//------------------------------// // New Day, New Weirdness // Story: Something Isn't Right // by IMNOTHERE889 //------------------------------// The narrator is back. But today, we won't be following a gaming pony. We will be following a party pony. That makes it obvious, doesn't it? The pony is... CHEESE SANDWICH! Nah, it's just Pinkie Pie. Anyway, let's begin. Pinkie was trotting happily through town, and was heading in the direction of Neo's house. Neo said that she wanted to talk with her about something. Before she knew it, Pinkie found herself in front of Neo's door. She raised her hoof to knock, but instead, smashed her face on the door. Neo opened the door instantly, as if she was standing there the entire time. Neo noticed Pinkie rubbing her forehead, and decided to ask why. "Hey, Pinkie, what happened?" She said after greeting her with their hoofshake. "Oh, I just knocked!" Pinkie replied cheerfully. "With your face?" "Mhmm!" "Oh, Pinkie Pie, you always manage to do silly things like that. Anyway, come inside! I made sandwiches." "OOOH! Sandwiches!" Pinkie exclaimed as she walked inside. She made her way to the living room and made herself comfortable on the couch. She looked to the table that sat in front of the couch, and sure enough, there was a plate of sandwiches on it, and it also had a couple of glasses of Apple juice. Next to the plat of sandwiches were two smaller plates, which made Pinkie guess that they were for when she had the sandwiches. Pinkie got one of the small plates and put a sandwich on it. She took a bite out of the sandwich, and reveled in it's amazing flavor. 'Mmm, so many different flavors!' Pinkie thought, as she chewed. Neo entered the room a few moments later, and sat on the armchair on the other side of the table. "Neo, these sandwiches are amazing! What did you use to make them?" Pinkie said after swallowing. "Oh, I just bought a bunch of different flowers, as well as some hay. That's all." Neo said with a smile. "So, what did you want to talk to me about?" "Oh, it was this dream I had last night. I want to tell you about it." Neo responded, and she got to telling the story. When Neo finished, Pinkie was completely dumbfounded. "How did you even dream of something like that?" Pinkie asked. "It was some herbs and spices I got from Zecora, now, don't think of me as stupid, but I dumped a bunch on my dinner last night. So I guess I'm a silly filly." Neo responded after taking a sip of her Apple juice. "I guess that makes sense." Pinkie said, glancing at the clock hanging above the TV. "OH GOSH! IM GONNA BE LATE!" Pinkie said as she jumped out of her chair. "Sorry Neo, but I gotta go! Bye!" Pinkie said as she ran out of the house. Neo chuckled. "That was weird." -------------------- Pinkie knew she shouldn't do it. She knew what the outcome would be. But she had to do it, so she wouldn't disappoint anypony. She had to do it so that the bakery wouldn't be closed down by some baked bad. She took the bag of herbs and spices that Neo gave her and sprinkled a lot of them into the cake mixture. She mixed the batter well, then left the room. Missus Cake went back into the kitchen to continue with the cake. Pinkie let out a sigh of relief when she knew that she hadn't been caught. Pinkie walked to the counter, and served the small amount of ponies that were waiting in line. Pinkie gave them whatever treat they wanted, and before she knew it, she had five minutes until she was off work for the day. The last customer she served was Grace. "Hiya Grace! How can I help you today?" Pinkie asked. "Oh, I'll just have my usual. And, can I also get a blueberry muffin?" Grace said. "Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie said as she dropped three cupcakes into a packet, and then got a blueberry muffin and put it in a separate packet. "So, who's the muffin for?" Pinkie asked out of nowhere after dropping the muffin in the bag. "Oh, I'm just using it to lure Derpy Hooves away from me. She seems kinda... Clingy, these days." Grace responded. "Oh, okay!" Pinkie said. "Have a nice day!" "You too." -------------------- Pinkie couldn't help herself. She had a tiny taste of the cake when it was done. She loved its taste, and was amazed that her plan had worked. She quickly ran up to her room when she