Chapter #5.5: How the World Works with KP
"So, because the author who does reviews isn't popular enough to do these herself without people skipping over it so she dragged me into this. This'll kind of explain how we can interact with characters from the show and stuff, and I guess you may get a tour through town? Eh, maybe." KP says as she straightens her tie and ties back her hair.
"Apparently her idea is that this place exists in the Ever-Free Forest and can be accessed by simply casually meandering for a very long time. Clearly this idea wasn't ripped off of something else at all. Totally." KP continued as she insulted the author as she wandered around town.
"I mean seriously, we're so easy to access and literally nobody comes here versus, like, travelling to YakYakistan or North Cowrea and MosCow." KP continues as she walks past Key-Frame.
"Was that your excuse to make a few bad puns? For all we know some of those places don't even exist-"
"YES! And it was entirely necessary." KP says as she walks past her, as Key-Frame looks into the camera like she's on "The Office."
"And this is why I'm managing prohibition for Cloud, AnY, Voice, and Silver." Key-Frame dead-panned as she walked on, away from KP and her shenanigans.
"Like I said, all you really have to do is wander through the Ever-Free forest long enough to find this place, just like the fact town was CONVENIENTLY found and actually had a train route. Sweetie will demonstrate this idea as I send an innocent analyst through one of the most dangerous locations in Equestria to the most dangerous yet generic locations in Equestria." KP said while holding a rolling tripod while Sweetie Bloom stood at the edge of the Ever-Free forest.
"And unfortunately for the good of the country, yada, yada, yada, I have to go with her too."
"Can't we just-fly over it? Or a unicorn could teleport? or an Earth Pony could just go-" Sweetie Bloom said, deducing logic in a world where there is none.
"Yeah, we could, but EverFree Network needs EverFree Forest footage and I need the dough for John DeLancie merch." Sweetie Bloom thought it over.
"Can I slay a dragon?" Sweetie Bloom asks before the camera turns off.
"This was a horrible idea!" The two say minutes later, covered in burn marks, running haphazardly through the forest.
"Okay, so let's recap, you can literally walk from Bronyville to Ponyville in fifteen minutes, and can spend the rest of your afternoon trying to slay Maleficent." KP yells at the glitching camera. "We're going home-Thanks for watching!"