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// CMC School Troubles, YAY! [Finale] 
// Story: Short Bursts 
// by RummyKun 
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It was another boring Monday, especially for all the fillies and colts who were on their way to school. Sweetie Belle was groaning in anger as she sat at her desk. Apple Bloom was half asleep from being up all night. Scootaloo wasn't here. Wait, where's Scootaloo?

"Hey Apple Bloom," Sweetie looked at her friend. "Where's Scootaloo?"

Apple Bloom shrugged.

"I'm here!" Scootaloo said as she burst through the door.

She was followed by an annoyed Cheerilee who would have to buy a new door.

She took a deep breathe and smiled. "Good morning class!"

"Good morning, Miss Cheerilee." They greeted all together.

"Today we're learning about fractions." She announced.

Scootaloo raised a hoof.

"Yes, Scootaloo?"

"I fractioned my hoof once!"

"No Scootaloo, fractions not fractures."

"Oh." She then raised her hood again.

"Yes, Scootaloo?" she repeated.

"Are fractions the thing you do when you want to have foals?"

"No."

"Okay." Scootaloo then raised her hoof once more.

"Okay, what is it now, Scootaloo?"

"What's it called when you make foals?"

"That's called sexual intercourse, and we're not going to talk about it."

"Oh, because I had sexual inter-force."

"WHAT?!" Cheerilee said, surprised.

"Yeah, Apple Bloom was there too."

Apple Bloom smacked the back of Scootaloo's head.

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Scootaloo woke up in sweat.

"Phew, just a dream."

"What was that, honey?" Apple Bloom turned around and asked.

Scootaloo's eyes went wide and she went back to sleep.