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// Rainbow Dash's commercial 
// Story: Short Bursts 
// by RummyKun 
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"Do you have frequent urges to fly at fast speeds?" The spokespony said.

"Yes, I always have urges." Said commercial actor guy.

"Are you too fucking fat to break the sound barrier?"

"Yes, I always have fat." Said commercial actor guy.

"Then you need... RAINBOW POWER ENERGY BAR!!!"

"Yes, I always have need."

"With this amazing power bar, you can: climb trees, like a boss; fly fast, like a boss; do weed, like a boss; get ass, like a boss."

"Yes, I always have power, thank you Rainbow power energy bar."

"No Brian, thank you."

Rainbow power energy may cause side effects. These side effects include: coughing, sneezing, crying, erections, lung problems, hip displacement, theft, joint pains, wing pains, neck pains, window panes, swelling of the eyes, swelling of the throat, intense butt sweat, rashes, foaming of the mouth, VD, Soar muscles, odor, ear infections, nose bleeds, heart attacks, stroke, giggling, jiggling, rapping, napping, capping, and death. Do not take more than one per day. Ask your doctor if your doctor is a real doctor, don't do drugs, stay in school, and eat your teeth.

"Buy RAINBOW POWER ENERGY BAR, today!"