//------------------------------// // A strange wedding // Story: Pony Ville Champloo // by The Fluttershy Guy //------------------------------// Pinkie broke the kiss with Fuu, and gave her human the most seductive smile possible. Fuu's face grew an even deeper shade of red as she continued to stare into Pinkie's eyes. Pinkie chuckled and ran a hoof up Fuu's kimono dragging up to her waist revealing her...undergarments. Pinkie licked her lips and lowered her snout...Fuu moaned. “W-we probably should get ready-ready to go Pi- Oh god- the others will be looking for us soon.” Fuu managed to gasp out. Pinkie sighed, bringing her snout to eye level with her human, “Okie dokie lokie...but we WILL finish up later.” Pinkie flashed that seductive smile of hers. “D-do you think the others know anything?” Fuu asked nervously still blushing as her kimono draped back down her legs. Pinkie's smile widened, “They don't have a bucking clue.” … Mugen paced in his room, he had been separated from AJ upon arriving at Canterlot. When Twilight had found out about his engagement, she immediately asked the Princess to host the wedding at the castle. The lavender unicorn vehemently refused to allow the wedding of her two best friends be held anywhere else. The night of the proposal, not even an hour after she had said yes, seemingly all of Pony Ville knew without Mugen or his wife to be saying a word. Even the CMC had charged Mugen, Applebloom screaming with joy when she was told Mugen would be her brother in law. When Twilight and the rest of the mane six had found Applejack and Mugen, well...it was kind of weird for the human to receive so many tackle hugs and congratulations. Mugen sighed impatiently, “What is taking so long? It can't take that long to set up a wedding can it?” “You'd be surprised.” Mugen whirled around to find...Princess Luna? “How did you...?” Mugen's question trailed off as he stared speechless at the goddess of the night. Luna laughed at Mugen, “We are the night and can take the form of the shadows.” Mugen just shrugged and continued to pace frantically. “Thou seemst to be...stressed.” Luna observed from her corner in the tight knit room. Mugen hadn't noticed herself sit on her haunches. Mugen simply nodded when something crossed his mind. He stopped mid step and looked up at the princess, “Why are you here?” At that the Princess smiled a devilish, sly grin. … Jin sighed in contentment as he sat back against Celestia's side. The princess cooed, arching her neck she plopped her head right on top of Jin's. “I'm really surprised that Mugen of all people proposed. It doesn't seem like him.” Celestia commented. Jin grunted, “I still disbelieve it.” Celestia chuckled, the feel of her throat vibrating against the back of Ji's head felt...nice. “Shouldn't you be resting? I mean teleporting us all the way back to Canterlot, must have taken quiet the toll on your strength.” Jin commented absentmindedly. Jin could feel his mare friend roll her eyes, “I raise the sun on a daily basis, I think I can handle a long range teleportation spell.” Celestia blinked and a sly, perverse grin engrossed her as an idea formed into her head. “Well...since your so worried about me being tired, you can help me relax.” She breathed huskily, barely above a whisper. Jin's eyes grew wide as a hoof traced itself down his chest towards his... “Nope.” Jin slapped the hoof away. “Let me go for a ride on your disco stick.” Celestia whined. “Your a pervert. Nope.” Jin slapped the oncoming second hoof. “Eeyup.” “Nope.” “Yes” “NO” “YESSSSS” “NOPE” “Nope.” Celestia spat out quickly, a smile on her face. “Yes. Wait wh-” Jin was silenced by a hoof in his mouth. “TOO LATE YOU SAID YES!” Celestia laughed as she tore clothes off. “BESIDES INTERSPECIES IS HOT!” The princess couldn't contain her mirth. … “I call horse shit.” Mugen said blankly, his voice muffled by the blankets he had buried his face in. Luna laughed, “I assure you friend Mugen, 'Tis true. Applejack will under going...heat in a month and I thought I should warn you. I've given you the condoms to prevent pregnancy.” Mugen scowled in the blankets, “Why wouldn't she tell me herself?” “Because thine future wife was scared of how you would handle it, so she said nothing over thine many dates with her.” Luna replied casually. Mugen's scowl deepened and he rolled over, and jumped in surprise. Luna had some how snuck right up to the bed and was now climbing inside said bed. The Night goddess laughed a little at Mugen, “I have scared thee, 'tis true. Do not deny it.” Mugen rolled his eyes, “Is it possible that you stop talking like that?” “Does this suit you better friend Mugen?” Mugen nodded, and Luna clamored under the sheets. She wiggled under the covers while Mugen cocked her an eyebrow. “Aha! There we go! Comfortable.” Luna said, triumph in her voice. She turned to the human who lay on top of the covers of