heard Mister Cake walk into the room. Mister Cake didn't question her, and just continued doing what he was doing. Pinkie felt very drowsy when she closed the door to her room. She walked to her bed, and flopped onto it, falling asleep before her head hit the pillow. -------------------- Pinkie found herself lying on a table, with straps holding her in place. Pinkie tried to scream, but couldn't. Her throat was just too dry to even utter a word. A figure appeared over her, this figure wearing a surgeons outfit. Pinkie then recognized this pony to be Apple Bloom's cousin, Babs Seed. "Oh. I see that you have finally woken up." Babs said in that weird accent of hers. "Now, time to begin the surgery." She said as she pulled out a butchers knife. Pinkie was even more panicked now, and started to writhe on the table, but that didn't stop Babs. This cannot end well. To avoid massive amounts of gore, I shall skip this part in my script to after the "surgery". That is, if Pinkie survives... Okay, here we go. Pinkie awoke on the ground, on a hill near Fluttershy's cottage. Pinkie got into a sitting position and rubbed her throat, which was in a lot of pain. Pinkie got to her hooves and walked to Fluttershy's cottage, hoping to find some reason as to how she got onto the hill in the first place. She knocked on the door to Fluttershy's cottage, but not using her face. Fluttershy opened the door, and was kinda surprised to see Pinkie of all ponies standing there. "Oh, Uhm, hi Pinkie. Is there anything you need?" Fluttershy asked. Pinkie opened her mouth to speak, but nothing came out. Just some weird noises a pony wouldn't make. Fluttershy gave Pinkie a confused glance, and the latter tried to speak again. But it was the same result as before. Pinkie got an idea. She pushed past Fluttershy and went to find a quill and paper. When she did, she wrote down what she wanted to ask. And no, it wasn't "will you marry me?". It was "do you know how I ended up on that hill?". Fluttershy read the paper. She looked at Pinkie and shook her head. "I'm sorry, Pinkie. But I never knew that you were on that hill in the first place" she said. Pinkie hugged Fluttershy as a way of saying thanks, since she couldn't speak for some reason, and walked out of the cottage. She walked to Sugarcube Corner, but then decided to walk to Sweet Apple Acres. When Pinkie arrived, Applejack pounced on her. "Ah found ya, ya vermin!" She shouted. Pinkie wanted to say something, but, she couldn't. Applejack lifted a hoof and punched Pinkie's face. Pinkie managed to buck Applejack off her, then got to her hooves. Pinkie tried to run, but Applejack materialized out of nowhere right in front of Pinkie. AJ bucked Pinkie right in the face, causing the latter to stumble. A knife was thrown from somewhere, and it hit Applejack right in the face. After that, she went limp. Pinkie walked over to Applejack and started crying over her dead body. One question that Pinkie couldn't answer was, why did Applejack attack her, and why did she call her vermin? None of this made sense to her. She couldn't look at AJ's body anymore, so she sadly walked away. While she was walking, she didn't bother to pay attention to where she was going, so at one point, she tripped on something. When she got up and turned to try and see what she had caused her to fall, she saw Gummy. Pinkie was glad that she saw a face that wouldn't want to hurt her. Then, Gummy opened his mouth. "Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," was what came out of his mouth. Pinkie gasped—or, at least she think she did, she couldn't tell—when she heard Gummy's voice. It was her own. Pinkie then understood that she had Gummy's voice, and Gummy had her voice. Pinkie blacked out right then, but really didn't mean to. The cause of this happening was actually the strong smell of blood, a smell that was following Pinkie the entire time, but she never noticed until now. The stench of the blood was enough to make her faint. She woke up in a cell. She had absolutely no idea how she got there, or why. But, she knew that the..... The..... Uhm, half of my script is missing. Sorry to do this, but, I seem to have misplaced half of my script. So, I have no other choice but to end this early. Come back soon! And hopefully when I have my script.