Yeah, this is an unexpected story, an R63 Equestria Girls story, betcha didn't expect this did you? Anyways, Dusk Shine the Prince of friendship and his dragon assistant Barb where very bored ,bored as a fucking cat who was waiting a long time for dinner until one day, Sunset Glare sent them a message in his magic journal saying that him & Barb were invited to a sleepover at Bubble Barry's. Since their pony friends were booked, they thought, why not go and hang with their human friends, it could be fun, so Dusk Shine grabbed his toothbrush, a book, and his P.J.'s then they were off, through the mirror to the other world!
"Ha ha ha ha, come-on Dusk! We don't wanna be late!" Barked a happy puppy.
"Don't worry Barb, we'll get there in time." Dusk replied while taking his sweet time getting to Bubble Barry's house for a sleepover. Eventually, they made it to Barry's house.
"Yo Dusk! Great to have you here!"
"Thanks, so, are the others here?"
"Blitz, Juice, and Elusive are here, Butterscotch said he'd be picking up Sunset Glare."
"Cool, you don't mind me bringing Barb with me right?"
"Oh, it's cool." Then Bubble Barry got down to look at Barb. "Just pwomise I get to hold her awot!"
"Barry, don't give me the baby talk, I'm a big kid, I don't need to...." That's when Barry began scratching Barb behind the ears. "...oooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeeeah aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, that's sooooo gooooood, yeah." Then Barry got her under the chin! "Ack...." Then like that, Barb was out like a rock.
"Hee hee, so cute."
And so, Bubble Barry cradled the sleeping puppy in his arms as Dusk Shine followed him into his house.
Later that night...
"GAME!!!"
"What?!" Shouted Apple Juice & Rainbow Blitz.
"H-how? I used my best custom Captain Falcon & had my trusty Sonic Amiibo!"
"I used my best custom Mii Brawler & had my Highest leveled Amiibo of Mario!"
Then they turned to Elusive. "HOW THE HELL DID YOU WIN WITH A CUSTOM MII SWORDFIGHTER SINGLE HANDEDLY?! IT WAS 4 ON ONE!!!"
"Ju ju ju, I have my way boys, I have my ways. (I watched my little brother's girlfriend play this game.)"
"Yay Elusive!" Then barb jumped onto Elusive's lap and began licking his face.
"As you can see, not only do I out class the both of you in video games, but I also out class you both in..." Then Elusive put his hand on Barb's head and then slowly slid it down her back, then sliding his index finger across her tail. "Winning the ladies."
"Yeah, and Butterscotch out classes all 3 of you!" Said Bubble Barry.
"No he doesn't!" all 3 replied.
"Oh really, then why is he constantly being swarmed by girls on Friday after school?" Dusk joked.
Then all 3 began having trails of tears. Sunset Glare, Butterscotch and Barb then all began patting their backs.
"Wow Barry, you sure have a great view of the full moon from your house." Dusk complimented.
"Thanks, I get that a lot."
"Huh?"
"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I've had more people than just you guys here for sleepovers, even my girlfriend."
"Damn."
"Yep."
"Wait, full moon?" Asked Barb.
"Yeah, why?"
That's when Barb hid behind Sunset Glare.
"Isn't that the night Werewolves come out?"
"Aww..." Then Sunset picked up Barb. "Don't worry Barb, we're not in Equestria, so no Werewolves." Then Sunset Glare rubbed a finger. "If there are any, know that I am here to..."
"Sunset, just because we're of different species, does not give you the right to touch my tits."
"Oh, sorry about that." Sunset Glare apologized.
"It's fine, just don't do that again. (I wouldn't mind Elusive doing that to me though *perverted laughter*)"
That's when we begin taking a look into Barb's thoughts...
*Lick!* *Lick!*
"Oh, Elusive, please stop teasing me! I'm ready to have your 'marshmallow hotdog' penetrate my bitchhoo..."
That's when Barb's train of thought was broken when Butterscotch pulled a treat over her head.
"*Gasp!* YAY!!!" Barb then jumped onto her feet and followed Butterscotch to his sleeping bag. "Okay Barb, let's do some training. Dusk, look at me carefully."
"Butterscotch, she's an intelligent & sentient dog, I don't need to train her since she already knows what I'm telling her."
"Yeah! What Dork said, please gimme the treat!"
"Hey! I'm not a dork!"
"Right, now Barb, apologize to Dusk sincerely, and then I'll give you the treat."
Then Barb turned to Dusk Shine.
"I'm sorry for calling you a dork, I love you master!" Then she hugged Dusk's leg.
"Good girl." Then Butterscotch gently plopped the treat on the floor which Barb quickly ate.
*Dim Sum!*
"Alright, the food's here! You all stay put, I'm gonna go get the door and pay for the pizza."
Barry later returned with a full course! 2 huge 16 slice pepperoni, bacon, sausage, mushroom, and jalapeno pizzas with chili dog stuffed crusts, now I know what you're thinking, but what about Butterscotch? Don't worry, Bubble Berry got him the veggie lover's pizza with cheese stuffed crusts. Then, there were 2 sides, buffalo wings with ranch dressing & of course the garlic bread sticks! Oh, and if you thought I was going to leave out the soda selections, fuck you! Bubble Barry also had a selection of 10 sodas, these selections included: Shasta, Brisk, A&W Rootbeer, Dr.Pepper, Sierra Mist, Hawaiian Punch, Mountain Dew, Canada Dry, Pibb and even Powerade! Not enough? Well, guess what? he also bought a mini cookie pizza for desert! Yeah, I know what you're thinking now, how did Bubble Barry afford all of that? And now I shall reply with hey, how did Bubble Barry afford all of that whipped cream overflowing in his parent's fridge? So, after everyone had their food, it was almost time for bed.
"So, who's ready for a scary story?" Blitz said while wiggling his fingers with an evil face.
While Butterscotch was shaking in fear while cuddling his Teddy Bear, Barb was pretend shaking while cuddling with Elusive.
"(Oh come-on Barb, I'm the one who promised to protect you earlier.)" Sunset Glare thought.
That's when the bedroom door slammed shut & all the lights dimmed!
"Whoa! Bubble Barry, what was that?" Asked Dusk Shine.
"My brother Mull Barry helping out with the effects."
"You modified your house for special effects?"
"Duh, why do you think we've one best haunted house for a whole 12 Nightmare Nights?"
"Good point." Dusk replied.
"Ha ha ha! Let's get started shall we?" Blitz announced.
So the group formed a circle, leftover snacks in hand.
"This tale is called: The Bad Smell Under My Bed! The True Story of the Murders that took place in this neighborhood 3 decades ago!"
Time Lapse...
"And so, after Fill More was arrested, he said this one thing: You'll find the body, you may even give that son of a bitch a funeral, but he'll never be able to rest in peace without my say so! Muahahahahaha! So now, on a full moon like this one, when the dogs begin to howl loudly in sync with the wolves, that's when Death Defying's ghost arises to rampage across the neighborhood because Fill More never told him to rest in peace without his say so!"
"That was horrible and sad." Said Butterscotch.
"Poor Death Defying." Added Dusk. "Even though that was fictional, I feel so sorry for Death Defying."
"Yeah, great story Blitz." Apple Juice complimented.
"Thank you all! Now Bubble Barry, scoot over, I'm taking your bed again!"
"Okay!"
Then, everyone went to bed.
Meanwhile on a cliff over looking the entire city!
"Hmm...This city looks like it's ready for a magic show!"