the overly wide bed. Mugen sighed, “Any particular reason why you're in the bed?” Luna nodded, “ I am going to teach you a lot of things over the course of the next few hours while your wedding is arranged including: How to be a gentle colt, how to deal with your wife in heat, and how to be properly wed just to name a few. I'm doing this more for my comfort.” Mugen sighed and rolled over to face the moon goddess, it was really frigging weird. And with that the Princess began to teach Mugen...a great...many...things. … “Oh hold still please Applejack. Are you sure you want to do the wedding in human form?” Rarity huffed over her friend, working frantically on the design for the wedding dress she was creating. Human Applejack rolled her eyes, “Fer the last time Rarity, Mugen refused to do this any other way other than the Equestrian, so ahm doing the wedding in human form...and yer gonna force him by making his tux for a human.” Rarity rolled her eyes in turn, instead of continuing on the subject she switched the focus, “So....how excited are you're about to get married? Were you surprised at the proposal?” Applejack grinned, “Ah'm more than excited Rarity, ah'm hot all over. Ah just hope he'll understand mah heats in a month. As fer being surprised...no ah'm not. I knew it was coming, ah just didn't expect it last night.” Rarity looked at her living mannequin, “Oh that looks simply splendid dear, Mugen will quite...enthralled. But, pray tell, how did you see it coming?” The fashionista bobbed and weaved around her friend, making everything was picture perfect. Applejack's grin cracked further, “It was dead obvious he was planning it yesterday morning. I could see it in his eyes. Heck, I could even smell it. It's weird I know, but ah ain't arguing.” The farm woman laughed. Rarity's eyes shot open, “Ohmygoodnesstakeitalloff. IDEAAAAA!” The white unicorn skipped around her friend, practically singing. Applejack sighed and rolled her eyes, before dropping the third wedding kimono from her body. …. “HIYA! FUU HOW ARE THOSE TREATS COMING ALONG!! I WANT A REPORT NOW PRIVATE TWINKLE TOES!!!!” Pinkie Pie shouted, the too big, blue helmet bounced around on her head, covering her eyes completely. Fuu giggled, “They're coming along great sir!” General Pie shoved a hoof in Fuu's face, the party pony was standing on the counter and practically screamed into the human's face, “IF CELESTIA HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE SHE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED MEEEEE!!! NOW GET ON THIS POINT MAGGOT!” The cakes looked up from their work, “Pinkie, what are you doing sweetie? Those cupcakes need to be cooked. This is going to be a large event.” The spoke in perfect, sagely sinc. Pinkie spun around on the counter, the weird helmet swiveled around and continued to just...spin...right on top of her head. “AND THAT'S WHY WHENEVER THERE'S MORE THAN ONE ANIMAL IN A PLACE AT ANY GIVEN TIME ITS CALLED A ZOO!” Pinkie leaned down to eyeball Mr.Cake from under her too large helmet, “UNLESS ITS A FARM!” Fuu giggled, “GENERAL SIR! THESE CUPCAKES NEED TO BE BAKED ASTAT SIR! ORDERS DIRECT FROM CELESTIA!” Pinkie did a complete one eighty in a split second, “WELL THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO MAGGOT! THAT CAKE IS A SPY!” Pinkie pointed at the beginnings of the wedding cake being made for Mugen and Aj. Pinkie pie and Fuu bursted into tears of laughter, while the cakes rolled their eyes and went back to working on the cake. … Celestia panted, and Jin panted within her hooves. He had struggled, but the goddess simply proved to magically capable and had simply continued to teleport him underneath her until he gave up and gave the sex crazed goddess what she wanted. “So * pant * we should probably get back to the important business at hand with this impending wedding.” Celestia managed to wheeze out. Jin smirked, “I got a better idea, why don't we lay here and do nothing, while every pony else does the work?” Celestia laughed alongside her colt friend, “Jin, I do believe your idea is much better my lover.” The alicorn arched her neck so that she curled around Jin. The human rested the back of his head on the princess neck, and the two just nuzzled affectionately, nose to snout. … The door to Mugen's private suite opened up without a knock...and a very shocked Big Mac and Braeburn stared at the scene before them. There was Mugen on the bed with a certain princess of the night pinning him to bed,her plot right on Mugen's groin, an aura of magic surrounded the man's pants and both parties looked at the new comers with an extreme surprise. “WHY YOU NO GOO-” Braeburn started to scream enraged at catching his cousins fiance in bed with another, but was cut off by a Big Mac hoof to the face. “Ah get it. Ya'll came to warn Mugen here about AJ's heat next month and wanted to show him how to deal with it. Yeh