Twilight was sitting in her study, after a long day of solving friendship problems she was finally able to sit in peace and quiet. Just her, a book, and some alone time…
*Crash*
Suddenly, a closet in the room bursts open as a man wearing a blue and white striped flannel shirt, jeans, and sunglasses falls into the room.
“What the!?” says Twilight. “What’s going on? Who are…”
The strange creature only responds by quickly standing up and kicking Twilight in the face causing her to fall off the couch and onto the floor.
“I’m Filthy Frank, motherfucker!” He says as he takes off his sunglasses and throws them at Twilight, who was curled up on the floor in pain.
Suddenly, another voice came from the closet. “Ey b0ss” Says a man in a full body pink suit as he comes out of the closet.
“Pink Guy! Thank Chin-Chin you're here! The closet was supposed to take us to Realm 6.2, but it dropped us somewhere else…” Frank gives Pink Guy a concerned look. “We’re in Realm 10.10” Pink Guy gasps as Frank concludes. “That’s right, the realm those brony faggots keep annoying everyone about”
“What?” says Twilight as she tries to stand up, with Frank quickly responding by slapping her in the face.
“Shut up!”
Spike opens the door. “Hey Twilight, what’s with all the noise?” Spike immediately goes quiet as he notices the two strangers standing in the room, Frank quickly turns around.
“The fuck you want ya little bitch?”
“I… Uh…”
“Yeah that’s right!” Yells Frank as he points at Spike. “Don’t you dare question Papa Franku again or I’ll slap you, I’ll use my back hand, not even fuckin’ around!”
Spike slowly walks backwards putting his claws up and saying. “Ok ok! Just relax, alright”
Pink Guy looks at Frank. “b0ss, I have a cancer”
“Not now Pink Guy, we need to find a way out of this realm, and fast!”
Frank quickly runs out the open door and into Twilight’s kitchen with Pink Guy close behind, he starts rummaging around her cabinets before coming across some packaged noodles. He grabs the bag and takes a quick sniff.
“Oh yeah!” He yells in a semi-horny voice. “This is some dank shit mane”
Twilight gets up off the floor, holding her hoof over the spot on her head Frank kicked as she sees Frank out of the corner of her eye, who was holding noodles in one hand and a giant leek in the other, running upstairs.
“Hey!” she yells. “What are you doing?!”
Twilight quickly teleports over to the staircase, the alicorn quickly chases Frank all the way to her bathroom where Frank jumps over to the bathtub and turns the nozzle filling it with water and pouring the noodles into the bathtub. Twilight wanted to say something, or in the very least stop him. But at this moment all she could feel was confusion, as well as pain from the recent head kicking. As the bathtub fills up to three quarters of the way full; Frank quickly stirs the noodles with the giant leek before then climbing into the bathtub, Frank sits in the tub surrounded by noodles as he reaches into his pocket and withdraws a wet cigarette and places it in his mouth. He turns his head to look at Twilight while holding a giant leek in his hand and a cigarette in his mouth.
“Sup” says Frank as he raises and lowers his eyebrows repeatedly. “You want some of this… Mmmmmmm, Ramen!” he says as he shoves his free hand into the water and withdraws a handful of wet noodles. “You know you want this bay b, you know what I’m sayin’”
Twilight just continues to stare at Frank, her mind begins to race as she is finally able to compose herself and speak to this strange man. “No… NO!... Ok, first of all. What’s going on? Who are you?”
Frank looks at Twilight and gives her a half smile with a little nod. “Filthy Frank, PhD in severe internet retardation”
Pink Guy crawls into the bathroom and starts rolling around on the floor convulsing. “Nyess!” He screams as Twilight just stares at him with a confused look.
“Pink Guy, the fuck?” Says Frank as he stirs the bathtub broth with the giant leek.
Twilight’s confusion only turned to curiosity as she looked over at Frank. “Wait, so, where are you from?”
“Realm 6.2, I said that earlier. You like stupid or something?”
“I… I just…” Twilight was at a loss for words, she was confused by this strange man's general asshole like demeanor.
“Pink Guy!” yells Frank.
“b0ss?” replies Pink Guy.
