//------------------------------// // Ch.3: Stepping up to Bat! // Story: Spike's Girlfriends Who Used to be his Guy Friends. // by trahzo //------------------------------// "So, if I harness the power from within, I shall become, a Super Saiyan!" Said Snips. "No, you have to be both of the Saiyan alien race and be pure of heart Snails." Spike explained. "Well, I just haven't been trying hard enough to be a super human then, like Krillin, Yamcha, Master Roshi, Videl, and...does Tien Shihan count? Because he's a triclops." "Yeah, he counts." "Chiotzu as well?" "I guess." "Oh well, I guess I gotta try and be able to do a Kamehameha Wave!" "No, you need to be able to generate plasmatic Ki energy from your hands in order to do that, the Film Theorists proved that they can generate enough heat to create plasma as an attack, can you create a sun? No! Also the fact the Ki energy attacks are essentially miniature suns was a secret factor to how Superman killed Son Goku in Death Battle 2 times in a row, Goku's attacks were both miniature yellow & blue suns! He was just throwing Superman even more power every time he used an attack!" "Whoa.....you just blew all of our minds!" Said Diamond Tiara. "I know, how could I have never thought of that?" Green Cycle asked himself. "Well, guess I just gotta..." "You can't be a ninja, you suck at stealth, Devil Fruits do not exist, you cannot be a Soul Reaper because you need to be dead, and you can't be an assassin because I've seen how you shoot cans with a bebe gun, have you seen what the dudes in Toriko can do? Sorry Snails, you cannot kick ass!" "Oh yeah? If all of this is impossible, then why have we been attacked by mystical forces twice, plus Featherweight, Rumble, Button Mash, Pipsqueak, and First Base all turning into girls?" "Because, Sunset Shimmer came from a world where magic does exist, and the same goes for the Dazzlings, it's other worldly, not from this world, and I can only assume the reason my friends are girls now is because of another otherworldly force! So ha! You can't do what you do unless you gain those powers from another world that you will be incredibly stupid to understand & survive in!" "Burn!" Whispered Brawly Beats. *Riiiiiing!* "Now if you can excuse me, I'll be going home." Spike was waiting for his parents to pick him up from the Cafe. "Hey there Spike." Said Strike One. "Oh, hey there First B...I mean Strike One, what's up?" "Can I tag along with you? I wanna play some baseball for sun instead of playing it competitively for a." "Did you call your parents, telling them that you're coming with me?" "Yep." "Okay, I'll explain it to my parents when they get here." So after explaining to Twilight Velvet, they were off to his house. "Ooh, Spike doesn't take many girls home you know." Cooed Twilight Velvet. "Velvet! This 'girl' used to be a boy!" "Hmph, I'd rather have Twilight & her friends fail to capture this criminal so you can be a stud like your brother." "Dang it Velvet!" Spike said while embarrassed. "Thanks for letting me come to your home Mrs.Light." "Anything, for Spike's girlfriend." "VELVET!!!" "*Giggle* (I remember when Twilight & Shining would be embarrassed after teasing them whenever they brought Cadence & Flash over.)" So, after getting home and doing homework, Spike & Strike One were out in the front yard, Spike pitching the ball, and Strike One holding the bat. "So, what's the real reason you wanna do this?" Spike asked. "You still know me well." Strike One complimented. "Since this body is different from my boy body, I wanna get used to this body before returning to the field!" "Hmm...that's actually a great idea! Okay, let's do this!" Spike said while throwing the ball into his mitt. "Also, be careful with the bat, it's my brother's." Spike then threw the ball, but Strike One missed as she swung! "Oh darn!" "Don't worry, you just can't strike it in that boyish stance!" "Can you show me how I should be standing?" Asked Strike One. "Of course." Spike then got behind Strike One. "(Yes! He took the bait!)" She thought. "Alright, place the bat, riiiight here!" Spike said while holding Strike One's hands from behind, making her blush. "Now, you gotta tilt your bat to this exact angle, well at least the angle I see Rainbow Dash usually using." "(His face is so close to mine, but no! I gotta stick to the plan to make him ours!)" "Now, your legs should be in this angle!" "Ha ha! N-no! Ha! Stop! It tickles! Ha ha ha!" "Suck it up & take it like a man! At least, that's what Rainbow Dash usually says to a player who's losing confidence." "How do you know what Captain Rainbow Dash says?" "She talks about it when it's just us & Scootaloo, and a bunch of RD's own friends hanging out." "Wow, I'm so jealous you get to hang out with the Captain!" "Well, she'll definitely thank me for this training." Then Spike ran back to his side with the baseball. "Now, let's try that again!" Spike threw the ball again, and that's when... *CRACK!!!* And the ball was sent flying off into.........into.....................wait, is that Diamond Tiara's mansion? *Crash!* "Ow! I'm gonna sue!" She yelled. "Whoa! That was awesome!" Spike shouted. "Yeah I was!" Strike One agreed. "Come-on! Let's continue our training!" Spike helped her catch balls as a catcher, Strike One found out that she can run much much faster as a girl! She even did amazing in the outfield. "Strike One, that's the 3rd time you've made a home run!" "Thanks Spike! What do you say? This new body is really helping me catch up Scootaloo?" "Don't get cocky, Dash can do 12 home runs & Scootaloo can do 8, but yeah, you're still extraordinary! Keep it up." Then Flash Sentry arrives in his car. "Hey Strike One, come-on, mom's cooking dinner." "Coming Flash. Bye Spike!" Then before leaving, she kissed Spike's cheek just in time for Twilight Velvet to take a picture of them. "Yes!" Said Velvet. "(Yes!)" Thought Strike One. "No!" Said Spike. "Ooh, abusing your new gender are we?" "Say what you want bro, he is going to be ours!" "Ours?" "Yeah, me & my friends are gonna share him." "And why are you telling me this?" "Because, Spike is more man than you could ever be, seriously don't do the slowing down thing, just kiss Twilight! That's why everything interrupts you 2 at the last moment." Flash simply rolled his eyes & continued to drive.