thought the best way to show him was to force yourself on him and explain what to do in that situation.” Big Mac ended the rather long winded speech, for him anyway, with a rather uncharacteristic smug on his face. Breaburns jaw hit the ground, Mugen's and Luna's jaw hit the ground. Luna was the first to try speaking, “How did yo-” Big Mac cut her off, “Ah just knew. How bout this...instead of you continuing to do what yer doing and risk getting caught in a similar situation, how about I teach my soon to be brother in law about dealing with my sister's heat.” Mugen pointed at his savior, “I like his idea best.” Luna shrugged and hopped off, “I wish thee luck with thine attempts at teaching the human to handle...heat. He thinks it'd be best to just...how did he say it...to just roll with it.” Big Mac smiled as the princess walked by, “Now ya'll get going Braeburn. I got mah work cut out fer me.” Braeburn turned and trotted off, and the giant, red earth pony trotted slowly into the room with Mugen, closing the door firmly behind him. …. “ALRIGHT EVERY PONY! ONLY TWO HOURS TO GO!” Twilight shouted, levitating her check list to her face. “Hey there Twily! So how are the wedding arrangements for your friend Mugen coming along?” A familiar, unmistakeably male voice called to her. Twilight gasped, “Shining Armor? Oh My Gosh!” The lavender unicorn whirled around and practically tackled her older brother. The captain of the guard laughed and hugged his sister back. Twilight chuckled herself and took a step back. “ Everything is going great! Rarity is finishing up on Applejack's dress as we speak, Mugen is waiting around just waiting for the ceremony to start and the cakes are busy recreating their famous MMM as a wedding cake.” Shining Armor trotted alongside his little sister as she continued to prattle on about everything being done to prepare for her friends wedding. The guard captain chuckled as Twilight began to check over her list. The lavender unicorn stopped mid trot when she glanced over the bottom half of the list, “Wait, we still need some form of entertainment alongside the music.” “Oh don't worry about that my faithful student, Jin and I will handle that.” Celestia's voice whispered right into Twilight's ear. The lavender unicorn jumped a full six feet in the air in utter surprise. Said unicorn landed in an undignified heap at her mentors hooves. “Oh Celesta, why did you do that? And what are you and Jin going to do about entertainment?” Celestia gave a mischievous wink to her disciple, “That is a secret, my dear Twilight Sparkle.” With that, the princess trotted off to who knows where. “What was that about?” Shining armor spared a quick glance to his sibling. “I don't know. I honestly don't know.” … “Eeyup.” Big Mac responded almost immediately. “You serious?” Mugen asked for the umpteenth time. Big Mac sighed, his legendary patience being tested. “Yes Muggen, there's nothing yah can do but going with it. When Applejack gets in heat and she wants ya'll, just give her what she wants and wear one of them fancy condoms.” Mugen laughed, “Well...do you have any idea how much time is left until the wedding?” Big Mac shook his head. “Want to tell me about your first time with Flutterbabe?” Big Mac blinked, and then he smiled, “Eeyup.” An hour and a half later... Mugen fidgeted at the altar, facing the aisle his soon to be wife would be trotting down. And Jin smacked his hand...again. “Stop it. Be patient.” Jin calmly scolded his friend. Mugen grumbled under his breath but didn't say a word. The human quickly became lost in his thoughts, what was being married like? Would he live on the farm with the rest of the Apple family? Would he and AJ be able to have kids/foals? The sudden start of music jolted Mugen from his mental wandering, bringing straight back to the business at hand. He stared down at the end of the aisle. That's when he first saw her. Mugen's caught in his throat, he was absolutely speechless. That first night he met human Applejack at Sugar Cube Corner, she looked to be a living goddess. If there's anything out there with more beauty than a goddess..well this Applejack surpassed it by far. Her hair was done up in the most intricate bun he had ever seen, and her kimono flowed around her like a living waterfall, the gems embedded in it were in such strategic locations, it made the whole dress shimmer slightly, making her appear to actually glow. The glow was faint however, and did nothing to obscure the piercing whiteness of the dress. Her face had such a small amount of make up it was jaw dropping. Just a little dabs here and there...Mugen wished he had Twilight's dictionary...he'd find beauty and just glue a picture of the Applejack he was staring at right in there. An elbow jabbed Mugen in the ribs. The human paid no attention to it, his gaze solely on his soon to be wife. Applejack caught him staring and