A/N: Oh God it has been awhile, yeah... sorry about that hehe. It is really hard to wright when you have no motivation for it and lucky for you guys I just so happened to have got some of that old motivation flowing back in :-). So I hope that you enjoy this long awaited chapter since who knows when the next one will come out... sorry in advance. Also should mention that I'm going to be changing it to First person, so if that irks ya then once again sorry and note, I haven't been doing this for awhile so any and all criticism is welcomed.
Making the Best of it... Again
The Randomness of this Day Doubles all the Randomness so far in my Life
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TRDDRL
I was crying in Dad's arms for who knows how long when I finally calmed down. Wait no, he isn't Dad, he's Anthony. How can he be my Dad when I'm a complete stranger to him. I let him go after he said he was going to be okay and he got to eating his soup. After Anthony got done something very... strange happened.
Twilight told him to lay back down and she told him to get all the rest he could get. Then out of no where this pink blur came out of his bag that hes been carrying. It stopped right in front of Twilight and faster then the most sugar high kid I've ever seen said this, "Twilightyouhavetohelpme! Fluttershy brought a Parasprite to Ponyville and it is going to make everything go south and if we don't do something you're going to be sad and if your sad then I'm going to be sad and if I'm sad then everypony else will be sad and do you have a tuba?"
And Twilight response to this fast paced blabber was, "... What?"
The Pink Pony threw its head back in a sigh and said, "Ponyville.Danger.Lets GO!" She grabbed Twilight and ran out the door.
"Well that was random huh Anthony?" I looked over at Anthony and he was fast asleep. I started to walk over to him but then felt something grab my arm and turned my head and saw the Pink Pony was back.
She looked at me with big blue eyes and a giant smile and said, "The randomness has be doubled!" And faster then I could blink I was out of the library and next to a equally confused Twilight.
After the daze of the confusion passed Twilight yelled at the Pink Pony, "Pinkie! Why did you bring us out here! There is a very sick... uhm what are you guys called?"
"Uhm... humans?"
"Right there is a very sick human that needs all the help he can have in case something bad happens."
Pinkie rolled her eyes and said, "Well duh why do you think I left Spike and Dashie still there? Anyway this is important! Fluttershy brought a Parasprite to Ponyville and if don't stop them then they will destroy Ponyville!" She then put on a army helmet that she got out of no where and pointed to Twilight, "Twilight, I need you to get me a tuba, a flute, a banjo, a pair of maracas, and a trombone. Jessica you're with me."
Twilight stepped closer to Pinkie with a even more confused look and asked, "Pinkie why-"
"No time for questions Twilight! Tuba.Flute.Trombone. GO GO GO!"
"Ugh Fine Pinkie I'll get the instruments just go easy on Jessica, she's not used to you yet." And with that Twilight left and now I'm alone... with Pinkie... who is starring right at me with a huge smile that is breaking everything I know about the universe simply with how impassibly big it is. Or to put it simply... she's scaring the crap out of me.
"Alright now come on we need to find a harmonica, a pair of cymbals, and a accordion!" she turned around and started bouncing away.
"Umm no thanks, I think I'll just head back to the library where I know is safe." I yelled out to her. then when I turned around she was starring at me mere inches from me face. Needless to say I screamed like the little girl I am and jumped back about five feet. I then proceeded to ramble, failing to make any sense of what just happened, "B-But you over there a-and now your here a-and... w-what are you?"
"I'm a convenient plot device to move the story along. Anyway, come on, we need to find those instruments before it's to late!"
"No, I'm going back to the library and make sure Anthony is Okay." I ran around Pinkie toward the library, after I was a fare dissents away I looked back... and she wasn't there. I looked back ahead of me and there she was, I skidded to a halt and she starting talking again.
"Okay listen to me Jessica, if you go back to that library then that would make for a boring story. The readers will get bored with you just siting there and then they will dislike the story and then they will never read the story again. Also now that the Author got off his lazy bum and started this up again he wants to make this as interesting as possible for the readers. So you are going to come with me and we will go on an adventurer and you are going to like it!"
