//------------------------------// // Chapter 2: SHE HAS A BOOK ABOUT THIS?!?! // Story: Flying dynamos and robotic tails // by Xenolis //------------------------------// third person It had been a week since Add and Rodea had explained everything to the main 6. Twilight decided that Add could stay on the guest room in the library, and Fluttershy allowed Rodea to stay with her. Everything was going well since then. Rodea and Add fit in well with the ponyvillians and were known by everypony there. *yawn* Twilight had just awoken. She trotted down the stairs and saw spike in the kitchen, making pancakes with Rodea. "Morning, Twilight." Said spike and Rodea. "Good morning, you two. Why is Rodea here? And where is Add?" "Add's researching our situation. Didn't you notice the giant pile of books?" Asked Rodea "Breakfast smells especially nice today. Did you change the recipe a bit Spike?" Questioned Twilight, not even bothering to think about how she didn't notice the pile of books. "Rodea's teaching me how to make better pancakes." Said Spike "Can you guys keep it down please, I'm trying to read!" Yelled a tired Add. He was reading a book titled 'The displaced' "What are you even reading?" Asked Rodea. "I'm reading a book which explains our situation. There's even a way to contact others." "Whoa, no way!" Exclaimed Rodea "Just get something which is a symbol of 'you'. We can also do it so that its one for both of us." "That's cool. How about one for both of us." "Now we proclaim our call which they will hear when they find our token." Instructed Add "Already have something written down for both of us" "Nice. I already created a token. Look at this" It was four of this symbol, with a cog in the middle, looking like a plus Third person "That's pretty cool. Let's make this token thing right now!" Yelled Rodea excitedly. "Kay, let's get to it." "It's like they forgot we were even here." Said Twilight. We are Rodea and Add, the helpers of good and destroyers of evil. If you hear this and call for us, then unless you are evil, you have nothing to fear. For good, help is here. For evil, You will wish you never existed. Simply call our names and we will be there!!! Add threw it into a whole in space-time which suddenly appeared. "Well, that was cool." Stated Rodea. "I smell fire." Stated Add. "The pancakes might be burning!!" Yelled Spike. "It's fine, I put a temporary miniature time stop on it." Said Twilight. "Oh, ok." Spike said once he calmed down. Suddenly, they heard a crash and a roar. A bear walked through the hole where the door used to be and lay down on the carpet. It picked up a book whilst laying down and began reading. "Is this a regular occurrence?" Asked Add, his mind sputtering. Then physics began to start crying in the corner when the bear pulled out reading glasses from nowhere and put them on. They were pink with a laser (non burning) on the top in order to aim the bear's vision. "Oh, that's Fluttershy's bear. He told me about how most people can't understand him because not everyone is the animal whisperer." Said Rodea. "You mean 'not everypony'." Said Twilight "No, I mean everyone." "But the correct word is everypony" "No. The word everypony is speciesism because you're only including ponies in it. Maybe that's why, judging from some of the books, Griffins and Dragons hate ponies. It's like saying that ponies are more important than everything else." "*gasp* You're right. I have to notify princess celestia of this at once. It could stop a lot of hostilities." "I just realised something, you guys are Anthro." Said Add. "You just noticed?" Questioned Rodea. "Well, I only noticed after seeing twilights giant rack." Twilight snuck up to the arguing duo and pulled out a baseball bat before slamming it onto Add's head whilst yelling "PERVERT!!!!" The strike was weak due to Twilight's physical weakness and Add didn't even notice any pain. Twilight realised this and picked up the bat with magic. The magic made the bat slam so hard that it shattered against Add's head. He wasn't fazed. "What happened. I felt like someone slammed a feather into my head with 1% of their strength." Add stated, honestly. But twilight didn't know that it was honest, figured that he was mocking her, and picked up a spare frying pan (luckily not the one which Spike was cooking with) and did the same thing, including the shattering part. Add fell down. Into the trap door to Twilight's secret lab. Luckily, the Dynamos made a pylon which they then teleported him to after creating a bed out of an energy net. "Damn. How come he gets a free insta-bed? And how come his dynamos are kinda sentient? Why can't I do things like that?" An upset Rodea asked the universe. "Maybe I can upgrade myself in the lab. Yeah, that would help. Speaking of help, I should get some just in case I accidentally power off." "Everyone, the pancakes are ready!" Yelled Spike. The thought of and smell of delicious pancakes instantly revived Add and he floated up on the dynamos. "Dibs on pancakes!" Yelled Add. "I call dibs!" Yelled Rodea at the same time. "I get the first one!" Yelled Twilight with equal timing. "I made them so I get the first one!" Announced Spike.