whipped out a snow white fan, perfectly matching the underlying colors of the kimono, and hid all of her face except her eyes, which danced with Mugens. he train grew closer, it was only then that Mugen realized that RD and Granny Smith were holding the train of her dress. The CMC flitted around Applejack, throwing flowers every which way. Closer...closer...closer... Mugen's breath caught in his throat a second time as his fiance took the final steps to the alter. “...” Mugen stared slack jawed at his woman. Applejack giggled like a school filly and didn't say a word, instead looking up to Celestia. The Princess opened her lips to speak but a different voice rang out through the wedding, inciting shock from every pony and every one. “Well well well Tia, hosting a wedding? And with such strange creatures too.” Discord roiled around, flying slowly out from behind Celestia. The embodiment of disharmony opened his mouth to speak, but the most terrifying growl ever heard by pony kind reverberated through the now silent hall. Every pony looked at the source to find...human Applejack. Human Applejack was giving Discord a look, it was clear that if this look could shoot daggers, or fire lasers made of hate...or something...Discord would be very VERY dead. AJ stamped her feet and widened her feet, and then the growl became a full blown roar as she shouted, “THE HELL YER GONNA RUIN MAH WEDDING YAH LIMP DICK FREAK!” With that the farm woman pounced a good ten feet to the monster. Every pony gasped, some looked away, while many others watched in utter horror at the spectacle before them. CRACK! Now, the sounds of Discord whimpering and begging for mercy filled the halls. “I didn't know he could bend like that.” Pinkie said, lost in the sight before her eyes. “He can't Pinkie...but AJ made him bend like that.” Twilight flinched as another crack resounded throughout the entire castle. “Please Stooooppppp.” Cried Discord. Applejack held up in her hands a very beat up, very broken Discord, who was still begging for mercy. Applejack glared into his very soul as she readied a fist, and with a mighty roar she shouted to the heavens, “APPLERYUKEN!” The farm mare turned human uppercut the spirit of disharmony straight into the air. In the audience Fuu and Pinkie Pie's eyes gleamed. “We have been called my sisters.” Mugen said aloud. “So it would seem.” Pinkie stated blankly. “Indeed.” Fuu confirmed emotionlessly. In an instant Mugen appeared right next to his wife to be, still in mid air. With a shout Mugen punched upwards, bouncing Discord further into the air, “MUGENRYUKEN!” “FUURYUKEN!” Fuu followed Mugen perfectly, landing a well timed punch as the broken creature began to fall. Pinkie leapt into action, and just as she began to shout, Celestia flashed right in front of her, connecting her hoof with Discords chin she too shouted, “CELESTIARYUKEN!” Pinkie glared at the princess who sheepishly grinned, “What? It looked like fun.” Pinkie grinned, “PINKIEPIERYUKEN!” The group all landed on their feet/hooves and all reached into Pinkie's mane, pulling out...cannons. “PARTYRYUKEN!!!!” All at once, the party cannons unleashed a hail of cupcake batter right onto the beaten and broken Discord. The hall remained silent as every pony was completely unsure of what to do next. Until Applejack roared out, “YOU!” The farm woman pointed a finger menacingly at Celestia, who gulped with fear. “SKIP TO THE ENDY BIT!” The enraged woman practically screamed. “Do you Applejac-” “AH DO! NOW DO MUGEN!” “Do you Mugen take Applejack to be your lawfully wedded wife?” “I do.” Mugen wasted no time in responding, the fumes from Applejack's noggin terrified him. “I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may ki-” Applejack grabbed Mugen and whirled him down onto his knee, her face shot down and kissed Mugen smack on the lips as his back rested on AJ's knee. The man melted right there. Applejack broke apart the kiss with a growl and no pony dared do anything lest they incurred her wrath. But instead of letting Mugen go, the human woman slung her husband on her back. “OUTTA MAH WAY!!! HE'S MINE!” The woman practically sprinted through the crowd, despite her kimono which strangely was in absolute perfect condition. The crowd parted and Applejack rammed to the outside and immediately started off in the direction of the suite given to the both of them. “Mugen...ya'll said angry sex was supposed to be good right? For yer sake, ah hope yer right.” Mugen gulped...and then gave himself a congratulatory fist pump. … The end (Except for the Epilogue) Sorry for the wait, but I wanted to upload this with the epilogue. I hope you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Well catch you guys later...oh by the way..I have what I think is anyway...an amazing idea with an OC I'll be writing it all in one go and uploaing a few chapters a day when it's all finished up.