"...What in the world are you talking about!" I yelled at her.
"Sorry but my forth-wall breaking quota has been filled for this story."
"... I'm scared."
"And I'm Pinkie Pie nice to meet you, now then grab me tail we have stuff to get!" I then cautiously grabbed her tail and once I did she jumped up into the sky yelling "ADVENTURE!" and whisk me off to parts unknown.
* * *
Or at least unknown to me, my Dad could probable find his way around here better then the locals with how much he watched the show... maybe I should have gave it chance... UHH never mind! He should have paid more attention to me then that God damn show!
I must have been crying a little because when I looked at Pinkie she had a frown... something is telling me that is a sign that the world is about to end. "Is something the matter?" she asked me.
"No it's nothing!"
"Then why are you crying?"
"It's nothing OKAY!"
Then she smiled and said, "I know a perfect song that will turn your frown upside down!"
"Please no."
"No no no no no no no!"
"And I am here to say♪"
"Why must God be so cruel!" I yelled to the havens.
After living through a Hell worst then any other, we got to what looked to be a farm that had a TONE of apple trees, there was no reason for there to be this many, they even stretched onto the mountains. Anyway I walked down the dirt road as she uhm... bounced... to the farm and as we got closer I could hear something. "Do you hear that Pinkie? It sounds like something is being thrown at a door or something."
Pinkie jumped in front of me and said, "That must be my friend Applejack, or her brother Big Mac, or little Apple Bloom, OR even Granny Smith, but I doubt it would be her because of her bad hip, but it could be!" She then grabbed me and we went to the sound.
As we got closer I could it was a orange pony wearing a hat that was making the banging sound and because Pinkie Pie is evil incarnate she thought it was necessary to almost give me a heart attack by yelling at the top of her lungs, "HI APPLEJACK WHAT YA DOING!"
Poor Applejack, haven a worse reaction then I did jumped at the demonic sound of Pinkie Pie and hit her head on a tree branch. As we got closer Applejack got up and began rubbing her head, "Dag nabit Pinkie, y'all know I hate it when ya' do that!"
Pinkie then proceeded to hide her smile behind a hoof, "Sorry Applejack hehe, I forgot."
"It's fine Ah' guess, anyway why are ya' here? And uh... what is that thing behind ya'?"
"Thing?" Pinkie looked back at me and laughed, "HEHE that's not a thing silly, she is Jessica and she's a human."
I looked down at the ground and said, "Uhm... hi."
"Uh... hi." And then the silence settled in and now this is as awkward as it could get! But thankfully it didn't last to long when Applejack spoke up again, "Uhm... sorry for calling ya' a 'thing', Ah' just didn't know what ya' are, that's all."
"I-It's okay really... Uhm Pinkie, why are we here again?"
"Oh ya that's right! AJ can we barrio your harmonica to save Ponyville from the evil that is the Parasprites?"
AJ raised her brow and said, "...What?"
"Pretty please with sugar and sprinkles and hot fudge and apples and hot sauce and-" Thank you Applejack for putting your hoof in her month.
"Sure Pinkie, just stop talken' and ya' can have it."
Pinkie raised her front hooves up into the air and let out a muffled, "HAH!" I'm guessing it was a 'yay'.
We walked to the farm house in relative silence, I say 'relative' because for some odd reason when Pinkie Pie bounced there was a slight spring sound coming from her legs... this pony is not normal at all. When we got to the house Applejack turned to us and said, "Y'all can wait out here Ah'll be out in a jiffy." AJ looked at me before going in and I gave her a look that screamed 'DON"T LEAVE ME WITH HER!' she gave me a knowing glace and said, "Ah'll be out before you can say Sweet Apple Acres."
And with that Applejack went into the house and now I'm alone... with Pinkie... who is starring right at me with a huge smile that is still breaking everything I know about the universe simply with how impassibly big it is. "So..." she starts, "Want to talk about why you were such a frowny face before we got here?"
