"Oh, my little Spikey-Wikey..." Rarity cooed once she had brought Spike to the Carousel Boutique. "Was she holding you captive in there?" Rarity asked.
"No Rarity, Really, I'm fine." Spike answered. Then he noticed a book on Rarity's coffee table. It was titled Book of Potions: Grade 1. "Hey, Rarity, what was that book Twilight wanted back from you?" Spike asked.
"Oh, this old thing?" Rarity chuckled using her magic to pick up the book Spike was looking at.
"W-w-what exactly did you need that for?" He asked.
"Well, dear, to make a love po-"
"A what?" Spike asked.
"That was weird." Rarity shook her head. "I just forgot what I was going to say."
"You were talking about that book you lent from Twilight..." Spike told her.
Rarity look down curiously at the book. "I don't- I don't even remember borrowing this from her! Let alone why I would need it!" Rarity stated.
Hmmm... Spike thought. What was she about to say? At that moment, Sweetie Belle came around the corner. "Hey Rarity, how'd that love potion work for ya?"
Back at the Golden Oak Library...
"Rarity somehow fell in love with Spike, and I know it's because of that potion she made!" Twilight justified. "Now, just where IS that potion? That book, more importantly, I need that antidote!" Suddenly, Twilight saw the garbage carriage come around out of the corner of her eye. As she watched the garbage pony dump Rarity's garbage into the carriage, she noticed a pink flash. "OH NO!" She cried. Immediately she went outside to stop this disaster. "Hello... umm... Mister- Garbage... Pony." She smiled.
The grumpy stallion just grunted at her words. "You need to empty your garbage before it's too late!" She screamed. RIIING!!! The garbage pony's ears went crazy. "The whole world is at staaaa....."
He turned down his hearing aids all the way. Hey, isn't she the mare who told everyone there was gonna be a disaster... and she was wrong? She needs a psychiatrist... The garbage pony thought to himself. All he could see now was Twilight blabbering with no words coming out. He smiled. "Aaaah!" He grinned.
Rarity began snuggling with Spike, squeezing him half to death. "Iloveyouspikeywikeyawwyourcuteletssnuggleyeaooo" was all that came out of her mouth.
"Help.... meee...." Spike called gasping for air.
"Sis? I said HOW IS THE LOVE POTION GOING FOR YOU?" Sweetie Belle mouthed.
"Help." Spike breathed.
"Oh well. Guess she can't hear me." Sweetie Belle hopped upstairs.
"No." Spike squeaked. "Come- back-"
At Sugarcube Corner...
"Hmmm.... this recipe needs something..." A pink pony said, rubbing her chin. "I GOT IT!" "No..." she would say over and over again. Then she noticed the cake twins, Pumpkin and Pound, crawling through the door out of Sugarcube Corner. "Oh no!" Pinkie Pie said, rushing to the toddlers. "Gotcha!" She said, as she grabbed Pumpkin Cake. She watched as Pound Cake flew and flew and flew further away from her. "Crud." She groaned.
"Pound Cake!" She yelled as she pedaled as fast as she could on her all-pink bike, with Pumpkin riding in the front basket. "Oh no!" She cried. Pound Cake was heading straight for... The Ponyville Landfill! "POUND! YOU GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!" Or you'll be flat as a pancake... Pinkie Pie knew that the landfill crushed the trash into little cubes if they could no longer be recycled. "PPOOOOUUUUNNNNDDD!!!!" She screamed.
"DA DA!" Pumpkin clapped. Pinkie noticed Carrot Cake rounding a corner to get to Sugarcube Corner.
"OH NO!" "If he sees me, or worse, if he sees Pound... I'm-"
"DEDDED!" Pumpkin smiled.
"Yup." Pinkie gulped. "Dead." She quickly threw a mini pink pie on the ground. Pink smoke exploded everywhere. Carrot Cake passed right by them. Once the smoke cleared, Pinkie Pie, her bike, and Pumpkin were pure pink. "Ha!" She chanted. "I knew those crumble pies would come in handy!" She started to pedal once more. She noticed Pound playing in one of the trash heaps. A trash carriage was about to dump a heap of trash onto him. "NO!" Pinkie yelled. "He'll suffocate!" She started to yell and motion to the pony operating the carriage. "DON'T DO IT!!! THERE'S AN INNOCENT LIFE AT RISK!!!!"
