PROLOG
FUCKING. SOMBRA
Imprisoning me because he couldn't take me like the little bitch he is! Here I am wrapped in chains, suspended above ground, and lastly trapped in nice shiny crystal. If I didn't look like Megaman and looked like a sexy person, this would be some sick album art.
=[ Timey wimey Rewindy ]=
FUCKING. SNOW
Coming out of a portal face first into the snow is shitty. With a straight 'FWUMP' I made a man shape hole in the ground. Quickly pushing myself up to the top of the hole I proudly made myself. I notice that there is snow, and lots of it. Fucking great.
It all had to be because of a sweet deal from that damn merchant. Remember if the deal is too sweet, then you'll die of sugar overdose. So don't do it.
Right now I am so pissed that I could kick a little puppy and not regret it. But I wouldn't do that because puppies are justice! Just like maids. As I though this out quickly in the middle of a blizzard looking to my left my hand was now Megaman's Megabuster. Freaky. I wish my left hand was back. He and I had a special relationship you could say. Does it change now that I'm Megaman? Guess Android pride ain't exactly important right now though.
Thrusting the gun arm out didn't do squat. No lemons, no pellet, no pixels, only disappointment and coldness. putting my arm cannon down with little feelings for it. Braving the cold I walked forward into the snow storm.
Wait i'm a robot I don't feel cold. I get cold.
=[Tickky skippy time moves forward, k?]=
I've been walking for god knows how long, maybe in a squiggle line, but most likely a circle. If only I had my friends here with me. Guess I just have to make it back...
Now that I think a little deeper then my old kiddie pool. I realize that I am quickly excepting fact that I have changed into Megaman. Blue diaper and all. Maybe it's because that Megaman is a robot, and that now i'm a robot I don't have a human brain anymore. Weird, I don't feel much emotion to my lost brain. Probably because I still remember a lot even without it. Neat.
Looking ahead I see faint outlines of houses. Not as big as the mountains I see in the background.
Walking closer revealed that the town was not abandoned at all, but it wasn't exactly thriving either. What was revealed was alot of tiny horses about coming to my chest I guess, hey that rhymed! All of the horses have chains around them and they're connected to each other, their faces are either crying or really depressed. And there's a unicorn?
Apparently there's unicorn in ponyland, how about that shit. but this unicorn looked liked it's was in his 'I'm this anime character' phase, mixed with emotality to the metal. Dude needs to get to life. Looks like a little bitch too.
" GET TO WORK MY SLAVES! THOSE WHO WORK HARDER MIGHT GET TO SLEEP TONIGHT! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" The unicorn yelled as lightning appeared behind him.
I hid out of sight behind one of these homes. Okay. So this emocorn actually has a life. And it's evil. Like really evil. That ain't cool in my world, so doesn't that mean it shouldn't be cool everywhere else too? Most probably.
I could save them, but how... I cant use my gun arm. And I cant really use Megaman's powers... Maybe now would be the time to experiment. FOR JUSTICE?
FOR JUSTICE!
I I quickly experiment by balling my hand and opening it slowly, I felt a power well up inside me. That's got to be good, power is good. Closing it back to a fist makes it burst into a small flame. In That realization I open my hand back and start waving in my panic. It quickly goes away. At least I got some fire. I always did like fire.
Thinking about the fire it had to be Megaman's F-air. The Flame sword.
It originates form Megaman 8 from sword man.
Should I jump as I swing my flame fist forward? Only testing will work.
I jump with a little momentum and swing my fist down. Just as I guessed, the Flame sword appeared just like Smash. I guess I can do everything without the gun now. Which is about eight attacks I think. Still behind the house and the emocorn still being emo and a dominator to the slaves.
I guess I can fight him?
Man this is going to be the fight of the century. Megaman versus emocorn, with lots of fire and jumping. If only I could figure out how to use the Megabuster... Maybe I imagine it sinking in...
Nope.
Or I curl my hand into a fist.
Fire.
Maybe I have to do a motion. I chose the Spiderman pose.
Nothing.
Here I am hiding behind a house while there are hundreds of slaves and a dominator on the other side. Thinking quickly as much as my new brain can process, I think about everything I did in Smash with Megaman. Attacking, defending, grabbing, squeezing asses, lemons. taunting...Taunting! One of the Taunts had Megaman's arm change from a hand to the cannon. It's the one where he would throw his hand upwards diagonally, transform it into the cannon and then pumps back.
I follow the motions as well as the game would. Looking at my hand it was now the Megabuster. I do this with the other arm as well seeing if both arms could be utilized as cannons. Reflecting the motions across oppisite to the left way taunt now rewards me with my other hand now a Megabuster.
Now to shoot some fruit.
Standing still and pointing it forward gets me nothing. Maybe I needed to make some commands for it. Like a voice command when a magical girl casts a spell.
I think of the first word that comes to my mind when I play Megaman.
"LEMONS!" I said. Lo and behold three pellets came out and disappeared about 2 meters away. It suddenly got quiet. Not like it was loud before, but you get the point.
I found my magic.
I look around me to see that it was clear, but quiet. I peek around the house too see that all the slaves had stopped. And the emocorn was on the move.
" WHO SAID THAT!" He yelled to the crowd, or slaves in front of him. "WHO DARES SPEAKS OF FRUIT THAT SHALL NOT BE GIVEN!" I wonder what he has against lemons. This would be a great time for my entrance but it feels kinda lame. Take what you can get.
" I DID BITCH!" I yell back. From behind the house. " COME FIND ME LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE! BIIIIIIIIIITCH~!" To be honest it's kinda fun calling him a little bitch.
" WHO DARE HAS THE AUDACITY TO CALL KING SOMBRA THAT OF A FEMALE DOG! I SHALL TAKE PLEASURE IN REFORMING YOU!" Peeking around the house reveals that the emocorn, which is apparently named Sombra. Is pissed, so pissed he turned Emo-Sayian. On the raised area he's on it's now a giant aura of dark purple. Remember if the color is dark it usually symbolizes evil.
Megaman.
Sombra.
Emo-Sayian.
FUCK.
Maybe this one time I bit off more then I chew. But, hey when you go through life eating everything in a couple of bites, maybe I hit a rock or a bone, I still eat it. This case is more like a giant piece of stale bread with no water though.
"FIGHT ME LIKE A STALLION AND REVEAL YOURSELF!" He stomped the ground out of anger. Like a bitch would." THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING TO BE HUH? GUESS I'LL SET IT UP THEN!" Set what up?
The ground started to rumble. The ground next to me rose upwards. elevating a platform. It started to segment itself making stairs out of itself. It continued till it was about three times my own height. It combined the surrounding area of houses and pathways to make a arena with stairs on every fucking side.
FUCKING SOMBRA HAS A STAIR FETISH.
Gross..
I climb up the stairs one by one until I'm at the top. Sombra is there in the middle fuming with purple. The group of slave were off to the side but still chained to each other. They are looking between me and Sombra, as well as whispers started to flow within the group. And then there's me, a guy who's now a robot who looks like he's wearing a blue diaper. This is going to go swimmingly
Now it's time to D-D-D-D-D-D SMASH!