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// Princess Rinse 'n Spit 
// Story: My little short stories- Tales of Dream castle 
// by Paradise Oasis 
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"C'mon, Fizzy! Ya really need ta stop fightin' this!" Gusty told her, stubbornly pushing the other mare forward. "Ya got a toothache, and ya need ta see the castle dentist!" 

"No! Wait! My tooth feels fine, really! OW!" Fizzy failed miserably at lying, as she tried to use her magic to struggle against the other unicorn. "Look can't we just go to Wind Whistler's lab? M-maybe she could whip up a painkiller for me?"

"No way, Fizz! You're goin ta get that tooth looked at!" The far stronger Gusty dragged the other mare through the door. "You been eatin too many sweets, and ya need ta get that mouth of yours looked at!"

The doctor's waiting room was a bright and cheerful place, filled with paintings of flowers and stacks of magazines. Gusty trotted over to the glass window the nurse was sitting behind, and pointed a hoof back at the shaking and quivering twinkle-eyed mare.

"Fizzy Pop here for her one-thirty appointment." Gusty smiled, using her wind magic to hold the terrified Fizzy in place. "I hope it won't be to long a wait."

"Why no, the Doctor has a freed up schedule today, since her twelve-thirty canceled." The nurse smiled, not even looking up from her hoof-typewriter. "She can go right in, you'll have to wait out here."

"That's fine with me. Better hurry up and get in there, Fizz!" Gusty gloated, shoving her friend into the examination room. "This is for eating that chocolate sundae I was saving for baby Gusty, ya dope! I hope she gives you the works!"

The door slammed shut behind poor fizzy, and she found herself in total darkness. Her twinkle eyes barely had time to adjust, before she felt herself thrown down into an examination chair. A large and blinding light came on overhead, and magic-proof restraints strapped her into the chair. Fizzy was reminded of what the aliens had done to her... but this was far, far more terrifying. 

"Well, well well... what have we here?" A creepy voice came to her out from the darkness, causing the wide-eyed mare to whimper in fear. "Le's have a look at those pearly whites, shall we?"

There were many ponies around the castle who knew that Queen Majesty had a sister, but few chose to talk much about her. Maybe the reason was that the princess had been raised to believe she would rule in her younger sister's place, and when she saw her talent was in dentistry, and she finally snapped. But that was just a possibility, one that Fizzy was painfully aware of, the the figure in the blue surgeon's gown leapt forward from the shadows, and grabbed Fizzy's jaws with her hooves.

"Oh my, this is quite a horrible mess in here, miss Fizzy, now isn't it?" The disturbingly cheerful voice noted, making Fizzy want to jump out of her chair. "Rotten black teeth, cavities everywhere... oh my, we're REALLY going to have to do some serious work in here, now aren't we?!"

Those wild and large black eyes, that disheveled mane and unkempt dirty pink coat, the small jeweled purple crown, and those teeth... those white, plastic-looking teeth... the insane looking earth pony before her seemed to stare into the helpless Fizzy's soul. It was like the crazy dentist was looking into the depths of the poor mare's mind, filling the normally happy unicorn with a sense of utter terror. For the first time in her life, Fizzy didn't feel like laughing or throwing out a joke.

"This is what you get for eating too many of those sweets and drinking too many of those sugary drinks you so love!" The loony dentist cackled, pulling a few tools off of her tray.  "I'm afraid you're going to need about four tooth extractions, and maybe two or three root canals! I do have some good news for you though; I just happen to be out of anesthesia, so you're going to get to feel the full spectrum of pain for this. Now, open wide for the doctor!"

"Nu! NU! NUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Fizzy wailed, as the wacky medical doctor used her tools to pry her mouth open. "Are you thure you haff a medical license?! GUHTY HELP MEEEEEEE!"

Outside in the waiting room, Gusty dropped the levitated magazine she was reading, as the sound of loud drilling and Fizzy's terrified screams came out of the examination room behind her.

"Hey, you sure Fizzy's gonna be alright in there?" Gusty asked nervously, forgetting her revenge, and having second thoughts about making Fizzy come in here.

"Don't be absurd!" The nurse scolded her, looking up from her typing. "Princess Rinse 'n Spit is a professional! She knows what she is doing!"

Gusty went back to reading her magazine for over an hour, until Fizzy came trotting out of the examination room. Gusty nearly fell out of her chair when she saw her poor friend's face... a large, steel set of braces with strings and screws all over her face. Fizzy was staring at her friend with an angry glare. 

"Fizzy... girl, are you okay?" Gusty asked nervously, looking her friend's steel trap on her face. "What the heck did she do to you?"

"I really, really hathe you, you know that, Guthty?" Fizzy growled, as the two trotted out of the dentist's office. "When I geth out o this thing, I twear I'm gonna makthe you pay!"

"Great B'zekre, I don't believe it!" Gusty fell over, laughing hysterically as her friend glared at her, even angrier. "That voice of yours... priceless!"

"GUTHTYYYYYYYYYYYY!"