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// Pinkie breaks another 4th wall 
// Story: Short Bursts 
// by RummyKun 
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It was a quiet day at Sugar Cube Corner. Which is concerning, since you would usually hear a psychotic cartoon horse talking nonstop or baking a whole lot. No, this wasn't an average day in the bakery. The bouncy bubbly bombastic pink party pony would usually be making this quiet place into the happiest and loudest place in Ponyville. She's not to be seen or heard from...

"Oh, Mister Narrator! Sorry I'm late!"

What? How are you speaking to me?

"Duh, you're typing up everything I say, silly!"

Anything I type?

"Yep!"

So...

"It's raining dicks!!!" The pink pony screeched in the middle of the building.

From that day forward, like 1 guy never went to Sugar Cube Corner again... Well, fuck that guy, I bet he hates kittens...