The trash pony stared. All he saw was Pinkie's rapid-moving lips. Man, that's TWO crazy mares and counting today... He rolled his eyes, pulling the lever to let out the trash.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!" Pinkie screamed. The heap of trash went over Pound. Dang it! That affects my babysitting resumé! She thought. All of the sudden, Pound popped his head out of the trash. "Phew!" Pinkie wiped her brow. She went to the trash heap to grab Pound, when she noticed a vile of glowing pink liquid. "Oooh!" "THAT would make a good surprise ingredient for my special cupcakes!" So she grabbed the vile and left.
Meanwhile, while Spike was being smothered by Rarity, he took the time to think. If Sweetie Belle mentoined a love potion then that must explain why Rarity acting all lovey-dovey to me. That 'juice' I took a sip from must've been the potion! Oh no Spike, look what you've done now! If I'm correct, then that means Twilight knew this all along, and was trying to get the book so that she could get the antidote! Spike gasped. "Rarity!" Rarity released her grip on Spike.
"What, dear?" She asked.
"Think fast!" Spike yelled as he jumped off the couch, grabbed the book, and ran out the door.
"Spikey!" Rarity screamed, running after him.
Sorry Rarity. Spike thought. He looked behind him to see Rarity chasing him. "Oh no!" He picked up the pace. He ran inside the library, slamming the door behind him and putting his back against it to hold it there.
"Spike?" Twilight said walking down the stair carrying a stack of books. She noticed the little dragon holding the door. She instantly dropped all the books she was carrying to help Spike out.
BANG! "SPIKEY?" BANG BANG!
"Twilight, I just want to tell you something, in case I don't make it!" Spike yelled.
"Oh please Spike." Twilight laughed. "What's the worst that could happen?"
"She's gonna snuggle me to death!" Spike cried. This caused Twilight to laugh so hard, she let loose her grip on the door, falling to the ground. Rarity smashed through the doors.
"Spike!" she cried, picking him from the ground and kissing him from head to toe. "I want us to be together." She smiled. "Please Spike, be my special dragon..."
Spike thought of whether he should say yes, because it's his dream, or for the sake of being snuggled to death, no. Spike exploded. "NO NO NO!" He screamed. This caused Rarity to drop him. "Maybe i didn't have the proper entrance?" She cried. "I should go change my outfit!" Amd she ran out the door. "Phew." Spike breathed.
"FREE SAMPLES FOR EVERYPONY!" Pinkie cried as her new cupcakes were finished and ready to be eaten. "I made them with a very special ingredient!" She told them as the cupcakes were snatched one by one by hungry ponies. "Hope you enjoy them!" Pinkie tried one. "Mmmm...." She felt a chill go down her spine. "Whew!" "That was weird."
Back at the library, Spike just stood there, breathing hard, Twilight still laughing on the ground. He spotted something pink hopping to the library through the window. "Pinkie Pie?" Spike opened the door. "PINKIE PIE! OVER HERE!" He motioned.
He watched her yell "Hey everybody! he's over here!"
"Huh?" Spike squinted. Once Pinkie Pie got up to Spike, she embraced him in a tight hug.
"Spike, I have something to tell you."
"What's that Pinkie Pie?" Spike asked, hoping it was that there were free samples at Sugarcube Corner or that she had brought a tasty treat for him.
"Spike, you won my heart! I love you more than anything in the world!" She beamed.
"Really?" Spike stared at Pinkie wide-eyed.
"Yup!" She smiled. "And so do they!" She gestured outside. RRRRUUUMMMBBBLLLEEE!!! A huge group of ponies was running to the library.
"WE LOVE YOU SPIKE!!!" They all cried.
"Oh no..." Spike stared. "TWILIGHT, STAMMPEEEDE!!! RUUUUUNNNN!!!!" Spike yelled, running upstairs and jumping out the window. Twilight stopped laughing and got up.
"Huh?" She looked around. "Gah!" The herd of ponies ran her over. "No kidding Spike." She squeaked weakly.
Rarity soon noticed the the crowd chasing after Spike. "NO, HE'S MY SPIKEY-WIKEY!!!"
"Oh no..." Spike groaned.