yelled giving him a high four.
"And you brought an audience. How sweet!" the harpy added strumming her bass.
"Who are you guys?" Polkey Dots asked.
The centaur stepped up, "I'm Sapphirex! I used to rob jewelry stores and auction them up to the highest bidder. But I realized there was another way to make money, so I gave what I've made to the owners of the jewelry stores and started hiding here."
The harpy flew up to them, "I'm Sireene, I used to be a vandal. I later asked myself 'what's the point in damaging property if they're going to keep rebuilding what I've broken' so I stopped and hid here too."
The Minotaur charged up to them breathing gust on the kids from his nostrils. "I'm Big Bully! I used to pick on others weaker than myself just for a laugh! HUFF!" gust came from his nostrils again. "Soon picking on others got boring so I came here! HUFF!"
The gargoyle landed behind the kids startling them. "Call me Rocky the Gargoyle. I used to terrorize others who were out late. I meant no harm; it was just for sport. Then one night a scared somepony silly so bad that she went into a coma for a few days. I felt so ashamed that I came here as well to hide."
The lizard man walked up to the kids hissing, "And I'm Skinner." he said sticking out his tongue and putting it back in. "I have never been a criminal, but ponies had a problem with an overgrown reptile wandering about. In other words they judged me before they got to know me so I lived alone here until I met these guys. We formed our own family and we called ourselves the Beastly Gang." he stuck his tongue out and stuck it back in again.
"Hey, I've heard of you guys!" Apple Bloom said. "You guys are like a legend!"
"How did you hear about us?" the lizard asked.
"Sheriff Bandit told us stories around a campfire." Sweetie Belle replied, "And ponies seem to be afraid when we bring them up. Sorry...."
"It's alright. We're used to it...." Sireena said with a frown.
"No one wants us around.... HUFF!" Big Bully added.
Then Sweetie Belle got an idea. "Why don't you perform in Ponyville and show that you've all changed. We'll just ask Twilight Sparkle. You also can't hide forever and no one will no that you've changed for the better if you don't show your faces." Discord and the other kids agreed.
The Beastly Gang huddled together talking so Discord and the kids can't hear them. When they were done talking, Skinner walked up to them. "We'll think about it.... oh, would you like to hear the song we've been working on?" they all agreed. "Okay, hang on to your hats you little mules! Because the baddest of the bad, and the Masters of Heavy Metal I might add, will give you all a show to watch!" Skinner yelled then the Beastly Gang started playing their instruments wildly. Skinner picked up a microphone and started singing: "When things are really rough, and it's very hard to cope! Nopony is hiring, and you're reaching the end of the rope! Go crazy, go mad, wreck havoc, steal, destroy! In other words, be a bad boy! Be a bad boy!"
Altogether they sung: "More money can be made in crime! Not to mention fame can come to you all in time! Our names will be in the Criminal Hall of Fame! Everyone shall fear my name! THE BEASTLY GANG!
Skinner sung by himself: "Fiends, felons, scoundrals, swindlers hear our call! When you go bad you might not go back at all! Be heartless, be cruel, and be downright mean! Go nuts, be rotten, make a really big scene! What I mean is be a bad boy! Be a bad boy! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The kids and Discord applauded wildly. "Thank you. Now don't get the wrong idea about the song; we don't really mean it." Skinner told them, "We're still writing it though...."
"Are you kidding? That was great!" Scootaloo told them.
"Yeah, you might even get first prize in Heavy Metal Band! Oh man, that will be so grand!" Rapper Mouth added.
"You really think so?" Sireene asked.
"We know so." Polkey Dots replied, "You'll go down in history for sure!"
Discord's House
Discord tucks the kids into their own beds. "Have a good day?" he asked.
"One of the most exciting days ever!" Scootaloo answered.
"We should hang out more often." Polkey Dots said.
"YEAH!"
Discord smiles, "Wouldn't that be something? Goodnight children."
"Goodnight Discord." with that Discord turns off the lights.
The next morning after breakfast they went outside with five portals open; one with Sweet Apple Acres, one with Carousel Boutique, one with a cloud Rainbow Dash is sleeping on, the Cafe where Hecko and Lolo were working at, and Rapper Mouth's parents' house. "These portals will take you home." Discord told them.
Apple Bloom and Wild Forrest went to the Sweet Apple Acres portal. "It's been fun!" Forrest said.
"Seeya! And thank you." Apple Bloom said before they jumped in.
Sweetie Belle went to the Carousel Boutique portal. "Bye Discord!" she jumps in.
"See you soon!" Scootaloo yelled before jumping into the portal leading to Rainbow Dash.
Rapper Mouth went to his parents' house portal. "Later Discord! It's been fun hanging you. Come over to our house having nothing to do!" he invited before jumping in.
