It took most of Eqwoostria's resources, but they had done it!
"PONIES OF EQWOOSTRIA, I DECLARE THE WORLDS BIGGEST TEA PARTY OFFICIALLY BE ALL STARTED AND JUNK!" Announced Twix Bar to the starving and dying masses of ponies.
The doors to the new tea palace opened, and the party began!
"I sure hope Grogar doesn't show up." Said Twix Bar.
SO NOW AT THE PARTY!
Scootaloo sat at the tea bar, ordering a huge amount of earl grey tea.
"TEATENDER, ANOTHER!" She ordered.
"I think you've had enough!" Said Tea Toter the tea pony.
"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT yeah you're right thank you for your concern" Said Scootaloo and she got up and decided to mingle.
"Oh man I really don't know anyone here" She said to herself.
"Hello, I don't think I've met you before" Said a cute colt just Scootaloo's age.
"Oh, uh, hi" She said with a blush.
"Ponies call me SPC, what's your name?" He asked with charm.
"Oh uh mine name's Scootaloo" was said with much blushing.
Well they started talking and he was really cool and they really hit it off.
"And that was the THIRD time I stepped on the-" But as he was talking he burst into flames and turned to ash.
"NO WHAT?" Scootaloo was horrified.
The air exploded as something burst into the room at near the speed of light.
"WHO HURT MY BABY?" Asked Changeshape in response to the scream.
"MOM! PONY! CUTE! TALKING! EXPLODED!" She tried to explain.
"Oh were you talking to SPC?" She asked.
"Y-yes" she answered through tears.
"Oh that's just good ol 'Spontaneous Pony Combustion', that's kinda his thing" Changeshape even you know that was a weird thing to say.
"Wait, so he'll be okay?" She asked with hope.
"Nah that was just a nickname. He never ACTUALLY exploded before. Sorry Scoots, he's dead" Changeshape was being really calm about this.
Scootaloo's eye twitched.
"I sure hope Grogar doesn't show up" Said Changeshape.
AND A COUPLE OF ROOMS OVER THIS WAS HAPPENING!
"And that was the THIRD time I stepped on the-" But Apple Friend, who had been telling a story, was cut off.
"ATTENTION EVERYONE, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!" Announced one of Twix Bar's royal guard.
"Oh no" Said McDreamy because he figured it was about to get all Grogar up in here.
"I....I......." The guard looked terrified.
"SPIT IT OUT, DO WE NEED TO MOBILIZE?" screamed McDreamy.
"I'm sorry......it's just that....." and he suddenly started smiling "I HAVE A WHOLE PLATTER OF FINGER SANDWICHES AND NO ONE TO EAT THEM!" and he was swarmed by cheering ponies.
"Are you......is this even real? I almost had a heart attack!" Said McDreamy as he slumped into his seat.
Apple Friend ran up to him and gave him one of the sandwiches.
"Well this is pretty good I guess" he said begrudgingly.
"Nothing beats 'Guardsman's Select Finger Sandwiches!" Said Apple Friend with excitement.
McDreamy laughed along with his friend, but on the inside he was terrified.
I sure hope Grogar doesn't show up he thought.
AND ALSO THIS WAS GOING ON
"YOU CAN DO THIS!" Yelled Spine.
"IT'S NO USE! YOU SHALL FALL!" Said some other stupid pony.
"TWIX BAR, PLEASE DON'T GIVE UP!" Said Apple Friend who just trotted over from the last scene.
"THIS IS THE END! I'M SORRY EVERYONE, I WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH!" She cried.
"I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!" Said McDreamy.
That was all the she needed! She tore Robotimo's arm off.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A GAME!" Screamed Robotimo as oil burst from his wound.
"Twix Bar is this years Arm Wrestling champion!" Said Bulk Biceps who had fallen through a portal and landed in the Swootyverse but it's ok because he exploded to death after that.
"I SURE HOPE GROGAR DOESN'T SHOW UP!" Said Bulk just before he exploded to death.
AND THUS THE PARTY WAS OVER
"Well that was a great party!" Said Spine.
"Yeah, only 2 people exploded this time!" Said Apple Friend.
"You guys suck" said Robotimo.
"I sure hope Grogar doesn't show up." Said Changeshape.
They all laughed. Even Scootaloo who was over what's his name.
So yeah they all went home and that was that.