//------------------------------// // I'm the captain! (is not fully edited) // Story: Pirates tail... // by Gundamdragon //------------------------------// "Ok. Now for the success of this voyage. I think we need a... um.. head Captain and seeing how it's my ship. I feel it's only fitting that it should be me." Said Jack "Hold on just a minute! I'm the king of pirates I should be the captain!" Shouted Luffy before he dropped down to the deck. Don Karnage looked at them both with a raised eyebrow. "I thinks we have problem." "Too many Captain's on one ship?" Asked Nathan as he stood next to his fellow air pirate. "Yes. If this had happend any other day I would be claiming to be the captain my self..... But I must admit I need a brake from it a regular thorn in my side in the shape of a fat pilot and my ex-cabin boy had recently saw fit to spoil what was turning in to a profitable plan." He sighs and rubbed his brow before turning to his plane and pulling out a tool box. "Tho given our choices, I don't hold to much hope for our success so we should probably be retry to, as they say, Fly the cupe. Yes, No?" Said Don. "My ship I'm the captain!" Said Jack in a snippity tone. "I'm the king of the pirates, so I'm the captain!" Shouted Luffy. Kenway walked up and pushed the two apart. "Hay easy lads we can just have a vote and decided..." "Stay out of this!" Shouted Jack "Stay out of this!" Shouted Luffy Kenway backed up raising his hands. "My ship, I'm Captain!" Shouted Jack "I'm the pirate king so I'm Captain!" Shouted Luffy. "Edward, leave them be all that your doing is risking a punch in the nose from one or both of them!" Called Nathan. He looked at the plane Don was working on. "That's a old school engine. How do you keep that relic flying?" Asked a shocked sounding Nathan. "Relic I'll have you know my CT-37 is top of the line and its six fifty cals can shred any plane in the sky." Said Don, his plane might not look as nice as Nathan's but it was no hanger queen. "My ship, I'm Captain!" Shouted Jack "I'm the pirate king so I'm Captain!" Shouted Luffy. "Oh! Sorry didn't mean to hit a nerve. It's just well... here look at my Devasteor." Said Nathan waving Don over to see his plan. He opened the engine cowling and let the wolf man see the difference. "She is the top of the line even used by two air militia and a one nations air force's. Eight fifty cals to your six and 14 radar guided homing missiles. She's a real zepkiller." Nathan smiled as Don's jaw hung open. "Is that a turbo charger? I only seen one of those on on the Sea Duck. And vhat is with that engine?" Don was amazed if it was a battle of soully planes this Devasteor as Nathan called it was a sure bet against his CT-37 even after his modifications. "Yeah a old friend hooked us up with the blue print. But running it too long stalls out your engine." Said Nathan. "Do you have them on you?" Asked Don invading Nathan's personal space. "My ship, I'm Captain!" Shouted Jack "I'm the pirate king so I'm Captain!" Shouted Luffy. "Um... let me check, I think I might." Said Nathan backing up. He searched his jacket then sighed. "Sorry not on me let me check if I have the ones for the this exact engine in the glove box. It won't fit your plane but we could at lest have a starting point to jarryrig something similar." Said Nathan. Then Don did something that surprised every one even distracting Luffy and Jack. He hugged Nathan and kissed both his cheeks. "Muah! Muah! You are a saint among pirates from this day on you are my brother!" Said Don when he realised him. "Ok, ok, but kiss me again and I'll have to hit you." Said Nathan whiping his face. "That was quite strange." Said Jack "Totally." Said Luffy. The two then looked back at each other. "My ship, I'm Captain!" Shouted Jack "I'm the pirate king so I'm Captain!" Shouted Luffy. "My ship, I'm Captain!" Shouted Jack "I'm the pirate king so I'm Captain!" Shouted Luffy. "My ship, I'm Captain!" Shouted Jack "I'm the pirate king so I'm Captain!" Shouted Luffy. "My ship, I'm Captain!" Shouted Jack "I'm the pirate king so I'm Captain!" Shouted Luffy. "My ship, I'm Captain!" Shouted Jack "I'm the pirate king so I'm Captain!" Shouted Luffy. "My ship, I'm Captain!" Shouted Jack "I'm the pirate king so I'm Captain!" Shouted Luffy. "My ship, I'm Captain!" Shouted Jack "I'm the pirate king so I'm Captain!" Shouted Luffy. "My ship, I'm Captain!" Shouted Jack "I'm the pirate king so I'm Captain!" Shouted Luffy. "My ship, I'm Captain!" Shouted Jack "I'm the pirate king so I'm Captain!" Shouted Luffy. (Yes that was done as a joke) Trixie rubbed her head as the twos bickering idiots was starting to annoy her. "I can't believe those two dolts are Captains." Said Kenway "My ship, I'm Captain!" Shouted Jack "I'm the pirate king so I'm Captain!" Shouted Luffy. "Enoguh!" Shouted Trixie who's horn lit up as she grabed Luffy and Jack by their heads then knocked them in to each other. "Your giving Trixie a headache. So now Trixie is Captain! Any objections?" She shouted as she dropped them