“Come on, it’s time to go!”
Frank then quickly jumps out of the bathtub and runs towards the door.
“Hold on!” Says Twilight as she uses her magic to hold Frank in place.
“The hell is this ratchet shit?” Says Frank as he struggles against the spell.
“Look. I don’t know what you are, or why you’re here, or even why you kicked me in the head, but I just want to talk” Twilight says in an attempt to calm Frank down.
“Pink Guy!” yells Frank. “Distract the bitch horse!”
Pink Guy gets up off the floor as Twilight turns to face him, she quickly takes a defensive stance expecting Pink Guy to attack at any moment. Instead, Pink Guy jumps down onto his hands and begins to breakdance. Pink Guy continues to breakdance for two minutes straight before jumping up and out the bathroom window.
“What?… I just…” suddenly, it occurred to Twilight that while she was focused on Pink Guy; she completely forgot about Frank. She quickly turns back around only to see an empty doorway where Frank once stood. “Oh no…” Twilight says to herself. “This is going to end badly, I know it!”
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Frank and Pink Guy were running down the street towards Carousel Boutique when a well toned and muscular man in a speedo comes out of a nearby street corner and throws a trashcan at Pink Guy hitting him in the back.
“Aaaaaagh!” yells Pink Guy as he falls to the floor in pain.
“Prometheus” Frank yells out. “The fuck you doing? We need to get out of here!”
Prometheus only responds by picking up another trash can and throwing it at Frank, hitting him in the head, and causing Frank to fall over in pain.
“Hey! What’s going on?” Yells Rainbow Dash who was sitting on a nearby cloud.
Prometheus turns and runs off down a nearby street corner. Frank quickly stands up.
“I don’t have time for this! I need to find pussy!” says Frank as he runs off towards Carousel Boutique as Pink Guy starts having a seizure on the floor.
“Can I have de pusi pls” says Pink Guy as he continues to have a seizure on the floor. Rainbow Dash descends from her cloud, quickly approaches Pink Guy, and taps his head with her hoof.
“Hey! Is there something wrong with you? Hello?”
“Gibe de pusi, b0ss”
“Rainbow Dash!” Yells Twilight as she quickly runs over to her.
“Twilight, do you have any idea what this is all about?” she says as she points at Pink Guy convulsing on the floor.
“I… Have no idea, but I think they’re from another dimension”
“Another dimension? Awesome!” says Rainbow Dash as she looks at Pink Guy who was still seizing on the floor. “Well… Not really awesome, but… Radical, I guess?”
“Hold on” Twilight quickly looks around. “Did you see another one around here?”
“Yeah, actually, I saw two. One in a blue shirt and one that looked like Bulk Biceps in a speedo”
“Wait! There’s two of them now!” she says as she facehooves. “Ugh! Great, ok, where did the one in the blue shirt go?”
“Umm, I think he was going towards Rarity’s place”
“Alright, Rainbow can you try and find the muscular one? I’ll take care of the one in the blue shirt”
“Sure thing Twilight! But, what about this thing?” She says as she points her hoof at Pink Guy.
“Hmm…” Ponders Twilight. “I have an idea”
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Rarity was working tirelessly in the backroom making dresses, as she just received a large order for a dozen dresses. She was working as hard as she could before the chime of the doorbell interrupted her. She quickly dropped her tools and made her way to the front of the store.
“I’m terribly sorry dear, but I’m awfully busy. That’s why I put the closed sign out front…”
Rarity quickly stopped talking upon seeing Frank standing in the doorway.
“Who are you?! What are you?! What are you wearing?!”
“Um… Yes… Do you have any pussy?”
“Excuse me?!”
“Do you… Have any pussy? I need pussy”
“Well… I… I never!”
Frank quickly looks around the store as he spots Opal laying in a cat bed.
“Jackpot”
Frank quickly takes off after Opal, once Opal sees Frank running towards her; she quickly jumps out of the bed and starts running away.
“Get back here!”
“Agh!” screeches Rarity as she quickly levitates over a broom and swings it at Frank. “Shoo! Get out of here”
Frank quickly dodges the broom as he continues to chase after Opal. “You don’t understand, I need the pussy!”