"Nigga did what!?"
"I don't know grandad! I jus read the letter like you."
"Yes but you was stupid enough to not call me in the first place. Had you dun that, we could have avoided this trouble."
"Nigga what do you want me to do! It was a unicorn!" Riley shouted.
"If we gonna go after Huey and this unicorn business we need tha expert."
The house shook, and there was a loud crash from downstairs. The two looked down from the hallway, and saw the one and only,
"Uncle Ruckus at your bona-fide nigga services."
"Ruckus, do ya really think you can find him?" Grandad asked.
"Of course Ah can. I felt you had a unicorn problem but I put it off mah mind because I was dealing with more important thangs. Specifically our drinking night with Tom."
"So how do we get Huey back?" Riley asked.
"Well considerin this magical beast opened up a portal, we gotta do tha same, and send some brave ass nigga to get im." Ruckus said.
"Grandad volunteers!" Riley said.
"Oh no! I ain't goin to some magical dimension, just to fix the problems you screwed up. You're going Riley."
"Aw hell no!" Riley said.
"Alright Ruckus, how do we get 'im in there in the first place? Space travel? Planes? Cause I ain't paying to have my grandson back."
"Nope." He said, opening a large suitcase.
"Black magic? Witchcraft? Dark arts?" Riley asked.
"No, we hafta use the most dangerous form of magic that every touched the earth. Nigga magic. I have experience tho' so don't you worry yer ass off. If it could git Stinkmeaner back into hell it can get Riley anywhere." Ruckus said.
"Well, let's start." Grandad said.
"Ok, but furst, we need niggas. Lats of niggas. Even niggas that aren't your friends! We need all niggas on deck! And I have a plan to get them right here..."
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Huey watched as Princess Celestia herself, walked down from her throne, and met him face to face. It was amazing, meeting a goddess. Even if she was a pegasus unicorn hybrid.
"So you're the one Lyra brought here. Interesting." Celestia said.
"I'm pleased to meet you, quite honored actually." Huey said.
"Thank you. Now, I brought you here to deem you worthy or unworthy of living in Equestria. And from what Lyra has told me, as well as your demeanor, I deem you worthy of becoming a citizen."
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"Ok," Ruckus said through his megaphone. "Has every nigga enjoyed their orange watermelon grape fusion kool-aid, and eaten their fried chicken?"
A chorus of amens erupted in the crowd that covered the entire street block.
"Good, now with oua nyukka powers combined, we can transport this young nigga, and get one of our own back!" He said.
Another round of amens, sprinkled with hallelujahs followed.
"Riley, I need you," Ruckus said with his arms in the air. "I need you to embrace our nigga power! And rescue your brotha!"
The sea of people surrounded Riley, and the group started chanting; nigga powah.
"Riley! You must be ready to face whatever creatures are on the other side! You must use your inner, nigga powah!"
"Nigga powah! Nigga power!"
The ground beneath Riley's feat started to shake, and his body started to glow.
"By black Jesus! C'mon Riley! Nyukka power!!" Ruckus shouted.
"Nigga power!" Riley shouted at the top of his lungs, and a beam of red light engulfed him. His whole body started to glow red, and with a large explosion he disappeared.
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"Nigga powah!" Riley shouted.
"What in Celestia's name is that?" Somepony shouted.
"Riley? Is that you?" Finally a familiar voice.
"Huey! You crazy ass fool! You comin back home before grandad beats your ass!" Riley said.
"I'm not going anywhere Riley. I wrote that in the letter."
"Nigga you crazy! Ya can't just abandon us!"
"What's going on here?" Celestia asked, floating down from the sky.
"Aw shit! It has wings and a horn too?"
"You had better identify yourself." Celestia said. "Before I sent you whence you came."
"He's my brother." Huey sighed.
"Damn right! And you ain't goin nowhere but homewhere nigga."
A rather large crowd of ponies started to gather around the quarreling brothers.
"I don't need you here Riley. You can do fine on your own, as can I."
"Nigga you don't get it! We need you!"
Celestia sighed, rather loudly than usual. "You two can sort this out, it's giving me a headache." With a flash of yellow light, she disappeared.
"Holy shit! You see that? Them niggas is dangerous Huey!" Riley said.
"There is nothing dangerous about us, I told you that before." Lyra said stepping into the circle. "I know he's your brother, but you don't seem to be like a true brother to him."
"Nigga what do you know about brothers? You just some faggot pony!" Riley said.
"What did you say?" Rainbow Dash said from behind the crowd.
"Who said that? Nigga come fowa'd!"
Rainbow Dash shoved her way into the center and faced Riley.
"Well, looks like some gay ass pony thinks he's a gangsta!"
"I am not a he! And Celestia help me, if you call me gay one more time I'll-"
"Nigga you a gay."
Everypony who was there that day, say they saw a quick blue blur, and watched helplessly as Riley fell to the floor.
"Oww! What the fuck was that for!" Riley said with his hands over his face.
"That was for calling me a stallion." Rainbow Dash said.
"Nigga why don't you fight me if-"
"Riley shut it." Huey said. "Lyra, do you know of anyone who can heal him?"
"Yes. There's a hospital not too far from here."
"Good. Riley go find it. Once you get proper medical treatment I'll find you." Huey said.
"Nigga where do you think you're going?" Riley asked, still on the floor.
"I'm going to apologize to the Princess."
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"I'm sorry that my brother acted the way he did, it was wrong." Huey admitted.
"It's alright. Neither you nor Lyra summoned him here, and you're certainly not in control of his actions."
"Thank you. Now apologize Riley."
"I'm sorry." Riley rolled his eyes.
"Good. Now let's go."
As the two brothers walked away, Riley muttered under his breath.
"Fuckin gay pony niggas."
"What did you say niggaaah!" Princess Celestia shouted in a rather, familiar voice.
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"Hey Ruckus, when you said nigga magic is dangerous, what exactly did you mean?" Tom asked.
"Well, nyukka magic uses hell as a partial energy source, and which is why a religious negro is always needed for nigga magic."
"Fascinating." Tom said.