//------------------------------// // Dream Sequence 1: What the hell? // Story: Vanoss and His Pesky Pony Predicament // by LunaScribbles //------------------------------// Chapter 3:[Dream Sequence #1] by Should I Still Live. Thanks to ‘crooked’ for proofing. “Where the hell am I- hey, I’m human!” Evan said happily, but Then he took more notice of his surroundings. He stood in a white room where everything was as quiet as death. “Hello?” His voice echoed around the room. “Anyone here?” He said but he heard no response. Suddenly, the room transformed into a grey brick castle room. “Jesus!” He said in surprise, “What the fuck’s going on?” Evan heard the clopping of hooves on the cement ground behind him. He turned around and saw a tall pony, same height as the princess he saw before he slept. “SIR EVAN FONG!! DOST THY KNOW HIS DUTY?!!” the pony shouted. The intensity of the voice made Evan jump back and cover his ears with his fingers. “Gah! STOP!” “Hmm, I guess the Canterlot voice was pretty unnecessary.” Luna said, “I’m sorry if I was aggressive, Mr. Fong.” “You could say that again.” “WHAT!!!” “IT WAS JUST A JOKE!” Luna giggled.         “Well, Sir Evan, do you know where you are?”         “A castle…” He replied, but Luna shook her head in disagreement.                  “It is your dream. You are dreaming right now but I am also controlling it.”         “So, can I dream of a chocolate milkshake that would magically float to me?” Evan questioned with a grin.         “Of course! It’s your dream. Break the limits!” Luna said, “But that’s not why we’re he-”         “Hold on, I got a brainfreeze, AGH!” said Evan with a milkshake in his hand.         “But, Sir Evan, this is no time for such silly things. We have plenty of work to do!” as Luna said that, everything around them disappeared.         “Aw, my milkshake.”         “Don’t worry, Pinkie willll make you a new one.”                  “Okay…” sighed Evan, “So, Princess Lulu, what’re we gonna do tonight?”         “I am going to discuss about the ‘force’ and-- did you just call me Lulu?”         “Yeah? Is it bad to give people- erm, ponies, nicknames? Jesus,  everybo-- pony is so sensitive here…”         Luna just snickered. “Only my sister calls me that. How did you know my nickname?” she asked.         “I’m the master of it, I guess?” said Evan. “So, about the force…”         “Ah, yes. The force.” said Luna, blushing.         “Why’re you blushing?”         “Ummm….”         “Did the force do horrible hentai on you?”         “What?”         “Nevermind…” Evan said, rethinking on what he was saying. ‘Shouldn’t have said that, shouldn’t have said that, shouldn’t have said that.’ thought Evan.         “Evan, what is this ‘henn tie’ you speak of?” Luna said, still blushing.         Evan gulped. ‘Please don’t’ thought Evan. Luna bursted out laughing. “Gotcha!” exclaimed Luna. “You wouldn’t think I know about the internet, would I?”         “What the fuck!?”         “Ooooh, yes, Vanoss. Big fan.” Luna grinned.         Evan stared in utter confusion. ‘What the fuck just happened before my very eyes?’ thought Evan, ‘Did I just talk about anime sex to a gir- no wait! Mare…. Did I just talk about anime sex to a fucking MARE!’         “Yes, you did, and I’m over a 1000 years old”         Evan flinched. “I thought you’d be a bit wiser?” “What!?” “Nothing…” Luna smiled at him as she continued continued, “Now where were we… Oh right! *ehem* Now Evan, try to be serious in what I am about to say…”         “How can I be serious if you can read my thoughts and after I just talked about a joke that you shouldn’t know but you know and this and that and- I’m tired.”         “How can you be tired if you’re already sleeping,” Evan’s eye twitched. “Okay, to be serious… The ‘force’ is an extremely powerful monster which was supposed to wreak havoc in the prophecy but the written records were destroyed. This is the reason why Twilight, the pony you’re sleeping beside with, doesn’t know of this. Also, its powe-”         “Wait what!?”         “I thought you knew about this?”         “No I didn't. I slept on an empty bed!” Luna chuckled.         “Oh, wow… I really think she likes you.” said Luna.         “Woah woah woah! If I’m getting a girlfriend, it has to be human, alright? If I’m going to be stuck here for more than a month I’ll-”         “You’re stay in Equestria would only last for about 1 week. Well, unless if you want to extend your stay, you can.”         “Well, I don’t want to. I mean, it’s a big world in Earth, and I suspect it to be a big world here. And if many people like me in my world, many people would like me here. And if that happens, I don't know which world I should abandon to cater one!”         “Evan,” Luna replied. “It is your choice if you want to be with us. If not, you’ll always be in my heart and in my subscription feed.”         “Heart as in friend, right?”         Luna showed a playful grin but did not reply. Evan just gave out a nervous smile. “So… continue?”         “The force is extremely powerful. It cannot be stopped, even by the titans locked in Tartar-”         “Discord told me this already.”         “Oh… Anyways, you got it?”         “Got it…”         “Also, do not tell anyone of the conversation we had, Agreed?         “Agreed.”         “Good.” Then Luna clapped her hooves and then they were both engulfed in a bright white light.         “Rise and shine…” Evan said to himself. “I probably would stay away from Luna as far as I can.” Then Evan looked at his right and saw Twilight soundly sleeping… As nervous as he is to see a girl(physically a girl) in his bed, he then looked at his right and saw a blue pony with a hockey mask. Evan is in an even more tense situation than he ever was before.         “Surprise Motherfucker!”