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// Chapter 2 
// Story: The Banished Prince 
// by Fanged Doom 
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"PREPARE TO DIE, CELESTIA!" Fanged Doom roared as he crashed through the doors of the throne room. Shadow cackled gleefully and flew circles around the room. The guards standing inside peed themselves and fainted on the spot.

"Shut the fuck up," Celestia complained. "I'm eating dinner."

Luna, on the other hoof, immediately rose to action. "Halt!" she commanded. Fanged Doom did not halt. Instead, he leaped forwards and planted a kiss on Luna's lips.

"U-umph!" she protested. Her knees grew weak and she fell to the floor, shocked. A trickle of blood ran down her chin from one of Fanged Doom's fangs.

"You're hot when you're unable to prevent me from taking over," Fanged Doom told her with a smile.

"No, you can't microwave toast, uncle Scootaloo," Luna muttered, delirious. 

Suddenly, a loud noise sounded from behind Fanged Doom. He whirled around to see Celestia standing behind him in a battle stance, a tiny dot of ketchup on her nose. "I'm finished eating," she growled menacingly. 

Celetia kicked Fanged Doom in the face! "You little mother pheasent plucker consuming mother fucker!" Fanged Doom yelled. Obviously, he did not enjoy a hoof to his face. 

"Watch your mouth," Celestia snapped. She did not tolerate nonsense in matters as grave as this one.

"Watch your mom! Oh wait, YOU'RE A PRINCESS!" Fang doom quietly whispered in her ear as he used his magic to throw her into the ceiling.

Celestia screamed as her body hit the high ceiling, partially from the pain and partially from the horror as she heard her bones snap. She slammed back onto the cold tile floor and lay there, whimpering like a kicked puppy.

"lel get rekt" Fanged Doom said, looming over his fallen opponent.





"Master, snap out of it!" Shadow yelled, snapping a claw in front of his face. Fanged Doom blinked and realized that he was still standing outside of the throne room and had, in fact, imagined the whole scene.


"Every damn time!" he yelled in frustration. Shadow was very confused. 

"But this didn't happen last time," he told the alicorn.

"Whatever." Fanged Doom walked in the room for real this time, only to be immediately shot down by snipers positioned in every window of the large room. Which was a total of 2 windows. Sunlight is for the weak. (aka Celestia)

Of course, being the powerful being that he was, Fanged Doom did not fall. No - he exploded, and his soul went straight to Tartarus. "DAMN IT!" he screamed in rage.

"I SWEAR EVERY FUCKING TIME I DIE I'M GONNA GO TO TARTURUS AREN'T I?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Last time you went to Granny Smith's toilet," Shadow grumpily reminded him.

"It's basically the same thing." Fanged Doom replied.

"Yeah, I guess so. Time to escape?" Shadow asked, preparing his muscles.

Fanged Doom nodded.