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// Chapter 12 — Wedding Bells, Part 1 
// Story: Diamond Tiara, Alicorn Princess 
// by VitalSpark 
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It was the morning of Princess Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon's wedding. "OMFC Di!" Silverspoon asked. "This is the happiest bucking day in my life!" Princess Diamond Tiara said: "Ikr? But don't forget to call me Princess Diamond Tiara." Silverspoon nodded obediently. "Or mistress," Princess Diamond Tiara added.

Meanwhile Pinkie Pie and Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake were baking the wedding cake.

And Rarity was decorating the venue.

And Rainbow Dash was picking flowers for the bridesmaids to carry.

And Apple Jack was helping her girlfriend (one of the ponies mentioned above) with her task.

Oh, and Fluttershy was doing something too. Probably with animals. Or singing. Or singing animals.

Princess Twilight Sparkle was at home dressing up in her bridesmaid's outfit because she was a bridesmaid. And Celestia was a bridesmaid. And Luna was a bridesmaid. And Chrysalis was a bridesmaid. And Mi Amore Cadance was a bridesmaid. And Shiningarmour was a bridesmaid. Lel. (And so was Flash Sentry. Roflcopter.)

Princess Twilight Sparkle was crying too, because she wanted to marry Princess Diamond Tiara and didn't understand why Princess Diamond Tiara had chosen silly old Silverspoon instead — she wasn't even a princess.

And Princess Celestia was crying too, for similar reasons.

And Princess Luna was crying because she couldn't understand what Princess Diamond Tiara had to offer that she didn't. Why didn't Celestia love her like she loved Celestia?!

Anyway, everyone was getting ready for the wedding, and so was Princess Diamond Tiara. Her adopted daughter, Appleblume, helped her into her wedding dress that Sweetiebelle's big sister has had the honour of making.

"Watch it, Appleblume, you bucking moron!" she advised graciously when Appleblume poked her with a pin, almost certainly out of jealousy.

Then Appleblume was like, "I'm trying to get this dress just perfect, Diamond," and Princess Diamond Tiara was like, "I told you not to call me Diamond" and Appleblume was like, "okay, mummy," because you remember Princess Diamond Tiara adopted Appleblume and Apple Jack and Apple Mac.

And then Appleblume got the dress just perfect and went away and Sweetiebelle came into the room and she was like, "I've been practising my best mare's speech. Do you want to hear it?" and Princess Diamond Tiara nodded.

Sweetiebell got out a bit of paper and started reading: "I've known Princess Diamond Tiara for a long time. Even before she was a princess, everypony knew she was destined for greatness. A filly so kind, so gentle, so intelligent, so… sorry, I can't read your hoofwriting here. What does that say?"

"Beautiful, Sweetiebel, beautiful!" she sighed in frustration. OMFC! Can't anypony do a simple task? "Anyway, by the time of the wedding reception, I want you to be able to recite the speech from heart. From heart!"

"Yes, Princess Diamond Tiara," Sweetibelle said and left the room, courtesying all the way to the door.

And then everypony was at the wedding place and the wedding started, and it was beautiful, and Princess Diamond Tiara was beautiful, and Silverspoon was kinda okay, I guess.

The end.

But it wasn't the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because the wedding pony said, "if anypony here has any objections to this couple getting married, let them speak now or forever hold your peace."

And Princess Twilight Sparkle stood up from her seat near the front because she was a bridesmaid and shouted, "don't marry her! Marry me!"

And the doors burst open at the back of the wedding place and Scooterloo scooted in on her scooter and clucked, "no! Marry me!"

And Button Mash and Celestia did the same thing.

And Princess Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon looked at them all with a look of shock on their tiny little pony faces.

Dun dun DUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!