Oh God not this again quick got to smile, "Nope I'm fine really, see?" I put on a fake smile.
Pinkie just frowns and says, "Don't try and pull that fake smile thing on me Missy, I can know a real smile and fake with my eyes closed! And a other thing-" the front door opened and standing in its way was small little pony with a big red bow in its hair... A'WWWWWWW.
The little pony looks at me and she starts to get huddle away from me like she's scared of me. She looked at me with her big sunset color eyes and I... I couldn't help it! I ran over to her and pick her up and start hugging her, "You're soooooo cute!"
She struggles a bit, "P-Put me down!"
"But you're just so adorable!" I continue to snuggle her against my face.
Then she yelled, "Applejack HELP!"
I could see Applejack running down the stairs with the harmonica in mouth. When she got closer she spat it out and yelled at me, "Jessica put my baby sister down right now!" With a sigh I did what I was told and put her down. The little pony, who I guess is the Apple Bloom Pinkie mentioned, ran behind AJ and looked at me from behind her leg, "What the hay possessed you to attack my sister like that?"
I shook my head, "N-No I didn't attack her! She was just sooo cute that I couldn't help it. I-I'm sorry if I scared you." I looked down at my feet in sham.
"Oh is that all? Well sugarcube Ah'm sure if you would have asked Apple Bloom she would have let ya'."
"R-Really?"
"Yeah really, just let this be a lesson for ya', ask before you start hugging somepony or they might get scared of ya'.
I looked up at them and said, "O-Okay, I'll remember that." then I crouched down, "Sorry again Apple Bloom, I didn't mean to scare you."
She got out from behind Applejack and walked over to me, "It's fine, Ah' just thought that you were gonna eat me or somethen'."
I couldn't help but laugh a little, "HeHe I would never eat you Apple Bloom, you're to sweet for that, uhm... friends?"
She smiled and extended a hoof to me, "Friends." I grabbed her little hoof and we shook to our new friendship.
And then that nice moment was shattered by the sound of a harmonica, Pinkie was standing right next to Applejack laughing, "Appreciation: Harmonica Retrieval was successful! Ready to go Jessica?"
I looked back to Apple Bloom and sigh, "Sure Pinkie lets go."
"Okie dokie lokie!" She jumped to the front door and put her tail next to me, "Grab my tail Jessica!"
"Really? We're doing that again?" she bobbed her head, "Fine lets get this over with..." I grabbed her tail.
Pinkie then hopped out of the house then jumped into the sky yelling, "ADVENTURE!"
* * *
"And we're here!" Pinkie Pie said when she stopped in front of a store.
I let go of her tail and ask, "Where is here Pinkie?"
She giggled, "The music store silly. Now wait out here, I shouldn't be more than a minute." She then entered the store leaving me out on the street for all to see... great.
It wasn't even thirty seconds until ponies started to ether run or yell then run. I guess word of mouth hasn't been that helpful for everyone to know about us yet. But then I heard a loud gasp over all the yelling, I looked around but I didn't see anyone out of place, but then I could hear what sounded like hoof clops coming at me, not away like everything else. Then I turned around and saw a mint green pony running at me with a pale cream pony following close behind. She stopped right in front of me and turned the other one, "See Bon Bon, I told you they were real but nooo I'm was crazy to believe something like Humans, well Bon Bon, do you believe me now!"
Bon Bon looked at me then at the Mint pony, then back at me then back at the Mint pony then sighed in defeat, "Well Lyra, I really hate to say it, I really do but, I-I guess you were r-right."
Lyra walked up to me and grabbed me with her hooves, "Can we keep her Bon Bon huh huh, I will love her and feed her and call her Human Lyra Jr and we will be the best of friends forever and ever!"
"I don't know Lyra... keeping a Human can be a huge responsibility, are you sure you're up to it?"
"I can handle it Bon Bon, it has been my dream to meet a human since I was a filly and I will take care of her till the day I die!"
