//------------------------------// // Episode 16: Pinkie Pie vs. Cheese Sandwich // Story: My Little Pony One Chapter Beat Down Season One // by JusSonic //------------------------------// MY LITTLE PONY ONE CHAPTER BEAT DOWN! WHERE FIGHTS ARE SETTLED IN ONE CHAPTER! NO RESEARCH! NO COMMENTARY! NO HORSECRAP! IT'S MY LITTLE PONY ONE CHAPTER BEAT DOWN! GO! Episode 16: Pinkie Pie vs. Cheese Sandwich In her flat above Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie was humming playfully as she plays with Gummi, rolling around him like a ball in the air. "Well, today is a Super Duper Day...I wonder what day it is." Pinkie said. She checks the schedule and gasps as today is marked "My Little Pony One Chapter Beat Down Fight Today”, "Gassssssp! Today is my fight with Cheese Sandwich! Oh, gotta go! Pinkie quickly rushes outside in a big hurry. The Earth Pony is zipping all over the place. A while later, everyone is out on the streets, confused and alarmed by what just happened. "Hey Pinks, what gives here?" Rainbow demands in annoyance. "I was busy!" "As in what? Taking a nap?" Applejack remarks with a scoff of disbelief. "Hey, some ponies like to sleep in!" "Too much in yer case!" "Why did you bring everyone in town here, even Twilight?" Rarity ask, amazed that Pinkie pulled everyone out of their homes, even the babies, out here. "Where is he? He can't be late!" Pinkie exclaims, checking her watch frantically. "Who's he?" Spike ask a bit confused. "I'm here." A familiar voice spoke. Everyone saw a familiar party pony in his party gear showing up. "So, ready to do this?" "You betcha!" Pinkie giggles as she tosses her watch aside. "Pinkie, is this about trying to be the party planner again?" Twilight ask her friends with a sigh of frustration. "I thought we overcome this problem." "No. We're doing this...because it's on the schedule!" Pinkie took out her schedule, showing it before putting it away. "And as this is my home term, I get to choose how we fight!" "Go ahead. Make a cake." Cheese Sandwich said in his best Clint Eastwood impression, but parodying. "Good. In that case, I challenge you...TO A FOOD FIGHT!" The ponies gasps as Cheese Sandwich smirks and ditch his outfit, revealing his party gear. The male pony exclaims, "All right, let's do this!" The opponents got their food out, ready for anything. Twilight reads from the rule book (Hell, the mare got a rule book on everything), "All right, the rules of this food fight? You toss anything at your opponent until he or she gives up. The last one standing wins. So..." FIGHT!!! "Hey, who said that?" Twilight demands in annoyance as she looks around the area, trying to figure out who just screamed that. The Alicorn yelps as she moves as the onslaught begins. "Anyone want some cheese?" Cheese Sandwich taunts as he fires cheeseballs at Pinkie. The mare yelps as she bounces around quickly. "Let them eat chocolate cake!" Pinkie screams as she launches chocolate cake from her cake-a-pult. "Love the name? I named it myself!" "Yeah! I'm egg-xcited!" Cheese Sandwich fires eggs from his bazooka, hitting Pinkie in the face, but not enough to send her packing. The ponies and whatever move away to avoid the assault of food fight. So far, this fight is an even one. "I got my ICE CREAM on you!" Pinkie remarks, firing ice cream at Cheese Sandwich. The male singer screams in alarm upon getting hit. "Aww, you're full of substitute baloney!" Cheese Sandwich remarks, firing out substitute baloney. He turns to the camera, adding, "Hey, you think I would use actual meat? Come on, folks. I may use actual baloney in my first song hit but I am a pony in this world." "Hey, hey! I'm the one who breaks the fourth wall here! Okay, now this is personal, Mr. Sandwich!" Pinkie quickly puts sand between bread, firing them at Cheese Sandwich, who dodges before firing apples at them. Applejack sighs, shaking her head. What a waste of apples. "An apple a day won't keep this Pinkie Pie away, but I betcha jaw breakers will!" Pinkie remarks, firing out jaw breakers. They hit Cheese Sandwich in the jaw, resulting in some cracking noises. "Oops! Sorry, too much!" "I'm okay, Pinkie!" Cheese Sandwich remarks, fixing his own jaw. "And now, faces the GRAPES of Wrath." "Are they going to use puns all day?" Scootaloo ask in disbelief while watching the male pony uses his bazooka to fire out grapes at Pinkie. So far, both opponents are hit, but done are going down. Pinkie narrows her eyes sternly. She must win it...because the polls said so! "Okay! Time to finish this off! Time for a Jello Shot!" Pinkie booms out as she took out her party cannon and opens fire. Cheese Sandwich yelps as a bunch of a Jello hits him various times. When all is clear, the male party pony is trapped inside. "Okay, I give up." Cheese Sandwich remarks with a shrug. The ponies cheers as Pinkie bounces on over happily, hitting the Jello with one hoof, breaking it and freeing Cheese Sandwich. "Wow, good fight, Pinks!" "Thanks, and just in time for this! Wait for it and..." KO! THIS MATCH'S WINNER...PINKIE PIE!!! Coming up next time...the season finale fight: Celestia vs. Luna vs. Cadance vs. Twilight!!! "Oh my god! Twilight, you're in the final fight fighting the other princesses!" Pinkie gasps in surprise and excitement. "Wait, what?" Twilight ask in shock and confusion over what Pinkie just said.