"Bye Discord, have a silly day!" Polkey Dots said before jumping in the Cafe portal.
"Bye kids!" Discord yells back at them. Discord heads back to his house and opens the door, "Ah, kids...." he said before turning around, showing a piece of paper saying 'Kick Me' on it, then entered his house and closed the door.
Three weeks later....
A stage was set up in Ponyville one night. A crowd came and already took their seats. Discord, wearing his tuxedo, stood in front of the stage with a microphone in his paw. "Hello everypony! Now many of you are probably wondering why I called you all here tonight, but wonder no more! Tonight, I'm going to introduce you to a Heavy Metal Band who wishes to show everypony what they can do beside being mean-looking and scary. And don't worry; they won't hurt you. Most of them are reformed criminals, like myself. Please give it up for the Beastly Gang!" he yelled as he moved aside and the curtain opened showing the gang. Most of the ponies gasped in horror as they saw them. Discord hands Skinner a microphone.
Skinner said, "Hello, welcome to the show! What Discord said is true: we are troubled, and reformed outlaws. I was just rejected because of my appearance and I met with these guys. They felt so guilty for their crimes that they went into hiding, and I felt so embarrassed that I went into hiding with them for years. As the years passed we played Heavy Metal and became really good at it, but we were so ashamed to show our faces in public. But thanks to Discord, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, Wild Forrest, Polkey Dots, and Rapper Mouth and their encouraging, not to mention Princess Twilight Sparkle's permission, we're able to show our skills and how reformed we are. So hang on to your hats you mules, because the masters of Heavy Metal will give you all a show to watch!" with that the band started playing as the crowd cheered. Skinner threw the microphone in the air, spun around, and caught it before singing: "When things are really rough, and it's very hard to cope! Nopony is hiring, and you're reaching the end of the rope! Go crazy, go mad, wreck havoc, steal, destroy! In other words, be a bad boy! Be a bad boy!"
Altogether they sung: "More money can be made in crime! Not to mention fame can come to you all in time! Our names will be in the Criminal Hall of Fame! Everyone shall fear my name! THE BEASTLY GANG!
By himself Skinner sung: "Fiends, felons, scoundrels, swindlers hear our call! When you go bad you might not go back at all! Be heartless, be cruel, and be downright mean! Go nuts, be rotten, make a really big scene! What I mean is be a bad boy! Be a bad boy!
Altogether they sung: "More money can be made in crime! Not to mention fame can come to you all in time! Our names will be in the Criminal Hall of Fame! Everyone shall fear my name! THE BEASTLY GANG!
By himself Skinner sung: "Why be a goody two or four shoes if it won't last?! Why not rob stores, bully others, disturb the peace, or maybe break some glass?! Ignore others that say 'Crime never pays'! You can have fun being a felon for the rest of your days!
Altogether they sung: "More money can be made in crime! Not to mention fame can come to you all in time! Our names will be in the criminal Hall of Fame! Everyone shall fear my name! THE BEASTLY GANG!
By himself Skinner sung: "Being bad may not last, so enjoy it while you can! Being bad can feel really good, man! But when your evil deeds catches up to you, try to find a way to make it up, or just be blue! Or if you don't know another life, just be a bad boy! YEAH! Be a bad boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy! AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
Skinner snapped the microphone, and the others broke their instruments as the crowd applauded wildly. "WE ARE THE BEASTLY GANG!" Skinner yelled.
Big Bully looked over to Rocky, "They love us! HUFF!"
"No doubt about it!" Rocky replied.
Sireene landed between the two, "We've made history!"
Soon the Beastly Gang were in the newspapers. 'REFORMED CRIMINALS AND OUTSIDER PERFORM HEAVY METAL!' they said. Soon a music producer read the article too and found the Beastly Gang handing out autographs getting pictures taken with ponies. "You guys are just the band I'm looking for!" he told them as he gave them a card, "Here's my card if you're interested."
Skinner took it and read it with his gang. Skinner gasped, "We'll take the job!"
Discord, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, and Guitar Emo watched them. "This is exciting!" Discord told them.
"So cool!" Emo yelled.
"Yeah, it looks like they will be getting jobs in music." Tiara added.
"Hey Discord? Are we....." Silver Spoon was about to ask.
"Say no more!" Discord interrupted.
Later that night....
Discord took Guitar Emo, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon out flying. The bullies were having a very terrific time.
"Whee! This is so much fun!" Silver Spoon yelled.
"Whooo-yeah!" Emo yelled.
"This so cool! Just don't tell my dad." Diamond said to Discord.
"Our little secret is safe with me." Discord replied before taking the kids into the clouds.
(Songs: Beastly Gang part 1 and Beastly Gang part 2)