It was around this time I finally got my ability to speak again and the only thing to come to mind was, "I need an adult!"
Lyra looked into my eyes and said the one thing I feared the most, "I am an adult."
Now then, I had a choice right then and there. What one of the two evils did I prefer... well, I yelled my answer for the world to hear, "PINKIE PIE HELP!"
Just then Pinkie Pie jumped out of the store and pointed a hoof at Lyra, "Drop the kid now Lyra!"
"No shes mine I saw her first." She hugged me closer to her and backed away slowly. Then she turned around and ran with me in her hooves! Since when can ponies run on their back legs!?
I looked back and saw Pinkie running after us... wearing a... Batman costume? I can even hear the theme song!... I'm starting to think I picked wrong here.
Pinkie was catching up fast and she yelled, "Stop right there Joker." in a surprisingly accurate Batman voice.
Lyra just looked back and yelled, "NEVER!" And that eared her a Batarang that she dodged at the last second. We rounded the corner and in front of us was Pinkie, "HOW DO YOU DO THAT!" we both yelled at the same time.
"Doesn't matter. Now then hoof over Jessica or else!"
Lyra looked at Pinkie with a confused look, "Who's Jessica? Her name is Human Lyra Jr and you can't have her!" she then turned around and ran.
I looked back at where Pinkie was and she pulled out a... Oh.My.God..., "Lyra get down!"
"Huh?" she looked at me, then looked back, but it was to late. Pinkie fired the hook shot and it wrapped around Lyra and me. Pulling us back to the Batman impersonator.
Pinkie looked at us on the ground, her mouth was curling, and then she busted up laughing, "HAHAHA That was so fun! Lets do that again!" Lyra and I just looked at each other and sighed and waited for Pinkie to untie us, which she did... only after we both had to yell at her to do it!
Lyra looked me in the eyes and apologized, "I'm really sorry for trying to take you home and treating you like a pet Human Lyr- I uh... mean Jessica."
"I-It's okay... you know what no it's not okay, please don't ever do that again." I said with a straight face.
"I'm sure I can do that hehe. Anyway WOW! A real live Human in Equestria! You have to tell me everything about you guys!"
"Uhm sure but, maybe later. Me and Pinkie were getting some stuff, right Pinkie?"
"Yep, we need to get back to the library right away! That store had the cymbals and the accordion, so we got everything we need!" Then she waved her tail in front of me again.
"Really?" I asked her with a deadpanned face. She bobbed her head. "The library is RIGHT THERE!" I pointed to the library that was only a little way down the road.
She glared at me and said through clamped teeth, "Grab my tail so we can go on an adventure." And the fear of Pinkie threw my logic out the window and my hand grabbed onto the pink tail and we where off. "ADVEN-"
I cut her off, "We're there..."
"ture," Pinkie Pie whispered. I then went to grab the door but Pinkie stopped me, "You Knooooowwww, you never did tell me why you were sad early."
"Why can't you just drop this!?" She is really starting to make me mad here.
"Well why can't you just tell me?" she pointed a hoof at me.
"Because I don't want to! Please just drop it Pinkie... please." I started to stare at the ground and tried to hold back the tears of frustration.
"I'm not going to let you through this door until you answer me Jessi-"
Just then Twilight opened the door from the inside, "Oh you two are finally here! It's about time to, I've been waiting for a while and haven't gone through my last minute check list for the preparations for tomorrow. Uhh am I interrupting something here?"
"Nope we were just done talking Twilight, come on Pinkie lets see why you had us help collect these instruments." I said as I pushed my way through Pinkie.
Pinkie let out a sigh and followed after me, "I'll make you tell me before this is over Jessica..."
A/n: WOOT After so... so long it's done! For those of you who don't know motivation is the main driving force of writing... and just about everything else really but still, I was without that motivation for a good while and I'm sorry, couldn't really help it.
So tell me readers, did you like the new writing style? Was it worth the wait?(doubt it) Tell me what you like or hate, all comments are welcomed.