//------------------------------// // Ch.4: Baiting the Babe Named Barb! // Story: Equestria Guys: Night of the WereBarb! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Alright, how are we going to apprehend her Dusk?" Asked Elusive. "Your shop is around the corner right?" "Yes? Why?" "Perfect!" That's when Dusk pulled Elusive with both of his hands and into his clothing shop! Later, we see Elusive standing all alone in the street with a light shining down on him & Dusk was hiding behind an overturned car. "Are you sure this will work?" "Trust me Lucy, if there's anything that Barb loves more than me, the guy who feeds her, raised her, gave her a shoulder to cry on, a nice warm bed....." "Dusk Shine?" "Oh, point is Elusive, she has a huge crush on you, and I'm sure will listen to you....more....than....she listens...to me.....N-no! Now's not the time to be disappointed in your child's respect for you Dusk, you're her father & she'll one day understand WHY YOU'LL ALWAYS BE HER NUMBER O..." "Dusk, she's coming!" Then Dusk ducked behind the car! Barb then emerged from the shadows. She was about to growl, but then...she recognized Elusive! "AAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *Fast breathing!*" "(Hmph, I shall prove that I am the superior ladies man tonight! Can Butterscotch really say that a monster fell in love with him? No!)" Meanwhile in the ponyworld, we see pony Butterscotch cuddling with his monster harem, Eris, Brass Knuckles, and Nightmare Angela Bunny. Barb got closer & closer. That's when Elusive held out his palm flat. "Please, come closer, I wont bite, unless you want me to give you a hickey, ho, ho, ho..." Elusive chuckled while putting his other hand to his lips. Barb then came closer, not needing to sniff his hand but instead hold it with her paw. That's when Elusive pulled Barb forward & dipped her like in a dance! "I do say, is this what Beauty & the Beast would look like if the genders were switched I wonder?" He said as he stared deep into her eyes, making her head fall backwards with a goofy smile & tongue out! Barb was out, just like that! "Dusk, I have subdued the savage beast." "Damn, that was awesome." That's when... *Ring!* *Ring* Elusive then answered his phone. "Elusive, did you guys find Barb?" Asked Bubble Barry. "I've knocked her out with my charm." "Uh....okay then...well anyways, Sunset Glare figured out how to turn all the werewolves back into dogs! Let's meet at the cafe!" Meanwhile... "Ha! Ha! Ha! Look at those weaklings run from my minions! oh Xutaga, you're incredible!" Rainbow Blitz and Butterscotch watched from the bushes & decided to head back down the mountain! Once at the bottom... "Hey guys, we found the culprit!" Said Blitz. "Sam Hill, good timing Blitz, because we just got word from Dusk that they found Barb!" "Wait! Before you turn her back into a dog, can I squeeze at least one monster tit?" "BLITZ!!!" Everyone yelled at him. "*Groan!* Fine, we'll meet you guys at the cafe." Later... *Flash!* "Whuh? What happened?" "You turned into a werewolf and went on a rampage with other werewolves!" Said Bubble Barry. "Really?" "Yeah, sadly these guys didn't want me to go touching your monst..." "BLITZ!!!" "Fine, I wont tell her!" "Anyways, stay here and keep that moonlight away from you, Mr. & Mrs. Cake volunteered to watch you until we get back." Dusk said while pointing to the married couple wielding dual knives. "Don't worry Barb, we'll give you all the cake you want, except the chocolate, heh heh..." Said Mr.Cake. And like that, they were all off to defeat the bad guy who awaited them at the cliff. "You realize we might die right?" Asked Bubble Barry. "Just kidding, let's just go rainbowfied and we'll be able to take him!" "That's the spirit Barry!" Then Barry looked away while whispering..."I hope...but if we do then in my dying breath I curse the pony version of me knowing Dusk more than me!"