and made a Hat and cape with stars and moons all over them appear on her. "I, Don karnage, vote for violent magic lady as Captain for our mission. Yes, No?" Don said. "I second that." Said Nathan. "I'll take the helm, with your approval Captain Trixie." Said Kenway. "Vary well. Now Luffy up on the rigging give us full sail. We need to first find a cure for Twilight's friends so Trixie doesn't have to deal with you and Jack alone." Said Trixie as she walked up to aft deck. "And what's our course Captain?" Asked Kenway. "I believe I can help with that." Said Jack as he did his weird strut walk up to Trixie and pulled out his compass and opened it showing it spinning. "You see this compass points to anything it's holders heart desires." It stops point out to the valley where a thick farrest is. "And that's where we will find the cure." the compass changes directions and points down. "And the hold is where I'll find some rum." He hands the compass to Trixie. "If you'll excuse me I'm going to have a drink." He looks at Kenway "try not to wreck my ship you won't believe what I went thought to get her." He turned and started down the steps but tripped rolled and landed on his feet at the bottom. "I ment to do that." He then went bellow decks. "I think this is a crazier crew then mine." Said Don before looking at Luffy hanging from the flag pole. "And a few of them are dumber too." He added. "Yeah, I hear you this will be one for the mewars." He then tapped Don's shoulder and pointed to the other unicorn who had head phones on and a strange board and spinning records. Don looked at the sight and shook his head as he went back to fixing his plane. "These female are strange as their world is" he said as he reached for a tool only to not find the box where he left it. He looked around for it. "That's strange? Where did my tools go? Did the mankey take them?" He asked aloud. Trixie cleared his throat, drawing his attention. She then points up with her hoof making him look up seeing the missing tool box floating in her magic. "E-squs-y?" Asked Don as his ears foaled back right before the box dumped its contents on his head then dropped the box on him. "Trixie's name is not violent magic lady, it is Trixie Lulamoon remember it." Said Trixie as she floated the tools and box back to place. "Undersatnd?" "Eye-eye! Captain Lulamoon!" Shouted Don as he rubbed his head. Nathan looked at his new captain. "Always nice to know we have a captain that can reach out and help as need without taking a step." Said Nathan. "Or discipline her crew from across the ship. Wonder if she would be interested in coming to my world to be my second in command when this is over?" Said Don as he started cleaning the goo from his engine. "What happened to you engine?" Asked Nathan. "Baloo happened to it that's what shot me down with a berry large wad of bubble gum. Not as bad as when he made the fruity salad out of me... But still worse then tricking me by hiding rubies in strawberry jam. I am considering when I go back offering him a post as wing commander. It definitely would pay more then he makes as a cargo pilot." Said Don. "Think he go for it?" Asked Nathan. "No. Not likely, but worth a try. Yes, No?" Said Don. Nathan looked at the sky as the ship floated along. "You know it might not be worth going back. I lost my ship and my crew are in the wind. I wounder if we save the princesses they would let us stay?" He said. "Thinking of starting over again? I must say this world would be a nice place to retire and if we pull this of we would be genuwiny heros. But what would you do? All I know is flying, fighting, stealing and scheming. Ahhh. I realize it now that my life is set on these wings. I will die a pirate. When I get home I will move my base find easier picking away from Baloo and his friends. Maybe take a new apprentice." Said Don "You been a pirate a long time I take it?" Asked Nathan. "True..." he pulled the last of the gunk from the engine. "Maybe too long... seen to many up and down. I am even running out of plans. I wounder if those knuckle heads are still looking for me?" Said Don as he checked the intakes. "I see. Maybe we could work together I used to work in the stock market. If the have financial trading I could show you how it's done." Said Nathan pating Don on the back. Jack came out of a near by hatch. "Is it my understanding that you lads are wanting out of this life? Whatever reason would you have to want to go straight?" Said Jack before taking a swig of rum. "I mean I'm staying but not to give up piracy or be a bloody hero them princesses are immortals according to that strange snake thing. So that means there is a way to become immortal here. And that's exactly what I want. Immortal pirate Captain Jack Sparrow." He then fell backwards through the hatch. "I'm alright the rum didn't spill!" He called up. Nathan and Don looked in the whole at him. "Is it just me or is that stupidest pirate you ever met?" Asked Don. "No it's not you. He is definitely a drunken fool." Said Nathan.