As we walked into the castle, box of donuts levitating alongside me, I looked around marveling at the architecture once again. It was for this reason why I bumped into probably one of the worst ponies I have ever had the misfortune of meeting.
"Ah! Watch where you're going you stupid hairless monkey!" said one of the most obnoxious voices ever belonging to one of the most obnoxious ponies ever. "Now I probably have all you're disgusting germs or something," he added flicking his hoof dramatically. I just looked at him keeping my temper in check.
"Good morning to you too, Blueblood," I said with a fake smile as I picked up my box of donuts that had fallen when I lost focus. Luckily none of them had fallen out. "How are you this fine morning?" I asked with a fake smile still on my face.
"Well, it was going fine until an insolent pest decided to get all his alien germs on me," Blueblood said with a disgusted voice "And it's PRINCE Blueblood you insolant ape. You'll do well to remember that," Blueblood sneered as he glared at me.
"Oh come on Blueballs, why do you always have to be such a gripe?" I asked using his nickname I knew that he hated. "You need to lighten up every once in a while, if not for me then for everyone else," I said as he glared at me for calling him Blueballs. "Maybe then ponies would start being nicer to you and actually treat you like a prince, but instead you're always a douche nozzle," I finished as he stomped his hoof on the ground.
"First of all, I thought I told you not to call me Blueballs, and Second of all, I will not start acting all nice and happy for ponies I don't even know all the time like you, it's idiotic and it's a waste of time, now get out of my way you stupid ape," he said as he passed me "accidentily" stepping on my foot. Unfortuneately for him I new he would try something like that so I just swiped his hoof out from under him and he tripped then fell flat on his ass.
"Huh, seems like I'm not the only one who needs to watch where they are going, I mean look you just tripped on a leg like a imbecile," I said, trying to keep a triumphant grin off my face as I walked towards the training grounds. "You know," I said to Tim "he actually might have a case of Blue Balls, I mean it would explain a lot," I finished. As I pushed open the doors to the training grounds I felt a annoyed presence in the room, I looked to see Luna looking at me with a scowl.
"You're late...again" she said still scowling. I looked down at my watch, only to remember I don't have a watch. So instead I look up at the wall clock to see that I am indeed a few minutes late.
"Well ya see, I ran into BlueBlood in the hallway just now and.." I started to explain why I was late.
"Well no wonder you were late Blueblood definitely is a pain in the flank," she said nodding in understanding. "And I can also see that your skill and concentration has gotten a lot better since a week ago," she commented when she saw the box of donuts levitating by me.
"I know right, I remember I couldn't even lift a pen without getting a headache, but now I can lift almost a ton with no sweat," I said as I flashed back to the first time I learned how to use telekenesis.
Flashback to about a week ago
Luna just finished with training me on how to actually controll my power so now she is about to teach me about telekenesis. "So now that we got past the basics lets see you try and pick up this pen right here and if you can keep it levitated in the air for lets say...2 minutes, I want you to then levitate 4 of them in the air for 1 minute," Luna told me while holding up a pen in her hoof. "And then if you can do that we can move on to teaching you how to fly, now I should go to bed so I'm not tired all not, come see me when you've completed this assignment," she finished as she walked out the door, closing it behind her with her magic.
After she had left, I picked up one of the pens and examined it. "Huh, it's not even that heavy. This should be a piece of cake," I said to myself as I concentrated on the pen. Picturing a hand in my mind that's picking it up just like Luna had taught me. The familiar red and white aura surrounds the pen as it wiggles a little bit in my hand. I let it go as it floats in my red and white aura, not even 10 seconds later the aura surrounding it suddenly dissipates and it falls to the floor. "What?"
Two hours later and I haven't made any progress so far. I'm just about to give up when I remember something Luna had told me once. "Sometimes when unicorns always use magic for the first time and I've come to find out that when you are tensed up it is much harder to do magic, so instead of being all tense just inhale and exhale and let all the tension go" Luna's voice said in my head.
I inhaled and exhaled as I relaxed my body and closed my eyes picturing myself picking up a pen like I normaly would. When I opened my eyes I saw the pen in my familiar red and white aura. I keep my body relaxed as I close my eyes. 2 minutes later I open my eyes to see the pen still floating in my red and white aura. "FUCK YEAH!," I yell in triumph. "Whos the man. Thats right, me, Markiplier," I say to noone as I continue celebrating, while I run out of the door to tell Luna.
Flashback End
"Yeah I was so happy that I remember running to your room yelling 'FUCK YEAH!' the whole time, I got a lot of strange glances from the gaurds for that," I say as I am about to start eating another donut, until Tim snatches the donut right out of my hand. I look at him with a playful glare as he stuffs the donut into his mouth. "How many of those have you had this morning?" I ask as he finishes swallowing it.
"Uhh...2?" he lies with a guilty look in his eyes. "Okay maybe it was 4 or 5," he says as he smiles nervously.
As I'm about to scold Tim and tell him it's not good to have a lot of sugar, Luna interrupts me, telling me what she'd be teaching me today "Today I am going to teach you that new spell I've been talking about. How to make weapons out of magic and how to use them," she smiles as she begins the lesson.