//------------------------------// // Trixie's Night Out // Story: Ugh, What Happened Last Night? // by JamesBurton //------------------------------// We rejoin our two mares Trixie and Twilight as they are about to be dipped in boiling acid. "Nice job Twilight!" Trixie shouted. "All you had to do was just kiss him!" "But he is sooo ugly." Twilight replied. "He's so ugly that Scorpion told him to stay over there." "Really?! Twilight we are about to take an acid bath!" Trixie said struggling against the ropes. "And Trixie prefers bubble baths NOT acid ones!" Trixie hung her head low looking at the vat of acid. "Ok Trixie! Think! Just use your Great and Powerful magic!" focusing her magic, Trixie tries to expand the rope but all it did was crush them. "Ok, too tight!" Trixie gasped. "Going to pop like overripe zit!" Trixie disperses her magic allowing them to breath again. "Ok, that wasn't Trixie's finest hour." Twilight looks back at Trixie in her drunken daze. "Don't worry! I got a plan." Twilight takes out a cell phone and begins dialing a number. "I seen this on Naruto...Hey James its Twilight, look we're in bit of a jam can you help a pony out?...Yea...Mmhn...Ok cool thanks...Ok...Bye." Twilight hangs up her phone and put it away. "Our savior should be busting through those doors right about." The twin doors suddenly exploded and a yellow pegasus enters the room. "Now." Twilight finished as Trixie squealed with excitement. "Fluttershy! Oh how very convenient for you to show up here but Trixie is not going to complain about it! Please help us!" Fluttershy slowly stumbles to the gang of stallions who had Twilight and Trixie suspended in the air. "You let my friends go right now...or else." "Or else what?" one of the gang members laughed. Fluttershy smirks devilishly. "I glad you asked! COME TO ME MY JUNGLE FRIENDS!" A bunch of animals soon came busting through the door surrounding the gangsters growling. "You just had to open your mouth didn't you?" another gang member said. Fluttershy commanded her animal friends to attack them while she and her bird companions rescued Trixie and Twilight. "Trixie appreciates you coming to help us! Even though Trixie had it all under control." Trixie glances back to where the animals were completely decimating the gang members. "Uh, Trixie thinks we should leave." One of the members slowly crawled out of the battle and tried to make his way to the door but was stopped by a giant gorilla who just smiled at him. "It's time." he said. The stallions ears dropped down terrified. "For?" "This hot gorilla dick." and began to drag the poor stallion away who was trying in vain to escape and begging for help. "Isn't nature fascinating?" Fluttershy smiled. After escaping the building with the help of Fluttershy. Trixie and Twilight continued their search for the four other drunken idiots somewhere in the city. Well Trixie mostly, Twilight and Fluttershy wanted to head to the nearest nightclub to continue their night of debauchery. "Pwwweasse Trixie!" Twilight begged. "We promise that we'll be good." But Trixie just shook her head, the last thing she wanted was for them to get even more drunk. "No! We have to find your companions before they end up in some stallions bed or worse." "Dead?" Fluttershy asked. "No, before they somehow enter in some second rate clop-fic or wander to Rule 34." Trixie replied. "It happened to Trixie once." before Trixie could tell that story two stallions exited from one of the many nightclubs in Las Pegasus. "That new white mare is quite the pole dancer." "I never seen a proper mare move so, so elegantly, so majestic and that lavender mane, she was the perfect mare." "Not to mention her proper speaking voice." they walk away while talking about that white mare." "Well its a good thing that Trixie doesn't know of anypony by that description. Come on you two lets-" Trixie finds that Twilight and Fluttershy have sneaked inside the building while Trixie wasn't looking. "Why does Trixie even bother?" Trixie mumbled while walking inside. "Reminds Trixie of her security guard job." Trixie pushes past the crowd of ponies and loud music searching for Twilight and Fluttershy. "Trixie swears if they're by the bar." glancing over to the bar she found the two ponies in question sitting at the bar drinking. "Twilight and Fluttershy! What did Trixie tell you about staying close to Trixie!" Twilight and Fluttershy looked at each other then back at Trixie. "What?" unfortunately the music was so loud that they didn't hear a single word the blue unicorn mare said. "Trixie said, don't disappear on Trixie again!" "What?" "DONT DISAPPEAR ON TRIXIE AGAIN!" Unfortunately for Trixie, she decided you scream right at the moment the club fell silent and everypony was looking at her. "Trixie, Trixie, Trixie, calm down. Here, sit next to me." Twilight pulls Trixie down to the seat next to her. "Have a drink and enjoy yourself." "Trixie don't know if she should drink." Trixie said looking down at the glass. "Trixie had some...issues with drinking in the past." Twilight grabbed the glass forced the light brown liquid down Trixie's throat. "Mmm good isn't it?" Twilight asked. Trixie doesn't say anything back, she just sits back and relax. "Good, good." Twilight said waving her hoof. "Let the booze flow through you." "Booze, it's liquid bread, it's good for you." Fluttershy added. The lights dim down except a single beam of light on center stage. Mares and Gentlestallions put your hooves together for the graceful pole dance of Lady Striperella The curtains open and slow music began playing. "Pole dancing? Mares? Why are there mares in a place for stallions?" Trixie asked looking around. A huge white elephant slowly dances her way out to the pole grabbing it and lifting her leg in the air. "W-What the absolute hell am I looking at?" Trixie said. "Guys, seriously. What is this?" "Oh my, to lewd for me." Fluttershy said looking away. "SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YA! WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO!" "I didn't think Las Pegaus had places like this." Twilight said looking at the scene before her. "Welp, it's a good thing that I'm pretty hammered right now and wont remember a thing or I would be shocked about this." Trixie slams her hooves on the table. "An elephant is pole dancing! This is such a disservice to Trixie's former position!" "You were a pole dancer?" Twilight asked. "Trixie...was a lot of things." Trixie replied standing up walking over to the stage. "Now watch as Zatanna comes out of retirement!" "Her stage name was Zatanna?" Fluttershy said glancing at Twilight who just shrugged in response. Trixie walked on to the stage forcefully tossing the elephant dancer off the stage with her magic. "Watch, as Lady Zatanna fills your eye sockets with pole dancing taught by Bayonetta! D.J! Hit me!" Trixie quickly ducks her head to avoid the record player from hitting her. "Zatanna meant play her a song you dipshit!" "My bad!" "Now then, be amazed at Zatanna's legendary Umbran Pole Dance!" before she could start her dance somepony blew up the front doors to the club. "Now what?!" A pink earth pony stood in the smoke wearing a yellow zoot suit with a feather in her hat and a wide smile on her face. "SSSSmokin."